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Name my band!

Posted By: Phil W

Name my band! - 01/07/09 11:06 AM

You probably know I play regularly with a jazz/fusion/soul/funk outfit. They're currently called 'The Lyveden Project' and while I love the name I'm also aware of the value of having a band name which people can recognise by hearing aloud and then google for.

They might decide to keep the name or change it.

Any cool name ideas appreciated. We do standards jazz style and also in funkified manner as well as some popular soul and funk tunes.

Repertoire includes:
The Red One - Pat Metheney
My Funny Valentine
My Favourite Things
This Masquerade
Desafinado
Chan Chan - Compay Segundo
Stratus
Red Baron
Spain
500 Miles High
Song For My Father
Summertime
You Don't Know what love is
Autumn Leaves
One Note Samba
Ipanema
Affirmation
Jeep on 35 - John Scofield
Valerie
Footprints
Cissy Strut
Chameleon
Canteloupe Island
Afro Blue
Blue Bossa
Superstition
Ain't No Sunshine
Crazy (Gnarls Barkeley)
Take Your Momma Out

etc

to give you a flavour - I'm keen to add more standards.

Any ideas on a name (hope the list helps give the context and also bear in mind the video I posted before)?

Thanks
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 11:14 AM

I got a whole list of them saved up.

You can have Smellhead, Nixon Meets Elvis, and Piehole.
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 12:51 PM

Jazz For Dummies grin I'm actually not kidding, in a way it makes sense since you're playing lots of standards and all. Your audience might feel insulted and you could risk some form of copyright infringement (although I doubt it, as long as you don't start designing black'n'yellow logo's) but you gotta admit it's a name that'll stick smile
Posted By: The Geoff

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:06 PM

Sambathetic
Posted By: DavidMPires

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:26 PM

Jazzimal..........

Like an animal of Jazz. (that sounds really stupid)

Junk (a mix between Jazz and Funk.... grin couldn't resist)
Posted By: Rocky McDougall

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:30 PM

Since you are in the UK, I will loan you my bands name at no charge.

"Complex Simplicity"

Rocky
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:35 PM

I always thought that a phrase my Spanish roommate of many years ago used a lot would make a good band name: "The Focking Especulators." (Jacobo was kind of a Socialist.)

O.K., maybe that's not helpful. I'll give it some thought.
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:36 PM

"Ross Brown's Shirt."
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:40 PM

Mooseknuckle Incorporated
Posted By: 1111000

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:41 PM

The Indecisives.
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:41 PM

The Rare Groovers
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 01:58 PM

Jazz Odyssey
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 02:13 PM

"Everything Must Go" Lots of those signs in the mall I work in. They'd make a great backdrop for gigs.

Or, my perennial favorite:

"The Brannock Device"

Posters would be real easy: http://drshoe.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/brannock_device.gif
Posted By: Davo-London

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 02:32 PM

Elephants in your Lounge

Actually - whatever name you use I would make sure the domain was available as well before you make a decision.

Davo
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 02:44 PM

Nipple Clamp.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 02:55 PM

Originally Posted By: rizzo9247
Jazz Odyssey

The New Originals
Posted By: Danzilla

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 02:58 PM

Super Fluous
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 03:06 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Originally Posted By: rizzo9247
Jazz Odyssey

The New Originals
laugh
My two other favourites would be the Thamesmen or the Lovely Lads. deadhorse
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 03:22 PM

Free Beer. A sign outside a club that said "Tonight Free Beer"
would guarantee a packed house. Hey, it worked for Bare Naked Ladies! grin
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 03:22 PM

Beans & Toast
Everyone will ask who is who.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 03:33 PM

The Hopeful Monsters

Jazzzuuuhhpp!(from whazzzzzuuuhhpppp!)

Al Jazz-eira

Fierce Creatures

The Bell Tollers

The Berlin Wall Preservation Society

Hott, Muggie & Swettie

Buggy Whippers

The Jazz Truckers

Dumm, Stewped & Dumm.(nothing personal, just riffing)
Posted By: Eric VB

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 03:35 PM

Long-time advice from the GP forum is that the name doesn't matter, so don't obsess over it. OTOH I was once told by venue that we were selected for a show because of our name. Or rather that other bands were passed over because their names didn't fit the venue. (Hypothetically imagine the finest restaurant in town hosting Projectile Vomit with opening act Food Poisoning! grin )

Anything But Standard -- a play on the way you perform standards

Raindrops On Roses -- from "My Favo[u]rite Things" (wouldn't be the first time a band swiped a lyric for their name wink )

Funkingham Palace -- a stretch, but could spur better ideas

[Paint The] Town Red -- another stretch, but trying to find something that conveys the mood or setting your music sets

Unforgetable [Fusion] -- and be sure to include the Nat King Cole standard!

The Lived In Project, The Live Eden Project, The La Vida [Jazz|Fusion|Funk] Project -- all plays on the current name
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 03:50 PM

The Full Monty
Posted By: rageKage77

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 03:53 PM

Here's an idea for you...
Take the name of a somewhat ambiguious city or town, nothing like Austin, TX or Las vegas, but something more like Baltimore or Seattle. Then, add some alliteration into the mix, like Bringing Baltimore or Burning Baltimore, or for Seattle, Sunshine Seattle (or vice versa) or Sundays in Seattle, or something slick like that. That's my advice for a cool name. Manhattan Madness just came to mind too. I don't know, just start putting together some combos and find some meaning or relevance to the band to back up your reasoning.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 04:02 PM

Ball Clapper
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 04:16 PM

"The Incredible Occasionals."

"The Fabulous Thudpuckers." (I've always wanted to use this one but could never get bandmates to agree.)
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 04:25 PM

The Beatles.
Posted By: Danzilla

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 04:58 PM

The Beatless
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 05:14 PM

Theb Eatles
The Beat Less
The Beat More
Beat More

Um...anyway...

Peace.
--SW
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 05:25 PM

Captain Yambag and the Malcontents
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 05:39 PM

Cleveland Steamer
Posted By: Big Red 67

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 05:41 PM

T.B.A. To Be Announced. You can show up at any date list as T.B.A. hehe

Keen. Saw it in your O.P.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 05:47 PM

The Sweaters?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 05:49 PM

Kibbles & Bits
Meh
The Lowdown
Chicken In A Pot
Froggy Went A Cortin' (Country Band)
Taxi Ride
Slippery Nipple
Miss Muffits Tuffit
Poisoned Peach
Wet Dog Smell
Garbage Truck Liquid
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 05:50 PM

Sweater Meat
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 06:01 PM

Fun Bags
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 06:02 PM

Gaseous Clay
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 06:15 PM

Hot Carl & The Furious Light Switches
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 06:18 PM

Fabulous Cheese
(If I stay on this thread any longer I may start to get silly or vulgar)
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 06:38 PM

Funkin' Jazz
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 07:12 PM

Llama Factory
Greenwich Mean Time
Captain Hazelwood
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 07:14 PM

Meatwad
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 07:23 PM

Bat Country
Posted By: shortbastid

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 07:31 PM

The Red Favourite Masquerade Company feat. Red Baron and The 500 Mile Fathers
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 07:34 PM

The Short Hairs
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 07:37 PM

Haggis Sandwich
Posted By: shortbastid

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 07:38 PM

The Funky Hillbilly's
Posted By: The Bear Jew

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 07:42 PM

Taint Punch.

You know that's the best name, and you're a total fool if you don't use it.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 08:06 PM

Tossed Salad
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 08:30 PM

Meryl Streep.

Scot's Whiskey

Glandular Bias

Territorial Imperiative

Dr. Dog and the Vets

Down at the Heels

The Heels

Seinfeld, You Magnificent Bas--rd!
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 08:39 PM

Three Dog Night.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 08:39 PM

or Four.
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 10:09 PM

Glazed Ham

The Applainces

21 to Drink

Where It's At
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 10:26 PM

Boiled Football Leather
Posted By: DJR_Bos

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/09 11:09 PM

Four Jacks and a Jill

oar knot.
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 12:05 AM

Jazzamatazz
Posted By: farnorth

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 01:51 AM

Jazzholes

Flat Fives

Four Four

The London Crumpetboys
Posted By: Bottomgottem

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 02:26 AM

Nocturnal Commission

I Google searched it and found one band in Wichita, Kansas and one wood sculpture using the name. They are both far from famous.
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 02:36 AM

Banana Daiquiri
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:24 AM

Errrrr....thanks guys!

Some nuggets of joy there.

OK

Another question.

How important do you think it is that the name is easily spellable and googleable? I went to a public event this year and there was a company Jolesch.com taking photos and when it was announced on the PA that punters could go to their website to preview and purchase pictures there were a lot of puzzled looks as to the spelling.

I know that some band members are fond of 'The Lyveden Project' and it does have a certain mystery. Do you think it would be a handicap to have that name in the google age?
Posted By: Graham56

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:44 AM

Well to me "project" smacks of avant garde bleeding-edge music. Which, as that isn't my taste in music, would put me off right from the start. (Or maybe I've been watching too much of the prog-rock stuff on TV this week!)

As for Lyveden - what would I google?

"What did that guy say at the gig? Let's try... Liveden?"

"Nope..."

"Lived in?"

"Nah..."

"Live den?"

"Nada..."

"Oh to hell with it, let's go to the movies instead."

Mind you, I'm in no position to criticise anyone else's band name...

Cheers

Graham

PS: There's a band with a name I wish I'd thought of: "For one night only".
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 12:12 PM

I probably wouldn't be able to spell right just from hearing it either, but IMO I don't think it would matter too much. It wouldn't be the first time there was a non-obvious-spelled name to google.
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 12:31 PM

Thanks Graham, that's what I thought. Some neat stuff on this thread having just had time to read it through thoroughly.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 12:55 PM

Originally Posted By: Phil W
I know that some band members are fond of 'The Lyveden Project' and it does have a certain mystery. Do you think it would be a handicap to have that name in the google age?

Yes. I remember a band from Wales in the early 80's. They had a minor UK hit with a song called Doot Doot. They're name was originally relatively unpronouncable and was "spelled" as a graphic spiral squiggle (art school kids, what can I tell ya?). They eventually settled on the name Freur which isn't much better.

How about Easy Pieces. That was my old band name from a quarter century ago. Very unlikely I'll ever need it again.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 01:28 PM

Touching Cotton
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 01:33 PM

How 'bout something cocky?

We Crush All Comers (a.k.a., WeCAC)
You Don't Wanna Play After Us (a.k.a., Yo Dow Pau)
Ain't Yo Mamma's Opening Band (a.k.a., Ay Mob)

Peace.
--s-uu

PS: I do like Boiled Football Leather quite a bit.
Posted By: yourlord

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 01:42 PM

You can use the name my band called itself before we came up with the current one..

The Untogether

It's just right for a jazz band!
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 02:56 PM

"Vaginal Skin." (Don't blame me, blame Kevin!)
Posted By: Norwegia

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 03:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Tater Nuts
Hot Carl & The Furious Light Switches


This
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 03:21 PM

The Grooveyard
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 03:24 PM

Originally Posted By: CMDN
Taint Punch.

You know that's the best name, and you're a total fool if you don't use it.
I bow to Erik's unassailable logic.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 03:49 PM

The Extremely Diverse Assorted S**t Band
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 03:50 PM

The Pickled Farce
Posted By: TimR

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 05:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Phil W

Another question.

How important do you think it is that the name is easily spellable and googleable?

I know that some band members are fond of 'The Lyveden Project' and it does have a certain mystery. Do you think it would be a handicap to have that name in the google age?


It shouldn't matter too much, you just add all the different spellings you can think of to your HTML headers of your website. They're just some code that the search engines spot and not seen by people viewing the site. Having a weird spelling would probably be better as it would be fairly unique and come up high in any searches.
Probably be in 8 out of 10 on the first page! WOW!!!!!

We give out business cards with the web address on them anyway. We sometimes put cards out on the bar or tables.
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 05:24 PM

That's a good point, Tim. We should definitely do the business card thing whether we pay the graphic designers I know or go the free Vistaprint route.

Did you really predict 8 out of ten?

I know about meta tags we just don't have a website right - just MySpace and Facebook pages.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 05:38 PM

The Trouser Coughs

Insomniacs Dream
Gag Reflex
Soggy Tissue
Empty Bill
Far Out Chester
Go Limp
The Ignatowski Experience
Funky Underwear
Scraps
Stuff In My Pocket
Fat Mice
Lost Lunch
Sherpa Sloth
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 05:42 PM

Baloney Skins
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 05:51 PM

Filthy McNasty and the Furious Fudge
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 05:59 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Filthy McNasty


I've played that chart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1a_SsTG-FE
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 06:22 PM

Bustin Buttons
Ricochet Rickshaw
Trickling Fury
Glorious Mess
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 06:28 PM

Shiatsu Surprize
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 06:43 PM

Just pick a title of a film noir movie.

Foreign Correspondent
Sunset Boulevard
Touch Of Evil
Strangers on a Train
Night of the Hunter
Ace in the Hole
Thieves Highway
Body and Soul
Leave Her to Heaven
Narrow Margin
The Set-Up


Well, you get the idea.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 07:22 PM

Happy Ending
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 07:55 PM

I don't wanna kill this thread (butcherNburn is trying relentlessly, but people keep posting grin) but have you considered keeping the name (I like The Lyveden Project - much like fungus, it grow on you) and just spending some money towards a backdrop with the band's name? Throw in a www and a dot com and you're set thu
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 07:55 PM

Originally Posted By: EddiePlaysBass
much like fungus


And if you don't like my previous ideas, I nominate this as a band name grin
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 08:02 PM

Fungus Mungus
Posted By: Davo-London

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 08:10 PM

Ellie and the details
Calm buoys
Vanilla Gorilla
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 08:11 PM

Craptacular
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 08:22 PM

Punching Donkeys
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 09:38 PM

Myspace/google shouldn't be a concern. In my neck of the woods there is a local band by the name of Awful Waffle. There are other bands by this name in other parts of the country (none of them are famous.) that go by this title. They added visit us at myspace Awful Waffle NJ. Pick a band name add UK or London to the end of the internet adress and people will find it.

I like getz's submission for Punching Donkeys
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 10:30 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Fungus Mungus


The Fungus Among Us
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 10:31 PM

Phil Wain and the Wainscoting
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 10:45 PM

Terry and The Dactyls

Coopers Droop
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:11 PM

Originally Posted By: getz76
Punching Donkeys
Classy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:12 PM

Snot Bubble
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:12 PM

Festering Pusboil
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:13 PM

Your Mothers Mustache
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:13 PM

Blubbering Gus
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:13 PM

Ferocious Flutter
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:13 PM

Double Naught Spy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:14 PM

Pelican snot
Earfull
Lemon Butter Lamby Nuggets
Fish Food
Glad Hatter
Hideous Headlights
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:14 PM

Hay Ness
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:14 PM

Purple Nurple
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:15 PM

Roach Coach
Mildon't
Pepe's Peasants
Turtle Club (hold the mayo)
Spicy Meatball
No Toys For Santa
Shivering Sheldon's Ski Cap
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:16 PM

No-tell Motels
Salmonella Surprise
Quest for Fire
Dangling Participle
Daddy's Disappointment
All Nude Girls
Clever Band Name
Restless Native
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:17 PM

Prickly Heat
Scarlet's Fever
Reaking Rubbish
Santa's Sack
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:18 PM

Quicktime Harch
Belmont Steaks
Texas Cheesecake Depository
Loneliness & Cheeseburgers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:19 PM

I have no idea about the mass posts. Some would also be good names for a race horse.

We needed CMDN in on this one and a few "You're a...."
Posted By: Rocky McDougall

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:23 PM

14 posts in 6 minutes. I think that is a new record. thu
Rocky
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/09 11:57 PM

You're a new record (specify who you want that directed at next time Butchernburn)

and it's purple nurple not purple nipple...it's really the same thing but it rhymes.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 12:38 AM

Alright. I'll do it. But I'm gonna hate myself in the morning. frown

Felcher
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 01:12 AM

With apologies to butcherNburn.........



Unc and the Mighty Tontors (from the Tarzan cartoon of the '70s)
Tube of Goo
Bathtub Blisterpack
Chromosome
TTB (Thrown-together Band)
Meteor! Duck!
Corpuscle
Myocardial Infarction
Pulmonary
Touchdown Jesus
Infectious Waste
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 01:34 AM

Originally Posted By: mattulator
Terry and The Dactyls


Petra & The Dactyls?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:04 AM

Lucky Day.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:11 AM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Lucky Day.


Dusty Bottoms
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:27 AM

Liquid Encouragement
Bucket of Dumb
Tappa kidney
No Vacancy
Lucky Underwear
Fat Uncle
Incestuous Grooves
Felonious Monk
Plight of the Bumblebee
Govern Mental
Mental Floss
Poorhouse
Load of Shame
Turf Toe
Toe Truck
Truckin Luck
Lucky Chicken
Pork Pie Hat
Unibrow
Hal Atosis
Remark A Bowl
Liquid Lunch
Imaginary Friend
The Scoots
The Bittermen
Phil McCracken
Jeepers Sleepers
Vitamin P
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:28 AM

This Guy Is Falling
Rubber Ducky Deathtrap
Uncle Fester's Haircut
Girth
Hundred Yards to the Outhouse
Sequestered Memories
Pimple Faced Teen
A (that's right just A, balsey huh)
Potty Humour
Lake of Fire
Pew
Perpetual Motion Sickness
Silly Ass
Gutwrenching Gabby
Cheap Suit
Delicious Dairy Air
Necktie Noose
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:29 AM

Cunning Runts
Superfluous Nipple
Disband
Mockery of Crockery
Special Farces
Unmentionables
Sufferin’ Succotash
Filthy Soup
Feast or Famine
Malicious Marshmallows
Squeezin Mr. Wipple
Neckbone
Pickin Petunias
Burnt Water
Hoof Arted
Jerk Store
Atrocious Aardvarks
Race with Death
Cautious Cleveland
Trouser Mess
Explosive Diarrhea
Superhero Pantyhose
Polly's Crackers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:35 AM

Sloppy Seconds
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:51 AM

I can see this exercise turning into some kind of therapy for some! wink

Thanks guys, I better crack on with this - not had much time to think!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 12:51 PM

O the Ironing
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 01:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Chad
Originally Posted By: CMDN
Taint Punch.

You know that's the best name, and you're a total fool if you don't use it.
I bow to Erik's unassailable logic.


More appropriately (also sounds more professional):

The English Taint Punch
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 01:03 PM

Pen Island (do not look for web address)
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 01:17 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Festering Pusboil
The Bloody Flems.
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 03:36 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
O the Ironing


Brilliant.

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Pen Island (do not look for web address)


Also brilliant, although for different reasons.

Peace.
--SW
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 04:33 PM

Originally Posted By: rizzo9247

More appropriately (also sounds more professional):

The English Taint Punch


That would be A blow to the region between one's bollocks and one's jacksie.

You'd need a big business card...
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 05:01 PM

Cleo Risil and the Unsightly Teenage Blemishes.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 05:06 PM

Executive Bathroom
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 05:30 PM

Burning Itch
Blow Hole
Fridge Magnet
Dirt Nap
Lung Cookies
Porcelain Bus
Ralph and the Technicolor Yawn
Will U. Stoptuchinme
Serious Banana

(Really anyone, if you want me to stop let me know. I won't, but at least I'll know. When I hit 2000 posts perhaps)
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 05:32 PM

Hang Nail
The Goose Berries
Far Flung Fiasco
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 05:42 PM

Stinky and the Beans
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 06:23 PM

Knob (noun not verb)
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 07:42 PM

MuddaButta
Tainted Lunch
The Loud Stalkers
Bobby Salami
Will Work For Food
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 07:54 PM

Cheese
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 07:55 PM

Verbatim
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 07:56 PM

Plagiarizing Brail
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 07:58 PM

Faceplant
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 07:58 PM

Nuggies
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 08:25 PM

Neosporin
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 08:28 PM

Buttered Legs
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 09:35 PM

We're trying to give him a name that has something to do with the music that the band plays.

How about: The Funny Valentines
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 10:40 PM

Some of us are. Others have turned it into the 7th grade. Shame on you boys!

How about... Frumunda Cheese? grin
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 10:43 PM

My favorite superstition

the blue afro boppers (this name would require you guys to by wigs)

Red Baron
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:50 PM

Yea seventh grade I dun grad-e-ated.

I'll have you know that almost 20% of my suggestions would fit the bill and another 30% would fit a band of another type.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:51 PM

The Pastey Resistance
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:52 PM

Chinstrap
Torque
Saucy Susan
Hammertoe
Horatio's Hematoma
Full Bodycast
Sneeze Guard
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:54 PM

Originally Posted By: jeremy c
We're trying to give him a name that has something to do with the music that the band plays.


Schmegma
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:56 PM

Originally Posted By: getz76
Schmegma

Damn beat me to it.

Chum
Reboot
Lilly Liver
Foot
Chump
Biscuit Head
Crotch Crickets
Weasles
Freuds Mother
Scallywag
Lift
Not Lenny
Welding Water
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:57 PM

Offramp to Hell
Chumsicle
Chum Bucket
Socket
Pocket Rocket
Lamenting Lamppost
Dropped Call
Lost Not Found
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/09 11:58 PM

Holy Underpants
Tears of Shame
Greywater
Plethora
Burger
Burgermiester
Forced Joy
Juicy Caboose
Green Eggs and Hamlet
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 12:49 AM

Jazzarific
Jazztastic
Jazzesque
The Jazz-aholics
The Jazz Age
Jazz Relief
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 12:49 AM

The Bad Suggestions rimshot
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:04 AM

Violent Movement
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:09 AM

Dingbat Love?

D.B. & The Dweebies?

Dang Fandango?

The Spanish Flies?

Sugar Booger?

The Treefrogs?

Dingo's Tooth?

The Weedwhackers?

The Dayglo Pirates?

The Weekend Plumbers?

Hockey Pucks?

Okay, enough messing around. How about...

The 24/7 Jazz Band?
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:18 AM

Forum Members
Jazz'r'Us
Bad Connection
Crust
Jazzicide
Useless Information and the Encyclopedias
I.T.D.S.A (Initials That Don't Stand For Anything)
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:24 AM

Off Topic
New Fish
Double Post
Edit Reason
Clever Reply
Spelling Error
Attempt at Humor
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:26 AM

Thank You
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 05:04 AM

Mourning Would
Posted By: George Smed

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 11:08 AM

Everyone dresses up as their favorite American historical figure and call yourselves....

The Fondling Fathers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:28 PM

Shrinkage
Plastered Paris
Wet Noodle
Map of Hawaii
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:33 PM

Jazzification
Scwing
Cookie Crisp
Abstract Thought
'Nuff Said
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:47 PM

Squashed
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:50 PM

Billy Elephant and his Pack-o-derms.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:55 PM

Fists of Fury
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 01:58 PM

Onions Peppers & Garlic
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 03:01 PM

This is perhaps not being as helpful as Phil hoped...

Phil, how about "The [band leader] Jazz Band?" Seems like it would get the job done without a lot of muss and fuss.

Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 04:42 PM

Except the bandleader's name is Maciek Pysz!

I am warming to Tim R's point that an unusual spelling may not be so bad provided we produce lots of cards/flyers etc. I am booked on an Adobe In-design course next month with that in mind.

Also Davo's point about looking for available domain names in relevant.

I like some of the really wacky names.

Some one also made a really good point that the name actually doesn't matter too much.

We have a band meeting tonight before the guys have a gig (with Lenny B from the forum as my dep while I have a night off) and we're going to talk about names, new repertoire etc as the band leader is keen to get more gigs for this band - not just our regular late night Soho jazz club gig that pays peanuts.
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 04:57 PM

I like the movie title idea but that's not so good for net searches.
I am spending a while looking at lyrics and poetry for the perfect little line or phrase too.

Some of my favourites above that made me laugh out loud are very unsuitable.

So far I dug:

The lyric idea - I thought of Another Spring - anything to do with warmth, heat, sun or summer is attractive in England right now as it is freezing.

Map of Hawaii
Thank You
Green Eggs and Hamlet
Faceplant

I had no idea what that was - I had to google it.
O the Ironing
The Grooveyard
The Set-Up
The Rare Groovers
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 06:14 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Serious Banana


Winner. That is the best band name ever.

Followed very closely by "Map of Hawaii" and "Mourning Would".
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/10/09 08:06 PM

Not So Great White
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 12:50 PM

It may not work over the pond but as a US political themed, Rage Against the Machine type of band.

Maize of Despair
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 12:56 PM

Wild Dogs
Spackle Headed Mutants
Port of Call
Against the Grain
Drunken Clowns
Happy Mistress
Scores of Slop
Carnival Creeps
Hamster Dance
The Fleas
Bareback Horses
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 12:57 PM

Homage to a Cretan
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 01:00 PM

The Happening Disaster
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 02:09 PM

Inspida Vitall
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 03:00 PM

I brought some names along and a range of arguments for and against a name change.

The Set-Up and Grooveyard went down the best.

But essentially they decided they'd prefer to keep the name 'The Lyveden Project' or shorten it to the LV project - thoughts?
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 05:01 PM

Sound pretentious and snooty. And impossible for the average audience member to remember or spell properly.
Posted By: Brocko777

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 06:05 PM

Don't like it for Taters reasons.
Name usually is the toughest thing to agree on and like. I know, both groups I am in.. WildTime (we are neither 'wild' or on 'time') and Take3 (there are 4 of us in the group) It sounds to me that it takes 3 tries to get anything started.
I do like "The Set Up", its easy to say, remember and repeat!
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 06:45 PM

Thanks

I am deliberately avoiding giving too much of my own views on it on the forum at the moment. Partly because threads from this forum have a habit of ending up in google searches about the groups in question.
Posted By: Juancarlin

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 07:02 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn

Not Lenny


NOT LEMMY!! wink
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 07:23 PM

I think, if they won't go for "Taint Punch," that "The LV Project" works very well.
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 08:54 PM

I think the clarity of the name does help. It's not a deal breaker, but I think there is something to be said for simplicity.

When I was a kid, our guitarist's father used to say "you guys should be Joe Banana And The Bunch - music with appeal".

Tom
Posted By: Nicklab

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/09 10:01 PM

Call it Uptown Glide.
Posted By: Eric VB

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 01:02 AM

I'd drop "project" if you're using initials. Make them all initials. You know, like E.L.O or R.E.M.

And really, how do you pronouce the current name?
Posted By: Eric VB

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 01:06 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Spicy Meatball

This one actually did cross my mind but I couldn't justify it for this band. And could you really stand every drunk guy telling you, "That's a spicy meatball!" with a bad accent every night? wink
Posted By: Bottomgottem

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 08:05 AM

Originally Posted By: getz76
Mourning Would

Personal fave!!!
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 10:44 AM

Lyveden sounds live Liv Dunn.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 11:34 AM

Originally Posted By: Phil W
shorten it to the LV project - thoughts?

People will end up calling you The Love Project, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Let me see if I can think of a suggestion or two.
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 11:39 AM

I like 'The Love Project' or the 'The Love Projector'

Googling LV Project throws up loads of Latvia and Vegas stuff - probably not ideal. At least 'The Lyveden Project' takes you straight to us if you have an idea how to type it into google.

Googling 'The Set-Up' gets lots of entries on the movie and bands already using that name - if, at least, ones hardly likely to get that successful.

So something as unique searchwise as The Lyveden Project but easier to spell and less likely to put people off as some seem to be by that name.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 11:40 AM

The Cooties
The Cold Ones (One of my old band names)
Interior Demolition
Poo
Mr Happy
SNAFU
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 12:54 PM

Dead Hookers
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 01:08 PM

Steal my first band's name: The Bad Haircuts grin
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 01:25 PM

Dahmer's Stew
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 02:34 PM

Pushing Daisies.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 02:55 PM

Pincher
Stinky Finger
The Haberdasher
Scorched Earth
The Three Testes
The Electric Spew
The Collective Moo
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 04:22 PM

Malarkey
Artsy Fartsy
Skin & Bones
Small Ballroom
Forgotten Fellows
Creature Feature
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 05:47 PM

Manicotti Linda and the Vibrating Peas.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 07:30 PM

Muck and Mire
Balonious Assault
Tactical Fudge
Scam
Court of Fools
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 07:46 PM

Rooney's Dissent
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 07:50 PM

The Ugly Mugs
The Renegers
Blast of Gas
Pant Weasel
The Skid Marks
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 07:53 PM

Snuff Film
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 07:55 PM

The Stains
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 07:55 PM

Gobbler's Knob
Hairless Apes
Bigfoot's Bunion
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 08:06 PM

Work Release
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 08:21 PM

Full Release
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 08:31 PM

Stink Palm
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/09 08:36 PM

Originally Posted By: getz76
Stink Palm


LMFAO
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 01:15 AM

Nice

Menacing Magpies
Anatomically Correct
2Shay
Spork
Dash Riprock
Rumatiz Medicine
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 01:15 AM

Peter Pantsless
The Udder Ones
Grannies Glasses
Pizza
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 01:16 AM

Goose Egg
Oblong Footlong
Worthless Gems
The Cans
Yellow Light
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 01:17 AM

Tubgirl
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 11:13 AM

Sausage Fest
Restless Donut
Spunky Monkey
Torn Clothes
Artificial Intelligence
Mortal Wound
Posted By: Graham56

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 11:35 AM

"Won't somebody help that poor boy???"
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 11:53 AM

The Bullies
Significant Brother
Dangling Fury
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 12:08 PM

Rusty Trombone
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 12:09 PM

Pete Schweddy's Delicious Dish
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 12:45 PM

Seating Roland.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 12:57 PM

Spare Square
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 12:59 PM

Busted Tools
Buttered Muffin
Homer Simpson's Mouth
Suspicious Gravy
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 01:14 PM

Grope
Posted By: 5 string Mike

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 01:16 PM

The Pummeling Pillocks
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 01:16 PM

Primordial Ooze
Radical Peach
Dormant Aggressor
Hacking at Science
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 01:46 PM

Pinching Nancy.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 02:28 PM

Monkey Spank
Tentacle
Special Edward
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 04:27 PM

Squat
Scrapple
Morph
Quimby's Dirty Pool
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 04:46 PM

Mystery Meat
Misery Meat
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 05:11 PM

Charcoal
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 05:13 PM

The Surreal McCoys
Head-Butt
Cut & Run
Pig Boy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 05:16 PM

Mental Floss
Llama Llama Duck
The Bees Knees
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 05:16 PM

The Leftovers
Royal Pain
The Cat's Pajamas
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 05:17 PM

Twig & Berries
Big Jim and the Twins
Mushroom Caps
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 06:24 PM

Coney Island Whitefish
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 06:33 PM

Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 06:34 PM

Okay...kinda scared now.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 06:43 PM

The Crispy Critters
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 06:49 PM

Rutt's Hut
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 06:57 PM

Sputtering Prostate
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 07:15 PM

Hillary's Uterus
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 07:36 PM

Duncecap

Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 07:51 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Hillary's Uterus

Barren Womb
Desert Itch
Limp Inspiration
Above the Canckles
Musty Orifice
Pantsuit Prison
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/09 09:18 PM

Fly's Eyes
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 12:44 AM

Inappropriate Touch
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 12:45 AM

Rictus Grin
Hapless Victim
Superliminal
Cork
Black Ice
Helen Back
The Vilians
Daine Bramage
Hose Bag
Blarney
Pot of Mold
Posted By: Eric VB

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 03:35 AM

Originally Posted By: Phil W
I like 'The Love Project' or the 'The Love Projector'

Googling LV Project throws up loads of Latvia and Vegas stuff - probably not ideal. At least 'The Lyveden Project' takes you straight to us if you have an idea how to type it into google.

Googling 'The Set-Up' gets lots of entries on the movie and bands already using that name - if, at least, ones hardly likely to get that successful.

So something as unique searchwise as The Lyveden Project but easier to spell and less likely to put people off as some seem to be by that name.
Your example of the pronunciation -- Liv Dunn -- looks nice. (Reminiscent of Liv Tyler, I guess.)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 11:54 AM

Sporadic Cheese Nuts.
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 12:04 PM

"Naughty Bits."
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 12:08 PM

I like 'Liv Dunn'.

