Beats talking to my demons, although sometimes it's hard to tell the difference...if I had a couple of devils like Tedster and Khan, though, I'd just go hang out in the park with some malt liquor and shoot the breeze with them I guess.
Recent studies reveal that between 13 and 21 percent of all internet forum posters are AI's, programmed to generate web statistics in order to convince advertisers that a site has a huge amount of traffic, 3-5 percent are alien cultural anthropoligists studying humans, and a whopping 63% are teenage boys who are dedicating their lives to proving the proposition that "idle hands are the devil's workshop". I wish their hands really were idle, then I wouldn't have to wear gloves when I go to a cyber-cafe...
