Originally posted by boosh:
Every Dutch citizen is allowed to have 5 plants max.

Originally posted by Tedster:
Looks like the same plants that were growing right across the street from where I work last year...which is funny, as I work in a Federal Government facility which rents training space to local law enforcement for seminars and such. They had to pull right out of a driveway facing that "garden of earthly delights" and they never fricking even noticed.

Amsterdam Window Box, huh?

Now, someone needs to figure out a way to crossbreed marijuana with tomatoes and hot peppers, so you can get a buzz and have salsa for your nachos at the same time.

Originally posted by eh steve:
"Every Dutch citizen is allowed to have 5 plants max.”

well… with your wife and kid, shouldn’t you have 15 plants out on the patio?

Originally posted by Sylver:
Seriously, how hard is it to emegrate from the states?

Now, someone needs to figure out a way to crossbreed marijuana with tomatoes and hot peppers, so you can get a buzz and have salsa for your nachos at the same time.

Originally posted by Tedster:
Ani...

"And they killed all our cute little weeds..
We just smiled and said goodbye...

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...sittin' there on that sack of seeds..."

Wildwood Weed
Jim Stafford


The name of this song is 'The Wildwood Flower'
Now 'The Wildwood Flower' is an old country classic
It gained a whole new popularity
The song ain't more popular
But the weed is!

(Enter music:)

The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm
And we never knowed what it was called
Some said it was a flower and some said it was weed
I never gave it much thought...

One day I was out out in a field with my brother
Picked up a weed to chew on
Things got fuzzy and things got blurry
And pretty soon everything was gone (Cut music:)

I Didn't know what happened
But it sure beat sniffin' burlap.

(Music re-enters:)

Well, when I came to my brother was there
he said, 'What's gone wrong with your eyes?'
I said, 'I don't know, I was chewing on a weed'
He said, 'Here, give me a try'
We spent the rest of that day and most of that night
Searching for my brother, Bill
We finally found 'em 'bout 6AM
Swinging naked on a big windmill. (Cut music:)

He said he flew up there
And I had to fly up and get him down
He was half crazy!

(Music re-enters:)

The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds
And put 'em in the sun to dry
Then we mashed 'em up and we cleaned 'em off
And put 'em in the corncob pipe
Smokin' them weeds got to be a habit
We never seen no harm
And hey, it was economical too,
To take a trip and never leave the farm (Cut music:)

A big ol' puff on the wildwood weed
Next thing you know
We's just wandering behind the little animals

(Music re-enters:)

All good things gotta come to an end
And so with the wildwood weed

One day this feller from Washington come by
And he spied us and he turned white as a sheet
And he dug and he burned
And he burned and he dug
And he killed all our cute little weeds

(Music retards:)

And as he drove away
We smiled and waved...

Sittin' there on that sack of seeds

Y'all come back now, ya hear

Originally posted by boosh:

Originally posted by Super 8:

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Originally posted by boosh:

Now those look great.

You guys have some crazy hybrids over there, don't you? What kind is that?