Currently they are going with LV Project.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 12:22 PM

Prescription Pants
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 12:22 PM

The Big Ragu
Muscles Marinara
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 12:50 PM

Toe Cheese
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 02:09 PM

Bottom Bunk Fart Fest.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 02:49 PM

Go Go Juice
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 02:54 PM

Merkin
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 04:45 PM

it's a butcherNburn comment-athon in here!

Razorblade Toothpaste
Instant Cream of Cyclon B
Hater Flakes
Flakey Haters
Banana Hammock
Chew and Screw
Dine and Dash
Feast and Fly
Honey Bunches of Broken Glass
Butcher and Burn-a-thon
BENDER-A-THON!!!!!

HOOGIE BOOGIE LAND!!!!
SPARKY!

Sucked Out (actually is a poker term)
It Sucks and Blows At The Same Time
Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die (from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas...no wait...I want to use that one!)
Beer and Draino
C'mon Down!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 04:56 PM

Leapin Larry & the Lecherous Lotharios
Drippy Dipstick
The Dung Beatles
Perils of Penelope
Smelly Ice Cubes
Sopping Wet
The Goat Herders
Colostomy Joe
Corkscrew
Holly's Hiccups
The Malicious Mammeries
Blasting Cap
Buckets of Stuff
Homemade Plastic
Needlenose
Pepe LeWeppy (I kick the ball)
Jury of Foes
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:00 PM

Smirk
Gherkin
Screamin Urethra
Vergona
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:03 PM

The Whipersnappers
Delicious Dogfood
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:05 PM

Jazz In Your Face

...
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:06 PM

The Fabulous Disasters
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:07 PM

Pork
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:11 PM

Spanking Billy.
Posted By: Trucks

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:13 PM

I actually quite like The Lyveden Project, although it took me a while to work out how to spell it. LV Project lacks that certian je ne sais quoi, I think. I personally would stick with the name and get 1000's of business cards printed up... Just chuck them at the audience members or somethin' :-)
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:17 PM

Jazz On Your Face
Posted By: Rocky McDougall

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:19 PM

Have you considered: "The Band"
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:26 PM

Jazz All Over Yourself
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:35 PM

Jazz in the Azz

There was a band in Boston called Jazz 4 Dat Ass, really good. J4DA for short. They were kinda hip hop but really cool.
Posted By: Trucks

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:36 PM

Premature Ejazzulation
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:37 PM

Sports With Brick Rigsby
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:38 PM

Erectile Jazz Function
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:38 PM

Porkchop Sandwiches
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:40 PM

Vengence
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:41 PM

John Stamos's Brother
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:42 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Sports With Brick Rigsby


I like that one.

But, uh, do we have a winner yet?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:45 PM

Moaning Lisa
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:46 PM

Bratwurst
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:48 PM

Bagged, Tagged and Re-Released
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:50 PM

Your Mom Called
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:52 PM

Prison Bitches
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:53 PM

The Scruffy Nerf Herders
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:54 PM

Breezy Bloomers
Disorderly Conduct
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 05:57 PM

The Pant Sniffers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:11 PM

The Poop Chute Manifesto
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:11 PM

Reverse Cowboy
Pro Fanity
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:19 PM

Fuzzy McWumpWump
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:20 PM

The Inflatable Datables
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:21 PM

Secrets of the Sock Drawer
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:24 PM

Inflatable Sheep
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:25 PM

Frumunda
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:43 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Frumunda

That's cheesey.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 06:58 PM

Fungible Underpants.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:03 PM

Call of the Mild.
Rapture
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:17 PM

Atomic Wedgie
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:19 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Dick Van Dyke
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:19 PM

The Spastic Elastics
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:20 PM

Bean Pudding and the Gas Passers
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:20 PM

Curds and Whey
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:21 PM

Miss Muffets Tuffet
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:21 PM

Ronald and The McDonald's
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:22 PM

Taste Test
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:22 PM

Immoral Oral
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:22 PM

Joe Rockhead
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:25 PM

Derek Smalls and The Big Bottom Band
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:28 PM

Phoney McRingRing
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:32 PM

Predatory Pilferers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:34 PM

Dishpan Ass
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:35 PM

The Clotting Concubines
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:41 PM

Dillweed
Dillhole
Dippity Doo
Forgotten Flushes
Stinky Blanket
Jacko's Preschool
Harmony Crush
Calling No One
Spotted Dick
Stuffed Animal Massacre
The Masticating Morons
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:45 PM

Crystal Meth
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:50 PM

Happenstance
Schmeckle
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 07:56 PM

Fifi's Razor
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 08:06 PM

Manatee
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 08:16 PM

The Nadds
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 08:21 PM

Dongle
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 08:26 PM

Cold Dead Hands
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 11:13 PM

Originally Posted By: getz76
Cold Dead Hands

Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/09 11:27 PM

Botany Bay
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:48 AM

Bongzilla
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:48 AM

Jubilee Boobs
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:49 AM

Phil McCrackin and The Heat Sticks
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:51 AM

Oops I Spilled The Lotion and The Crumpled Up Tissues
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:51 AM

Originally Posted By: getz76
Botany Bay



Botany Bay???




R.I.P. Ricardo Montalban
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:53 AM

P.L.O.P
(Play Less Often Please)

Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:54 AM

OR
P.L.O.P
(Play Like On Peyote)
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:55 AM

OR
P.L.O.P
(Please Lay Off Pipe)
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:56 AM

Mutiny May
Posted By: Nicklab

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:56 AM

Here's one that I proposed for one of my own bands. It's one of my favorites, and I still regard it as a lost opportunity for one of the best band names ever...

Pony Play
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 11:15 AM

The Outfit
The Squad
Mayor McCheese
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 11:17 AM

The Dingleberries
Tasteful Disgust
ET Eddie Torrez The Extra Testicle
Pacifier
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:05 PM

The Dunk Tank
Homicidal Dolphin
Blown Cover
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:08 PM

Imminent Spork Opportunity.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:16 PM

Person of Interest
Foul Pole
Room Service
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 01:17 PM

The Expiration Dates
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 02:01 PM

The Camels' Toes
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 02:04 PM

Duped
Hecklers Paradise
Smart Alex
Pooper Scooper
Tactical Elephant
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 02:08 PM

Auntie Muriel's Flask
Posted By: 5 string Mike

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 02:11 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Expiration Dates


I think the expiration date on this thread was about 10 pages ago
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 02:21 PM

Dorsal Fin
Gumbo
Soft Surface
Zippy the Wonder Slug
Rabbits Arm
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 02:32 PM

Originally Posted By: 5 string Mike
I think the expiration date on this thread was about 10 pages ago

10 Pages Ago
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 02:32 PM

Frontbum
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 02:41 PM

Blossoming Bosoms
Posted By: Danzilla

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 03:04 PM

You're blossoming bossoms.

Stop taking the estrogen injections. NTTATWWT.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 03:06 PM

Scarcasm
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 03:25 PM

Crunchy Roberta.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 03:38 PM

Your Arse Or A Hole In The Ground
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 03:51 PM

Knuckles of Fun
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 03:52 PM

The Shtuppers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 03:59 PM

Fugly
The Pug Uglies
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 04:00 PM

Donkey Pit
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 04:05 PM

Diary of a Lawn Gnome
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 04:59 PM

T-Rex Arms
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 05:00 PM

Bumpas's Dogs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 06:34 PM

Meat Toupee.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 06:35 PM

Let It Die

That's my final submission and my suggestion.
Posted By: vampire bass

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 07:21 PM

red eyes for autumn

wat du u think???
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 07:38 PM

Wilma Finger
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 07:48 PM

The Oompa Loompa's
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 07:53 PM

Lickety Split
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 08:05 PM

Free Drugs
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 08:06 PM

Where
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 08:21 PM

Landing Under Sniper Fire.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 08:26 PM

Scrod
Posted By: Wood-Man

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/09 10:53 PM

I like Turd Ferguson. It was the runner up name for another band I was briefly affiliated with (who wound up with The Stout Pounders as the final handle...).
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 11:39 AM

Throbbing Jenny.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 11:45 AM

Hazmat
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 12:33 PM

Schmendrick
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 12:54 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Scrod


Royally Scrod?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 12:55 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Schmendrick


Schemdrick Putzlinger?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 01:07 PM

The Scoundrels
Mob Rule
Horny Toad
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 01:08 PM

Loose Movement
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 01:22 PM

French Press
Posted By: Danzilla

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 01:32 PM

Clean and Jerk
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 01:54 PM

Jerk and Clean
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 01:58 PM

Dr. Destructo
Force Child
Semi-Sweet
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 03:17 PM

Dog Bite
The Paroles
Nut House
The Cackling Hens
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 03:45 PM

Tastes Like Chicken.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 04:06 PM

Beast of Desire
Dungeon Play
Tiny Avenger
Firewater
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 05:56 PM

Rumpus Room
Mr Head
Donkey Show
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 05:58 PM

Ginger Pele
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:05 PM

Blow Hole
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:07 PM

Glory Hole
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:13 PM

Sarsaparilla's and the Dude.
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:14 PM

Junk Monkeys
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:15 PM

Monks of Crunk
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:16 PM

White Street (no diggity!)
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:17 PM

Chain of Tools
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:17 PM

Arch Enemy
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:17 PM

"Cha-cha-chaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnn"
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:19 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Arch Enemy

already taken by a female fronted Swedish metal band
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:20 PM

How about "Arch Friends" or "Arch Sweethearts"?
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:20 PM

Filthy Sanchez
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:21 PM

Are You Still Paying Attention?
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:21 PM

Why?
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:21 PM

There is a band called Yes why isn't there a band called No?
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:22 PM

Flabbergasted
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:22 PM

Sick Duck
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:22 PM

An Ooby of a Doobey
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:26 PM

Fart Box
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:48 PM

The Dumb Waiters
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:48 PM

Stone Pillow
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 06:56 PM

Anesthesia
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 07:15 PM

Tug
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 07:40 PM

Crack in the Moon
Posted By: Eric VB

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 08:10 PM

For B'n'B: wink

donovan's delight
mellow yellow
electrical banana
mad about saffron
divinyl touch
cyndi bop
wanna go south
danger zone chaperone
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 09:03 PM

Afternoon Disappointment
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/16/09 11:06 PM

Freerange Nugent Midget Gerbils.
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 01/17/09 03:28 AM

Super Colon Blow
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/18/09 04:44 PM

Big Boy Underpants.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/18/09 05:38 PM

The Fumb Ducks
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:04 PM

Severe Tire Damage
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:04 PM

Dribble Glass
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:04 PM

Zoink
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:38 PM

Mr. Jones and The Sha La La's
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:38 PM

Counting Black Crowes
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:38 PM

14 Page Thread
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:38 PM

...And Counting
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:39 PM

Jazz Emmissions
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:40 PM

That last one is actually pretty cool I think.
Are you ever going to let us know what you decide on?
OR
Are you just going to continue to enjoy the banter? blah
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:41 PM

The Blah Smilies
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:41 PM

Game Show Host and The Contestants
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:42 PM

The Broken Rubbers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:42 PM

Lunch Money
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:42 PM

Blown Gasket
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:42 PM

The Social Captialists
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:43 PM

The Devil's Keeper
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:43 PM

Pummeling Porpoise
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:44 PM

The Bass Guitar and The Other Instruments
thu rawk grin
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:44 PM

The 15 Page Thread
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:45 PM

He chose to keep the original band name on page two. I however, don't know when to stop.

Short Skirts
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:45 PM

She Smells Sheet Smells by the Sheet Store
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:46 PM

I seem to have the same problem....

Tight Bra's
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:46 PM

The Skeleton Uses Shampoo in The Shower
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:47 PM

How Now Brown Cow
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 02:48 PM

Captain ButcherNBurnThroat
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:15 PM

Keyboard Diarrhea
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:17 PM

Rubber Chek's
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:17 PM

Finger Blasting
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:18 PM

Naked Except for Socks
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:20 PM

Pants Poker
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:20 PM

Mutual Consent
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:21 PM

Panty Raid
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:21 PM

Sloth and Chunk
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:23 PM

Residue
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:24 PM

Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:25 PM

Moffuggers
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:25 PM

Sweet Irony
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:26 PM

The Abominable Showmen
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:33 PM

Sprained Sphincter
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:35 PM

The Swinging Pair
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 03:36 PM

Jon Voight's LeBaron Convertible
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 04:48 PM

The Milk-It Duds
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 05:01 PM

The
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 05:02 PM

Post
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 05:02 PM

Count
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 05:02 PM

Accelerators
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 05:55 PM

You're an accelerator.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 08:34 PM

Organ
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 08:34 PM

Spaz
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 08:38 PM

Like Susan
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 08:45 PM

Eating Raul
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 08:49 PM

Red Catch Up
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 09:38 PM

The whale
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 09:38 PM

Put Jonah
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 09:39 PM

Down the hatch
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 09:39 PM

But coughed him up
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 09:39 PM

Because he scratched
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 09:39 PM

Burma-Shave
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 10:12 PM

The Incredible Stinking Men
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 10:18 PM

What's that smell
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 10:18 PM

It Wasn't Me
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 10:19 PM

Guilty Dog Barking
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 10:19 PM

Barking Spider
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 10:20 PM

Something Funky In The Air
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/19/09 10:20 PM

My Eyes Are Watering
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 11:18 AM

Fun Ghoul
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 11:40 AM

Blockage
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 11:55 AM

I have no useful (or based on this thread, even remotely useful ... very remote ...) ideas, but don't use anything with "Columbia" or "Jazz" in it until my band gets its named sussed out. thu

Oh, and "Columbia Jazz" and columbiajazz.com are already taken, and I don't think Columbia Records is giving it up anytime soon. But they will give you 10 CD's for one American cent! (Do they still run those adds?)
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 12:48 PM

Hey Phil, how about The Columbia Jazz Ensemble?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 12:51 PM

Pantsing Bobby.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 01:03 PM

After Ours
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 01:39 PM

Blanch
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 01:41 PM

El Guy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 01:41 PM

El Guappo
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 01:42 PM

Fruit Pie the Magician
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 02:08 PM

Reversal of Fortune
Posted By: The Pot

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 02:10 PM

Lucky Ducky
Posted By: The Pot

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 02:10 PM

Sonic Death Monkey
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 02:44 PM

Blubber
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/20/09 05:21 PM

Whiplash Willie and his all Girl Band
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 01:05 AM

Dump Truck

Bottomless Pit
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 02:19 AM

OK, bNb, you just post-whoring now.

The Post-Whores?

The Hugh Jazz Band? (My band leader still hasn't gotten this one yet).

Mike Hunt's Band? (Now, live on stage, Mike Hunt's Band!)
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 02:48 AM

Harry Butts & The Razors
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 12:40 PM

He'p Me, He'p Me, I Been Hit-motized!
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 12:49 PM

Marv Albert and the Butt Biters
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 12:59 PM

Scrotal Migraine
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 03:29 PM

S Cargo
Engine Trouble
Effects Chain
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 04:28 PM

Splatter Zone
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 04:28 PM

Home Chemistry
Low and Behold
Fragment
Tummy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 04:28 PM

Tranny Fluid
Posted By: slap-pop-karl

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 04:45 PM

The Phil W experience grin razz
Cut the Cheese
Lifes a Jazz
Freedom (and some numbers relative to jazz)
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 04:49 PM

Boy George and the French Ticklers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:10 PM

Hump Day
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:16 PM

Lowdown and The Post-Whores
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:16 PM

Whoredown
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:17 PM

Down Whore Cookin'
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:17 PM

Guilty as Charged
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:18 PM

Sandwich
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:18 PM

Missing Gerbil
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:18 PM

Deceiving Lemon
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:18 PM

Black and White Rainbow
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 05:20 PM

When do the administrators delete posts for getting out of hand?


Everybody
"This is the post that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friend."
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 06:26 PM

Aspirate
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 06:37 PM

Full Contact Chess
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 06:49 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Missing Gerbil

Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 06:55 PM

Stumpy the Golddigger

Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 06:57 PM

Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 07:12 PM

Harebrained Scheme
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 07:12 PM

Calamity
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 08:05 PM

OK folks. Below is what I sent in so far. I know this thing was settled a long time ago but it also became a collection of possible band names. Some seriously fit when was asked for in the beginning, some would fit other types of bands (Emo, college bar band, punk, death metal, blah blah blah) and yes, some are just silly. Have you heard the names of some of the bands out there in the past 50 years? Yes, I realize that some of the names suggested have been used by actual bands. I'm willing to defend any name I've given so far, if I have the time. Until then, I'm sure a few of us have a name or two left in us. If you don't like this thread, ignore it and it will go away.

Mooseknuckle Incorporated
Beans & Toast
Captain Yambag and the Malcontents
Kibbles & Bits
Meh
The Lowdown
Chicken In A Pot
Froggy Went A Cortin' (Country Band)
Taxi Ride
Slippery Nipple
Miss Muffits Tuffit
Poisoned Peach
Wet Dog Smell
Garbage Truck Liquid
Fun Bags
Gaseous Clay
Fabulous Cheese
The Extremely Diverse Assorted S**t Band
The Pickled Farce
The Trouser Coughs
Insomniacs Dream
Gag Reflex
Soggy Tissue
Empty Bill
Far Out Chester
Go Limp
The Ignatowski Experience
Funky Underwear
Scraps
Stuff In My Pocket
Fat Mice
Lost Lunch
Sherpa Sloth
Baloney Skins
Filthy McNasty and the Furious Fudge
Bustin Buttons
Ricochet Rickshaw
Trickling Fury
Glorious Mess
Shiatsu Surprize
Fungus Mungus
Craptacular
Snot Bubble
Festering Pusboil
Your Mothers Mustache
Blubbering Gus
Ferocious Flutter
Double Naught Spy
Pelican snot
Earfull
Lemon Butter Lamby Nuggets
Fish Food
Glad Hatter
Hideous Headlights
Hay Ness
Purple Nurple
Roach Coach
Mildon't
Pepe's Peasants
Turtle Club (hold the mayo)
Spicy Meatball
No Toys For Santa
Shivering Sheldon's Ski Cap
No-tell Motels
Salmonella Surprise
Quest for Fire
Dangling Participle
Daddy's Disappointment
All Nude Girls
Clever Band Name
Restless Native
Prickly Heat
Scarlet's Fever
Reaking Rubbish
Santa's Sack
Quicktime Harch
Belmont Steaks
Texas Cheesecake Depository
Loneliness & Cheeseburgers
Liquid Encouragement
Bucket of Dumb
Tappa kidney
No Vacancy
Lucky Underwear
Fat Uncle
Incestuous Grooves
Felonious Monk
Plight of the Bumblebee
Govern Mental
Mental Floss
Poorhouse
Load of Shame
Turf Toe
Toe Truck
Truckin Luck
Lucky Chicken
Pork Pie Hat
Unibrow
Hal Atosis
Remark A Bowl
Liquid Lunch
Imaginary Friend
The Scoots
The Bittermen
Phil McCracken
Jeepers Sleepers
Vitamin P
This Guy Is Falling
Rubber Ducky Deathtrap
Uncle Fester's Haircut
Girth
Hundred Yards to the Outhouse
Sequestered Memories
Pimple Faced Teen
A (that's right just A, balsey huh)
Potty Humour
Lake of Fire
Pew
Perpetual Motion Sickness
Silly Ass
Gutwrenching Gabby
Cheap Suit
Delicious Dairy Air
Necktie Noose
Cunning Runts
Superfluous Nipple
Disband
Mockery of Crockery
Special Farces
Unmentionables
Sufferin’ Succotash
Filthy Soup
Feast or Famine
Malicious Marshmallows
Squeezin Mr. Wipple
Neckbone
Pickin Petunias
Burnt Water
Hoof Arted
Jerk Store
Atrocious Aardvarks
Race with Death
Cautious Cleveland
Trouser Mess
Explosive Diarrhea
Superhero Pantyhose
Polly's Crackers
Sloppy Seconds
O the Ironing
Pen Island
Burning Itch
Blow Hole
Fridge Magnet
Dirt Nap
Lung Cookies
Porcelain Bus
Ralph and the Technicolor Yawn
Will U. Stoptuchinme
Serious Banana
Hang Nail
The Goose Berries
Far Flung Fiasco
Stinky and the Beans
Knob
MuddaButta
Tainted Lunch
The Loud Stalkers
Bobby Salami
Will Work For Food
Verbatim
Plagiarizing Brail
Faceplant
Nooggies
The Pastey Resistance
Chinstrap
Torque
Saucy Susan
Hammertoe
Horatio's Hematoma
Full Bodycast
Sneeze Guard
Chum
Reboot
Lilly Liver
Foot
Chump
Biscuit Head
Crotch Crickets
Weasles
Freuds Mother
Scallywag
Lift
Not Lenny
Welding Water
Offramp to Hell
Chumsicle
Chum Bucket
Socket
Pocket Rocket
Lamenting Lamppost
Dropped Call
Lost Not Found
Holy Underpants
Tears of Shame
Greywater
Plethora
Burger
Burgermiester
Forced Joy
Juicy Caboose
Green Eggs and Hamlet
Shrinkage
Plastered Paris
Wet Noodle
Map of Hawaii
Squashed
Fists of Fury
Onions Peppers & Garlic
Maize of Despair
Wild Dogs
Spackle Headed Mutants
Port of Call
Against the Grain
Drunken Clowns
Happy Mistress
Scores of Slop
Carnival Creeps
Hamster Dance
The Fleas
Bareback Horses
Homage to a Cretan
The Happening Disaster
Inspida Vitall
The Cooties
The Cold Ones (One of my old band names)
Interior Demolition
Poo
Mr Happy
SNAFU
Dahmer's Stew
Pincher
Stinky Finger
The Haberdasher
Scorched Earth
The Three Testes
The Electric Spew
The Collective Moo
Malarkey
Artsy Fartsy
Skin & Bones
Small Ballroom
Forgotten Fellows
Creature Feature
Muck and Mire
Balonious Assault
Tactical Fudge
Scam
Court of Fools
The Ugly Mugs
The Renegers
Blast of Gas
Pant Weasel
The Skid Marks
The Stains
Gobbler's Knob
Hairless Apes
Bigfoot's Bunion
Full Release
Menacing Magpies
Anatomically Correct
2Shay
Spork
Dash Riprock
Rumatiz Medicine
Peter Pantsless
The Udder Ones
Grannies Glasses
Pizza (Who doesn't love Pizza?)
Goose Egg
Oblong Footlong
Worthless Gems
The Cans
Yellow Light
Sausage Fest
Restless Donut
Spunky Monkey
Torn Clothes
Artificial Intelligence
Mortal Wound
The Bullies
Significant Brother
Dangling Fury
Pete Schweddy's Delicious Dish
Busted Tools
Buttered Muffin
Homer Simpson's Mouth
Suspicious Gravy
Primordial Ooze
Radical Peach
Dormant Aggressor
Hacking at Science
Monkey Spank
Tentacle
Special Edward
Squat
Scrapple
Morph
Quimby's Dirty Pool
Mystery Meat
Misery Meat
Charcoal
The Surreal McCoys
Head-Butt
Cut & Run
Pig Boy
Mental Floss
Llama Llama Duck
The Bees Knees
The Leftovers
Royal Pain
The Cat's Pajamas
Twig & Berries
Big Jim and the Twins
Mushroom Caps
The Crispy Critters
Sputtering Prostate
Duncecap
Barren Womb
Desert Itch
Limp Inspiration
Above the Canckles
Musty Orifice
Pantsuit Prison
Inappropriate Touch
Rictus Grin
Hapless Victim
Superliminal
Cork
Black Ice
Helen Back
The Vilians
Daine Bramage
Hose Bag
Blarney
Pot of Mold
Prescription Pants
The Big Ragu
Muscles Marinara
Go Go Juice
Merkin
Leapin Larry & the Lecherous Lotharios
Drippy Dipstick
The Dung Beatles
Perils of Penelope
Smelly Ice Cubes
Sopping Wet
The Goat Herders
Colostomy Joe
Corkscrew
Holly's Hiccups
The Malicious Mammeries
Blasting Cap
Buckets of Stuff
Homemade Plastic
Needlenose
Pepe LeWeppy (I kick the ball)
Jury of Foes
Smirk
Gherkin
Screamin Urethra
Vergona
The Whipersnappers
Delicious Dogfood
The Fabulous Disasters
Pork
Vengence
Moaning Lisa
Bratwurst
Breezy Bloomers
Disorderly Conduct
The Poop Chute Manifesto
Reverse Cowboy
Pro Fanity
The Inflatable Datables
Inflatable Sheep
Frumunda
Call of the Mild.
Rapture
Atomic Wedgie
Joe Rockhead
Predatory Pilferers
Dishpan Ass
The Clotting Concubines
Dillweed
Dillhole
Dippity Doo
Forgotten Flushes
Stinky Blanket
Jacko's Preschool
Harmony Crush
Calling No One
Spotted Dick
Stuffed Animal Massacre
The Masticating Morons
Happenstance
Schmeckle
Fifi's Razor
Manatee
The Nadds
Dongle
The Outfit
The Squad
Mayor McCheese
The Dingleberries
Tasteful Disgust
ET Eddie Torrez The Extra Testicle
Pacifier
The Dunk Tank
Homicidal Dolphin
Blown Cover
Person of Interest
Foul Pole
Room Service
The Expiration Dates
Duped
Hecklers Paradise
Smart Alex
Pooper Scooper
Tactical Elephant
Dorsal Fin
Gumbo
Soft Surface
Zippy the Wonder Slug
Rabbits Arm
Blossoming Bosoms
Scarcasm
Knuckles of Fun
The Shtuppers
Fugly
The Pug Uglies
T-Rex Arms
Bumpas's Dogs
Wilma Finger
The Oompa Loompa's
Lickety Split
Where
Scrod
Hazmat
Schmendrick
The Scoundrels
Mob Rule
Horny Toad
Loose Movement
Dr. Destructo
Force Child
Semi-Sweet
Dog Bite
The Paroles
Nut House
The Cackling Hens
Beast of Desire
Dungeon Play
Tiny Avenger
Firewater
Rumpus Room
Mr Head
Donkey Show
Blow Hole
Arch Enemy
Fart Box
The Dumb Waiters
Stone Pillow
Anesthesia
The Fumb Ducks
Severe Tire Damage
Dribble Glass
Zoink
Lunch Money
Blown Gasket
The Devil's Keeper
Pummeling Porpoise
Short Skirts
She Smells Sheet Smells by the Sheet Store
Keyboard Diarrhea
Rubber Czecks
Sprained Sphincter
The Swinging Pair
Spaz
Like Susan
Red Catch Up
Fun Ghoul
Blockage
After Ours
Blanch
El Guy
El Guappo
Fruit Pie the Magician
Blubber
Whiplash Willie and his all Girl Band
Dump Truck
Bottomless Pit
S Cargo
Engine Trouble
Effects Chain
Splatter Zone
Home Chemistry
Low and Behold
Fragment
Tummy
Tranny Fluid
Hump Day
Sandwich
Missing Gerbil
Deceiving Lemon
Black and White Rainbow
Full Contact Chess
Harebrained Scheme
Calamity
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/09 08:10 PM

Plug
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 01:44 AM

Jeez butcher - I was gonna say you need a hobby but apparently you already have one.
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 02:09 AM

awww, I am disappointed now that you weren't just coming up with them. I feel like you cheated on us! LOL

I actually read the whole list....and I was in a band with one of those names!!!
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 02:09 AM

P.S. I think you ruined it. (the thread) frown
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 11:51 AM

Sling Shot
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 11:53 AM

Originally Posted By: CaptainCutthroat
P.S. I think you ruined it. (the thread) frown
That's what I do.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 11:53 AM

Jalopy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 12:34 PM

Perception
Hoarse Play
Sleeping Cannon
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 12:50 PM

Ducks For Cover
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 01:13 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
If you don't like this thread, ignore it and it will go away.

I've been hoping for days but you're still at it. wink
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 01:21 PM

Hundred Yard Stare
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 01:26 PM

Soup Can
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 03:02 PM

Spork?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 03:12 PM

Flogging Mr. Ed
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 03:45 PM

Puffy the Kitchen.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 03:51 PM

Thermos
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 04:15 PM

Funk Bank
Ship Eating Grin
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 05:03 PM

PB&J
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 05:30 PM

New Trance
Blue Seal
Stoked
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 05:30 PM

Animal Instinct
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 05:46 PM

Animal End Stinked
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 06:02 PM

Unfinished Groove
Beethoven's Final Movement
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 06:52 PM

Cooter
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 07:00 PM

Spunky Monkey
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 07:37 PM

Daisy Dukes and the Stray Hares
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 08:25 PM

Loose Tooth
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 08:33 PM

The Butchers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 10:28 PM

Certified Public Atrocity
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 10:40 PM

The Trembling Sheiks

HEE-Lio Copters

Pressure Cooker

Mando Fever

Plumber's Crackpipe

Minnesota Skinny & The Hustlers

Pvt. Dancer

The PVCs

Jazzbo LePew

Instant Dharma

Ichabodisatva

Bad-time Charlie

Slikess Not
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/09 10:43 PM

Captain Obvious
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:29 AM

Spineless Wunder Boner

Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:31 AM

Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:37 AM

Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:38 AM

Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:40 AM

Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:41 AM

Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:43 AM

Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 01:00 AM

LOL
This thread is gold.
Posted By: dcr

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 03:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Tater Nuts
Banana Daiquiri


How do you ask for that in Spanish?

The best band name I ever heard for an oldies band was Hugh and the Beaumonts.

The best band name for a Melbourne band I ever heard was Glen Waverley & the Mentones. (Have to know your Melbourne suburbs, I guess...)

And I have always wanted to call a band Vic and the Taybacks. Someday, I will. That's my dream. Get your own.
Posted By: dcr

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 03:05 AM

Originally Posted By: kenfxj


There's a Chinese restaurant in Melbourne called the Pooh Ping Palace. My wife took a picture of it in the phone book & Leno put it on the Tonight Show.

Oh, it's true.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 11:39 AM

Po Thead
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 11:42 AM

Youth In Asia
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:19 PM

I always thought Sukho Thai was an interesting name for a restaurant. Maybe it was just the font on the sign in front of the one near where I used to live but it looked more like SukHo Thai.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 12:28 PM

Air Conditioning
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 01:37 PM

This thread is still going? Good Lord, do you people really have nothing better to do?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 01:41 PM

Fold Spindle and Mutilate
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 01:41 PM

Doll's Eyes
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 01:41 PM

Like Minds
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 01:41 PM

Fork In Me
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 05:10 PM

Max Power
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 05:22 PM

Sphincter
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 05:25 PM

Maximum Occupancy
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 05:27 PM

'96 Hyundai
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 05:33 PM

Damaged Goods
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 06:18 PM

Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 06:27 PM

Dumb Luck
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 06:56 PM

Euphemism
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 08:12 PM

Vin and the Diagrams
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 08:19 PM

Originally Posted By: dcr
Originally Posted By: Tater Nuts
Banana Daiquiri


How do you ask for that in Spanish?

The best band name I ever heard for an oldies band was Hugh and the Beaumonts.

The best band name for a Melbourne band I ever heard was Glen Waverley & the Mentones. (Have to know your Melbourne suburbs, I guess...)

And I have always wanted to call a band Vic and the Taybacks. Someday, I will. That's my dream. Get your own.


Oh man, those are too funny -- I'm dying here.

