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#1646125 - 07/01/05 03:28 AM How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
seren
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Hey folks, I just thought I'd ask how many people are in your band?
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#1646126 - 07/01/05 04:01 AM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Six for us. One to screw it in, and five to tell him how he should have done it.

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#1646127 - 07/01/05 11:42 AM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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six for us--one too many (need to lose the female vocalist, or should I say "diva".

Learn the lyrics for her two main songs? Maybe.
Sing in tune? huh?
Being punctual--well I showed up, didn't I?
Equal share of the split--I showed up, didn't I?

:rolleyes:
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#1646128 - 07/01/05 06:22 PM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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We've got 5, but our female vocalist/auxiliary percussionist really only counts as about 2/3 - she doesn't sing (or play) on about a third of our songs, and doesn't really seem to want to get more involved. But she's still one of the band.
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#1646129 - 07/01/05 09:06 PM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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We're a 3 piece - no room for dead wood here! Fortunately we don't have any!
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#1646130 - 07/02/05 12:33 AM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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All of them
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#1646131 - 07/02/05 05:02 AM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Both of us!!!

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#1646132 - 07/02/05 05:07 AM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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MMmmm! Although I'm in two bands, the poll won't let me make two entries.

Alas, I am dispossessed!!

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#1646133 - 07/02/05 11:41 AM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Never mind, I'll do it myself.


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#1646134 - 07/02/05 02:14 PM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
typi
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Six of us, and very good musicians all, I'm pleased to report (except maybe ME!):

-Female Lead & Background Vox, with percussion. Not a diva! (YET, anyway!)
-Bass with Male Lead & Background Vox, dbls on Keys
-Ld & Rhythm Guitar with backup vox, dbls on Trumpet
-Keyboards with backup vox
-Saxes with lead & backup vox, dbls on all the woodwinds
-Drums
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#1646135 - 07/03/05 03:09 PM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Five including our soundman.
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#1646136 - 07/04/05 03:38 PM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Randy Combs
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With all 3 members we still can't get the bulb screwed in..
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#1646137 - 07/06/05 01:57 AM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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I'm in between bands, but usually I'd say let's call a qualified electrician, just to make sure whether the 'old' bulb is vintage or not and to get a new one suitable for our music and set up correctly for our way of playing, no??
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#1646138 - 07/08/05 02:06 PM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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2...Me and a drummer...Loving it.
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#1646139 - 07/08/05 07:09 PM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
ChrisOfDoom
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2, one to screw in the lighebulb, one to find us a drummer.....
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#1646140 - 07/14/05 09:33 AM Re: How many band members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Guitr777
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One to screw it in, one to feel bad because he is not the one screwing it in, one to complain about the way that it is being screwed in, one to call us at the last minute to let us know that he cannot make it because we've screwed in too many lightbulbs recently, and one to trip over the ladder which makes the first guy smash the lightbulb.

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