DO I detect the aroma a familiar meat product made up of scraps of ham, fat, gelatin and salt, popular among singing British Vikings, known as....
SPAM!?!?
Away with thee, vile purveyor of unsolicited mystery meat! Haul thine carcass and self-serving hucksterations elsewhere!
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ROCK GUITARIST ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND RETURNED TO EARTH!
Anal probe wouldn't fit past his head!
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