I always thought Ford Pinto and the Hatchbacks would go well.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/09 09:03 PM



The Hung Jury



Posted By: dcr

Re: Name my band! - 01/24/09 12:47 AM

I think musicians have too long missed the obvious fact that John Lennon is a sort of band name I Ching. I give you:
Monkey Finger
Juju Eyeball
Spinal Cracker
Mojo Filter
Old Flattop
Walrus Gumboot
Semolina Pilchard
Pretty Little Policemen
Pornographic Priestess
Yellow Mellow Custard

Seriously, Walrus Gumboot? Wicked band name.
Posted By: Eric VB

Re: Name my band! - 01/24/09 02:15 PM

Originally Posted By: dcr
I think musicians have too long missed the obvious fact that John Lennon is a sort of band name I Ching. I give you:
Monkey Finger
Juju Eyeball
Spinal Cracker
Mojo Filter
Old Flattop
Walrus Gumboot
Semolina Pilchard
Pretty Little Policemen
Pornographic Priestess
Yellow Mellow Custard

Seriously, Walrus Gumboot? Wicked band name.
Not bad. I'm sure BNL has some gems tucked away, too.

Two Days Till I Say I'm Sorry
Watch the Hoodwink
Looking at Aquaman
Never Touched (the Frying Pan)
Hot Like Wasabe
Match Wits
Stinkin' Achin' Shake
Vanilla (It's the Finest of the Flavors)
Sign a Waiver
Funny When You're Mad
Trying Hard Not to Smile
Laughs at a Funeral
Mind on My Sleeve
Taking Off My Shirt
You're Crazy
You Tackled Me
Rug Burns
It's Not My Fault
Not a Moment Too Soon
Yesterday You'd Forgiven Me
Chickity China
Brain Stops Tickin'
Getting Frantic
Guaranteed to Satisfy
Have a Samurai
Tiny Nubs
In Tune with Sailor Moon
Boom Anime Babes
The Wrong Thing
I Think You're Funny When You're Mad
Hard Not to Smile
I Feel Bad
I'm Sorry
I Laughed at You
Just What I Thought You Were Gonna Do
We're Both to Blame
You Just Smiled

Yeah, some of these would be better for an emo band, but some are a little more universal.

[edit: and really, Boom Anime Babes rocks just as hard as Pussycat Dolls.]
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/24/09 06:31 PM

Mess O' Shmitt
Fattie Fattie Fat Fat
Lick the Bride
Julio & the Bush
(thanks Easy Money)
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 01/24/09 06:43 PM

Doctor at Three,
Doctor at Bee,
Chocky Cake (not a title, just in the mood for a bit of chocky cake).
Doctor at Cake.
There's Somebody at the Door (you're not allowed to suggest titles)
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/24/09 06:57 PM

Flounder
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/24/09 06:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Frank M
Doctor at Three,
Doctor at Bee,
Chocky Cake (not a title, just in the mood for a bit of chocky cake).
Doctor at Cake.
There's Somebody at the Door (you're not allowed to suggest titles)


Kate and Edith Two
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/24/09 07:04 PM

Magic Wanda
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/25/09 11:57 AM

Pork Sword
Banana Hammock
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/25/09 05:32 PM

Floppy Linda.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/25/09 08:12 PM

Stew
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/25/09 08:56 PM

Whackie Tabacky & The Stone Lovers

Smackwater Jack

Saltwater Taffy

Jaco Diamonds

Diamond Choppers

The Steak Knaves

The Stake Daddies

Pound-o-Flesh

Pocket Fishermen

The Mutants At Table 6(Thanks to Adam Sandler)

The Number of The Beats

Sum Dum Gai

Cinnamon & the Buns

Fujita Scaley & Tormatoes

Dookie Earls
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 11:28 AM

Barrel of Monkeys
Hoser
Waffle Cone
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 01:59 PM

Her Peas
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 04:08 PM

Blunt Force Trauma.
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 04:53 PM

sweet willies rollbars
butt honey
jazz or die
jazz o matic
the conectors
ronald Mc donald eating a whoper at wendies
burger king is murder king
richie rich and the orphans
the flu
dinner for five
the aliens from xeron 6
reagan and the sandbox toys
the nutz
the lego boys
i.o.u a table 4 2
kill oscar stars
hollow twang
bubble bath
mommy and the daddies
new year in china
the forum alert
holdin'hands
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 05:38 PM

Woot
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 08:01 PM

Smell Me.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 08:15 PM

Piece Pipe
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 08:34 PM

what about me?
rooles for fooles
The Dickheads
caveman calculation
stalin and the red star bordell
paris meets Oklahoma
remember Jennifer
the roboflops
king arthurs pony
pony tail
flop flop a giggle
pilots of the underwaters
the silver sperms
monkey king
mercury and his daughter
granny and the mutants
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 08:39 PM

woops..i got some serious inspiration..what do you think of this:

17 seconds of compassion
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 11:01 PM

15 Minutes of Fame

The Richardheads

The Screamin' Steamin' Seamen

Sven & The Norwegian Apple Thieves

Edi Dada & The Ugandan Apple Thieves

N'dugu & The Madagascarian Apple Thieves

Nikita & The Russian Apple Gonifs

Power Flop

French Fried Nerves

Bun E. Foo-Foo & the Boppers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/09 11:27 PM

Gay Biker Nuns On Dope.
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 01:29 AM

Originally Posted By: kenfxj


Holy Sh*t Where did you find that! That is in Peabody! I can freakin walk there!
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 01:32 AM

Also, they sell shirts that say "I got it in The Bunghole"
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 11:17 AM

Peabody
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 11:52 AM

Lesbian Chainsaw Psycho Bunnies

The Shark Jumpers

Plan 9 From Inner Space
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 12:02 PM

The Shrunken Heads
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 12:29 PM

Low-Rent Leo & The Trailer Trashers

Leonardo DeCapotato & The Fry Guys

Joe Glow & The Jobbers

The Crickers
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 12:30 PM

Lust Vs Virginity
Nietzche Vs Godzilla
Cloud on the Ground
The Putzies
The pope Wears Converse
Balls and biscuits
dinner at 3 am
running with zippers
Flipper And the evil japanese Fishing Force
SharkBite
Baby Huey and the retards
Lobotomy For Christmas
Christmas Lobotomy
Yes? NO!
Amazonian Pirana club
Dead Men Walking
quack, quack, roar
rupert and the ugly duckling fashion show
the ugly duckies
youth absorber
Christian the friendly BMW and the bawarian mechanics
barbarian Bontone
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 12:34 PM

Look Out
Nicole and Dime
Atrocity
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 12:50 PM

got change?
Black and white
goggles for Lisa
Zombie Birth
Voo doo and the witches
Star power
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 01:00 PM

butcherNburn
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 01:19 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Peabody

For those who have never been to MA...that's pronounced "PEE-b'dee" and not "pea-bod-y." True story.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 02:39 PM

Pee Buddy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 02:46 PM

Nice Marmot
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 04:05 PM

Hey, Is This Lungfish?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 05:25 PM

Hoof Hearted
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 05:31 PM

Donnie Doo-Doo & The Don't-Don'ts.

Some names are palindromic, but not this one. I mean, who'd want to join a band called Donnie Don't-Don't & The Doo-Doos? I wouldn't wanna be known as a "Doo-Doo"...
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 05:33 PM

Last Breath
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/09 07:21 PM

Engulfed by Sauce
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 06:08 AM

Martini Poodle
Posted By: Davo-London

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 06:25 AM

There are some real nuggets here. My recent fav is ...

The Pope Wears Converse

There is something magical about that name.

Davo
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 09:46 AM

Dirty Bertie

Smothered In Shorts

Crowbar In The Sandpile

Sneakin' Deacon
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 11:30 AM

Enraged
The Third Degree Bagladies
The Numbers
The Numb
Unibrow
Sober Moments
Loogie
Huddled Masses
Clog
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 11:32 AM

Solid Waste

Honk Honk Punch
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 12:14 PM

Cookiepants

Dr. Cookiepants

Prince Cookiepants

Cookiepants Dubois

Cookiepants Fever

Cookiepants Con Queso

Los Cookiepantalones Banditos

The Cookiepants O'Flaherty Band

Bad Night In Cookiepants

Having A Bad Cookiepants Day

Get Off Of My Cookiepants

The Panting Cookies


...can you tell I want some cookies? Shortbread, preferably, with some homogenized milk, not 2%, and definitely not skim!

Captain Cookiepants!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 12:25 PM

Fully Functional.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 12:53 PM

Backwash

Hunting Season

Rabbit Season Duck Season

Target
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 01:30 PM

Fudd
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 01:31 PM

The Prunes
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 01:33 PM

Prune Drool
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 01:37 PM

Stupor
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 01:47 PM

Private Stock
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 01:48 PM


Fire Bad
Posted By: Davo-London

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 02:25 PM

EMI bad

Davo
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 02:28 PM

Free Range Comets
Sideshow Mel
The Ice Cubes
Goop
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 03:34 PM

Noodle
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 03:47 PM

Wet Noodle
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 03:55 PM

Baloney Helmet.
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 04:15 PM

Roman Soldier Helmet
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 04:21 PM

Messed Up Kids
Woopie Cushion
Bronx Cheer
Weight and C
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 05:30 PM

Stompbox
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 06:10 PM

Marked For Deletion.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 06:50 PM

The Empty Suits
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 07:18 PM

Mud-covered Pickup
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 07:26 PM

Birthday Suit
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 08:22 PM

Noxious Nicky and the Fumes
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 08:54 PM

It's embarrassing how much I laughed during this thread. Many good names (though perhaps not for Phil's purpose).

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Blow Hole

Originally Posted By: getz76
Glory Hole

My drummer and guitarist had a band in college called Funhole. They still reconvene every couple of years.

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Dingleberries

Dingleberries On Parade (get the full Grease reference going)

And this suggestion probably appears somewhere here: Stinkin' Badges

Tom
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 10:04 PM

Originally Posted By: CaptainCutthroat
Roman Soldier Helmet


Roman Noodle
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/09 10:09 PM

Originally Posted By: CaptainCutthroat
OR
P.L.O.P
(Please Lay Off Pipe)


OR
P.L.O.P.
(Penelope Lurks On Pico)
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 11:01 AM

Cello Scrotum
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 11:03 AM

Enrico Palotso
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 11:30 AM

Road-Kill

The Road-Killers

The Road-Kill Warriors

Road-Kill Dessert

The Road-Kill Deserters

Roadkill Cookiepants

Never did get those cookies yesterday...
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 11:32 AM

elmer fudd and the bugs bunny love affair
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 11:35 AM

Jazzpers the friendly music gods
The Jazzpers
Jazzper and the revenge of the bats
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 11:38 AM

haha np man..just trying to help
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 11:39 AM

the helpers
jazztice
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 11:42 AM

Lines Form
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 12:37 PM

Busted Tammy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 12:55 PM

Slugger
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 01:15 PM

The Nether Regions
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 05:04 PM

Sangria
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/09 07:08 PM

Discharge
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 12:47 AM

Joosey Jazz
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 03:48 AM

Kleinfelter
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 11:35 AM

Squabble
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 11:36 AM

The Gentle Fist
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 01:16 PM

Knuckle Sandwich
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 01:18 PM

Rough Transit
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 01:20 PM

The Inigo Montoya Six
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 01:27 PM

Footprints on the Dashboard (upside down)
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 01:30 PM

Originally Posted By: getz76
The Inigo Montoya Six


Five SIX bonus points.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 01:59 PM

Vacant Lot
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 04:36 PM

woop de doop
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 04:42 PM

Deuced Floozy.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 04:45 PM

Negative Nelly
Toilet Water
Nelly Olsen's Blues
Paw
Old Man Tucker
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 04:55 PM

nutz'n'stuff
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 05:05 PM

Pod People
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 06:07 PM

The Screaming Eels
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 06:28 PM

Super Salad
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 06:28 PM

No Fly List
No Fly Zone
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 07:24 PM

The Flame Spurts
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 08:25 PM

Originally Posted By: kenfxj
Cello Scrotum


I guess someone had to beat butcherNburn to it frown
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/30/09 11:13 PM

Lightning Sand
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 01:42 AM

Manny Festa!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 01:50 AM

The Short Arm Test
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 01:52 AM

Dead Dog's Eye

The County Worm Wrestle

Hesitant Power

Giant Machine

Hell in a Handbasket

Screaming Silence
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 02:00 AM

Rodents Of Unusual Size
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 02:43 PM

Dusting Tommy
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 09:38 PM

Peppermint Patty's Secret
Burnt Water
Chilly Willy's Trigger
Posted By: Rowbee

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 09:54 PM

No name to suggest but the setlist seems pretty cool. smile
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 10:04 PM

Okay; courtesy of "Austin Powers: Goldmember:"

Fook Mee
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/09 11:55 PM

Screaming Children

Suicidal Parent

Narcolepsy, Please

Dirty Diaper
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 12:00 AM

Pit of Despair
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 01:47 AM

"Adolecent Mutant Shaolin Terepins."
"Giant Mutant Junkie Moths."

Or, better yet, cop a gig and have drunken, mouth-breating, six-toed, cousin-marrying rednecks hurl suggestions for a name. Would be part of the act.

"The Drunken, Mouth-Breathing, Six-Toed, Cousin-Marrying Redneck Band"
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 02:10 AM

Cleavage
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 01:49 PM

Fonzie - Serial Statutory Rapist
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 01:49 PM

A Dog Named Puddles
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 01:50 PM

TheRapist
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 01:50 PM

Sarsaparilla
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 04:15 PM

effect of four
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/09 04:20 PM

Bonetti's Defense
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 11:25 AM

The Eighth Dwarf
The Jilted
Thrill House (THRILLHO)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 12:06 PM

The Lemon Zesters.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 12:27 PM

Hard Cider
Dickin's Cider
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 01:33 PM

Leakage
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 03:13 PM

Spork
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 03:14 PM

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 05:26 PM

The Hum Drums
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 05:27 PM

Somber Jubilee
Told Ya So
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 06:01 PM

Shaggin' Ragged
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 06:08 PM

The Doppler Effect
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 06:20 PM

Freeze Tag
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 06:55 PM

Snot n Slobber
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 07:05 PM

Booze Cruise
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 08:15 PM

Total Waste
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 08:33 PM

The Brute Squad
Posted By: iwan

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 09:13 PM

the faints
jubjubs quest
undercover mouse
sunglasses for mercury
wood goblins
fishermans friend ( after the mint drops )
moby and the dicks
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/09 11:58 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Doppler Effect
Sorry, my friend Dave's son already has that: www.myspace.com/thedopplereffectmusic
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/09 03:37 AM

Flipper Babies
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/09 12:22 PM

Cleaning house

Car Sin O'Gin
Counter Clockwise
Synchronized Mayhem
Glass Eye
Sugar Britches
Snow Job
Tasty Pets
Wingnuts
Mirth
Jocularity
Flea circus
Sprawl
Sloppy Crotch
Stinky Cheese
Chaffing
Morning Dump
Lactating Kittens
Flush
Empty Chamber
Zooted
Half Empty
Simpleton
Scruffy
Nose Dive
Biopsy
Blooper
Chowder
Slug Race

Cease and Desist
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/09 09:30 PM

Euthanasia
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/09 09:43 PM

The Cliffs Of Insanity.
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 11:03 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Sloppy Crotch
Stinky Cheese

Switch those first words and you have two more decent (actually, indecent) names.

Orange Ash (name of my first band)

Tom
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 11:16 AM

Zilch
Pen D'hoes
Captain Misfire
Dark Matter
Superhero
Superhero's Pantyhose
Poopenstein
The Snapping Turtles
Pie Are Squared
Ohm's Law
Bizarre Bedfellows
Baby's Arm
The Lunkheads
The Bug Eyed Baby
Blamestorm
Shovlin' Muck
Detective Nordberg
Idea Box
Crank and Shaft
Free Whole A's
Ritual Sacrifice
Waste Products
Bag of Doorknobs
Intellectual Heterosexual
Lie To Me
Tapped Out
Crosstalk
Sappy Ending
The Bile Brothers
Four Strings No Waiting
Flop House
Crash Pad
Vitameatavegamin
Lemmy and the Cockaroaches
Flow Like
The Bagmen
Death by Peanut Butter
Smooth Boar
Do Not Pass Go
OT Lunch
The Nasty
Creepy Crud
Trenchfoot
Staten Island Fairies
Fiendish Plot
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 02:04 PM

Originally Posted By: bNb
Lemmy and the Cockaroaches

Love it, and it only works with that spelling!

Originally Posted By: bNb
Death by Peanut Butter

I think the timing on this one is a little off, maybe give it a couple months until the recall is out of the headlines. Maybe a modification.... Death by Peter Pan, Death by Jif.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 03:46 PM

Zoot & The Hoots
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 03:51 PM

Meat Pajamas
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 03:51 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Zilch

Again, late to the party...there's already one out there. I have the cd to prove it even though I haven't listened to it since I got it in high school.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 04:31 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Zilch

Again, late to the party...there's already one out there. I have the cd to prove it even though I haven't listened to it since I got it in high school.

There were quite a few that have been actual band names, some weren't even submitted by me. Someone else even posted one of my old band names.

Poor Man's Pudding
Goldenrod
Pot Pie
Blowing Chunks
Thunder Clump
Gut Buster
The Glorious Holes
Nordic Summer
Eskimo Breath
Tune Of Fish
The Fries (or Chips)
The Flinging Monkeys
Corpse of the Future
Rumble Seat
Hurl
A Frayed Knot
The Wet Noodles
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 04:35 PM

The Sheyla Hershey Duo
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 05:01 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Zilch

Mister dobalena, mister bob dobalena.
China clipper calling alameda.
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
It is of my opinion that the people are intending.

(For those too young to recognize it, it is a set of overlapping statements put on a record by a not-highly-respected band. The name of the "song" was Zilch.)

Tom
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 05:22 PM

d00d!!!!1

The Monkees were my heroes when I was a kid...even though they were already "oldies."

Zilch (the band) even released their one-off album on "Mr. Dobalena Records"! They were a group of great backup musicians for other artists that decided to do their own thing for a season and sucked at it.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 06:22 PM

A long time ago, but long after their prime, I interviewed Peter Tork.

He was kind of a jerk.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/09 07:56 PM

Hober reeber sabasoben hobaseeba snick
Seeberraber hobosoben what did you expect?


Man, I loved The Monkees when I was a kid. I still don't mind listening to them every once in awhile.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/09 11:54 AM

Bloated Goat
The Hungry
The Dirt Bags
Worship the Sun
Pair of Three
The Massive Daddies
Droopy Draws
Sunken Ship
Stolen Dignity
Glancing Blow
The Dented Cans
Ska Dattle
The Infected
Haste
Twisted Panties
The Stoopids
Walking Dead
The Bomb Squad
Effin Idiots
The Skiffle Junkies
The Side Effects
Death March
Skeen Du
The Good Eggs
Animal Shelter
Pool of Sorrow
Broken Beats
Power Punch
The Rabid Bunnies
Saucy Susan
Dead Bird Fly
Musical Soup
Rusted Zipper
F Bomb
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/09 01:36 PM

bNb, does this keep you up late at night with a pen and paper on your bedside table? wink
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/09 04:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
(For those too young to recognize it, it is a set of overlapping statements put on a record by a not-highly-respected band. The name of the "song" was Zilch.)


Funny, the first band that came to mind when I read "not-highly-respected band" was Nickelback grin
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/09 04:26 PM

Originally Posted By: EddiePlaysBass
Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
(For those too young to recognize it, it is a set of overlapping statements put on a record by a not-highly-respected band. The name of the "song" was Zilch.)


Funny, the first band that came to mind when I read "not-highly-respected band" was Nickelback grin

I was going to say that Creed didn't do "Zilch" but came down with a bad case of posting hesitation.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/09 04:38 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
bNb, does this keep you up late at night with a pen and paper on your bedside table? wink
Actually I type the list on my BlackBerry while on a very crowded bus or train. I love to catch the shoulder surfers trying to figure out what the heck these lists could be.

Shoulder Surfers
The Panting Pups
Wedgie Extractor
Space Trash
The Gung Ho Slugs
A Peas He O'tomy
Sex Broth
Tainted Buffet
The Llamas
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/09 08:09 PM

Lucifer's Pillow
Faulty Wiring
Descending Test Tickle
The Elevated Ankles
Desert Fish
The Dry Heaves
Puppy's Breath
Marconi's Earache
The Nosy Neighbors
Septic Treasure
Gun Shy
Post No Bills
The No Homers Club
Lela's Sunglass
Floatin' Stone
Dootie Calls
The Electric Shorts
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/09 08:26 PM

25 Pages of Rejects
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 02:42 PM

Gruesome Twosome
Stolen Car
Live Bait
Blunt Instrument
Loose Caboose
Greasin' Weezer
Posted By: Basshappi

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 03:11 PM

Originally Posted By: getz76
Euthanasia


Or, Youth in Asia

I'm generating names for my band as well. Here's what I have so far, I don't remember if they have already been listed here and I'm sure some of them are in use because they are easy names for someone to think of for a rock band, but here goes;

Nozzle
Harmful Substance
Anatomically Correct
The Scoundrels
Gasoline Tan
Performance Anxiety
Bailout
Rustbucket
Box of Rocks
Puppy Hammer
Spacejunk
Zero G
Cosmic Otter
Pocket Pool
The Luddites
Shakedown
Plan B
Hardcase
Tripwire
Dr. Zaius
Slingshot
Big Trouble
Kong
Trickbag
Lunatic Fringe
Gallows Humor
Depthcharge
The Gatecrashers
Flashburn
Blind Date
Smackdown
The Bricks
Dog Pound
Murder By Numbers
Racket
Hardhat
Felt Tip Pen
Trailer Trash
The Vapors
Drill Team
The Substitutes
Timepeace
Daft
The Hitmen
The Phazors
Flamming Weasel
Flog The Dolphin
Blast Radius
Ottomobile
Abigail's Coat
The Graduates
Flashing 12:00
Where's The Fire?!
Gun Love
The Saucermen
Panty Raid
Piehole
The Extortionists
Will Rock For Money
Apeshit
Cruise Control
Freefall
Armadillo Carnival
The Replicants
Sharkbait
Cunning Linguists
Sweat Lodge
Shameless
Hat Trick
Splotch
Poodle Shoes
Love Cannon
Happiness Factor
Navel Lint
Hogweed
Cavity Search
The Garage Doors
Blacklung
Rough House
Something or Other
Offramp
The Idiots
Rock Market
Dragline
The Woozles
Lip Service
Major Tom
Lever
Harmless
TANJ
Otters for Breakfast
Dr. Venkmann
Authorized Personnel
Nearly Famous
Flavor of the Month


Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 03:18 PM

Nice work basshappi


The Flaming Alcoholics
Mother Father
Trouble Ahead
Mouse Shoulders
Halo Statue?
Simmering Anger
Dangerous Kink
Stripper Glitter
Butt Burn
Terrible Thing
Dr Death
The Beast Within
Psycho Monkeys
Green Baloney
Self Loathing Undulating Tart
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 06:11 PM

Doppler Snot
Poo-slinging Monkeys
Crushable Hat
Gutshot
Wyllis and the Jeeps
Jabo
Citizen Soldiers

and with props to Erik.....

Taint a Taint
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 06:17 PM

Navel Base
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 06:31 PM

Harry Reid's Dusty Nutsack.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 07:07 PM

El Kabong!
PED XING
The Fishguns
The Bastard Sons of Moms Mably
Ho-Ho & the Ding Dongs
Ding Dong & The Ho-Hos
Faye Wray & The Wray-Gun
The Bodacious Cowards
The Ostentatious Shrinking Violets
The Copperpotters
The Smokin' Garbage
Vance Vandal and the Boys Wonder
The Counterfeit Paper Bag
Papa's Got A Brand New Baglady
Fido Frunobulax & The Heelers
Chip & the Double Dips
The Sigh-Fie-4
The Incredible Stinking Men
Ant Lion
Bazooka-pow!
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 07:08 PM

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 07:12 PM

I think "Trouble Ahead" is great for teens or a Grateful Dead tribute band.

Nice acronym on that last one bNb

Tom
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 11:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Flank
Anymore, the're ALL bNb's band names. He's done with the Oxford dictionary and is now working on French band names.

Flanc
Le Bas En bas
Chaussure de Gomme
Monsieur Corpulent
Culotte Puante
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/06/09 11:23 PM

Embrassez Mon Âne (taquinant juste - tous dans le bon amusement)
Feu Sur L'eau
Testicules de Chèvre
Le Vol de la Forteresse
Visage du Gaz
Crave de Trouser

translate
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 02/07/09 04:18 PM

Foaming Pipe Snake
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/08/09 01:40 AM

Bellfree Bats
Silver Shamrock
Tigilo Bitties
Unwanted Child
Indifferent Pickle
Bottomless Pit
Where is Chuck Cunningham
Fowl Ball
Nice Retort
Good Report
Slim Chance
The Dimwits
PEBKAC and the ID Ten T's
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/08/09 02:34 AM

Unemployed In Greenland
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/08/09 11:17 PM

Sinister Footware(a Zappa cover band)
Cruel Shoes
The Poundcake Pushers
The Roach Wranglers
Kings Of Ping
The Concealed Weapons
The Bobby Bonehead Blues Band
Latifa's Queens
Carrot Cake
The Grabassticated Gringos
The Twitch
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/09 01:14 AM

Mental Hiccups
Sleepy Pete
Outhouse Trail
Ungrateful Exes
Overdone Waffle
Crispy Critters
Beefy and the Broth
The Iron Chefs
Chocolate Innertube
Garbanzo Interlude
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/09 11:08 AM

The King's Knights
Her Majestey's Secret Service
Stonehenge
Off The Wall
The True
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/09 11:23 AM

Stupidity Frustrates
My Special Area
Stranger Danger
Viscous Sledge
No Code Message
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/09 02:54 PM

"The Modified Herbie"

I won't bore you with the story....
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/09 03:21 PM

Bunk
No Shell Turtle
Rice & Beans
Lock Tight
Decorated Noose
French Tickler
Deep Fried Salad
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/09 05:37 PM

The Indecisive Clown Shoe Brigade
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/09 05:44 PM

The Dirt Merchants
The Oppressors
Heaping Mound
Clusterfudge
The Moops
Rumbling Gut
The Reeking Elderberries
The Dino Sorcerers
Keep the Nickle
The Mutations
Compulsive Disorder Obsessive
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/09 11:35 PM

Tequila Mockingbird
The Box Beaters
Beats Workin'
The Jukes
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 02:00 AM

Originally Posted By: Tater Nuts
The Indecisive Clown Shoe Brigade

I like this very much.

And I thought Chuck Cunningham was still in college - I didn't realize he was missing.

Tom
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 11:07 AM

Vigilante Justice
The 3 B's
The Newly Deads
Couch Potato
Giggity Goo
Gum Shoe
Total Loss
Rupture
Broken Men
Vermin
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 11:17 AM

Whispering Eye

This group is coming to Tulsa: That 1 Guy
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 11:33 AM

Twinkie Hell

Twinkie Heaven

Twinkie Dinkie

Dinkie Twinkie

Stinkie Twinkie

The Ho-ho Ho-s

Bubble & the Double(power trio with an overweight front man)

Jackboot Daycare Center

The Bootie Bass Boppers

Sailor Sailor

Bobo Strut
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 11:38 AM

Ding Dong & The Ho Ho's
Little Debbie's Wink
The Swiss Rolls
Cream First
Starcrunch
Journey Through a Vending Machine
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 12:35 PM

Bump in the Night
Quarter Slot
First to be Last
26 PAGE THREAD
Buts and Nolts
Drain Bamage
Lickity Split
Rocks and Dirt
You Have Been Denied
Brats in the Belfry
Indigo Dicks
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 12:56 PM

Sack of Monkeys.
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 02:54 PM

Did Phil manage to get a band name out of any of this ?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 03:54 PM

Originally Posted By: EddiePlaysBass
Did Phil manage to get a band name out of any of this ?


Page Two
Same Name
Keep It

Livid Lads
What Knockers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/09 10:53 PM

Spare Tire
Sweater Puppies
Backhand
Subterranean Ghouls
The Fun Ghouls
Trap Door
Mr. Sparkles Suds
Curly's Son
Gash
Proxy Wife
Zoned Out
The Land Mines
House of Horrors
Blemish
For the Taking
Version
Crochet Toupee
Double Bill
The Fingerprints
TShakaz Stolen Bass
Tapeworm
Plane Sight
Falling Sky
Molotov Barbie
Junk Drawer
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/11/09 06:30 PM

The Armand Tamzarian Experience
Frumpy Housewife
Love is Internal
The Heavy Petting Zoo
Not Cho's
The Killer Koalas
Rorschach's Leaky Pen
King Toot
Nuke the Wales
The Tasty Creatures
Gangus Thong
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/11/09 06:31 PM

Eve Arden

Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 10:53 AM

philology!
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 12:05 PM

The Meter Readers

'Course you'd have to be a Meters cover band.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 12:25 PM

Nobody Laughs At Montgomery Shrapp!

Hinky Stinky

Big Bad Bertie

Boo Boo

Hurdy Gurdy Bertie

Fetal Pig Syndrome

The Bag Men

The Bird Strikers

Homicidal Ant

The New Young Geriatrics

Nasal Lint

The Drop Back Ten & Punt

The Atomic Chumps

Sophisti-Punk

Bazooka-Pow!

Wankered Rotary Engine

The Scalded Dogs

The Screaming Legless Winos
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 12:34 PM

Aunt Flabby's Big Tent.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 05:23 PM

Snot Rocket

Donkey Snot

Snotty at Potty

Snotty Patty

Port-a-snotty

Sir Snotsalot

Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 06:01 PM

That's snot right.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 06:03 PM

The No Good Nicks
Sore for Sight Eyes
Born Dirty
Whacking Day
Day Old Bread
Bionic Baby
Ironic Baby
Sonic Baby
Crazy Babies
The Scorpion & The Frog
Malted Milk
The Prickly Pears
The Stupid Genius
Lucky Duck
Flabbergasted
The Ironic Colonic
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 07:12 PM

Big Lucy's Spaz-o-rama.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/09 08:37 PM

The Impressive Clergymen
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 12:39 AM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
That's snot right.


The Big Pant People.
Posted By: Davo-London

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 06:22 AM

The only Intelligent Banker
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 11:56 AM

Grunt
Non-Photo Blue
Consarnit
Brawndo
The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 12:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Davo-London
The only Intelligent Banker

I resemble that remark!
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 01:31 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn

Consarnit


Dadblamed
Long Eared Galoot
Zoinks And Away
B'deea B'deea
Left At Albequerque
Vewwy Vewwy Quiet
Yeah Yeah - Sure Sure
Gulla Bull
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 06:44 PM

Plotski
The Pencil Necked Geeks
D Chills
Smattering of Amy
The Double Wide Gang
Plump Truck
Plastic Fruit
The Loogie Chunks
Petrified Forest Gump
The Philly Fruitcakes
Plaster of Paris Texas
Double Flusher
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 06:53 PM

Senorita Salsa & Her Double Dippers

Mick McMick
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 07:08 PM

Upskirt Pelosi
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 07:52 PM

Choking On Vomit


(sounds a bit like a quaint English village)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 08:44 PM

Monkey's Uncle.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/09 11:51 PM

The Rutabeggers

The Ostrich Farmers

The Raunchy Honchos

Ex-Tatic

Cleveland Crumbcake

Changing Chumps

Jeri Atric & The Men-O-Pausers

Ground Pounders

The Park Avenue Grunts

The More-Men
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/14/09 12:09 AM

Bar Rag
Try and Fail
Unidentified Odor
Duck and Cover
Elly Mental
Lazy Eye
Weapon of Choice
Jose and Hose B
Ferocious Foliage
Santos L Halper
Minus 1
Scuttlebutt
Harvey's Wallbangers
Boobie Hatch
Whistlin' Booger
Inane Drone
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/14/09 12:29 PM

Flick the Piebald Emu.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/14/09 02:05 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Flick the Piebald Emu.

Love it!
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/09 12:08 AM

Wow, eighty pages of band names.
Will you pick a name soon Phil? Will it be one of those offered here? The suspense is killing me. grin
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/09 09:35 AM

This thread has gone well beyond naming Phil's band, and has taken on...well....INTANGIBILITY!!!!
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/09 11:59 AM

Originally Posted By: davio
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Flick the Piebald Emu.

Love it!


I dunno. That's more of an album name than a band name.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/09 04:00 PM

Unless it's more like "Flick: The Piebald Emu" like Toad the Wet Sprocket.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/09 06:29 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Unless it's more like "Flick: The Piebald Emu" like Toad the Wet Sprocket.


Hey, there's a song in that;

Flick, the Piebald Emu lived by the sea

And frolicked in his Piebald way

on a beat-up Piebald knee...


Yeah, definitely something there...
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/09 06:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
Originally Posted By: davio
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Flick the Piebald Emu.
Love it!
I dunno. That's more of an album name than a band name.


Hmmm... Album names, let me ponder that for a few.

Until then
Reverse Scatology (spell check suggestions can be hilarious)
Reverse Psychology
Negative Progress
As a Kite
One Armed Man
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/09 07:13 PM

Considerable Cheese Horde
The Hat
Revenge of The Hat
Return of the Son of Revenge of The Hat
The Hat Part II: Electric Boogaloo
Drink Until You Can't Feel Feelings
Hippies Smell
Fabulous Hair
Mr. Silly Trousers and the Sputnik Crew
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/09 08:16 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
This thread has gone well beyond naming Phil's band, and has taken on...well....INTANGIBILITY!!!!


Yes grin thu

I couldn't get the guys in my band to listen anyway!

This has become more like post therapy!
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/16/09 02:34 AM

Conquest Of The Planet Of The Hat
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 02/16/09 02:43 AM

West End Girls
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 02/16/09 02:44 AM

Hats Are Made Of People
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/16/09 12:52 PM

People are Simple Green?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/16/09 01:58 PM

Flat Betty.
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 02/16/09 03:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Phil W
This has become more like post therapy!

Sort of the opposite of posting hesitation.

Posting Hesitation is more an album than band name, since somebody was going to use it.

Tom
Posted By: tizzinie

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 04:11 AM

try
the J. F. S. Band

Jazzfusion Funk & Soul
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 12:11 PM

The Moon Dogs
Stout
The Humble Geniuses
Giant Feet
The Noosemen
Paper Galoshes
Shining Turd
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 12:41 PM

Originally Posted By: Tater Nuts
West End Girls


How about "Dead End Girls"? Well, probably not; most girls wouldn't brag about that...
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 12:45 PM

Gradually Going Henderson.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 01:57 PM

Narcolepsy
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 05:19 PM

Thrilldog.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 06:29 PM

The Large Marge Trio
The Bumbling Buffoons
Spice Weasel
The Yaks
Doomsday
Hurricane Party
The Moldy Spores
The Local Yokels
Empty Stage
Crimean River
The Sots
The Good For Nuthin' Guys
Sacrificial Ram
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 06:49 PM

Alpha Kenny Buddy
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 07:27 PM

San Diego Joyboy.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 08:33 PM

Piehole

Deelio

Whup-it-ee-de-do-do

The Polka Rejects

Pain & The Pants

Escape From The Fall Of The Son Of The Daughter Of The Return Of The Conquest Of The Planet Of The Hat People Goes To The Moon

Dropkicked Chicken

No Deposit No Return

Pneumothorax

Cherry Bomb & The M-80s
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 08:41 PM

Murphy the Chicken

Escape From The Fall Of The Son Of The Daughter Of The Return Of The Conquest Of The Planet Of The Hat People Goes To The Moon Versus Mothera
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 08:41 PM

Dang it! I got sucked back in!
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 09:10 PM

See, davio... here I thought getz76 and butcherNburn had come up with my favorites so far:

Originally Posted By: getz76
Narcolepsy


Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Spice Weasel


And then you drop
Originally Posted By: davio
Murphy the Chicken


I'm still laughing. That's brilliant.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 10:04 PM

That's what I'm here for. grin
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/09 10:13 PM

Shrunken heads
Me Ted
Turkish Prison
The Pits
Signs from Dog
Filthy Horse
The Sorry Muthas
The Leftovers
Animal Husbandry
Ounce of Joy
The Kalamazoo Kazoo Quartet
Bad Honey
Spear It
The Naughty Bits
Apu's Squishy Machine
The Cluster Pups
Goon Squad
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 02:49 AM

Crack Head Craig and the OxyContin Kings
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 11:59 AM

Hooch E. Cucci

The Noble Savages

Talky Meat

Bott'n E-Bay

Mammerjamers

Bad Bad Men

The Pain Killers

The Bunions

Bad Bert & Worse Ernie

Goodie Badd & The Indifferents

Cornelius Cutdown

Subclavian
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 12:45 PM

Portly Tammy.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 12:56 PM

Kidney Stone
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 01:26 PM

I Photoshoped a diagram of a kidney to look like the Rolling Stones' lips (complete with tongue and replaced "Rolling" with "Kidney") for a friend in college who wanted to put it on tshirts for some stunt he and his friends were pulling. I don't know if they ever went through with it.
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 01:33 PM

Too bad Shawnee Smith already has the best name in the world for her all-female band: Fydolla Ho.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 05:04 PM

Nothing Better To Do (maybe a better album title)
The Ten-Toed Sloths
Local Yokels a/k/a Hicks' Licks
Middle of Nowhere
Not On The Map
Under the Radar

All for bands with low self-esteem.... or a dry sense of humor!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 05:26 PM

Sea Kelp
Crockof
Blue Goose
Goofy Glue
Sally Mander
Hugh Jazz
Amanda Hugginkiss
The Flaming Moe's
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 05:34 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Murphy the Chicken

Escape From The Fall Of The Son Of The Daughter Of The Return Of The Conquest Of The Planet Of The Hat People Goes To The Moon Versus Mothera


The Revenge of The Escape From The Fall Of The Son Of The Daughter Of The Return Of The Conquest Of The Planet Of The Hat People Goes To The Moon Versus Mothera and Murphy the Chicken!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 05:57 PM

The Revenge of The Escape From The Fall Of The Son Of The Daughter Of The Return Of The Conquest Of The Planet Of The Hat People Goes To The Moon Versus Mothera and Murphy the Chicken! Part II

http://www.cracked.com/article_15118_25-most-ridiculous-band-names-in-rock-history.html

Mortal Wombat
Sloppy Joe
Pistol Grip
Knickers & Beer
Santa's Army
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 06:00 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Mortal Wombat

Gaaaahhhhh!!! Why didn't I ever think of that???

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Pistol Grip

I once opened for a band whos bass player later went on to front a band called Pistol Boot Randy...they used the Pabst Blue Ribbon logo for flyers.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 06:09 PM

Looping Tina.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 06:20 PM

Huge Caboose
Cross Eyed Cyclops
Snickering Mister
Ham Hands
The Tent Pitchers
Hindquarters
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 08:59 PM

Sloppy Nut.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 10:09 PM

Remedial Pants
Past Your Eyes Cheese
The Brain Donors
Lust
Lust Call
Infectious Host
Broken Everything
The Moistmaker
The Pokies
The Delicate Dinosaurs
The Demonic Dolls
Dungeons and Drag Queens
Partial Death
Collapsible Hole
The Grave Robbers
Drenched in Tina
Tina Boat
Fanbelt
Reigning Teardrops
The Help
Bonnie And Clod
Pocket Pool
The Cellmates
Manahatty Mayhem
The Tiny Kidneys
Santa's Minions
The Evil Doers
Smatter
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/09 11:42 PM

Copper the Dancing Bear
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/09 01:30 PM

Phlegm Convention.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/09 08:10 PM

Mundane Explosion
Pull Ma Finger
The Massive Dwarfs
Pant Load
The Drunk Monkeys
Apathy or Whatever
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/09 08:15 PM

Forequarters
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/09 09:11 PM

Haha...I just saw this one on the net so I'm cheating a bit with one I already know is taken:

Platonic Bondage
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/09 11:37 PM

Flavio Poodle Chips.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/09 11:44 PM

Mr Coughy
Thickness
The Moo City Brawlers
Dead Planet
Cletus's Kids
Spankenstein
The Process
Flatso
Conasewer
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 02/20/09 01:02 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn

Pant Load


That one got me.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/20/09 12:37 PM

Atomic Soul Lunchbox.

Okay, I admit it -- at this point I'm pretty much just stringing words together at random.

Oh wait...I've been doing that all along.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/20/09 06:25 PM

Kerplop
Starfish
The Randy Missus
The Screaming Me Me's
Pickle Tickle
The Old Goldfish
Hot Foot
The Operators
Nasty Canasta
Little Sasquatch
The Devils Laundry
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/20/09 07:34 PM

Woody The Horny-Backed Seahorse
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 02/21/09 01:48 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Nasty Canasta

Nice cartoon steal.

Tom
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 02/21/09 02:35 AM

Christmas Pickle
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/21/09 04:10 PM

Velvet Helmet.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/22/09 03:22 PM

Walking Dieter.

C'mon guys, let's keep it going.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/22/09 06:45 PM

The Disheveled
The Deviled Eggs
Party In My Pants
Speck
Carnival of Misery
Dark Ride
Neutered X
Shoe Booty
The Has Beens
Avalanche
The Lumps
The Crab Apples
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 02/23/09 03:21 AM

Road Apples
Adam's Apple
The Wizard of Id
Ned Nasal and His Nine Nasty Nose Pickers
Sick Puppies (not you guys...well maybe you guys)
Hernia
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/23/09 03:39 PM

Pledge the Faithful Donut.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/23/09 05:51 PM

Johnny Eponymous.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/24/09 04:42 PM

Brain In A Jar
Abby Normal
The Sweaty Penguins
The Complications
Noodle In A Suit
The Kickables
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/24/09 04:54 PM

The Wutnokkerz (nice ska band name)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/24/09 05:27 PM

Dead Leonard.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/24/09 07:34 PM

Golf Ball & Garden Hose
O'Crap
Dog Breath
Mister Fister
Captain Disaster's All Star Bland
The Suspects
The Recently Beaten
Nausea
The Hunched Fronts of Notable Dames
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/24/09 07:45 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Hunched Fronts of Notable Dames

I like it.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/25/09 12:46 AM

The Taint Smiters

Schmidt & Taint

Taintnuffin

Shamwow(I'm watching TV...)

Gogoman Van Gogh

Garrabbaroottengrowll

The Droolin' Fools

Chickflick Macho

Cockney Yankee

Crazy Razor

Miss Taken

Blackpool Liverwurst
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/25/09 01:00 PM

I like the sound of "Cockney Yank"...sounds like a punk band with a sense of humor.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/25/09 01:04 PM

Pantsing Bobby.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/25/09 07:25 PM

Bob Dwyer
The Plot
Gurgle
Funky Bathroom
Sniveling Fools
The Masticators
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/25/09 11:37 PM

Desperate Shag In A Skip
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 01:15 AM

The Bloody Awfuls
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 02:22 AM

grin grin grin My son and I love that show.
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 02:31 AM

Wait for it... take 1 part:

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Atomic Soul Lunchbox.


and add 1 part:

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Pant Load


and you get:

Atomic Pant Load
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 11:34 AM

Nicely done Tater

Fasten Nation
Hemlock
The Noise Bots
Squalor
Thirsty Mice
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 12:04 PM

Atomic Pant Load in a Lunchbox
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 12:23 PM

The Thread That Will Not Die
100 Pages of Gibberish
Why Am I Reading This?
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 12:51 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Atomic Pant Load in a Lunchbox


Atomic Pant Lunch?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 01:07 PM

Atomic Soul Pants.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 01:13 PM

Originally Posted By: Pirate
oooooooooooooooooooooo, He live's in a pineapple under the sea

A-tomic Soul Pants!
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 01:58 PM

Box of Atomic Pant Load for Lunch
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 03:17 PM

Now you guys are just being silly.

Captain Obvious
Rubber Chest
Shambles
Self Worthless
Nougat
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/26/09 03:37 PM

Siamese Sneeze.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/27/09 11:42 AM

Oblivious
The Lone Gunman
The Bed Bugs
Sub-Atomic
Atomic Sub
The Sub Atomic Atomic Sub
Pant Load Nougat
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/27/09 11:56 AM

Pant Load Praline
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/27/09 12:33 PM

I had an awful thought that would be a real hijack here. Start naming bands (in part) after common forum searches like The Strings. This way whenever a search is done this thread would be on the list but I may be above that.

Awful Thought
High Jack
The Hijackers
String Theory
The Strings
Bad Ass Bridge
Goggles Paisano
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/27/09 01:07 PM

That's a horrible idea.

Google Search
Precision Vs. Jazz
Roundwound and the Flats
Pick My Bass
Which Cab For Cutie
When Lemmy Ate Fieldy
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/27/09 02:55 PM

Shovel Ready.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/27/09 03:42 PM

Whaki Khaki
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 02/27/09 09:10 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Which Cab For Cutie

he he he - very clever.

I saw this band name today because it's a real band. More than that, it's a trio made up of piano/cello/violin. But the name is just too cool: The Damocles Trio

http://www.damoclestrio.com/index.html

Cuts right through you, doesn't it?

Tom
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/27/09 11:52 PM

The Bellowing Caucasians
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 02/28/09 01:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
Cuts right through you, doesn't it?

A-yuk-yuk-yuk...
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/01/09 12:19 PM

Piddle Puddle.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 03/01/09 04:20 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
I had an awful thought that would be a real hijack here. Start naming bands (in part) after common forum searches like The Strings. This way whenever a search is done this thread would be on the list but I may be above that.

Bass.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/03/09 06:31 PM

Squat Popsicle.
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 03/03/09 09:26 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Squat Popsicle.

To me, it sounds better as Popsicle Squat.

Tom
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/03/09 09:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Squat Popsicle.

To me, it sounds better as Popsicle Squat.

Tom

Oh don't remind me. sick I had some bad shellfish up in Alaska one time. Came down with a terrible case.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/04/09 08:27 PM

Nut Bucket.

I just won't let it die. I WON'T!
Posted By: Nicklab

Re: Name my band! - 03/04/09 08:36 PM

The Pumpernickel Pimpernels
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/04/09 10:23 PM

Fickle Finger
Ganges Con
Molly Ringworm
Belly Ache
Best Foot
The Really Rottens
Christmas Goose
The Loo
The Scum of the Earth
Poking Fun
The Lecherous
The Members
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/04/09 10:28 PM

The Sprouts
The Ho Ho Hoes
Loopy Canoodle
The Funky Musk
Lightning Round
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/04/09 11:00 PM

Primordial Sludge
Nuisance
The New Cents Band
The Drunken Mothers
The Mangy Dogs
Sudden Death
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 02:01 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn

... The Really Rottens


Good thing you didn't mention the Yogi Yahooies or the Scoobie Doobies. Hannah-Barbera might come a vistin'.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 02:16 AM

Hanna-Barbera? Hows about:

The Slag Brothers
The Gruesome Twosome
Red Max and the Crimson Haybailers
Compact Pussycat
Sergeant Blast and the Army Surplus Special
The Ant Hill Mob
Arkansas Chuggabug
Rufus Ruffcut and the Buzz Wagon
The Mean Machine
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 05:56 AM

Ah, those were the days!
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 04:06 PM

Or for bands of less harsh nature:

The Pic-a-nick Baskets
Doggie Daddy
El Kabong (sounds like a metal parody band name to me)
Ricochet Rockers
Heckle and Jeckle
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 04:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
El Kabong (sounds like a metal parody band name to me)

Sounds like a speaker cab that uses a gong as a passive radiator. I want one.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 04:30 PM

Spacely Sprocket's Pocket Rockets
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 05:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
El Kabong (sounds like a metal parody band name to me)


I already put that one out there, as a mariachi/punk fusion band.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 05:13 PM

Tom Cruise's Closet
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 07:33 PM

Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 07:39 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse.

Doooood...if that's a reference to Karate Kat you just made my day.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 07:49 PM

Love Stick
Burning Questions
The Living Dead
Snot Rocket
The Zits
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 07:49 PM

Crusader Rabbit & Rags
Dudley Nightshade
Roger Ramjet
Andy's Gang
Plunk Your Magic Twanger Froggy
The He-Man Woman-Haters Club
Grease Wheezer
Spud Fell In The Well
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 07:54 PM

Originally Posted By: kenfxj
Grease Wheezer

You may find this re-mark-a-bol but I used that one early on.

I'll give you this one instead.
Jolly Fats Weehawken
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 08:04 PM

Geek Food

Scutt Farkkas & The Toadies

The Squirmidons

Ruffian Chic

Ruffneck Roddie & The Leatherheads

The Screamin' Seamen

The Piece Niks

Boilonner Nekk

Doc Croaker & The Stiffs

Gabby Johnson & The Sidewindin' Bushwhackin' Hornswogglin' Croaker-Croakers
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 08:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso

El Kabong (sounds like a metal parody band name to me)
Not at all.
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 08:32 PM

Gidney and Cloyd.

Or just "Scrootch 'im Cloyd."
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 03/05/09 09:32 PM

I was at a resort and the band played the Courageous Cat theme and asked the audience what it was - I was first up with answer.

Ken, you old-timer - Crusader Rabbit was so cool. Remember there was a story line where they went to one of those small islands where they used to do atomic tests? It was called Nothing Atoll. This from the folks who later gave us Rocky and Bullwinkle, who went to my favorite Italian university Wossamotta U.

Tom
Posted By: J. Dan

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 04:14 AM

Plastic Fruit Arrangement (PFA for short)

I can't take credit, a buddy of mine had this for a band name back in college.

I came to this thread late and actually read ALL of it to this point to make sure mine wasn' here. My head hurts. And so does my Butt. I'm not sure why.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 11:55 AM

Originally Posted By: picker
Scutt Farkkas & The Toadies

Toadies is already taken.

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
I was at a resort and the band played the Courageous Cat theme...

Wow, I didn't know that was a different cartoon. I still miss Karate Kat, though.

"I'm lean, I'm mean, I'm a karate machine...KEEEEE-YAH!!!"


Originally Posted By: 80s-LZ
I came to this thread late and actually read ALL of it to this point to make sure mine wasn' here. My head hurts. And so does my Butt. I'm not sure why.

Next time try the search fuction. But your way works too... smile
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 11:57 AM

Wish Cotton Was A Monkey
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 12:26 PM

Flavio de Bootehammer.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 01:09 PM

Ten Penny Nail
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 01:37 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
I was at a resort and the band played the Courageous Cat theme...

Wow, I didn't know that was a different cartoon. I still miss Karate Kat, though.


Just watch the intro (these cartoons were not great like Bugs was). This one is from 1961, when I was 6-7. Note that Bob Kane (of DC Comics) was involved.


Tom
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 04:16 PM

Road Rash
Mr. Green Jeans
Dodging Rice
Flat You Lance
The Jumbo Shrimp
Prince Valium
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 04:25 PM

Swollen Princess.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 07:45 PM

Taint Hair
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/09 08:46 PM

New Low
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 03/07/09 04:44 AM

Suffering Suckatash (sp)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/07/09 12:09 PM

Negative Tarsal Flobot.
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 03/07/09 12:28 PM

HPV
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/07/09 01:00 PM

Syphlittic Dwarf
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/07/09 01:37 PM

No Time Toulousse
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/07/09 07:34 PM

Too Tight Toulouse
Auntie Establishment
Auntie Freeze
Aunt Tique
Thinking Cap
The Flying Garbanzos
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/09 02:09 AM

Trout Fishing In America Shorty & the Screaming Legless Winos
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/09 02:40 PM

Johnny Carnage and the Space Actuaries.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/09 05:58 PM

Tanker Clowns

Sneakin' Deekin'

Cattle Battle

Midnight Creeper

Crammit Clownie

Crunchy Water

My End Of The Bargain Basement

The Party Bargers

The Vera Cruisers

Claim Jumpers

Stump Jumpers

Ghoat Dancer

The Dog Robbers

Petty Cash

The Misdemeanors
Posted By: Nicklab

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/09 06:09 PM

The Thread Bumpers.
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/09 06:20 PM

Asshat Sandwich
Posted By: Nicklab

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/09 06:34 PM

Mung
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/09 11:49 AM

Spatinum Plandex.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/09 11:56 AM

V-Wart
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/09 02:28 PM

Nervous Ned and the Worrywarts.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/09 02:43 PM

Porkchop Sandwiches!
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/09 02:48 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Porkchop Sandwiches!

wrong thread? Only because that exclamation point made me think you were doing more than coming up with a band name.

Tom
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/09 02:56 PM

Search "G.I. Joe porkchop sandwiches" on YouTube since I can't get to it to link it from work.

Tater's last post made me think of it.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/09 05:26 PM

Meat Bag
Meltdown
The Dollar Store Rejects
The Rejects
Sustainable Resources
Morning Breath
The Disposable Pets
Air Hump
Spare Tire
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 03/10/09 01:43 PM

oh my god, this is still going? I'll have to come back to this to read the last 50 pages I missed
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/10/09 02:41 PM

Sarita Smellbelle
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/10/09 02:51 PM

Stereo Type II
Toot Allege
Happy Juice
The Micro Brews
Asta La Pasta
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/11/09 11:42 AM

Barbie Q. Beef and the Sloppy Joes.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/11/09 05:38 PM

jcadmus, that reminds me of an old local band called Barbecue Bob and the Spareribs.

Rat Race
Forbidden Closet of Mysteries
The Sputtering Hippos
Gomer's Piles
The Whatchamacallits
Gizmo
Gizmotron
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/11/09 05:54 PM

Satellite of Love
Posted By: Nicklab

Re: Name my band! - 03/11/09 10:37 PM

Smoke Pants
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/12/09 11:00 AM

De Nueva Jork Chitties
Someone Else
Baby Cannon
Love Pita
Tongue
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/12/09 11:56 AM

I always wanted to release a CD with a band called Various. Just so it would get mixed up in the music bins at stores.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/12/09 12:27 PM

Demise
Sanity Clause (Marx Bros. bit)
Panty Claws
The Henchmen
Dosage
The Big Ragu
The Bar
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/12/09 02:28 PM

Neutron Hamster Taco.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 09:34 AM

The Masticating Thespians
The Hyenas
The Whammy
Felcher's Pride
Strange Lights
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 11:08 AM

Death Metal Streusel
Posted By: Nicklab

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 11:56 AM

The Sewer Alligators
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 12:10 PM

Sissy La-La
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 12:27 PM

Been watching Teletubbies again, moot?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 03:04 PM

Dingus
Nonsense
The Floozies
The Rivals
Hellfire
Long Pig
Trauma
Nut Case
Trench mouth
Narcolepsy
The False Profits
Faded Heroes
Overthrown Heroes
The Burglars
Pretty Dead
Wolf's Blood
Riot Squad
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 05:45 PM

Camel Toe
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 07:15 PM

A Flock Of Segals

The Crock-o-Gators

The Gator Baiter Band

The Lost Island Losers

The Former Presidents(everyone could wear a mask)

Kant Geddidon & The High School Losers

Froggy Goes A'Cruisin

Girls Gone Wide(an all-girl band for chubby chasers)

Gutbucket Ratstompp & The Fatback Band

The Sophisticated Yokels

Washboard Betty

Right-On Washington & The Crackers

The Neutron Bums

The Dharma Bombs

The Naked Bunch

The Chomp

The Peddle Pushers

Flopp Swett

Yah Yubet and the Minnesota Fatties
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/13/09 11:50 PM

Juicebox Ninjas.
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 03/14/09 11:27 AM

Phil, for the luvva God: tell them what the band name is. Make them stop...
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/14/09 12:18 PM

Make Them Stop
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 03/14/09 12:23 PM

For the Luvva God.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/14/09 02:10 PM

How many times must we cover this? Same band name. No change.

Time To Cover
Same Band Name
No Chamge
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 10:52 AM

Slim Jim and the Spicy Beef Sticks.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 11:16 AM

High Knees
Maneuver
This Guy's Disguise
Almost
Revenge
Vengeance is Mine
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 02:27 PM

This thread must die!

Death Thread?

as in, "I receive death threads in the e-mail every day."
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 02:30 PM

Things on my Desk
White Out
Empty Rolodex
The Paper Clips
Cold Coffee
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 02:34 PM

Cat Avatar
Orange Ash
Kerptain Kack
Iocain Powder
My Only Weakness (let's see who knows what movie that's from)
The Craw
18 Bases
Gashouse Gorillas
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 02:41 PM

Iocain Powder - Princess Bride
My Only Weakness - I can only guess "Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle" but I wouldn't expect you to quote that...
The Craw - old Get Smart episodes
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 02:55 PM

Since this thread appears to be an endless loop:

Ouroboros
Mobius Strip
Molecular Trefoil Knot
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 03:05 PM

I like Mobius.

Davio - I didn't expect you to uncover all of the derivations, but you are right on Iocain and Craw. Now figure out 18 Bases and Gashouse Gorillas (those are pretty easy) and My Only Weakness (right that I didn't see any of those movies).

Tom
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 03:15 PM

I thought Gashouse Gorillas was familiar but I just cheated so i won't spoil it for anybody who wants to play by the rules.

However, I'm completely stumped with 18 Bases and My Only Weakness (if it wasn't from H&K)...even with Google!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/16/09 04:20 PM

Unitard
Disaster
Squat
The Bone Yard
The Miserables
Fornicating Monkeys
The Skid Marks

Gashouse Gorillas - First Base, Bugs Bunny. Second base, Bugs Bunny.......
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 12:07 PM

Aunt Hazel's Leotard.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 12:39 PM

Shark Sandwich
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 12:54 PM

Sorry for the single name post but this is worth it.

Band name - Yo Mama (or Your Mother depending on the music)
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 01:45 PM

Asparagus Piss
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 02:00 PM

Originally Posted By: CaptainCutthroat
Asparagus Piss

My fave!
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 02:01 PM

Just look at the back of an A.C. album and pick your favorite song title and name it that.

Anyone who doesn't know who Massachusetts' "A.C." is or what it stands for....how do I do this without being kicked out of the forum.......ok I can't. use your imagination or ask somebody else. I like it here.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 03:42 PM

Originally Posted By: rizzo9247
Shark Sandwich


From the review: Sh*t Sandwich.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 04:14 PM

The Curmudgeons

The Captains of Tortuga

The Fads

Wart Remover

The Amazing Crabtacklers

The Phlegmtones(1st album, "Hocker Up", 2nd album, "Spit-tunes"
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 07:18 PM

I can't think about who A.C. is (Alice Cooper?), but I would think The Mothers Of Invention would be good for finding band names from song titles.

Davio - 18 Bases is another Bugs reference. He ends up in Scotland and is challenged to a game of golf, whereupon he responds "don't you get tired running them 18 bases?" That is something I say whenever someone talks to me about golf. My other favorite line from that cartoon: "one it is"

My Only Weakness comes from the second movie in the original Frankenstein series (1931-2). The professor who creates the bride keeps showing up in scenes with another character where he offers something - one time wine, and to the Monster, a cigar. Each time he says "it's my only weakness".

Tom
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/17/09 09:17 PM

My only weakness

Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 03:30 AM

Beefy Beef and the Beef Tones
Sweaty USB Drive
The Fabulous Lard Balloon
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 03:33 AM

Originally Posted By: davio
Search "G.I. Joe porkchop sandwiches" on YouTube since I can't get to it to link it from work.

Tater's last post made me think of it.


Seriously one of the funniest things ever.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 11:48 AM

Yes, we've cracked 100 pages on this thread!

Smooth Rooster.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 12:40 PM

Cock and The Doodle-Doos
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 12:49 PM

Sofa Kingdom is taken.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 01:08 PM

Love Gun
Creepy Uncle
Human Waste
Death Grip
Skin
Ohm's Law
Mob Mentality
Owa Tajer Kiam
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 01:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
I can't think about who A.C. is (Alice Cooper?), but I would think The Mothers Of Invention would be good for finding band names from song titles.

DON'T CLICK if you are easily offended, at work, at church, around children, around your parents or around anyone who any of the afforementioned criteria applies to.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 07:39 PM

Butt Floss Parade.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 08:30 PM

Originally Posted By: saxofunk
Sofa Kingdom is taken.


Sofa Heaven?

Loofah Sofah?

Sophie Sofa & Ottomen?

Underworld Sofa?

Lazy Boy and the Magic Fingers?
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/09 11:06 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Butt Floss Parade.

So you've seen the new SI Swimsuit Issue?
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 03/19/09 05:35 PM

Last Trip To Glenpool.

Here's a little explanation: A new crematorium is going to light it's fire in the Tulsa suburb of Glenpool. Feel free to switch it up for the sake of local flavor.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/19/09 05:59 PM

Lumpy Mattress Association.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/19/09 07:27 PM

Diarhetix
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/20/09 11:24 AM

Major Malfunction
Meltdown
Trigger
Cavemen from Outer Space
Suspicious Package
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/21/09 08:09 AM

The Crushers

The Bro-zeres

Bad Lemon

The Mr Greenjeans Appreciation Society

Progressive Regression

Rocket Man

Complicity

Big Stick
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 03/21/09 09:10 AM

The Thread That Never Ends


I'm forming a jazz bass/vocal duo now so I might just have to name that too - mwah ha ha ha!
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/21/09 11:27 AM

Talentless Boobs
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 03/21/09 11:30 AM

Originally Posted By: moot
Talentless Boobs


You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/21/09 11:54 AM

Bamboo Derby.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/21/09 05:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Phil W
The Thread That Never Ends


I'm forming a jazz bass/vocal duo now so I might just have to name that too - mwah ha ha ha!

Phil & Drain (Phil & Empty?)
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/22/09 09:39 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
Originally Posted By: moot
Talentless Boobs


You say that like it's a bad thing.


Well, you gotta admit it would probably draw a bigger crowd than "Boobless Talents"...
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/22/09 10:21 PM

Bay-O-Wolf
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/22/09 10:26 PM

Bad Haggis
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/23/09 11:20 AM

Replaceable Heads
Temporary Hell
H.E. Double Hockey Sticks
Pizza the Hut
(Oh the) Huge Manatee
Sick
The Treated and Released
Wound
The Wounded
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 03/23/09 11:25 AM

I like "Pizza the Hut" - you might get sued if you tried to use it for a band name, though - maybe a song title!
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/23/09 12:32 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
(Oh the) Huge Manatee

I like it. How 'bout:
Hugh Manatee
Hue Manatee (you could hold a coloring contest for the fans and have them paint little manatee models...and donate proceeds to the local zoo...or something)
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 03/23/09 02:11 PM

Captain Loaning & The Dry Piss
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/23/09 02:47 PM

Lando Lakes and the Individually Wrapped Slices.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 03/23/09 03:53 PM

It's slow at work, and while playing on the net found a site called "Top 10 Hybrid Animals". Some of which are:
1. Cama - a cross between a camel and a llama.
2. Iron Age Pig - a cross between a domestic pig and wild boar.
3. Leopon - leopard and lion.
4. Wolphin - dolphin and false killer whale.

For those of you who like to name bands after animals.
Or maybe,
5. The Ten-Toed Sloths - not a cross, although they DO get cross when you suggest they get to work!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/23/09 07:39 PM

What about the liger -- cross between a lion and a tiger.

Big points for the reference...
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/24/09 10:52 AM

Mindfunk Sexplosion
Babbling Brooke
Seat Meat
Aunt Flo
Frosted Gobs
Crop Failure
Blunt Force Trauma
Triage
Treatment
The Free Radicals
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/24/09 10:53 AM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
What about the liger -- cross between a lion and a tiger.
Big points for the reference...

I don't know, maybe you can bake her a cake or something.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 03/24/09 10:55 AM

If you knew she was coming....
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/24/09 11:18 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
What about the liger -- cross between a lion and a tiger.
Big points for the reference...

I don't know, maybe you can bake her a cake or something.


Ding ding ding, we have winner.

Although the correct line is "I dunno, build her a cake or something."
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 03/25/09 12:04 AM

Gimme some of your tots.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/25/09 04:11 PM

Wild Honeymoon Stallion.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/25/09 04:12 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Wild Honeymoon Stallion.

Is Keanu Reeves getting married or something? smile
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/25/09 09:59 PM

Clear Air Turbulence
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 03/25/09 10:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson
If you knew she was coming....


I know. If you only knew.
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 03/25/09 11:15 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
What about the liger -- cross between a lion and a tiger.
Big points for the reference...

I don't know, maybe you can bake her a cake or something.


Ding ding ding, we have winner.

Although the correct line is "I dunno, build her a cake or something."


Wow. This thread is going downhill. Fast!

It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/28/09 12:09 AM

The Fat Chance Band

The Fine Ol' Cowtown (duddle uhh duh, duddle ut dut duh...)

The Zachariah Band

The Gorks

Alley Basher

Ali Boo-Boo & the 40 Feebs

Skulk

Perfumed Rumour

Bugginnarugg

Downer Brown & The Muck-Hoys

Really 50's

Badley Bent & The Brokers

Gopherit

Sad Sack & The Brand New Baggies

the Pantophobics

Premeditated Goo
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/28/09 12:13 AM

Liquid Sick
Yeast
Bubbles Maggee
The Rinse
Cordial Bastard
Patric Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick (not that there's anything wrong with it.)
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 03/28/09 12:34 AM

The SunDogs (arf)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/28/09 06:22 PM

Jumping Linda.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 03/30/09 01:05 PM

Now that the band has been named, oh say, 10,000 times or so... what kind of music are you thinking of playing?

Or is that RELEVANT??
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/30/09 01:06 PM

Read the first post.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/30/09 01:17 PM

These Must Be Felt.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 03/30/09 02:46 PM

Filet of Soul
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 03/30/09 03:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson
Now that the band has been named, oh say, 10,000 times or so... what kind of music are you thinking of playing?

Or is that RELEVANT??


More names:

Irrelevant
Relevance U-turn
Meaningless Jibberish
Tiddle-tiddle-bong
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 03/30/09 03:13 PM

"(Your) soul is less than (my) hunger"?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/30/09 03:34 PM

Stupid Head
Steaming Flesh
Fish Food
Cement Shoes
Rorschach Underpants
Noodle Boy
Wee Head
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 11:50 AM

Cole Cuts and the Sack Lunch.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 02:11 PM

Vile Vixens
Emergency
Flea Circus
Rat Tattoo E
Crunch Time
Marvelous
Soggy Noggin
Sgt Stadanko's Lizard
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 03:11 PM

Smells Like Velvet.
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 03:27 PM

Onward In To Obscurity and Non-Sense!
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 03:27 PM

Hooray for Doomsday
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 03:29 PM

Yo' Mama So Fat She Broke the Richter Scale
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 03:29 PM

where am I?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 03:30 PM

Hey I'll leave it alone if everyone else does. If not I'll keep shootin them out at least five at a time. As Bob Nelson said "The mind is a terrible thing... and it must be stopped... within our lifetime."
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/31/09 06:40 PM

You can't stop me.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 04/01/09 12:19 AM

Duck Butter
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/01/09 10:41 AM

Tainted Batch
Bad Apple
The Spoiled Brats
Bad Intentions
Vegetable Homicide
Strange Faces
Forbidden Underwear
Risky Behavior
Passive Aggressor
Crime Spree
The Loyals
Wings of Steel
The Enforcer
Jub-Jub
The Side Order
Bunch of Fools
Self Manipulation
Vittles
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 04/01/09 11:58 AM

Mr. Horse
Firedogs
Cousin Sven
Marooned
Black Hole
The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Rubber Nipples
Rens Toothache
Space Madness
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/01/09 12:07 PM

Tongue Shaving
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/01/09 12:07 PM

Those were all excellent episodes, moot. Was that the entire first season?

EDIT: Nevermind...I just looked. Those were from the first two seasons. According to Wikipedia, Poland was recently introduced to the show in 2007.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/02/09 12:23 PM

Queen Elizabeth's iPod.
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 04/02/09 12:33 PM

W.W.B.G.D.?
(What Would Bob Gollihur Do?)
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 04/02/09 12:49 PM

Originally Posted By: moot
Mr. Horse
Firedogs
Cousin Sven
Marooned
Black Hole
The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Rubber Nipples
Rens Toothache
Space Madness


My favorite:

Stimpy's Big Day
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/03/09 03:52 PM

Flak Jacket.
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 04/03/09 04:17 PM

Pectoral Implants
Stinky Swizzleteeth
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/03/09 04:27 PM

Pork 'n' Thyme
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/03/09 04:31 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
Pork 'n' Thyme

Sounds like a Dick Van Dyke song and dance routine.
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 04/03/09 07:24 PM

You're a song and dance routine
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 04/03/09 10:21 PM

Bullnard Sack and The Two Swingers?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/03/09 10:33 PM

The Fat Chance Band
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/04/09 03:05 PM

Kevlar Katie & the Hurtinfersertin Band
Footie P Jamas & the Bedtimers
Posted By: Craig's_back

Re: Name my band! - 04/04/09 06:07 PM

The four skins
Burn the skies
The funkatrons
or. Google band name generator, that may work.
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 04/04/09 06:08 PM


I like the last one:

Band Name Generator
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 04/04/09 07:24 PM

Our bandleader actually went to that site to get names for our band. Arg!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/05/09 03:17 PM

Flasid Mufinn.

(Hey, there's a Limp Bizkit, so why not?)
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/09 12:59 AM

MudButt
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/09 11:08 AM

Choke Point
Time of Death
Trip Wire
The Thinking Caps
All Points Bulletin
Punitive Damage
Collateral Damage
Friendly Fire
Crisp Bills
Time To Live
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/09 04:27 PM

Dryer Demon & The Underpants Gnomes
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/09 04:52 PM

It Was Just A Satellite Launch.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/09 04:56 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
It Was Just A Satellite Launch.

Hah!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/07/09 11:07 AM

The Unmentionables
Electric Chair
The Condition
Killer Koalas
Stuffed Animals
Criminal Formula
Right Angle
Secret Potion
Connective Tissue
Obsolescence
Old Tech
Seed
Mad Dash
Nighttime Rituals
Even Steven
Empty Gesture
The Stragglers
(This all started 4 months ago, today)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 11:45 AM

Foaming Pride.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 11:56 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
(This all started 4 months ago, today)

I didn't realise this thread started on my birthday! Let's see if we can make it another 8 months... sick
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 12:36 PM

Alright. Lemme try to channel some of this enthusiasm. Need a name for my Steely Dan cover band. We used "Do It Again" for the debut gig. Not flashy. I wanted to use "Everything Must Go" but I'd assume bar owners wouldn't be too happy with a big banner with that on it outside their establishment. The Razor Boys? Nah. We're a bunch of doctors. What'cha got for me, ButcherNburn????
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 12:49 PM

Stealing Dan...?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 12:58 PM

Davio's sugestion is good.
Their album and song names are also a good place to start, you want it to register.

Steel Dany
Aja Vu
Countdown to Ecstasy
Pretzel Logic
Royal Scam
Hey Pedophile
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 01:30 PM

Kid Charlemagne.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 01:56 PM

Old School

The Reltneys (anybody who knows the source of the name "Steely Dan" will understand)

Annandale

Guadalajara Won't Do

Logical Pretzel

Cousin Dupree

The Brooklyn Charmers

Diamond Rose (it's not a phrase they ever used, but their music always reminds me of a perfect rose made of diamond; exquisitely crafted, calculatedly perfect, and coldly, impossibly hard.)

Haitian Divorce

The Royal Scammers

Bodhisattva

Black Friday

No-Static Atoll

Countdown

The Bad Sneakers

Where DID You Get Those Shoes?

Gino & Daddy G


Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 02:34 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Aja Vu


DingDingDingDingDing!
No more calls, please. We have our winner!

I think that's just "it"! Witty, short, easy to remember, pertinant without being clumsy. Me likey. Lemme e-mail this to the fellas. Thanks, butcher!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 03:00 PM

See? This is not a useless thread.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 03:02 PM

You're a useless thread.

BAM! Rub some salt in it.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 03:09 PM

Walk it off J-cad.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 03:35 PM

Nameless
By any other name, we would sound as sweet
None Of Your Business
Who Wants To Know?
Confidential Information
We Don't Need No Stinkin' Nametags
I'm Sure It Wouldn't Interest Anyone, Outside Of A Small Circle of Friends*

* name of an old folk song, BTW
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 04:07 PM

The Towelettes
The Solution
The 3 Bees
Holly Mackerel
Slipped Disk and the Verta Brats
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 06:40 PM

Better -- The Moist Towelettes.
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 07:24 PM

Aja Vu is pretty good. I might have gone with Katy Lied.

Glad you could come here for help with this.

Tom
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/08/09 08:03 PM

The Stinking Badges

Bulldog Mac

The Vee Fibbers

The Luftbalons

Cockroach Killers

The Gung Hos

Pickle Chic

The Candy Butchers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/09/09 03:15 PM

Implied Nudity.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/11/09 12:04 PM

Landing Under Sniperfire.

I'm not letting it die, yo.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/11/09 11:39 PM

I like "Sniperfire" by itself.

Twinkie-Wiener Sandwich

The Corny Dogs

Fat Rascal

Cocktail Nation

Trashdance

Mercury Surfers

Moth Emrotho

The Mounds

Groundpounder

Death From Above

Emerod City

Strange Ranger

Mare Sweat

Gnarly Charlie

The Rackers
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 04/12/09 01:31 AM

I think taking the name from real life expereinces is good. This is how my day went...

"Dog Threw Up in the Kitchen"
"What Happened in the Garage"
"Recycling Trailer is Full"
"That Meat Looks Tainted"
"Van Full of Carboard"
"The Kirby Needs a Tune Up"
"Automated Attendant Hell"
"Para Instruciones en Espanol..."
"Hello, My Name is Jim" (must be said in a very "non-Jim" accent)
"Please Hold While I Transfer Your <click>"
"238 Channels, Nothing to Watch"
"That's Not a Chip, That's Bird Poop"

Plus side...

"Pork Chops Were Perfectly Cooked!"
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 04/12/09 12:25 PM

I'll play!

Sanding Block
Ugly Low Spot
Down to Bare Wood
Baby Butt Smooth
Phone Call
2 Hour Job
Hunnerd And Fiddy
Drive Home
Rattle Can
Dry Time
G Broke Off The Key
40 Miles Away
Damn! No Nap!
Rescue Down in The City
Taco Truck Bueno-ness
Back At The Ranch
Big Chair Snorefest

Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/13/09 05:34 PM

Special Olympics Bowling Champs.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/14/09 09:39 AM

Hardly
Driver's Side
Dipstick
The Sex Toys
The Big Bellies
Seconds to None
The Cinders
Soccer Teeth
Lounge Array
Sickle Cell
The Icicles
The Nads
Homicidal Pudding
Stone Pillow
Mystical Mud
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/14/09 09:43 AM

Yes Davio
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/14/09 10:58 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Yes Nick scramble but if you do get a chance to talk to him, don't be "that guy". You don't want to be "that guy", and he probably doesn't want to meet another one.

Wrong thread?
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 04/14/09 11:01 AM

A Thousand Ways To Say Nothing
Learn to Sing and Play Your Bass
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/14/09 04:22 PM

A nod to a recent car lubrication product,

Dipstick Jimmie
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/14/09 04:30 PM

Stinky Bob Davis & The Deodoraters

The Tater Tots

Stinkin' Desert

The Chowder Clams

The Little Creeps

The Creepin' Crud

The Crud

The Humongous Mongers

Sneakin' Deacon & The Crowbars
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 04/14/09 10:14 PM

Click here!!!
Posted By: NoTrebleAtAll

Re: Name my band! - 04/14/09 11:18 PM

I've always been fond of the name my last band voted down...

Sister Mary Katrina and the Mongolian Boys Choir

I don't think you'll ever have to worry about copyright infringement.
Posted By: NoTrebleAtAll

Re: Name my band! - 04/15/09 12:31 AM

Accidental Porn

Sorry, I've been browsing consumerist.com
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/15/09 09:29 AM

Blunderbuss.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/17/09 10:15 AM

Dig Finger
The Floppies
Baked Alaska
The Naughty Boys
Perkolatin' Pete & the Sugar Cubes
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/17/09 10:19 AM

Teenpop Garglewash.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 04/18/09 09:43 AM

The Endorsements

Festering Gob

Toejam Volleyball

We Hate You

Undercrackers

The Short Hairs

Cracklint Thong and The Stains
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/20/09 11:42 AM

The Blood Oranges
The Slimy Worms
Super Pickle
Brown Eggs
A Pack O'Lips Now
Bath Water
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/21/09 09:46 AM

Phlegm Hendricks.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/21/09 10:15 AM

Verse chorus Verse
The wilderness
Morningwood Penitentiary
Mess kit
The Doh! Boys
The Obligations
Slug trail
Obligatory Response
Livestock
Hospice Birth
The Headlights
The Bedbugs
Ramblings
The Complaint Department
Vent
The Desert Sea
The Weapons
Life Blood
Still Wind
The Zip Ties
Liquid Smoke
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/09 02:49 AM

The Dockery Plantation
Aardvark Ratnik
The Bees Knees
Bad Bob and the Killer Albinos
Cornfed Beef
Pork Chop Hill
Cat Meat Pie
Froglegs
The Sugar Beats
Fast Eddie
Georgia Sam & the Roving Gamblers
King Louie
Power Putt
Real Winners
The Non-Users
Bryan Broom & The Sweepsters
Trashman Superstar
The Bomb
The Post-It Notes
Foreign Exchange Mechanics
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/09 10:23 AM

Jack Bauer To The Rescue.
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/09 10:31 AM

A friend (keys player from back in the day) put this phrase in an email (about his life...) and then commented that it would be a good album title. I agree, but might also make a fine band name for a jazz band (Phil - just in case..grin)

Turbulent Transition Time
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/09 02:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
Turbulent Transition Time

What's that like? freak
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/09 05:56 PM

Plek Machine
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/09 06:06 PM

Buyer's Remorse
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/09 06:15 PM

Pickup Position Database.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/09 06:59 PM

10 Drummer Band

...oh wait, there's already one called Garbage. grin
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/23/09 10:04 AM

Special Low Introductory Rate.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/24/09 10:47 AM

The Ginny T's
Eye So Late
Lost City
The Emissions
Stunt Man
Mortisha
The Violations
Just Joe King
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 04/24/09 04:57 PM

Natural Smell
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/24/09 05:35 PM

Ham Sandmich.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/24/09 10:10 PM

Dirty Birdie
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/25/09 10:38 AM

Slippery Pete.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/27/09 06:05 PM

Mongo Lloyd
Follicly Challenged
Bowl of Stupid
Frog & Peach
Nautical Mile
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/28/09 10:37 AM

Dan DeLeon and the Weedwhackers.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/28/09 09:34 PM

Trazadone Nightmare

The Chemically-Neutered Playboys

The Drug-Addled Depressives

Excedrin Headache #100

The Pillmongers

The K.C. Hottentots

Plugged Nickel

Lost In Suburbia
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 04/28/09 10:39 PM

Stimulus Package

Hex Core
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 04/29/09 03:50 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Yes Davio


Excellent name thu

Originally Posted By: davio
Originally Posted By: Tom Capasso
Turbulent Transition Time

What's that like? freak


I suffered from TTT two nights ago freak Guess it was the tuna salad ...

Anyone suggest "Rocket Surgery" or "Brain Science" yet ? grin
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/29/09 07:46 AM

Originally Posted By: EddiePlaysBass
Anyone suggest "Rocket Surgery" or "Brain Science" yet ? grin


Looks like you get the prize for first, Ed.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/29/09 09:36 AM

Frequent Bologna.
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 04/30/09 12:13 PM

Fook Me

Austin's Mojo

Rotten Shaggers

Fook You

The Mini Me Review

Scotty Boy

Golden Member

Sorry, watched an Austin Power movie last night.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/30/09 01:09 PM

Science Friction
Hap Hazard
Haley's Vomit
Sexual History
Tease

Wow, no swine flu references yet? Too easy I guess.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/04/09 01:33 PM

The Premarital Sextet
Dairy Air
Slop Sink
Crapola
Stinky Cheese
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 05/04/09 01:36 PM

Pulled Pork
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 05/04/09 01:36 PM

Shankapotamous
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/04/09 09:27 PM

Pokerface

Groundpounders

The VMZ (Vicious Monster Zombie) Band

Bughouse Bob & The Exterminators

K.C. Fats & The Skinnies

Zeke Zebco & The Hookers

Vyta-Man Dee & The B-Complex Boys

Feeb & The Crip Kickers

Sonic Bume'

Kid Twist & The Shouters

Feetlebaum
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/04/09 09:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
Shankapotamous


Ravi Shankapotamus?
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 05/04/09 10:52 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
Originally Posted By: Paul K
Shankapotamous


Ravi Shankapotamus?


Could be. I was thinking more along these lines:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhhEdDNWl6I

I know...too much TV.
Posted By: Davo-London

Re: Name my band! - 05/05/09 06:15 AM

The Other Band
The Also Reigns
Cosmic Anomoly
Sly and the family throne

Phil: is there no end in sight?

Davo
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/05/09 10:02 AM

Murky Soup Contingent.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 05/05/09 11:00 AM

Pie Hole

Corn Hole

No Holes Barred
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 05/05/09 11:27 AM

By Accident
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/05/09 12:05 PM

Alloy
The Bus
Scratch
Soop
The Lively Bastards
Slumber
Saggy Flesh
Sup Fool
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 05/05/09 01:10 PM

Other White Meat
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/05/09 03:14 PM

Brutally Frank
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 05/05/09 10:39 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Mongo Lloyd


That's the one~!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 09:38 AM

The Frosty Mugs
Witches Nipple
Go Time
Two Floggin Beats
Mine
The Keep
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 11:15 AM

Safe Rex
Bug Eyes
Son Burn
The Norm
Peril
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 11:24 AM

Buckered Putthole
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 11:55 AM

The Perishables
Plastic Organic
Sherbet
Bark
The Love Bloat
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 01:39 PM

Sloppy Joe and the Manwiches.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 02:08 PM

Moss
The Non-Threatening Rock Stars
Rats with Wings (not a double bill)
Stool Pigeon
The Floaters
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 02:17 PM

This thread is getting close to the most replies ever award.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 02:41 PM

Not Chicken
The Human Beans
Sludge
Love Tap
The Optics
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 02:48 PM

Fallen Idols
The Bles-sed Bovines
Cheap Suit
Rust Bucket
Quazie Motive
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 04:10 PM

Punchy the Goat.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 04:37 PM

Clean Slate
Surrogate Brother (I may have used that one before)
The Cavity Creeps
New Old Stock
The Happy Pills
Zoom
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/09 10:15 PM

Body Cavity Search

Random Drug Test

Opera Punkers

Pucker Time

Gravedigger's Hunch

The New Shooze Blues Band

Getty's Benefit

Saklunch

Yuppie Puppies
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/08/09 10:08 AM

Negativity and Spite
Wet Mutz
Chalk outline
Sperm Count
Mars Capone
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/08/09 01:56 PM

Wind Sock
Elixir
Nectar of the Gods
Polly & Esther
Steamy Pile
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/08/09 02:29 PM

Frost My Cupcake.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/09/09 09:15 AM

The Cakes

The Egg-Suckin' Dawgs

The Gravy Trainers

Carter's Little Liver Pills

The Pain-Train
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/10/09 12:56 PM

Helmet Hair Posse.
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 05/10/09 07:50 PM

Just yesterday a friend suggested as a band name "Two Gurus In Drag."
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/10/09 08:30 PM

Colossal Squid

C. Nile DeMencha & The Mack Grandaddies

The Whackadoos

Yoda & The Yaddas

Inflatable Date

The Sickies

The Flaunted
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/11/09 01:47 PM

Eye Deal
Ghost Fire
Psycho The Rapist
The Shenanigoats
Diddly
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/11/09 04:25 PM

Tell No One.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 12:48 AM

Tuhlevery Wun

The Oldschool Newjackers

The Newjack Oldschoolers

Wheed

Stickiness

The Baltimore Bugzappers

Blackie Whitehead & The Blemishes

Bedpan Command

Turner

Poppa Smurf Gotsda Blues
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 11:23 AM

Mother's Little Helpers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 02:07 PM

Cleo Risil and the Unsightly Teenage Blemishes.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 02:26 PM

The Prison Barbers
The Substitute Chemistry Teachers
The Nearsighted Gynecologists
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 02:28 PM

2 Girls 1 Cup
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 02:39 PM

Yuck.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 04:59 PM

The Sauce
Zero Tolerance
Stash
Burton Earny
Montezuma's Revenge
Toasted Nuts
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 05:22 PM

The Teabaggers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/09 06:58 PM

Les Intestun & The Gutless Wonders

Testicular Challenge
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/13/09 08:39 AM

Wo Ist Monica?
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 05/13/09 03:32 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
Les Intestun & The Gutless Wonders

Testicular Challenge


So what is that about? "I'm going to take my balls and go home??"
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/13/09 05:15 PM

O'Potomus
Moist & Delicious
The Challenge
Kyster
Ka-Boom!
The Middle
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/13/09 10:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson
Originally Posted By: picker
Les Intestun & The Gutless Wonders

Testicular Challenge


So what is that about? "I'm going to take my balls and go home??"


It started out as "Testicularly Challenged", but I was going for a more "present tense", as it were...
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 05/13/09 11:18 PM

Originally Posted By: getz76
The Teabaggers


This thread can end now. thu
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/14/09 01:28 PM

No It Can't.
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 05/14/09 11:21 PM

I had to bring these over from my audition rant in another thread. I used actual band names that I had paraphrased to protect the guilty:

Impolite John
Constrution Material
Old Tires
Dark Glasses
Unable to Distinguish Between Red and Green
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/15/09 10:05 AM

Dirty Girls
Reboot
Money Shot
Napoleon in Rags
Median
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/15/09 11:48 AM

Set Phasers On Stun.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/15/09 12:36 PM

Women in Drag
Beast of Evil
Devils Hound
The Natives
Black-Light Revelation
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/18/09 10:35 AM

Pomp and Circumstance.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/18/09 01:34 PM

Monstrosity
Bakers Dozen
Sorcerers Stew
The Pints
Master Plan
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/18/09 03:36 PM

The Food Stampers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/18/09 04:14 PM

Sgt. Neutral.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/19/09 11:48 AM

The Trots
Mighty Fluff
Might As Well
Buzzkill
Moose
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/19/09 02:58 PM

Sloppy Sunday.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/09 09:09 AM

Pig-Face

Hornswoggle

Bamboozle

The Looney Tuners

The Irish Ejector Seat

Death By Marshmallow

Kickin' To Kill

2-Mean

Stump-Jump

The Former Babybumps
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/09 09:12 AM

...sigh...

Guitar player #1 shot down the "Aja-Vu" name. So we are (yawn....) "Do It Again".
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/09 10:25 AM

Really? Does Guitar Player #1 have total veto power?

Worm God Trilogy.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/09 01:56 PM

Pinhead
The Haze
False Rain
Bloated Corpse
Sinister Chuckle
Trans Sister (headed by a guy in a nun's habit)
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 05/21/09 09:02 AM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Really? Does Guitar Player #1 have total veto power?



The swing vote on the Supreme Court (guitar #2) didn't care one way or the other. I could have persevered, but I chose to pick a battle worth winning.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/21/09 11:31 AM

Diphthong (I already used Dangling Participle, sorry)
My Privates
The Arguers
Bubbling Crude
Spanknicity
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 05/21/09 11:57 AM

Context
Posted By: dcr

Re: Name my band! - 05/21/09 01:47 PM

Sarcasm grin
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/22/09 04:04 PM

Sexpot
Gravity
Power Cords
Outbreak
Pressure
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/22/09 07:29 PM

Frothy.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 10:01 AM

Buffaload
The Hecklers
Tasty Paste
One Eyed Jack
Bed
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 12:47 PM

Spork Load Propensity.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 12:48 PM

The Spores
The Details
Lucy Goosey
Tar and Feathers
The Zamboni Warriors
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 03:08 PM

Watched Apocalypse Now over the weekend. The Clash used it for as song title, but Charlie Don't Surf would be a good name.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 03:13 PM

Ad Nauseam
The Scalded Dogs
Knickers
Le Douche
The Sickos
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 03:15 PM

The Weedwhackers

Scuttled & Cuddled

The Hoysters

Bay-Bay's Kids

Sneakin' Deacons

Domestic Abuse

Cannon Phodder
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 03:17 PM

Savant
Devoid
The Hacks
Scar Tissue
Trash Talk
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 03:41 PM

Blandie
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/09 03:50 PM

The Pickled Peppers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/29/09 04:59 PM

Flood Pants Referendum.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/31/09 06:52 PM

Keyboard DNA
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/31/09 08:03 PM

Enlarged Prostate.
Posted By: Slinky P

Re: Name my band! - 05/31/09 08:19 PM

you're an enlarged prostate.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/31/09 09:11 PM

Retro-Prog

Rarely Common

The River Sane

Bite Fighter

Two-Time Virgin

The Offscourings
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 06/02/09 09:27 AM

Trollops
The Exception
Downshift
The Crooks
Sibilance
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/02/09 03:11 PM

The History of Underpants.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/02/09 06:23 PM

Sixto

Premarital Sax (horn bands only)

Shame Spiral

Brain Chatter

Underpants Commandos

Radio Flyer

Dead Babies(Alice Cooper cover band)

Macrocephalic Me

Crazy Daze

Buck Nekked

The Unmitigated
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/03/09 01:47 PM

Pull My Finger.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/03/09 03:02 PM

Foe-D-Foe
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/04/09 09:30 AM

Walt Whitman and the Samplers.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 06/04/09 02:26 PM

Futility Closet
The Unjust
SWAG
Citizens Against Smog Horror
Pickled Paw Paws
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 06/04/09 11:42 PM

The Alfred E. Neuman Project
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 06/05/09 05:05 PM

Salt in the Womb.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 06/05/09 05:14 PM

brown noise
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 06/05/09 09:47 PM

No Intentions of Intoxication
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/06/09 10:44 AM

Flop Sweat.
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 06/06/09 10:48 AM

Shout out to Chad:

"My Other Band Sucks"
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 06/06/09 03:34 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Enlarged Prostate.


On a two band show followed by the band Flow Max!

Wally
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 06/06/09 04:05 PM

Jazz Hands Guillotine

(Yes. Slow day at work today.)
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/07/09 09:05 AM

Musical Cheese

Bad Bob & The 'Bynos
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/07/09 01:37 PM

Red Lobster Sect.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/07/09 11:21 PM

The Runt of The Litter Band

The Villains

The Good Badguys

Master Cylinder & The Blown Seals

Insidious Ant
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 06/08/09 09:54 AM

Black Mirror
Warning
Lost Souls
Purple Green and Black
Unstable
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/08/09 01:28 PM

Dr. Brown and the Flux Capacitors.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 06/08/09 03:54 PM

Wicked Trip
Tossed Aside
Your Wren
The Flawsome Fellows
The Curmudgeons
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/09/09 03:10 PM

Puss 'N Boots.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/10/09 05:15 PM

Rude Poodle.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 06/11/09 01:44 PM

An Act of Cod
The Flukes
Scalding Oil
Pinch & Dash
Diabolical Dwarfs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/12/09 10:44 AM

Though I Do Like Melons.

From my buddy Steve on IM just now.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/13/09 08:09 PM

Semolina Pilchirt & Stupid Bloody Tuesday
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/14/09 01:34 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
Semolina Pilchirt & Stupid Bloody Tuesday


Wow, random.

Bossy Linda.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 06/15/09 01:21 PM

Imaginary Friend
Ass Hysteria
Slightly Irregular
Gigglestick
Key Mo
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 06/15/09 03:39 PM

Budding Geniuses
Blooming Idiots
Average Flower Children a/k/a Mediocre Pansies

Me, I'm a late bloomer....
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/15/09 03:52 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Originally Posted By: picker
Semolina Pilchirt & Stupid Bloody Tuesday



Wow, random.


Actually, it's from "I Am The Walrus", one of John Lennon's attempts at arty lyrics.

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I'm crying.



Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.



Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.

I'm crying, i'm crying.

I'm crying, i'm crying.



Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.



Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the english rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.



Expert textpert choking smokers,

Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty,

See how they snied.

I'm crying.



Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.

Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.

Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo."
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 06/17/09 02:09 PM

Fooze Ball
Hypno Toad
Thunderpants
Blank
Malady
Scorched Earth
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 06/17/09 02:53 PM

Elementary Penguins
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 06/17/09 03:34 PM

The Goombas

Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/17/09 10:11 PM

Pudding Pirate Parade.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 06/18/09 03:18 PM

The Tunnel Rats
The Tangelos
Crass Men
The Stank Brothers
Moose A Leiny's Head
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/19/09 03:20 PM

Slappin' Ross.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/22/09 08:21 PM

Putsum Stankonit & The Dead Skunks

Ike & The Tina Slappers

Trout Fishing In Antartica

The Dale Bozzio Appreciation Society

Photographic Mamary

Silence Nogood

The Exhumers

and for a really evil satanic death metal band...

Lawyers Unleashed
Posted By: crusie

Re: Name my band! - 06/23/09 06:39 AM


<insert anything> of doom

the band formerly known as ?

twilight

and the hardcore one - drum roll please!

...
hot n' tod pisspot swingers!
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 06/23/09 10:35 AM

Johnny Latke and the Kreplachs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/23/09 01:56 PM

By Grabthar's Hammer.
Posted By: GuitarPlayerFL

Re: Name my band! - 06/24/09 08:52 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Rude Poodle.


There actually was a band in this area in the 90s named Brutal Poodle. laugh
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/24/09 09:52 PM

The Keelhaulers

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

The Denizens

Cheezy Knees

Robot Shooz

Effluvia

The Good Badguys

Hall Monitors Gone Wild
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/28/09 06:30 AM

The Approaching-Avoiders

The English Tooters

Saturday Night Bugstomp

Foul Owl

Hooties Two-fers

Froggy's Magic Twanger

The Gang

Falling Through the Crax

The Twits

The Rice Burners

Re-four-med Hookers

Barbeque Bob & the Ribs

The Incredible Stinking Men

The Squealers

Crazy Dazey

The Giggers

Distemper

Gabby Haze

Killum Ahll

Slikazz A. Gutt

The Tankers

Chicken Charlie & the Cowards

The Real Wieners

The Chalk Doctors
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/29/09 09:36 AM

Mikey and Pop Rocks.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 06/29/09 09:49 AM

Cap'n Trade
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/02/09 03:10 PM

Welcome To The Lowdown.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/04/09 04:01 AM

Lowlife Parade

Brad Pitt & The Pendulums

Dread & The Nots

The Snoids

Yoogonna Eetdat

The Enfiladers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/08/09 04:57 PM

The Purple Berries
The Brass Ones
Sham
Lazy Eye
Zipties
The Mogs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/08/09 05:08 PM

Invisible Boy.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/10/09 02:59 PM

Reset Button
Spackle Monkeys
Corn Shoot
Thumb Tax
Squishy Pants
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/10/09 08:21 PM

The Mongo Sheiks

Suicide Jump

Slop Jockeys

Purse Snatchin' Daddies

Rilly Gud

Footprints On The Ceiling

Bad Men Walking

2Much2Soon

The L.A. Balloon Squad

The Grand Coolies
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/13/09 05:01 PM

The Devil Himself
Palm Sects
Dingus
The Bed Bugs
Crawling Home
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 07/13/09 05:23 PM

The Who Started This Back Ups
The Somebody Punch Him In The Faces

wink
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 07/13/09 06:45 PM

I kind of like "davio and teh destroyerz"
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 07/13/09 06:54 PM

Thanks for helping the situation, Bri-man.
Posted By: ...

Re: Name my band! - 07/13/09 07:00 PM

"Help" is my middle name.
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 07/13/09 08:30 PM

Tina the Llama

Uncle Rico
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/13/09 09:55 PM

If I Could Go Back In Time.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/14/09 09:17 AM

The Filthy Horse
The Weirdos
Strange Bedfellows
The Miserable Mob
Stoic Chicken
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/15/09 09:11 AM

Mom's Meatloaf
Fair Game
Baltic Avenue Hotel
Cheese On Rice
Miss Information
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/16/09 07:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Tater Nuts
I kind of like "davio and teh destroyerz"


How about
the Davio Destroyers?

IF you don't like it, don't read it, Brah D.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/16/09 09:32 AM

Men From Nantucket
Downshift
Animal Husbandry
Look!
Indifference
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 07/16/09 12:15 PM

If a band is to have my name, it must have at least 3 misspelled words in it.

"davio ans teh destroyerz" would work but "the davio destroyers" just doesn't cuit teh mustaed.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/16/09 03:32 PM

The Double-Wide Bimbos
Sploitation
Rabid Kittens
Brownwater
Kicking Amy
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 07/16/09 04:04 PM

Well, misspelling ordinary words to turn them into band names has a long tradition: say, the Byrds or the Beatles.
But the Turtles didn't call themselves the Tirtles, so go figure. What a conundrum... now I'll be up all night pondering this question......
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/16/09 05:39 PM

Without Ruth
Army of Darkness
Fuzzy Pink Nightmare
Furnace
Solid Waste
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/17/09 09:08 AM

Dullard
Demon Seed
Ferocious Angels
Penniless
Lurch
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/17/09 09:16 AM

Dirtbags On Parade

Loaded Magazine

The Poser Hosers

Paper Trail

Burnt Sandwich Weenies

Weedheads

The Skank Bros

Gankin' Gophers

The Groads

Killer Joe

The Chill Pills
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/17/09 09:22 AM

Punkinhead.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/18/09 03:08 PM

El Disgusto

Phyllis & and the Phylly Soul Bros

Badstax

Goatrope-a-dope

The Stump Jumpers

Grumpy Old Men

Prostate Pumpkin

Draggin' The Melon

White Eyes

Waldo's Teacher
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/21/09 12:43 PM

The Amps
Gamma Flow
Discharge
Smandering
Spatial Awareness
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 07/21/09 06:37 PM

The Sterile Burritos
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/21/09 09:10 PM

Crazy Joe & The Hitmen

Badly Bent

The Egg-Suckin' Dogs

King Cool & The Frozen Chosen
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 07/21/09 11:08 PM

The Frozen Chosen. I like that one.
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 07/21/09 11:37 PM

Butch Barney and the Homosaurs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/22/09 09:53 AM

Dance, Mailman, Dance.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/22/09 11:33 AM

Taylor Ham
The Terrible Lizards
She Rock
The Croakalists
Herb Aside
Posted By: Gismo Recording

Re: Name my band! - 07/22/09 12:16 PM

What a fun thread. OK. Here is the best name ever conceived for a jazz band:

Mixing Lydia
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 07/22/09 12:48 PM

Jazz bands have names? Not just the Joe Schmo Quartet etc.?
(yes, I'm kidding.)
But I never heard of a jazz band called the Strawberry Alarm Clock!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/22/09 01:18 PM

Pickled
The Members
Bold Faced Liars
Scorched Earth
The Lookers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/23/09 09:42 AM

***Count Spatula***
Lip Service
Missing Sock
Blood Stained Sheets
Loose Movement
Poor Me (Emo Band)
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 07/23/09 01:06 PM

One spatula...ah ah ahhhh...
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/23/09 02:03 PM

Cissy and Mr. French.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/23/09 06:18 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Lip Service


I'm gonna cop that one, I like it a lot! Good thinkin" bNb.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/23/09 06:23 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Herb Aside


...& the Suicidal Weeds?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/24/09 01:47 PM

Submit
The Oddballs
Grain of Salt
Bloody O'Tool
The Hardly Boys
Bloody Stump
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 07/24/09 01:49 PM

Pulled Pork
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/27/09 12:29 PM

Big Cheese
The Faded Daisies
Thinking Caps
The Chunks
The Besmirched
Mercy Killing
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 07/27/09 01:52 PM

Soup De Jour
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/27/09 03:21 PM

Troubled Asset Relief Program.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/27/09 04:02 PM

Prototype
The Frozen Eyeballs
Callous
Skunked
Liver Lips
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 07/27/09 10:44 PM

Bird 'N The Hand
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/28/09 09:31 AM

The Dirty Dogs

Baggage

Reggae Twist

Foxtrot Golf

Fragile

The Rapper Bums

Dog's Vomit Revisited
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/28/09 12:17 PM

Defibrillator
Scurvy Lot
The Cupcakes
Masters of Disaster
Choke Hold
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/28/09 09:16 PM

Fresh Dirt

The Gavachos

Blabbitt & Grabbitt

Karma

The ATMs

The Junta

Officer Krap

The Balloon Squad

Hired Geeks

The Nematodes
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/09 01:51 PM

Fat Lip.
Posted By: Chewbubba

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/09 02:22 PM

The Tapeworm Diet
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/09 03:42 PM

Flot Sam and Jet Sam
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/09 05:05 PM

Litthp
Bubblin' Crude
The Remotes
Marcos Silly Pants Band
Soul for Sale
The D.B.'s
No Parking
Class? Anyone? Class?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/30/09 01:41 PM

Full Frontal Nudity.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 07/30/09 04:49 PM

The Sex Toys
Squelch Control
Watch Him Die
The Dern Fools
Mrs. Beasley's Glasses
Fake Tan
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 07/30/09 10:25 PM

Uncle Jed's Musket
On Hold
Hold On
Not Mine I Swear
Where's Craig
One a Day
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 07/30/09 10:36 PM

Milkbone Underwear...


DX
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/31/09 08:28 AM

The Crazy Trainers

The Jamaica Jerks

The Redones

The Dawn Treaders

The Back Burner Blues Band

Autobahn Roadkill

Wormwrestle

Worm Food

The Pepper Stuffers

Oxygen Addicts

Flea-bitten Old Coots

Smokin' Trash

Steaming Heap

Heap o' Uriah

The Throttlers

The Snake-Handlers

Scab Labor

Labor Pains

Schoolboy Crushers

Crazy Boys

The Cowpie Stompers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/01/09 06:38 PM

The Artful Carneys

Leon's Back In Jail

Trailer Trash

Moonpye

Dress Blues

Charon's Motorboat
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/04/09 12:15 AM

The Bogtrotters

Bumpkin Chic

The Fibroids

The Tenny-Runners

The Me-Timers
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 08/04/09 12:26 AM

The Bad Haircuts
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/04/09 09:49 AM

The Wicked Crispies

Deaniac Sandwich

The Baddies

Black Banana

Chui Pachuco
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/04/09 10:13 AM

Slaw
Mars Capone
The Usurpers
Object
Bondo
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/04/09 10:32 AM

Smell my finger.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/04/09 11:22 AM

Stinkfist
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/04/09 03:30 PM

Rusty Pole Pieces.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/04/09 11:14 PM

Polevault Carborator

The Brown Notes

Creamcicle Sky

Dunces With Wolves

Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/05/09 09:44 AM

Norman St. John Polevaulter.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/06/09 08:01 AM

Cutta Doh-nut

Squee-Lee Wheeleez

EasyGreess
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/06/09 09:25 AM

Bad Idea
Nature's Call
Public Hares
The Wizard's Sleeve
The Accidents
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/06/09 11:28 AM

The Squeegees.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 08/06/09 11:34 AM

Reynolds Wrap
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 08/06/09 02:24 PM

Wreynolds Rap - Hip Hop Version
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/06/09 04:18 PM

Schmaltzy Cavalier

Macrocephalic Saint
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 08/06/09 09:42 PM

Women For Nixon

Speed Dial

Dusty Keyboard
Posted By: bsg 75

Re: Name my band! - 08/07/09 02:03 PM

I came up with this name for my band a few years ago but no one took it (although a former drummer MIGHT use it for a metal band).

HOMICIDAL DUST BUNNIES
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/07/09 02:50 PM

Power Dump
Handcuffs
The Pubes
Past Tents
Stiff Noodle
Wicked Pickle
(It's been a strange and excellent day)
Posted By: anderz

Re: Name my band! - 08/07/09 07:46 PM

May I suggest:

Disconnected Cables

Almost Aware

Driven by Fire
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/07/09 09:36 PM

Originally Posted By: anderseb
May I suggest:
Disconnected Cables
Almost Aware
Driven by Fire

Welcome to the fun, we look forward to more.
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 08/07/09 10:20 PM

Clean n Sober

Friends of Bills

Mud Puppies

Name My Band
Posted By: anderz

Re: Name my band! - 08/07/09 11:17 PM

Dyed in Tune

The Last Laugh

The Ingenious Master Plan
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/08/09 07:54 PM

Cornbread Crisis

Strange Rangers

The Crashing Bores

The Tummygummers

Bad2Du U-in

Cowboy Up

Ahhh-Ryte

Scramblin' Tortoise

Bucket O'Dudd & The Celtic Misfires

Spicely Bland & Black Pepper

Tricky Wicket

Next Week's Wormfood

Wookin' Pa Nub
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 08/09/09 12:58 AM

Originally Posted By: picker
Wookin' Pa Nub

grin
Posted By: anderz

Re: Name my band! - 08/09/09 09:59 PM

Ozzy's Doom

Counterfeit Supplies

Intentional Mess up

Arpeggios away
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/09/09 10:30 PM

Human Bomb Technique

Daylong Dirtnap

The Scum Puppies

The Dog-Robbers

Improper Fallout

Mighty Whitie & the Albino Blonds

The Fractures

The Frackers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/09 10:24 AM

Picker.
Posted By: OldTuna

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/09 01:01 PM



Booze Noodle.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/09 05:26 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Picker.


Nah, what kind of moron/pinko/fag/eskimo/terrorist would you have to be to use a dumb name like that?
Posted By: bigmacbassman

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/09 08:42 PM

Here's a few my band considered: Painkiller Jane, Cyanide Kiss, Skeleton Key, Mercy Street, Gone Daddy Gone, Guns in the Sky, Shinbone, Medicine Train. Just a few suggestions. Have fun!!
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 08/11/09 12:37 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Picker.


Nah, what kind of moron/pinko/fag/eskimo/terrorist would you have to be to use a dumb name like that?
---------------------
You might just be a wannabe guitar picker.......
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/11/09 12:46 PM

Sub Par
Wood
Phallusy
The Killer Bees
Rusty Zippers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/11/09 03:46 PM

The Lemon Zesters.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/11/09 06:28 PM

The Attidudes.

I win!
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/11/09 08:10 PM

Ukelele Fever
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 02:40 PM

Riff Raff and the Hoi Poloi.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 02:42 PM

Meatloaf, Schmeatloaf, Double Beatloaf
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 02:50 PM

Beatloaf...that sounds like a sweet name for a hiphop group.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 02:53 PM

Or Beetloaf, for the hardcore vegans in the crowd.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 03:00 PM

Or a cover band that plays Killer Tofu and Two Out of Three Ain't Bad?

+
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 05:19 PM

Culture Toilet
Deal Breaker
Pool of Ces
Old Fortran
Burnin' Britches
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 08:09 PM

Not Squat

The Main Squeeze

Taken Short

Scripted Chaos

The Bug Chukkers
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 10:11 PM

Ukelele Phil & the Attidudes!

Well?... well?... Bueller?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/12/09 11:12 PM

Gunko Biloba & The Chondroitans
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/13/09 09:48 AM

The Zingers
Animal In Stink
Natural Disaster
Belly Up
The Evil Monkeys
Posted By: crusie

Re: Name my band! - 08/16/09 07:01 PM

or if it's a duo: Ben over & phard ^^
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 08/16/09 11:42 PM

Apples to Oranges
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 08/17/09 03:05 AM

The Belly Buckin' Daddies
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/17/09 11:21 PM

The Snitch's Stitches
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 08/18/09 01:08 AM

Hollow Point

Bad Apples

Barrel of Monkeys

Milkbone underwear
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/18/09 11:38 AM

Simple Machines
Lick the Bride
Messerschmidt in the Kitchen
The Browsers
Rodeo Junior
Nose Dive
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 08/18/09 01:35 PM

Blue Velvet Tuxedo
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/18/09 05:26 PM

The Lasagna Hogs
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 08/19/09 03:35 AM

Hung Salami
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 08/19/09 10:06 PM

Unsub

Miranda Writes

Specialty Foods
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/20/09 11:09 AM

by request from Jeremy C'

Heinous Trainwreck

The Sons of Homer & Jethro

The Illegitimati

Three Dollar Bill

The Nessie Preservation Society

Trogloditie

The Crow Magnums
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/20/09 12:05 PM

Squirting From Both Ends.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/20/09 01:08 PM

Cork
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/20/09 06:52 PM

Sons of Squirting From Both Ends
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/20/09 06:54 PM

Squirting From Both Ends' Revenge
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/21/09 11:59 AM

The Carbs
Udder Failures
Beast of Evil
Devil's Hound
The Crab Apples
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 08/21/09 05:13 PM

Revenge of the Sons of Squirting From Both Ends
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/21/09 06:20 PM

Escape From The Return Of The Revenge Of The Incredible Shrinking Fathers of The Teenage Were-Gerbil Sons Of The 90 Ft Tall Space Age Mothers Of The Mutant Cycle Slut Daughters Of The Half Insect First Cousin of The Thing From The Planet Of Squirting Cork From Both Ends,

Or, "Mom, Can I Use The Corvair Tonight?",
Part 2.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/21/09 07:48 PM

Island Of Squirting From Both Ends
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 08/21/09 08:19 PM

puddles of squirting from both ends
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 08/21/09 08:20 PM

tales from under the kilt
... a slap-pop-karl tribute band
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/24/09 12:31 AM

The Princes Of Dorkness
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 08/25/09 03:53 PM

Genetic Souffle
Bad Juju
Godd Juju
Butter Face
Inside the Paradigm
Little Kahuna
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 08/25/09 10:14 PM

Shockable Rhythm. Do I win??? wave
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/26/09 09:51 AM

Al Gorithm and the Venn Diagrams.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/26/09 08:53 PM

10 O'Clock Bug Jump
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 08/26/09 11:39 PM

Clash for Clunkers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/27/09 09:13 AM

Flank.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/27/09 01:29 PM

Grafenberg's Mystery (No comments? This is brilliant, people.)
Deuce drop
Infinite Jest
The Tacos
The Clumsy Strangers
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 08/27/09 10:24 PM

Wet Dog Smell
Digital Censor
EKG and the Flatliners
CERCLA and the Superfunds
Late for Dinner
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/27/09 11:29 PM

Flank Speed
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/28/09 01:50 PM

Roach Stomp Kids
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 08/28/09 02:19 PM

Flank Speed Ahead
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/28/09 11:53 PM

Roach Speed Ahead
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 12:10 AM

Roach Flank Ahead
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 07:53 AM

Flankie Avalon

Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 10:32 AM

Depleted-Uranium Magnolias
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 04:04 PM

Roach Flank Roast
Posted By: slap-pop-karl

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 04:46 PM

Originally Posted By: DanYmaL X
tales from under the kilt
... a slap-pop-karl tribute band
Wait till i get shot please razz


Hard Rocking Rabbits!!!! grin
Fluffy Bunny Experience.
Wer cnat speel haha razz
The laughing pomogramit.
Cooling popsicals.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 08:46 PM

Roast Roach Flank
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 10:26 PM

Flankie Goes to Hollywood
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 10:46 PM

Flank Sinatra
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/29/09 11:46 PM

Flank Opening
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/30/09 09:02 AM

Flank Man Walking
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/30/09 12:32 PM

What The Flank
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/30/09 12:39 PM

Moot Bashing
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 08/30/09 12:43 PM

Mooty Vortex

(Sorry Deev, couldn't resist)
Posted By: slap-pop-karl

Re: Name my band! - 08/30/09 01:05 PM

I had a roadworn girlfriend
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 08/30/09 03:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Flank
Mooty Vortex

(Sorry Deev, couldn't resist)

Smartly done.
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 08/30/09 07:13 PM

Carbon Footprint
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/30/09 08:15 PM

Hy-Ossifer
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/04/09 09:36 PM

Flank the Knife
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/04/09 10:57 PM

Crazy-Eyes Margo
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/05/09 03:04 PM

Dipstick Jimmie & the Whackers(doncha just wanna perform a colonoscopy on that guy with his own dipstick?)
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/07/09 06:37 PM

The Venezuelan Goat Yodelers

The Goat Whisperers

The Goat Dancers

The Goats of Tom Joad
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/21/09 05:07 PM

2000th Post, finally.

The Dumb Clucks
Disguise
Thick
Pressure
Ripcord
Billy Club
Grey Matter Density
Cranium
Squeaky Wheels
Duplicity
Hardcore Rex
Buckle Under
Pantsed
Drill 'em and Fill 'em
Fly Curious
Painted Dirt
The Giant Elves
Doctrine
Mothers Milk
The Sissy Marys
Square Wheels
Bison
Broken Glass
Holly's Hiccups
Bastard Child
Loose Lips
Monkey Spank
Mule Kick
The Boston Scramblers
Fright Wig
Gap Tooth Lucy
The Sorted Details
Mungfish
Connected Dots
The Handlebars
The Sock Puppets
Missing Sock
Mandatory Vacation
Van Goghs Ear
Scabbard
Plump & Juicy
Plump & Lucy
The Bearded Ladies
Not Milk
Alter Ego
Panic Button
Auto Focus
The Suspects
Sir Real
Sir Loin
Jasper's Leg
Professor Fink's Creation
The Crazy Legs
Nickle and Dime
Poster Child
The Stepdads
Toasted Greens
Buster Buttons
The Tally Whackers
The Drinks
Colossal Mess
Ample Boosum
Lickity Split
Sausage
The Beggars
Warm Winds
Wacking Day
Fosta Brotha
The Help
The Missing Socks
Built for Sin
The Blitz
The Empanadas
The Help
Flop Sweat
Sponge
Gnaw the Hide
Sticky Pajamas
The Disconnected Heads
Rocket Surgeon
Robots in Love
The Constant Masticators
Scrap Heap
Freight
The Probes
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/21/09 08:55 PM

Floating Head Doctor
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 09/21/09 09:23 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
2000th Post, finally.



Congrats!!!!! That's quite a showing of tenacity.

Oh. Good name for a band. "Nasty Tenacity"

Peace
Paul K
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/21/09 09:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
[quote=butcherNburn]Good name for a band. "Nasty Tenacity"

Peace
Paul K
\

I kinda like Nasty Canasta
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/21/09 09:40 PM

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 09/21/09 10:06 PM

Wasn't that the "Pewtonium 239 Interglactic Space Modulator"? The Earth is blocking my view of Venus.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/09 10:36 AM

Dogs Won't Eat It.
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/09 01:21 PM

Cats won't eat it
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/09 01:23 PM

Fresh Step & the Catbox Guardians!
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/09 08:20 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Dogs Won't Eat It.


Makes a cool acronym;

D.W.E.I.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/09 08:21 PM

Wankel Rotary & The Engines
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/09 09:11 PM

I'm So Glad It's Back.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/09 08:02 AM

Bugs Won't Eat It
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/09 10:27 AM

A bad tribute band... the Dung Beetles!
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/09 12:42 PM

The Dung Beatles
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/09 01:29 PM

The Beatles's Dung?
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/09 01:39 PM

Originally Posted By: davio
The Dung Beatles


Oh yeah, there you go.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 10/05/09 03:05 PM

Minimum Rage
Papas Potatoes
Steering Wheel
Shemp
Stink Eye
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 10/05/09 03:23 PM

The Golden Silvers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/05/09 04:03 PM

The Silver Platters

The Pete Sterne Amateur Hour
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 10/05/09 04:21 PM

Really?!? We almost made it 2 weeks!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/05/09 04:35 PM

You can't stop it, man.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 10/05/09 04:46 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Minimum Rage


I like that one.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/05/09 05:19 PM

The Crunchberries
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/06/09 06:00 PM

Nude Dude.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 10/06/09 06:27 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Nude Dude.


Not a band I'd like to see.




Jenny Italia
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 10/06/09 07:39 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Jenny Italia

For the win!

I'm going to try and talk one of my singers into doing a solo album under this pseudonym.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/06/09 08:49 PM

Pseudonym!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/07/09 10:51 AM

Sue Donym and the Nom de Plumes.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/07/09 06:55 PM

Aliens vs Monsters
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 10/07/09 06:58 PM

John Hall and the Racist Bastards
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/07/09 08:27 PM

The Website Flamers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/11/09 03:24 PM

Crazy Baby
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/11/09 03:24 PM

The Bear Jew's Hair
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/12/09 08:19 PM

Your Own Band's T-Shirt
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/12/09 08:28 PM

The Logo Sluts.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/12/09 09:45 PM

Bag Draggin' Daddies
Posted By: DJR_Bos

Re: Name my band! - 10/12/09 10:21 PM

Gothic Garanimals
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 10/13/09 01:09 AM

That Damn Wildcat
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 10/13/09 05:23 AM

Cut Said Mustard

Don't remember from which thread that came, but I liked it.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/13/09 03:24 PM

That Darn Cat.
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 10/14/09 07:48 PM

Wide to the right.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/14/09 08:27 PM

The Corn Flakes
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 10/14/09 10:37 PM

Miss Granola Suicide and Her Spawn

Fuster Cluck
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/15/09 09:50 AM

Elron and the Hubbards.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 10/15/09 12:47 PM

Toilet Soup
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/15/09 06:42 PM

Soupy Sales & The Sales Men
Posted By: slowfinger

Re: Name my band! - 10/16/09 02:46 AM

How about pinching some book titles:

Virtual Light - by William Gibson
Thirteen Tonne Theory - by Mark Seymour (of the band Hunters and Collectors)
Woken Furies - by Richard Morgan
Broken Angels - ditto (to continue the Takeshi Kovacs theme)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/16/09 09:10 AM

Pinching Some Book Titles.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 10/16/09 12:22 PM

Locker Cheese
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 10/16/09 03:05 PM

Identity Crisis
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/16/09 06:51 PM

The Stolen Identities
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/16/09 06:55 PM

Al Subpoena and the Unindicted Co-Conspirators.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/21/09 07:45 AM

Stikki DiLemma & the Conundrums

Deeg Wayo & the Slit Throats

Tally Banner & The Suicide Bummers

Fy "Bro" Myalja & the Overactive Nerves
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 10/21/09 03:20 PM

This has been named so many times by now that it surely doesn't know who it really is.
"What's our name today?" "Hell, I don't know, flip a coin already."

Maybe: Flip A Coin
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 10/21/09 04:14 PM

Hole in a Cantaloupe
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 10/21/09 04:25 PM

Crease in a Cantaloupe
Kiss by Prince
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 10/21/09 04:29 PM

Carol Vorderman and the Beautiful Big Bottom
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 10/21/09 10:58 PM

Tea bag for Zelda
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 02:21 AM

Flaming Bag-O-Poop
Posted By: DanYmaL X

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 06:31 AM

H1~N1

Broken Petcock
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 10:24 AM

Cock Pit
Buddhist Inquisition
The Curiosities
Philly Sophical
False hope
Car Sonoma Valley
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 10:31 AM

Sober Doberman.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 11:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Jack the Picker
Flaming Bag-O-Poop


See, now you're just trying to inflate your post count.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 01:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
Originally Posted By: Jack the Picker
Flaming Bag-O-Poop

See, now you're just trying to inflate your post count.

...and that's not what this thread is for!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 01:42 PM

And That's Not What This Thread Is For.
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 01:51 PM

Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 05:17 PM

Headshake of Disgust.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 05:32 PM

Downe Lowe & the Higher-Ups
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 05:36 PM

Shake Spear in the Park

Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 05:47 PM

Speare Park and the Shakes
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 08:19 PM

Parke Shakey & The Speared
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 10/22/09 10:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Jack the Picker
Soupy Sales & The Sales Men


Now Jack, you're starting to show your age. Not many of us here even know who Soupy Sales is (uh, was...). Now go get a dollar out of your father's wallet and send it to me.


(zzzat true, or just urban legend?)
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 10/23/09 08:49 AM

OMG. I just saw on the MSNBC crawl that Soupy just died. It's not my fault.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/23/09 09:19 AM

Soupy's Dead -- I Blame Paul.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 10/23/09 10:06 AM

Wow, I hurried to log on here to share the news, but we have some eager beavers here...RIP Soupy
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/23/09 01:36 PM

The Eager Beavers.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 10/23/09 04:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Jack the Picker
Parke Shakey & The Speared


Not necessarily singling you out but why am I always the one cited for silliness on this thread?

Moon Boots
Lip Service
Baby Batter
The Homemade Plastic Avengers
Machete Wielding Midgets
The Gravity Defying Malicious Mammarys
Prenatal Penitentiary
Hugs Not Drugs
Elephant Titus
Gaseous Planet
The Pooper Scoopers
Trousermess
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/23/09 06:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
Originally Posted By: Jack the Picker
Soupy Sales & The Sales Men


Now Jack, you're starting to show your age. Not many of us here even know who Soupy Sales is (uh, was...). Now go get a dollar out of your father's wallet and send it to me.


(zzzat true, or just urban legend?)


It's true.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/23/09 06:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
Originally Posted By: Jack the Picker
Soupy Sales & The Sales Men


Now Jack, you're starting to show your age. Not many of us here even know who Soupy Sales is (uh, was...). Now go get a dollar out of your father's wallet and send it to me.


(zzzat true, or just urban legend?)


It's true. Did you know that Hunt & Tony Sales, 1/2 of David Bowie's band Tin Machine, were Soupy's sons?
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 10/23/09 11:10 PM

I knew of them, Hunter, did. I didn't know two of them did.
Good ol' Soupy. The only guy to pie-in-the-face Sinatra and live to tell. White fang and Black Tooth ruled!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/24/09 09:41 AM

Pie In The Face Sinatra.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/24/09 10:15 AM

White Fang & Black Tooth
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 10/24/09 11:22 AM

Father's Wallet
1/2 of David Bowie's Band (just don't ask us to prove it)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/25/09 01:18 PM

The Serious Musicians.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 10/28/09 10:35 AM

The Neo Fights
De Facto
The Deranged Sex Addicts
Torture
Loafa
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/28/09 10:54 AM

Ms. Teri Meet & the Loafers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/28/09 10:56 AM

Firehat
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 10/28/09 11:55 AM

Submarine
The New Fangled Antiques
Plastered Paris
The Hoagies
Scuttlebutt
Stinky Finger
Blast
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/28/09 05:19 PM

the Cold Shooters

Conk

The Hateful Lovers

Schadenfreude
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/29/09 03:43 PM

Punk Sandwich.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/29/09 08:46 PM

Okay,I want to propose a slight turn here. A friend of mine needs a name for modern country band. What have we got for him?
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 10/30/09 12:41 AM

Originally Posted By: Jack the Picker
Okay,I want to propose a slight turn here. A friend of mine needs a name for modern country band. What have we got for him?

No







There was a prog band called Yes so I think it's only right that there be a modern country band called No.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 10/30/09 09:40 AM

The Hicksters
The Whiskey Tumblers
Pickup Truck Limousine
The Down Home Folks
The Friendly Dogs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/30/09 11:37 AM

The SophistiHicks.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/30/09 06:26 PM

The Crawdaddies
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/30/09 06:41 PM

When Cousins Marry.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/31/09 10:46 AM

The Stormcrows
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 11/01/09 12:21 AM

Longpigs
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 11/02/09 02:39 AM

Hootin n Hollerin
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/02/09 12:15 PM

The Bitter Clingers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/03/09 11:36 AM

Aw Hell No
Terlet
Mischief
The Flying Squirrels
The Pointed Hats
Creator
Leader Beans
The Alpha Beta Bots
Pile
Echelon
Submit
Posted By: Bottom End

Re: Name my band! - 11/04/09 03:52 PM

PAul and the Soupy Sales Voodoo Doll Death Squad?

The Full Grown Men

Skip Town and the Boardinghouse Band

Czero and The Czars (not mine, but worth repeating)
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 11/04/09 04:50 PM

Clothing Optional
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/04/09 05:43 PM

Functional Pumpkin Hat.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/04/09 05:51 PM

Nuedul Zelotte & The Waist of Time
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/04/09 06:17 PM

Shovel
Vicious Assault
Under Moonlight
Severed Corpses
Dismembered
Splatter
Grey Matter
Brains In A Basket
Basement
Shallow Grave
Odd Smell
Loner
Hidden Evidence
Repeat Offender
Unclean
Don't Tell
No More Neighbors
Peace & Quiet
Next Victim
Batter Up
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/05/09 04:14 PM

The Basketcases

Bugstomp Nooner

Marshall Arts & Painted Police

Deputy Dawg & The Muskie Rappers

Roller Derby Wong & The Chinese Checkers
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 11/05/09 04:26 PM

All The Don'ts
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/05/09 08:36 PM

God or Dog, You Decide.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/07/09 05:02 PM

Scrubbing Bubbles

Crazy Daizy & The Flower Children
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/07/09 07:12 PM

Suzy and the Slopsicles.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/07/09 09:03 PM

The Emperor's Old Groove

Mork Owbell & The Bangers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/08/09 01:57 PM

Creative Impedance
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 11/08/09 08:07 PM

Creative Impotence.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/09/09 11:05 AM

Little Sumpin Sumpin
Mutants
Granny Panties
The Hormones (all female Ramones tribute band)
Busted Watch
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/09/09 12:30 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn

The Hormones (all female Ramones tribute band)


Okay, that's good. thu
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 11/09/09 03:20 PM

The Whoremoans

Sorry. Couldn't help it.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/09/09 05:50 PM

The Uplooking Sheep
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 11/09/09 06:01 PM

I don't get it, Mike, what are the sheep looking up?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/09/09 06:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson
I don't get it, Mike, what are the sheep looking up?


It's a reference to a science fiction novel by Phillip K. Dick called "The Sheep Look Up", possibly the most depressing sci-fi novel ever written.

Another PKD ref; The Electric Sheep
Posted By: Gismo Recording

Re: Name my band! - 11/10/09 12:51 PM

What do you get when you mix a Robin Williams movie with a Monty Python skit?

Dead Parrot Society
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/10/09 10:49 PM

What do you get when you mix a Johnny Depp movie with a Robin Williams movie?
Dead Pirate Society
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/11/09 01:09 PM

Swish and Spit.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/09 04:58 PM

The Thread That Will Never Die
9 1/2 Lives
The Energizer Bunnies
Too Much Of A Good Thing.........
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/09 10:03 PM

Eric and the Iversons.
Posted By: PocketGroovesGSO

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/09 10:45 PM

Hello, my name is __________.

Swine Flu

Perring Muts

The Politically Correct

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Muse Sickle

Stood
Mis
(a play on "misunderstood")
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/13/09 09:10 AM

The Politically Corrected

The Rear Windshield Buggz
Posted By: PocketGroovesGSO

Re: Name my band! - 11/13/09 02:47 PM

Alvin and The Monks

The Four (headless) Horsemen

Monkeydogs

TBA (To Be Announced)
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/14/09 08:25 AM

Sharpest Tools In The Box(NOT!)

Chipmunk Chic

The Robot Commandos

Chaplain Charlie & A Few Marines
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/14/09 12:19 PM

Fembot Frenzy
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/14/09 04:44 PM

The Magna-Toods

The Magnet-oods

The Magma-Toods

The Magna-Doods

I think I see a pattern forming here...
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 11/14/09 10:16 PM

Iguana Iguana
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/15/09 07:13 PM

The Double-back Back-Bacon Band.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/16/09 10:00 AM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Eric and the Iversons.


Now THAT'S a band name to be reckoned with!
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/16/09 10:03 AM

Archie & The Bet-eees
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 11/16/09 11:33 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
...Granny Panties...
This may be my all-time favorite of all 54 of these pages.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/16/09 01:01 PM

Gluteus Maximus
In Between
Funky Chunk
Three Lumps
The Corn Cobs
Slow Children
Vastly Minute
The Dangling Angles
Speedy Delivery
The Mercy Buckets
Fried Cheese
Disciplinary Action
Feast of Pain
The Nut Cases
The Crusty Old Men
Wholly Guacamole
The Whispering Eyes
White Bread
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/16/09 02:55 PM

When Blue Cheese Goes Bad.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/17/09 06:20 PM

Warmed-Over Yogurt

Gurt & the Yo-Yos

The Cads

The Blackguards

Ratt Finkk and the Spoilers

The Burd Turglers
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 11/18/09 12:09 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Eric and the Iversons.


Now THAT'S a band name to be reckoned with!


It DOES have a certain ring to it... LOL. Seriously, I'd love to be in a band with my little sister the flautist. My nephew, the bassist, I'm not sure about... though doubtless he's much better than he was last time I heard him!

No other family members alive that are musical. Maybe they could tell JOKES....
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/18/09 01:28 PM

The Pickled Nipples

(yes, I'm violating the rule for the third time)
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 11/18/09 01:41 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Pickled Nipples

(yes, I'm violating the rule for the third time)


The Incorrigibles

Peace,
--s-uu
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 11/18/09 01:51 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
(yes, I'm violating the rule for the third time)

There are rules here?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/18/09 02:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson
Originally Posted By: picker
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Eric and the Iversons.


Now THAT'S a band name to be reckoned with!


It DOES have a certain ring to it... LOL. Seriously, I'd love to be in a band with my little sister the flautist. My nephew, the bassist, I'm not sure about... though doubtless he's much better than he was last time I heard him!

No other family members alive that are musical. Maybe they could tell JOKES....


You don't have to be literal about it. The Ramones weren't really brothers with the last name "Ramone."
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 11/19/09 12:28 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
When Blue Cheese Goes Bad.


That's much more of a name for a record, not a band.

....should we start another thread?
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 11/19/09 05:24 PM

Nukuler Texas
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 11/19/09 05:44 PM

Chugging Drano
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 11/19/09 06:04 PM

Chugged Drano
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 11/19/09 06:33 PM

Pucker Factor
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 12:26 PM

Cheap N Nasty
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 01:31 PM

Originally Posted By: _Sweet Willie_
The Incorrigibles


The Encouragables
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 01:57 PM

Granny Grunt
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 02:33 PM

Lets see....looking through the lastest pamphlet from BlueCross/BluesShield:

The Living Skin Equivalents


(Granny Grunt? Really?)
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 02:41 PM

Dead Skin Equivalents
Logical Comparison
Monday Morning Quarterbacks
Interactive Applications
Surveillance Memos
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 04:05 PM

Gadflies of (wherever you're from)

Not wishing on you the fate Socrates suffered!

Horseflies of (ditto)
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 05:29 PM

Anatomically Correct
Fire Retardant
The Flame Throwers
Splendid Mess
Auntie Freeze
Scabs Of Youth
Yes Officer
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 07:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
(Granny Grunt? Really?)


A phrase from the daze of my very young youth. The thunder was her dropping her apples on the roof of sky...
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 07:59 PM

Fountains of Butterbeans
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 08:44 PM

Plutonium Motel.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 11/24/09 11:32 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
Originally Posted By: Paul K
(Granny Grunt? Really?)


A phrase from the daze of my very young youth. The thunder was her dropping her apples on the roof of sky...


Um....are you saying she was your first?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/25/09 12:26 AM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
Originally Posted By: picker
Originally Posted By: Paul K
(Granny Grunt? Really?)


A phrase from the daze of my very young youth. The thunder was her dropping her apples on the roof of sky...


Um....are you saying she was your first?


Not sure how you'd get that from apples dropping on the roof of the sky...you must be highly metaphorical.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 11/25/09 11:08 AM

Originally Posted By: picker
Originally Posted By: Paul K
Originally Posted By: picker
[quote=Paul K](Granny Grunt? Really?)


A phrase from the daze of my very young youth. The thunder was her dropping her apples on the roof of sky...


Um....are you saying she was your first?


Not sure how you'd get that from apples dropping on the roof of the sky...you must be highly metaphorical. [/quote]

I dunno. Whenever thunder is connected with other things that make no sense, it's usually about sex.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/25/09 05:00 PM

The Takers
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 11/27/09 12:17 PM

Dig Bigpals.
Posted By: Newf

Re: Name my band! - 11/27/09 04:30 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
When Blue Cheese Goes Bad.


Like Zappa?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/27/09 06:46 PM

Spoiled Yogurt
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 11/27/09 10:30 PM

Too Much Turkey
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/28/09 02:40 PM

Tess Ticles and Right In The Junk.
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 11/28/09 05:00 PM

The Phil Wain Trio.
The Phil Wain Quartet.
The Phil Wain Quintet.
The Phil Wain Jazz Ensemble.

Well, you get the idea.smile
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 11/28/09 09:33 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Tess Ticles and Right In The Junk.


Simpler is better:

"The Junk"
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/29/09 02:59 PM

The Crumb Cakes
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 11/29/09 05:14 PM

Finger Tight Test
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 11/29/09 05:34 PM

Finger Fight
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 11/29/09 07:21 PM

Finger Fight Fest
Festive Finger Fight
Fighting Finger Fest
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/29/09 07:45 PM

Smell My Finger.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/29/09 11:35 PM

Foreign Fingers

Dreamwreckers
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 11/30/09 12:39 AM

Pull My Finger
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/30/09 10:53 AM

Finger Food.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/30/09 01:49 PM

Turkey of the Sea
Does Not Compute
Miso Honey
Scrapple
The Screamin' Trees
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 11/30/09 04:32 PM

One Key Wonders
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/30/09 06:01 PM

Wonder What Key?
Posted By: Newf

Re: Name my band! - 11/30/09 06:04 PM

Solo Key Boogie
Posted By: davio

Re: Name my band! - 11/30/09 06:23 PM

Front Door Key

Front Dorky

Nerd Facade
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/30/09 10:23 PM

The Eric Iverson Experience.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/01/09 07:29 PM

My Eleventh Bass

Turnbuckle

Prester John
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/02/09 04:28 PM

That Confounded Bridge
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/02/09 05:31 PM

Picker's Stripper Pole.
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 12/02/09 10:14 PM

Picker's Pole and the Random Stripper Experience
The Co-Inky-Dinks
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/03/09 05:43 PM

Emotionally Stable, Mentally Balanced Clown Posse.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 12/03/09 05:55 PM

Microtonal
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/03/09 06:05 PM

Anatomically Incorrect
The Oar Derves
Jazz Hands
Mr. Bumble
Mischief
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/04/09 10:46 AM

Sanity Clause
Upgrade
Diabolical Peach
Half Nelson
The Fellas
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 12/04/09 01:34 PM

Dog Penis
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 12/04/09 05:10 PM

Weekend Warriors
Sunday Morning Quarterbacks
Dilettantes and Wannabes
The Has-beens and Never Wases
Capybara (biggest rat, sorry "largest rodent" in the world) and the Pied Pipers
Dream On, Suckers

PS One of you guys mentioned "the Eric Iverson Experience" - do I look like I'm from Seattle to you? Not that I don't like Jimi!
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 12/05/09 10:40 PM

Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/05/09 11:08 PM

The Buggs

Bugsy Seagull

The Humbugs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/06/09 04:34 PM

The Humbuggers.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/07/09 04:31 PM

The Two Hump Camels
Paper Route
Pleasantly Plump
Plastic Bag
Crap Shoot
Scarred for Life
Noticeably Different
Cross Hairs
Barbed Wire Bassinets
Skip Two My Lou
No Vacancy
Strapped for Cash
Flogging Mr. Ed
The Usurpers of the Thrown
Paid Leave
The Blistering Missus
Crime Spree
Low Tide
The Hole Bunch
The Doodie Heads
Criminally Insane
Herb Aside

Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/07/09 05:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson


PS One of you guys mentioned "the Eric Iverson Experience" - do I look like I'm from Seattle to you? Not that I don't like Jimi!


That was me. You know, you CAN over-analyze this stuff.

Clean Off The Patina.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/08/09 10:18 AM

Brain Pain

Off The Downlow

Expensive Crud
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/08/09 10:40 AM

Joy of Rex
The Shleppers
Clown College Rejects
The Inverted Nipples
Trans Parents
Landing Strip
Productive Cough
The Mongrels
Nuts And Bolts
Crime of Nature
Treated and Released
The Terrible Dirigibles
Mystic Mittens
The Pandas
Safety Orange
Low Gear
Bear Knuckles
The Ingredients
The Natural Disasters
The Shades
Shady O'Grady
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/08/09 11:32 AM

Tender Fretting Finger.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/08/09 12:33 PM

Slim Sunny & the Shades
Posted By: shortbastid

Re: Name my band! - 12/08/09 07:39 PM

The Tiger Woody's
The Tiger Would He's
The Tiger Wood Tees
Herbicidal Tendencies
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/09/09 11:33 PM

Herbie Syde & The Weedkillers
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 12/10/09 12:23 AM

I'm going to come back here in a few weeks. Maybe I can be the 100,000th viewer of this thread.

Here's a band name:

The Active Thread
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/10/09 09:01 AM

The 100,000th Viewer

Viewer 100K

The Viewers (all-chick band?)

Back In A Few Weeks
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/10/09 10:51 AM

Avalanche
Cinnamon & Sugar
Hump
The Usuals
The Unusuals
The Flaming Bits
Salamander
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/10/09 11:48 AM

Tiger's Skanks
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/10/09 04:17 PM

The Tax Men

The Thieving Government

Bloodsuckers Anonymous
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/10/09 06:03 PM

Pinch Harmonics.
Posted By: shortbastid

Re: Name my band! - 12/12/09 12:01 AM

Doberman Pinch Harmonics...Music that Bites
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/12/09 08:37 AM

Reverend Getz & His Sheepish Flock
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/12/09 11:30 AM

Johnny Complicated and the Contrivances.
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/09 06:54 AM

Constant Band Drama
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/09 06:54 AM

Defend The Existence Of Dream Theater => a D.T. cover band grin
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/09 08:54 AM

Symplexity
Posted By: fingertalkin

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/09 06:57 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Two Hump Camels
Paper Route
Pleasantly Plump
Plastic Bag
Crap Shoot
Scarred for Life
Noticeably Different
Cross Hairs
Barbed Wire Bassinets
Skip Two My Lou
No Vacancy
Strapped for Cash
Flogging Mr. Ed
The Usurpers of the Thrown
Paid Leave
The Blistering Missus
Crime Spree
Low Tide
The Hole Bunch
The Doodie Heads
Criminally Insane
Herb Aside



No Vacancy was the band in the movie school of rock.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/15/09 03:50 AM

The Doodyville 3
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/15/09 02:28 PM

The Assless Chaps.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/15/09 04:35 PM

Chopper Charlie & The Hawgs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 01:10 PM

Picker's Picks.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 03:48 PM

Vee Hickle
Dino Peptide
The Variables
The Scissors (has to be taken)
Hotfoot
Toast
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 05:01 PM

Left Handed Scissors
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 05:12 PM

The Third Option
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 06:51 PM

Tiger's Wood
Posted By: RickPlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 08:40 PM

Rick Fenczik - Solo Bassist
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 09:57 PM

The Body Counters
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 10:15 PM

Red Lobster Sect.
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 12/16/09 11:03 PM

Yup (redneck "Yes" tribute band)
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 12/17/09 03:20 AM

Originally Posted By: jbass1954
Yup (redneck "Yes" tribute band)


I think that would be more "Yep". "Yup" makes me think of New Englanders.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/17/09 08:05 AM

Originally Posted By: jbass1954
Yup (redneck "Yes" tribute band)


I about passed milk and cereal through my nose when I red that.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 12/17/09 03:59 PM

Celebrated Jumping Frogs
Mexican Jumping Beans
Jumper Cables (mostly for my amp when it misfires....)
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/17/09 04:04 PM

Jumping Eric.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/18/09 07:34 PM

Celebrated Eric
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/18/09 08:00 PM

Mexican Iverson.
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 12/18/09 11:12 PM

Originally Posted By: thabottomend
Originally Posted By: jbass1954
Yup (redneck "Yes" tribute band)


I think that would be more "Yep". "Yup" makes me think of New Englanders.

Okay, New England rednecks. Living in Vermont I know many. wave
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/19/09 07:42 PM

The Iced Spiderbites
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 12/23/09 12:03 PM

Surfer Dick and Goat Balls
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 12/23/09 01:32 PM

Rusty's Trombone Band
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/26/09 09:06 PM

Defend This Thread.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 12/27/09 02:19 PM

Milfs Atrophy
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 12/28/09 12:57 PM

Ginger or Mary Anne?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/28/09 01:59 PM

Johnny Mac & The Fusion Eaters
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 12/28/09 02:00 PM

Pop and sickle sticks
Iranian Gasmask
Dream Theater
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/28/09 03:54 PM

The Bad Kind Of Nasty.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 12/29/09 11:24 AM

The Unkempt
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/29/09 01:09 PM

Grey Area
Pixelated Privates
Fraudulent Pecker
Snout
Licked In Stein
Ferocious Halitosis
Turnbuckle
Nifty Keen & Swell
The Warblers
Air Raid
Kosher Ham
Tainted Fist
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/29/09 03:34 PM

The Nasty Kind Of Bad
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/29/09 04:42 PM

Rented Genitals
Mystery Spunk
Auntie Freeze
The Snowballs
Loofah of Death
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/29/09 05:34 PM

Chip And The Shoulders.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/30/09 10:29 AM

White Sugar (hey, you can be pale and funky too)
Dollar store Wardrobe
Horse Power (or Hoarse Power, depending on the singer)
Bare Knuckles
Bear Knuckles
The Fat Babies
Santa & The Presents
Medieval Torture (Huey Louis cover band)
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 12/30/09 11:02 AM

Casper & the Milquetoasts (a heavy metal band, of course!)
Shy and Retiring
Diffidence
Walking On Eggshells
Walter Mitty and the Fantasy World
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/30/09 07:31 PM

Bachman Iverson Overdrive.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/30/09 09:19 PM

Pale & Funky
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/31/09 01:06 AM

The Books

The Projects

The Professional Amateurs

The Amateur Professionals

The Immature Geriatrics

The Ham Slammers

Little Johnny & The Jokes

Airbag
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 12/31/09 12:12 PM

The Crybabies
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/31/09 03:26 PM

Tunzafun

The Fetterman Massacre

Boss Hyjakk

The Dog Catchers

The Sumatran Rats

Hoodat-Hoodat
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/01/10 10:19 AM

Picker's Pickins.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/01/10 06:37 PM

Picker's Chickens

Junior Birdmen

The Ani-Males

Wrong-Way Finnegan and the Helicopter Ejection Seats
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 01/02/10 07:03 PM

New Chapter
Mr. Soul
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/02/10 11:16 PM

The Chavs
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 01/02/10 11:59 PM

The Chavs Nots
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/03/10 10:49 AM

Milkbone Underwear

By the way, if you have to wear milkbone underwear, tell all those dogs to eat your shorts!

Kind of a variation on the whole "if life gives you lemons" thing...
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 01/03/10 11:28 AM

Make It Big
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/04/10 12:28 PM

Mayket
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/04/10 01:20 PM

Technology Soup.

I might use that on a future project, I like the ring of it.
Posted By: DJR_Bos

Re: Name my band! - 01/04/10 01:26 PM

Overtaking the IDIOT
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/04/10 05:01 PM

The Idjit Sticks

The Stick Quizzers

Talk To The Stick

Stick Otto

Stacatto Otto & Short Sharp Shock
Posted By: EZ

Re: Name my band! - 01/04/10 05:13 PM

Broke Dick Dogg
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 01/04/10 11:51 PM

The Optical Delusions

Tube of Goo

Going Going Gone

Illegal Crackback Block
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/05/10 11:28 AM

Moochy Crank.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/05/10 03:17 PM

Thugg Nassti
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/10 11:40 AM

Batteries.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/10 02:55 PM

The Breaking & Entry Band
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/07/10 04:49 PM

Slipped Disco
Cylindrical Meat
Qualifying Heat
Miss Match
Touchy Feely
Master Piece
Shrapnel
The Undernuggets
Frosting
He Ma Toner
(Squirrel!?)
Empty Pockets
Crazy Bitch
Dog Farm
Almost
Scenic Dungeon
Shiver & Piss
He Larry Us
Freedom Fries
Smoking Section
Jean's Ball Room Band
Fried Stuff
Closet Hetero
Foiled Again
Dastardly Deeds
Last Pants
Tackling Dummy
Reverse Cowgirl
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/10 02:17 PM

Mentally Bill
Alien Sex Change
Hundred Watt Bulb
The Previews
Sold As-Is
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/10 03:38 PM

Apropos of Nothing.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/10 03:41 PM

The Rakkitikoons
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/10 04:32 PM

Sidenote: this is no longer a thread; it's a database.

Band name: Sidenote.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/08/10 04:57 PM

Panjandrum & the Full-On Mamajahambas
Posted By: Tom Capasso

Re: Name my band! - 01/09/10 11:24 AM

Originally Posted By: DJR_Bos
Overtaking the IDIOT

This reminds me of when everyone in Stonefly worked together (some employees, some consultants). I wanted to call us Slaves To Idiots, but some of the guys were worried about their careers...

Tom
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/10 01:13 PM

Tom Capasso and the Careerists.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/10 05:26 PM

Kikin Butte & Taken Names

The Ropers

Crazy White Boys

White Chocolate

Honky Funk

Funky Honk

Backwoods Mansion
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 01/11/10 09:23 PM

Sticky Wicket
Cold Cuts
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/10 05:20 PM

The Pennsyltucky Railroad
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/12/10 05:34 PM

New Pink Button
Posted By: Pauly5

Re: Name my band! - 01/13/10 09:15 PM

The Way-Back Machine
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/10 11:45 AM

Originally Posted By: Pauly5
The Way-Back Machine


I actually have a friend whose band was named Peabody and the Waybacks.

Hi, Pauly5 -- you're close by -- I live on the other side of Danbury.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/10 12:02 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Peabody and the Waybacks.



thu
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/10 03:09 PM

The Tad Poles (Hi I'm Tad)
Two-Ply
Your Music
Desperate Cheese
The Puddin' Skins
Inane Drone
The Little Nasties
Benign Growth
Loafers Union
Where Wolf?
Bride of Finkelstein
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 01/14/10 07:53 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn

The Puddin' Skins


razz

I couldn't find the thumbs down smiley.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/15/10 03:42 PM

Thumbs Down Smiley.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/10 03:59 PM

Curve Ball
Rice
The New Bigfoot
The Dark
Dragon's Milk
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/10 04:00 PM

Nameless Band For Clueless Listeners or vice-versa, maybe.......
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/10 04:22 PM

Deep Eric.

Or

Purple Iverson.
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/10 06:05 PM

From Stephen King's book Under The Dome: "The Elephant of Surprise."
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/21/10 07:45 PM

Ripp & The Tearers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/10 02:39 PM

Implied Nudity.
Posted By: Danzilla

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/10 04:33 PM

A Paler Shade of White
Whitest of the Whites
Cornflakes & Milk
Tighty & the Whities
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/22/10 06:45 PM

Albino Black, featuring Mighty Whitey Greene.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/10 01:51 PM

Whitest-Sounding White girl.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/23/10 03:20 PM

More Lemur Than Lemurs

The Demure Lemurs

Lemur Strut

Lemurian Chic
Posted By: Reaper

Re: Name my band! - 01/24/10 01:51 PM

The John Stamos Project
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 01/25/10 11:05 AM

Celebrity Scandals - at least people would be INTERESTED!
The Schadenfreudians (Schadenfreude is German for laughing at the misfortunes of others) - not nice, maybe, but don't all comedians do it?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/25/10 11:13 AM

The Racist Scum
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 01/25/10 04:33 PM

The Kitchen Sink
Loud Whispers
Shake-up Showdown
Why Not?
Initial Here
See Through Shirt
Cerebral Thoughts
The Apprehensives
Sloppy Seconds
Dream Theater
Gangsta Grannies
Swollen Glands
Bad Dates
Fruity Vegetables
Too Many to List
Easily Digestable
Prickly Pete and the Hamptons
Snoopy and the Hamptons
Happily Divorced
God Awful
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/25/10 06:27 PM

My Apology To The Forum.
Posted By: Cthulhu Fhtagn

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/10 12:43 AM

My Apology to _________ ...

Jerry Springer
Montel Williams
Rikki Lake
Dream Theater
Judge Judy
Maury Povich

... or the host of any show that features inbred creatures wearing short-sleeve plaid shirts with bolo ties and having less than eighteen teeth.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/10 09:19 AM

Less Than 18 Teeth
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/10 11:09 AM

Toothless Crones - we'll gum you to death!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/26/10 11:26 AM

Led Iverson.
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/10 02:34 AM

Pimplemoose.

Moose Pimples.

French Grapefruit.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/10 10:40 AM

The Birds And The Bees
Boo Bees
The Heaters
Sex Cauldron
Squishy
Whistler's Brother
The Day Mares
Gelatinous Mass
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/10 01:24 PM

Jerry's Kids
The Ringo Kids
Kid Gloves
Nouveau Geria
Living Stone
Second Childhood
Drunk Tank Commander
Children of the Cornball
Wye-eye
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/10 06:40 PM

Your Mom's Pimp
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/27/10 07:29 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Led Iverson.


Eric Zeppelin?
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/10 01:34 PM

D-Dimers [a medical term, actually, but I thought it sounded cool]

It means a product of fibrin degeneration, so maybe

Fibrin Degenerates

would also work. Since some people think all musicians are Atavistic Degenerates.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/10 03:02 PM

Iversontallica.
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/10 03:18 PM

Four Musicians and a Guy Who Owns a Bass
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/10 05:42 PM

Originally Posted By: thabottomend
French Grapefruit.


Tres bien fait, Monsieur LeFond.

Originally Posted By: Some Other Guy's Mom's Pimp
Four Musicians and a Guy Who Owns a Bass


Another good one. But I think I'd prefer seeing that group over, for example:

Two Musicians and a Guy Who Owns a Bass
One Musician and Some Guy Who Owns a Bass
That Guy Who Owns a Big Guitar Missing a Couple of Strings

My biggest fear that is all too often realized, is that I show up at a gig where the following band is performing:

The Instrument Holders

Peace.
--SW
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/10 06:31 PM

Big Ego and The Other Guys
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/28/10 07:13 PM

The Four String Fondlers
Wutza Chalupa
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/29/10 10:23 AM

Jane's Hot Beef Injection
The Pimples
Glorious Dump
Depth Perception
Depth Charge
Hand Grenade
Jealous Rage
Brick
Crowded Womb
New Sense
Full Contact Chess
The Paws
Bolognese
Attitude Adjustment
Final Breath
Almost Heroes
Fresh Meat
Sensible Shoes
Knees Apart
Arch Enemas
Slammin' Ham
Puppy Mill
Hard Core Kitty Cats
The Sons A Britches
Yeti
Warmth
The Snapshots
The Mike Row Phones
Rebar
Sloppy Seconds
Mystery Date
Yes Means No
Armed & Fabulous
Tragic Flaws
The Alterations
The Creepy Creatures
The Antlers
The Ten Point Bucks
No Pain
Excess Baggage
Fred's Uterus
Psycho Switch
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/31/10 12:07 PM

That Tribute Band.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/10 10:38 AM



The Low Cause Of Nose Draw
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/10 04:14 PM

Cologne Oscar Me
Hal Opinion Yo
Aunt Flo's Visit
Man's Laughter
Transplant
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/10 08:38 PM

Klu Klux Nija
Bathtub Madonna
Flipper Babies
Posted By: Basshappi

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/10 10:29 PM

The Nostrils

I'm starting to notice many repeats, If this is now offically a database it's going to have to be better oganized and cross referenced.
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whistle
Posted By: Ross Brown

Re: Name my band! - 02/01/10 11:48 PM

The Nostrils
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/10 01:09 PM

Not As Good As The Last Band
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/10 01:15 PM

The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/10 01:41 PM

The Seussicals
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/10 02:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Your Mom's Pimp
Four Musicians and a Guy Who Owns a Bass

wave Our new CD's coming out next week!
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/10 02:01 PM

Your Mom's Pimp
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/10 02:02 PM

Graphic User Interface Backoffice Support System
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/10 08:40 PM

Black Squirrel Saturday
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 02/02/10 10:30 PM

Blue squirrel monday
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/10 01:36 PM

Lunchbox Tycoons.
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/10 01:38 PM

You'll Sound Better if We Open for You
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/10 04:17 PM

Fallopian Tube Socks
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/10 04:44 PM

Glory Hole Reunion
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/10 05:19 PM

Howling Douchebag.
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 02/03/10 11:19 PM

Soaked Beans


Wally
Posted By: EddiePlaysBass

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/10 10:09 AM

Physically Active. Just imagine it :

Quote:
Good evening ! We're Physically Active, how 'bout you?


rimshot snax
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/10 10:59 AM

Hell Razor
Terror Me Sue
The Lab Rats
Permafrost
The Bus Stop Bimbo's
I Between I
Cold Pizza
Fault
The Slack Jawed Yokels
Triple Threat
Cereal
Second Flush
Think or Thwim
Meat sauce
Goulash
The Rubbers
Posted By: getz out

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/10 01:20 PM

Green Stool
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/10 02:15 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Rubbers


30 years ago that woulda been pretty cool.

Geez has it been 30 years?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/10 02:18 PM

Originally Posted By: kenfxj
Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Rubbers

30 years ago that woulda been pretty cool.


It's just not safe to rub anyone any more, or keep your shoes dry.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/10 02:29 PM

The Cassingles.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/10 05:15 PM

Banded Mongooses

I was just reading how this critter sometimes grooms warthogs by eating ticks off them, and hunts cobras by biting off their heads.

So we could do a one up on Alice Cooper, who merely bit the heads off chickens....

I refuse to groom warthogs though - too many swine to deal with as it is.
------------
Believe it or not, I DO work for a living! But even mongooses want to be in a good band!

PS Happy Birthday, Alice!
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/04/10 06:22 PM

The Trailer Trashers

The Cosmopolitan Buckeroos

Flamer & The Netiquettes
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/10 11:52 AM

Spike
The Infallible
The Waste Products
Test Tube Babies
Miracle Vision
Twisted Logic
The Yolks
The Little Poisoned Girls
Auto Correct
Radiation
Peter Piper's Pickled Peppers
Perfume
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/10 02:06 PM

The Gin Joint Smokers
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/10 02:41 PM

Picker's Pecker
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/10 03:38 PM

String Noise.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/05/10 03:41 PM

Smooth & the Flat-Wounds
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/10 02:50 PM

The English Majors.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/10 03:19 PM

Grammatically Correct
Split Infinitives
Paradoxes and Metaphors
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/10 03:29 PM

Inaccurate Conception
Ukay
The Fear Mongers
Dog Sweaters
The Perennial Favorites
The Golden Eggs
The Ankle Biters
Hairless Pets
The Immortal Beings
The Mole Esther's
Used Food
The Missus & Hits
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/10 05:18 PM

Por spelers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/10 08:44 PM

Originally Posted By: rizzo9247
Picker's Pecker


I hate to do this, but just can't resist, so forgive me in advance, ok?

"Oh, A BIG band, eh?"

I think I already regret that response...
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/09/10 09:42 PM

The Delusional Bass Players
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/10/10 11:26 PM

The 1/2 Price Cheeseburgers
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/11/10 12:54 AM

Skippy the One-headed Dog
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/11/10 09:48 AM

You'll Get Nothing And Like It!
Posted By: CaptainCutthroat

Re: Name my band! - 02/11/10 12:22 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
Originally Posted By: rizzo9247
Picker's Pecker


I hate to do this, but just can't resist, so forgive me in advance, ok?

"Oh, A BIG band, eh?"

I think I already regret that response...


the door was open for you, +1 for walking thru it. No one else could have done it or would have done it on your behalf!



+1 to the next person that can counter!
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 02/11/10 02:58 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
Originally Posted By: rizzo9247
Picker's Pecker


"Oh, A BIG band, eh?"



No. A solo act.

Peace.
--SW
Posted By: zeronyne

Re: Name my band! - 02/11/10 04:47 PM

With a short set.
Posted By: moot

Re: Name my band! - 02/11/10 06:55 PM

Thumbalina
Posted By: notanonymous

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/10 02:58 AM

Glistening Dick
Posted By: Archytas

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/10 03:42 AM

cleveland steampunk?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/10 10:21 AM

Stevelamd Cleanpunk.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/10 10:55 AM

PunkSteam
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/10 11:07 AM

Not Your Cheese
Healthy Corpse
Up the Download
Argument
The Parents
Shoulder
The Baldies
Organized Lime
Make Out
Blastoff
In Other Words
In Shore Ants
On Time
Dung Degrees
Refill
Busy Signal
Dizzy Signal
Guess What
Square Deal
Pauper's Palace
Don't Talk
Man's Man
The Guys
Squealer
Fireworks
The Witnesses
Trench
Trench Foot
What Gives
The Leapers
How Now
The Good One
The Umpteenth Time
Bless Your Head
The Hippy Chicks
Tried and True
Fried and True
My Side
My Side Cyanide
Next
The Necks
Cord
Chord
Delusional State
Not Sick
Zip and Company
Contractual Obligation
Disarmament
Strangle Hold
Bump
Slow Bump
Preacher
Double Feature
Skinny Gyro
Kabab
Bitch
Bitch Bitch Bitch
The Honey Moaners
Wrong Man
Assimilate
Four Pennies
Prescription
Accumulation
Organ Eyes
Standing
Trap
Aerodynamic Bricks
Custom Design
Overgrowth
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/10 12:55 PM

Dang Butch, do have a backlog of band names or what?
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/10 03:54 PM

Dang Butch
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 02/12/10 03:56 PM

Originally Posted By: notanonymous
Glistening Dick

He was great with Geils.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/10 11:51 AM

Funkslap Mama.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/10 12:13 PM

Butch Dang & The Manly But Mild Curses...
Posted By: _Sweet Willie_

Re: Name my band! - 02/13/10 12:13 PM

Used To Be a Man
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/15/10 08:57 PM

Absorbent.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/16/10 10:53 AM

Originally Posted By: picker
Dang Butch, do have a backlog of band names or what?
I feel I've been rather consistent

Disgruntled Underwear
Permanent Switch
Scum of the Earth
Backne
Subtle Nuance
Search Party
The Geriatric Delinquents
Dog Pile
Larceny
Gunt
Evidence
Negative Influence
Mouse Trap
Dirty Words
Local Legends
The Circumstances
The Queefs
The Parasites
Parasitic Twins
The Wrinkles
A Little Off
Back Seat
The Dead Bolts
The Two Bit Horse
Sinister Plan
Miss Conception
Lip Service
The Belly Buttons
Urban Camouflage
Night Vision
Loose Screws
Game Face
Santa's Sack
Bastard Child
Shallow Grave
The Artful Dodgers
The Gentle Giants
The Jokes
Total Mess
Bucket of Lunch
Two Hands
The Lucky Dogs
The Able Bodies
The Word
The Artificial Limbs
The Cheap Suits
Major Hassle
Funky Chunk
Molten Lava
High Speed Chaste
Buttercream
The Bloop Bloops
Rear Gear
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/16/10 07:01 PM

Wheels Set In Motion.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/17/10 05:59 PM

Hell Toupee
Fruition
The Acid Reflux Experience
The Bumblin' Nuthins
The Whippersnappers
The Touched
The Town Drunks
Official Notice
Sketch
Mangled Digits
The Five Digit Disco
Peace Riot
Turner Head & Cough
Rumblin' Tummies
Pink Belly
Peel Out
Miss Fortune
Baby Bunting
The Pen Island Massacre
The Papers
Whoda Thunkit
The Drips
Left Back
Ye Olde Babies
Posted By: Tim T

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 10:30 AM

---Xtramarital Sextet
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 11:06 AM

Welcome to the Lowdown toolman.

Two Shay
Runner Up
Death Warmed Over
The Paper Bags
The Plastic Bags
Plastic Surgery
The Rags
Office Job
Hot Sauce
Three Hots and a Cot
Three Squares
Double Indemnity
Posted By: Tim T

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 11:26 AM

---Thanks....fine lookin' bunch of folks ya got here.....
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 11:30 AM

Cylindrical Protoplasm.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 12:24 PM

Jewish Penicillin
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 12:51 PM

Mary's Little Lamb
Hump Me Dump Me
Refugee Referee
The Scam
Dumpee Ratio
Emerging Maggots
Dumbfounded
The Rageaholics
Uniquely Mundane
Perspiration
Solid Ground
The Founding Mothers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 12:58 PM

Sven Garlich & The Swedish/Italian Meatballs
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 02:19 PM

Molly and the Ringwalds.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/18/10 03:08 PM

Onrey Platypus
The Jugular
Bologna Skins
The House Pets
Suggestion Box
Nice Driveway
Name Tag & Paper Hat
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 10:03 AM

Pockets of Resistance.
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 10:52 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Nice Driveway


Are you Polish?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 10:56 AM

Polished Polish?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 10:59 AM

Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Nice Driveway

Are you Polish?

Probably. My family represents most of eastern and west Europe, we got around. It's just a traditional toast at family gatherings ever since I could remember. To be honest, I didn't think anyone would get it.

Liquid Moisture
Credit Card
Absolute Power
Absolute Corruption
Snoochie
Man In The Sky
The Pugilists
Intellectual Property
Loserville
The Pony Tales
Hot Tub
Rubber Check
Lead Paint
The Pills
Hint of Danger
Poor and Dumb
Squelch Control
Sweet Coochie Brown
Tardy Slip
Yellow Light
Drinkin' Swill
Cushion Pushin'
The Shin bones
Pit Stop
Clean Restrooms
Very Doable
Sheath
The Turbocharged Turtles
The Migrants
Fresh Water
Pinched Nerve
Sex Oh Clock
My People
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 11:02 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Nice Driveway

Are you Polish?

Probably. My family represents most of eastern and west Europe, we got around. It's just a traditional toast at family gatherings ever since I could remember.

Funny. I'm half Polish, and it's a traditional toast for my family as well.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 04:21 PM

Uh, Plush Asphalt?

Not getting the "Nice Driveway" thing.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Not getting the "Nice Driveway" thing.


It's a play on "nostrovia" used in eastern European languages the same way as cheers would when toasting somthing.

Nostrovia
Meddling Kids
The Tickets
Feast of Burden
Lucky Underwear


Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 06:39 PM

Thanks.

Judd and the Nelsons.
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 02/19/10 07:53 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Not getting the "Nice Driveway" thing.

It's a play on "nostrovia" used in eastern European languages the same way as cheers would when toasting somthing.


Allow me to clarify further: It's "na zdrowie" (pronounced noz dro vee a), meaning "to your health."
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/21/10 02:51 PM

Thanks again.

Judd and the Hirschs
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/21/10 05:59 PM

Judd & the Isshuls
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/21/10 10:01 PM

Creepy Stalkerman & We Heard
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/22/10 11:13 AM

Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Not getting the "Nice Driveway" thing.

It's a play on "nostrovia" used in eastern European languages the same way as cheers would when toasting somthing.


Allow me to clarify further: It's "na zdrowie" (pronounced noz dro vee a), meaning "to your health."


I guess I was wrong again. I just figured everyone was drunk and trying to speak English.

Itching & Burning
Technical Foul
Fat Pants
The Pajamas
Double Threat
The Dubious Duo
Luminous
Translucent
Full Staff
Under Water
The Sleepy Chiefs
Fallen Arches
The Initiation
False Pretenses
Dark Water
Clouded Vision
The Visions
Meltdown
Collaborative Disaster
Top of the Hole
The Bottom Feeders
Penalty Box
Ferocious Beast
Bare Minimum
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 02/22/10 12:35 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Originally Posted By: butcherNburn

It's a play on "nostrovia" used in eastern European languages the same way as cheers would when toasting somthing.

Allow me to clarify further: It's "na zdrowie" (pronounced noz dro vee a), meaning "to your health."

I just figured everyone was drunk and trying to speak English.

Well, there's that.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 02/24/10 11:40 AM

Media Rocket E
Mud Bubble
Crunch Time
Gaseous Planet
Loofah
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/24/10 02:18 PM

Collage Garage.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 02/24/10 04:40 PM

DC Voltage & The Chickenfried Fifteen
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 02/28/10 02:49 PM

Pudding Riot.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/02/10 04:09 AM

The Decaffeinated Coffeetables
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/02/10 10:25 AM

Dee Ked
Dead Panic
The Jyst
The Extinguishers
The Jammies
False Profits
Impact
The Empties
Ditch
Apples and Oranges
Conjugal Visit
Backlash
Backwash
The Teeth
Bite Marks
Eva Dance
Die Nasty
Stupor
Spell Czech
Willful Neglect
Spastic Movements
The Archetypes
Chicken Wire
The Old Stuff
The Choices
The Artifacts
The Mighty Sponges
Grand Chasm
Battle Fatigue
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/04/10 06:04 PM

Wicked You're A Nation
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/04/10 06:35 PM

Velvet Elbow.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/04/10 09:10 PM

Maggot Soiree'

Colonial Colonoscopy

Napalm Shampoo

Heart Like A Cube

Molotov Snowball
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 03/06/10 12:09 PM

CHUCKWAGON O' FUNK
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/10 10:44 AM

Thick Chicken
Tush
The High Knees
The Motives
Dissolved
Ulterior Motives
As Swipe
The Implants
Hot Mess
The Locked Doors
Box
The War Mongers
The Alterations
Almost
The Chores
The Forgotten
Do Not Bend
Bend Fold & Mutilate
Troll Bridge
Lost Lives
Worthy Contender
The Split Infinitives
Paranormal
The Pair of Normals
Trio of Four
Trial By Jury
The Project
Little Giants
The Awful
Meat
Hole Wheat
The Loose Movements
The Super Fiscals
The Universe
Poppy's Field
Wrinkle
Hot Piece
Jilted Lovers
The Talk
Thought Process
The Cookies
The Spoils of War
Such Monsters
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/10 11:24 AM

Little Debbie and the Assorted Snack Cakes.
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/10 11:48 AM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Little Debbie and the Assorted Snack Cakes.
Can tell what you're having for breakfast, j.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/08/10 03:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Little Debbie and the Assorted Snack Cakes.
Can tell what you're having for breakfast, j.


Uh, not really.

Not Really.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/10 12:05 AM

The Skin Jobs

The Crazy Men From China

The Suckered Bugs

Schnoockered

Pounded Clown
Posted By: Basshappi

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/10 03:05 AM

Pass Her Fire
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/10 09:56 AM

Passing Fire
Posted By: DJR_Bos

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/10 12:21 PM

Originally Posted By: D__
Overtaking the IDIOT


IDIOT Overtaken
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/10 12:34 PM

pass the gas
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/10 12:34 PM

neon nazis
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/09/10 05:23 PM

And We're Back!
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 03/10/10 01:28 PM

Back To Stay, Apparently........

Reminding me of that old Dan Hicks tune, "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/10/10 02:08 PM

The Corn Stalkers

Henny Oldman & Children of The Cornball

The Cornish Game Hens

Cornwall of VooDoo
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/11/10 05:11 AM

The Hollow Grams
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/11/10 11:27 AM

Candygram For Mongo.

Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/11/10 12:10 PM

Planet Mongo
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/10 10:23 AM

The Secretions.
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/10 12:06 PM

A local band calls themselves Planet Jazz.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/10 01:33 PM

Bad Motel.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/10 01:44 PM

Secreted Motel Jazz
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/10 01:55 PM

Phil, have you named your band yet? Is this thread still around just for fun?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/10 09:41 PM

Originally Posted By: jlrush
Phil, have you named your band yet? Is this thread still around just for fun?


Uh, yeah, pretty much.

Front Porch Habit.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/18/10 11:57 PM

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 03/19/10 12:00 AM

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/19/10 10:08 AM

Originally Posted By: kenfxj
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?


To keep it from flying apart?

The Exploding Hamster.
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 03/19/10 09:27 PM

Soap On A Rope
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/20/10 10:53 AM

Crap Jack.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 03/22/10 09:07 AM

Cheap Hand Truck.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 03/27/10 09:46 PM

The Jersey Devils

Jersey Devil & The Double-Knit Demons
Posted By: Archytas

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/10 03:19 AM

the chromatic tumors
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/10 03:37 PM

It's back!!!!

It's Back.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/10 03:45 PM

Good Glop
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/10 05:19 PM

Thought We Were Dead, Eh?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/10 06:50 PM

Pride Of The Bear Jew
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/10 07:14 PM

With props to Picker..........


Unabashedly Nutball
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/06/10 11:34 PM

I kinda like the Nutball Blues Band...
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/07/10 09:38 AM

Cheap Import Ecstasy.
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 04/07/10 02:39 PM

I Can Clearly See Yours Nuts
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/07/10 02:59 PM

Hamster Food Ecstacy
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/12/10 05:31 PM

The Spinning Corpse of Michael Jackson & The Zombie Blues Killers
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 04/15/10 04:58 PM

Passive Aggressive Whiners
Pathological Optimists
Zippadee Do Dah
Polyanna and the Starry-Eyed Dreamers "I know he's an axe murderer, never pays his friends back that he borrows money from, and has severe B.O., but AT HEART HE'S NICE PERSON, MOST PEOPLE ARE...."

Reminding me of a poem regarding a guitarist friend who is also a butcher (of frozen animals, not humans, as far as I know):

I gotta make a living
And must face the facts
It's either my meat cleaver
Or my axe

PS Remember the Beatles album cover that the record company pulled, with all the butchered dolls?
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 04/15/10 05:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson
PS Remember the Beatles album cover that the record company pulled, with all the butchered dolls?

A couple of weeks ago, I stopped in at Val's Halla, a landmark indie record store in Oak Park, IL (Chgo suburb), and Val, who worked at Capitol in the mid to late '60s, was telling us about how she got called in to work one weekend pulling all those Beatles "butcher" album covers, because record stores in the south wouldn't carry it. She has a copy of the cover and said that several boxes of the original LPs were set aside and handed out individually as premiums to loyal Capitol clients over the years. Probably worth a big bundle now! Anyway, cool story.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 04/15/10 05:36 PM

Worth a Big Bundle
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 04/15/10 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: rizzo9247
Worth a Big Bundle

You're worth a big bundle.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/16/10 11:16 AM

Damaged Goods
The Irregulars
The E Regulars
Colonel Angus
Fracture
Think Tank
The Dastardly Duo
Boys Club
The Meek
Shy Assassins
Jump Shot
Super Pickle
Under Rumble
Bunk
Science Friction
Doubled Over
Mass Confusion
Mental Paws
Lettuce Pray
Co-Lapse
Lapse of Ax Hoes
Tarmac
Zippy the Wonder Slug
The Pills
The Freekin' Aerosols
The Electrodes
The Delicacies
Near Miss
Petting Zoo
Heavy Petting Zoo
Jet Fuel
Signature
Death From Above
Dark Days
Residue
Torn Skin
Unpossible
Stolen Goods
No Offense
The Implants
The Trans Sisters (4 guys dressed as nuns)
Captain Oveur's Cockpit
Ball Three
The Parasitic Twin
Fisticuffs
Don't Jump
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/16/10 12:35 PM

Zippy Wonderslug & his Incredible Slimey Trail
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/16/10 12:43 PM

Dog Carney & The Tree Barkers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/16/10 03:08 PM

Most Significant Design.
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 04/16/10 05:41 PM

I see you watched the Saturday Night Live special last night.

Wally

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Damaged Goods
The Irregulars
The E Regulars
Colonel Angus
Fracture
Think Tank
The Dastardly Duo
Boys Club
The Meek
Shy Assassins
Jump Shot
Super Pickle
Under Rumble
Bunk
Science Friction
Doubled Over
Mass Confusion
Mental Paws
Lettuce Pray
Co-Lapse
Lapse of Ax Hoes
Tarmac
Zippy the Wonder Slug
The Pills
The Freekin' Aerosols
The Electrodes
The Delicacies
Near Miss
Petting Zoo
Heavy Petting Zoo
Jet Fuel
Signature
Death From Above
Dark Days
Residue
Torn Skin
Unpossible
Stolen Goods
No Offense
The Implants
The Trans Sisters (4 guys dressed as nuns)
Captain Oveur's Cockpit
Ball Three
The Parasitic Twin
Fisticuffs
Don't Jump
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 04/16/10 07:08 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Damaged Goods
The Irregulars
The E Regulars
Colonel Angus
Fracture
Think Tank
The Dastardly Duo
Boys Club
The Meek
Shy Assassins
Jump Shot
Super Pickle
Under Rumble
Bunk
Science Friction
Doubled Over
Mass Confusion
Mental Paws
Lettuce Pray
Co-Lapse
Lapse of Ax Hoes
Tarmac
Zippy the Wonder Slug
The Pills
The Freekin' Aerosols
The Electrodes
The Delicacies
Near Miss
Petting Zoo
Heavy Petting Zoo
Jet Fuel
Signature
Death From Above
Dark Days
Residue
Torn Skin
Unpossible
Stolen Goods
No Offense
The Implants
The Trans Sisters (4 guys dressed as nuns)
Captain Oveur's Cockpit
Ball Three
The Parasitic Twin
Fisticuffs
Don't Jump

Good gravy, Butch. Where do you come up with this stuff?!!?
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/16/10 07:36 PM

Good Gravy Butch.
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 04/16/10 10:03 PM

This Stuff
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 04/17/10 02:25 AM

Mama Cracks Up
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/17/10 12:45 PM

Mama Drama
Easter Famine
Rummy
The Sassy Sarsaparilla Sextet
The Bleedin' Knees
Sea Kin Phined
The Stuff
Cardboard Casket
Blind Target
Crunch Time
Dippin' Sauce
Cat's A Trophy
Off Kilter
Jellyfish
The Naked Animals
Low Voltage
The Unassuming
Secret Lives
Muzzle
Al Dente and the Canned Tomatoes
Booze for Breakfast
Say When
The Saggy Bags
Too Tight Toulouse
Harness
Mr. Friend
Charisma Collective
Tamed Lion
Bull Whip
Routine Fetish
Comedy of Horrors
Error Message
The Laundry
Spleen
Mistaken Identity
Manifesto
The Serial Bowlers
Dunk A Shame
Water Bored
The Needy
Dangerous Machinery
Atkins Dough
All Time Heroes
The Jiggly Room
The Spastic Spacemen
The Orphaned Insects
In Progress
Your Worst Nightmare
The Side Effects
Life Support
Marked Man
Safe Word
Posted By: shortbastid

Re: Name my band! - 04/17/10 04:39 PM

Lettuce Prey
The Droolin' Dreamers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/19/10 09:32 AM

The Peach Pickers
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 04/19/10 10:54 AM

Is that derived from the Allman Bros. "Eat A Peach", Mike?

Seriously, I love that story about someone asking Duane Allman what he planned to do for the revolution, and he told the guy, "eat a peach"!

Nowadays, most of us dream about being MUSICAL revolutionaries, not overthrowing the government!

The subway is not the underground
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 04/19/10 11:36 AM

The Subway Underground
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/19/10 12:26 PM

Cruelty
The Blame Game
The Three Little Pigs
The Freezin' Trees
The Bad Guys
Ammunition
Stun Gun
The Big Chunks
Master Piece
The Jungle Warriors
Meat Hook
Big Foot's Barber
The Unseen
Brunch with Satan
The Chosen Few
Kosher Ham
Catchup Vs. Ketchup
Holy Cheese
The Skanks
Skanks A Lot
Reason for Treason
Tainted Rain
Tainted Rein
Frozen Beer
Smite
Scary Uncle
Santa's Lap
Gotcha Nose
Laugh Track
Seasoned Beast
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/19/10 01:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson
Is that derived from the Allman Bros. "Eat A Peach", Mike?


Hadn't thought of it, really. It was more about the ambiguity of the word "picker" in the contexts of playing a guitar our gathering fruit.

It was nearly the Berry Pickers or the Apple Pickers(which could be a Beatles tribute band rimshot)...
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/19/10 01:37 PM

Skeptical, Not Dismissive.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/20/10 01:49 PM

Tranny Fluid
Inverted Love
The Sniffles
Pause and Release
Natural Chemicals
The Hold Outs
Jenny Side
Group Therapy
The Lolly Gaggers
The Sensors
Sensor Ship
Defensive Wounds
Measly Sum
Wasted Time
Mothers and Fraudsters
Uneven Balance
Blockhead
The Bold Italics
The Wee Giants
The Sirens
The Sea Creatures
Tangled Limbs
Posted By: jbass1954

Re: Name my band! - 04/20/10 01:55 PM

Compound Fracture
Slice 'n Dice
Not So Much
The Eyebrow Pluckers
Lst Band on the Left
Pie Eyed
Pope Knows
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/20/10 04:05 PM

Tightened Up
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 04/20/10 04:08 PM

April Fools is surely taken, but here's a couple of other month based names:

May Maniacs
June Bugs
July Jackasses
August Assembly..

I could come up with some more, but it's too much work! Do you guys expect me to WORK FOR NOTHING?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/20/10 04:14 PM

September Suckers

October Obnoxios

November Niceguys

December DooDads

January Jokers

February Fungi

March Monsters
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/22/10 10:47 AM

Infinite Loop
The Mating Dance
Mating Rituals
Empty Eyes
Storm Surge
Yesterdays T-Shirt
Summit
Leaning Left
The Vices
Quick Wit
Malignant Growth
The Toasters
Naked Intruder
The Super Powers
Tainted Rain
Death Grip
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/24/10 07:19 AM

Hi Colonyc & The Buckets
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/25/10 06:49 PM

The Bahama Lamas
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/26/10 10:23 AM

Lime Tugboat.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/27/10 10:24 AM

Downwardly Mobile
The Cheaters
The Cheetahs
Fruit Punch
Junk Science
The Obsolete
Obsolescence
Eye of the Storm
Throne
Mannequin
Frozen Justice
Lost and Found
Dung Degrees
The Invitations
Gag Reel
The Hopeless Romantics
Elimination Round
Meat and Potatoes
The Plot
Swim
Even Now
Worst Person
The Archives
Jump Start
The Forgiven
Discipline
Hidden Rage
Shots Fired
All Sorts
That Guy
Natural Selection
Ice Bucket
Reasonable Trout
Secrets Told
Extended Warranty
The Peak
The Engines
With Cheese
Lost Lunch
Durable Goods
Lessons Learned
The Bread Winners
The Convicted Subliminals
Brutal Kindness
The Mashers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 04/27/10 10:56 AM

Mr Potato Head

Subculture Bohemiacs

The Dinks

Badgag
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 04/28/10 01:18 PM

Nice Pear
Saturated Fats
No Salad For Caesar
The Legs
Mean Steam
Road Block
Clean Sheets
Deep Seeded
Retribution
Cliff Hanger
Almost
The Dented Cans
Area 52
The Blanks
Told You So
The Stepchildren
Frustration
The Decent Men
The Descent of Man
Beer Muscles
Temporary Insanity
Stolen Thunder
Cease and Resist
The Dainty Dragons
Sun Shower
Opposable Bums
Cannibal Banquet
The Capital Letters
The Ticklish Two
Lesser Men
Mean Streak
The Flying Pigs
Speculation
Medieval Torture
Loose Lips
Deep Do Do
Shiny Objects
The Glowing Tubes
Rig of Tony
Strumph
Cardboard Box
Free Dumb
Lord of the Fries
Unprotected Wrecks
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 04/28/10 03:08 PM

Area 51, Featuring Demi Moore.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/03/10 05:07 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Area 51, Featuring Demi Moore.


I have often wondered what planet she's from...

Faux Mojo
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 05/03/10 05:12 PM

Originally Posted By: picker


Faux Mojo


A goody, there.

And picker's closing in on a monumental post number. Let me be the first to congratulate you.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/03/10 05:50 PM

I'm changing it to Mo'Faux Mojo. Double entendre...
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 05/03/10 05:53 PM

Originally Posted By: picker
I'm changing it to Mo'Faux Mojo. Double entendre...

Took me a second to get that...but I got it, heh-heh.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/03/10 06:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Originally Posted By: picker
I'm changing it to Mo'Faux Mojo. Double entendre...

Took me a second to get that...but I got it, heh-heh.


Can you dig it? I knew you could...
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/10 11:06 PM

Vampire Moose
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 05/06/10 11:07 PM

When Hell Freezes Over
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/07/10 09:39 AM

Moon Rock
Extortion
The Front Lines
Crumbling Under
The House Lights
Vast Wasteland
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 05/07/10 01:39 PM

TV was once described as a "vast intellectual wasteland" - this was back in the 50s or 60s if I remember right.
For the most part, it's gotten worse!

Which is where us intellectual rock musicians come in, LOL.

"We're not university material." - Spinal Tap
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/07/10 02:39 PM

Containment Dome.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/08/10 02:38 PM

Better Than Gonorrhea.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/10/10 01:24 AM

Johnny Jump-up
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/11/10 09:29 AM

Swingles
Blind Date
Meat Hook
Colossal
De Manifesto
Jimmy Chongas
Slow Burn
Fraudulent Cheese
The Generic Brand Band
The Wild Beasts
Skewed Perception
Broken Promises
The Sequels
Indifference
Daddy Likes
Swarm
The Ink
Peace of Rind
Riddle Me This
The Sock Puppets
Angel of Death
Depth Perception
The Helper Monkeys
Demonized Pig
Present Day
Gratitude
Alternate Universe
Illiterate Genius
The Snobs
Jolt
The Silencers
Mechanical Humans
Troubled Kids
Stun Gun
The Lambs
Sheep on a Cliff
Cattle Prod
Severed Heads
Road Block
It's Complicated
Litter box
Lullabies and Alibis
Hate Potion
Lame Excuse
Facade
The Home Wreckers
The Diseased
The Deceased
Cold Dead Hans
The Extra Mediums
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/11/10 04:18 PM

Cold Dead Hans & The Pryers
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/12/10 09:43 AM

Iron E
The Frosted Mugs
Death Bed
Es Obbies
Gender Non-Specific
Flower Struggle
The Implosions
The Free Trees
The Meaty Okra Band
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/13/10 11:08 AM

Heartburn
Accident Prone
Massive Disaster
Preen
Jokers Mild
Raw Chicken
Stinky Cheese
Funky Junk
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/18/10 11:25 AM

Pile of Air
Dog Plasma
Hindsight
Beast of Eden
Turnip Truck
Cold Sweat
Radical Nap
Five Skin
Suspicious Package
The Wart Hogs
Arsenal
Antidote
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 05/19/10 10:49 AM

The Plowed Farmers
The Intruders
The You Norkers
Frozen Smoke
The Allergies
Loose Movement
Blunt Force Trauma
Young Pups
Unwanted Friends
The Springs
Soaked
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/19/10 11:57 AM

The Revs

The Flaming Washboards

Pimpin' Jujubes

The Pachanga Posse

The Late-Nite Nutbags

Kill All Borats
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 05/19/10 12:33 PM

Washbroads or Washboards?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/19/10 12:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Eric Iverson
Washbroads or Washboards?


It started out to be "Washbroads", but I decided that might be a little hard to get for most folks...
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/19/10 12:38 PM

Picker/Iverson Project
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 05/19/10 04:40 PM

If Mike and I lived in the same town, we probably WOULD jam at some point - it might evolve into a project, who knows.......

At least we could sit around and dream up band names all day... tough work, but SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT!!!
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/10 12:29 AM

The Miscreant Gearwhores
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/10 01:30 PM

Funkslap Mama and the Angry Horde of Global Destruction.
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/10 02:58 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Funkslap Mama and the Angry Horde of Global Destruction.

LOL. Sounds like me and my kids!
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/10 02:58 PM

The Burning Sensations
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 05/20/10 04:29 PM

IceRegent & The Arrogants
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/22/10 11:35 AM

The Keyboard Tourettes
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 05/22/10 03:19 PM

The Freak Flags
The Paraquat Quartet
The ParaQuartet
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/23/10 08:57 PM

The Freak Flag Flies
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 05/27/10 11:41 AM

Wasn't there a Greek guy on one of the forums who said, "I'm gonna let my Greek flag fly?"

I'm from Iowa myself, and proud of it, but somehow how "I'm gonna let my Iowa flag fly" doesn't have the same RING to it!
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 05/27/10 12:04 PM

Sandy and the Nether Regions
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 05/27/10 02:14 PM

Topkill.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/27/10 08:24 PM

The Flies Of The Iowa Flag.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/28/10 11:43 AM

Jojo Mojo & The Voo-Doods
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 05/29/10 03:04 PM

The Comb Overs

Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/31/10 02:36 PM

The Plugged Ducks
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 05/31/10 02:38 PM

Captain Jeremy's Flash Whiz Bang
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/01/10 10:43 AM

Talk About Cheez Whiz.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 06/10/10 10:25 PM

Rapidly Estonian
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/11/10 12:48 AM

Koko & the Nuts.
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 06/11/10 12:55 PM

Ina Dission and the Subtractions
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/11/10 01:12 PM

Beefy McGursky.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/12/10 12:59 PM

The Ground Pounders

The Ground Rounders

The Ground Round Pounders
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 06/28/10 06:31 PM

Crazed Sex Poodle.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 06/28/10 08:26 PM

Stuff The Dog
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/22/10 01:38 PM

Gigless By Choice.

Sorry, had to.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/22/10 03:18 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Gigless By Choice.

Sorry, had to.


Gigless Byhooz Choice
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 07/22/10 11:13 PM

Hitchedness

Thank Dr. Sweets for this one.

Wally
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 07/23/10 03:15 PM

Baby sugar
Named after a type of watermelon.
Another one: Yellow Flesh (that one would probably get some strange reactions in these hypersensitive times)!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/23/10 03:35 PM

These Hypersensitive Times.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 07/28/10 03:55 PM

Easily Offended
Thin-skinned Onions
Shaky Egos
House of Cards

It don't take much
To make us cry
So don't even try!
It don't take much
To make us frown
And the whole house of cards
Come tumblin' down
Posted By: Slinky-Blinky

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/10 01:10 AM

Feel Free To Lie
Posted By: Slinky-Blinky

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/10 01:10 AM

Lava Pie
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/10 10:13 AM

Nascar Retards.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/10 12:56 PM

Cahoots
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/10 01:00 PM

Napoleon Blown Apart
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/10 01:33 PM

Originally Posted By: kenfxj

There's enough corn in that one to keep Tom Capasso amused for hours.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/10 09:15 PM

Bug Gutz
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 07/29/10 10:34 PM

The Heavy Concentrations
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 07/31/10 09:25 AM

Snooky's Arrest
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/09/10 12:08 AM

Chlorine Black
Love Muffin
Coronary
The Mumps
The Measles
Chicken Wire
Holding Pattern
Faceless
The Masses
Secrets Told
Dipping Sauce
The Blame
Voices In The Dark
Contamination
Four Tay
Disease Free
Charity Case
The Beasties
Clap of Blunder
The Negative Nellies
The Hopeless
Something from Nothing
The Wrong Pills
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/09/10 01:30 AM

The Colon Oldies
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/10 01:38 PM

The Sneezing Weasels
Emerson Biggins
Chestosterone

A local band made up of three bald guys with a hot female singer considered calling themselves "Three Cue Balls and a Rack".
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/10 02:24 PM

Originally Posted By: thabottomend
A local band made up of three bald guys with a hot female singer considered calling themselves "Three Cue Balls and a Rack".


We have a winner! I'm not sure what he won, but that's worth something for sure.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/10 02:33 PM

Yes, we ought to pick a prize for the winner and the two runners up (is that the right way to say it?).

The Also Rans
Place But Not Show
No-Shows At The Place (probably not very commercial...)
Photo Finish
Close But No Cigar
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/10 02:42 PM

How about "One Brick Short of A Load"?
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/10 04:34 PM

Elevator Don't Go To The Top
(Though there was a band called 13th Floor Elevator)

Theme song: We're not playing with a full deck
But what the heck
And we've got a few screws loose
But that ain't news.... (this is known as a "close enough for government work" rhyme)

One Day Late and A Dollar Short
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/10/10 05:58 PM

Sharpest Lightbulb in the Six-Pack.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/13/10 10:03 AM

The BC Rich Stage.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/13/10 11:27 AM

Duke & The Pilgrims
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 08/14/10 10:56 AM

The Brain Scholars.

Maybe even spell scholars wrong or add a couple umlauts.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/15/10 12:37 PM

Secret Sauce
Broken Door
Juice Box (either a kids band or very much NOT a kids band)
Stone Pillow
Eve's Rib
Means Streak
The Ugly Side
The Larpers
The Clips
Sigmund Freud's Sea Monster's
The Old Pickles
The Meaty Seats
The Movements
Led Paint
Jellyfish of the Desert
Spoken Four
Bouncy Bounce
The Tumultuous Twosome
Tremor Effect
The Fastidious Four
The Carnival Chick
Sally's Meanderours
I Brokedid It
The Awesome Nothings


Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/16/10 12:41 AM

Red Onions
Sneak Peek
The Crop
The Chiselers
The Blame Game
Plop
S**t Faced
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 08/16/10 10:52 AM

HOLY SAMOLEY! DID THIS THREAD ACTUALLY REACH 200 PAGES??

AND HAVE I REALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE CHAOS ALL ALONG???

I REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE! AS FOR YOU GUYS, THAT'S YOUR CALL!

Band Name: Holy Samoley
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/16/10 03:16 PM

Dust Bunnies In The Wind
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/17/10 09:35 AM

Sex Cauldron
Used Up Porno
The Inflatable Heads
Final Breath
The Old Daze
Aim Fore

(BTW only page 67 on my profile. Page 200, that's something to aim for)
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 08/18/10 03:14 PM

Cheesecake is a Communist
Posted By: Richard W

Re: Name my band! - 08/18/10 03:22 PM

Four Hour Erection
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/18/10 06:10 PM

Maximum Current.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 08/18/10 06:15 PM

Viagra Falls
Posted By: PinStripe

Re: Name my band! - 08/25/10 02:20 AM

The JazzMen
Or Jasmine Jazmine Jazzmin
The JazzCats

Wicked Jazster

Phil and the Jazzsters
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 08/25/10 06:06 AM

The Douche-Chills.

Huh?
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/25/10 09:40 AM

Origional Content
Pork Hammer
Literally
Stun Gun Therapy
Sprocket Science
Mr. Noodle
Revenge of the Tacos
Wise Alex
The Smart Grasses
Courtesy Flush
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/25/10 10:17 AM

The True Professionals.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/25/10 02:14 PM

Self Love
Food
The Great Googally Moogallys
The Shortest Giants
Brian's Brain
The Precursors
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 08/26/10 01:16 PM

Worse Than The Osmonds.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/26/10 02:55 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Worse Than The Osmonds.

Donny Osmond's Dentists

Miss Heard Lyrics
The Diesel Trikes
Summer School
A Doll's Eyes
Creature Comforts
Down Payment
Soccer Teeth (As a child, my friend's little brother named his hamster this after seeing the movie "Willard". It should have been Socrates)

Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 08/31/10 03:31 PM

My First Rodeo
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 08/31/10 09:35 PM

The Post-Marital Thongs (a perfect name for my last "band", It rarely existed and when it did it was poorly thought out, better left undone and most certainly not fit for public display)

The Stereo Types
Salad
The Bacon Bits (works better as (blah blah and the bacon bits)
Silent Partner
Seepage
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 08/31/10 09:59 PM

Coke Booger Envy

(Again, sorry. Couldn't resist.)
Posted By: biguglyman

Re: Name my band! - 09/01/10 08:05 AM

I was in a band years ago called Joe Puma and the Panthers. There was no Joe, so we all took turns gig to gig having to interact with the inevitable drunk jerk who wanted to know "hey, which one of you guys is Joe Puma".

Suggestion from my 13 yo son : Dessicated Pizza
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/01/10 08:36 AM

Unnatural Love
Satan's Doorknob
Raw Footage
Meat Sickle
Insufficient Funds
Queasy Cuisine
Sphincter Control
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 09/01/10 10:48 AM

Sergeant Sphincter of the Dirt Patrol
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/01/10 10:52 AM

Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Sergeant Sphincter of the Dirt Patrol

I think that was available as a rental in the last hotel I stayed in.
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 09/01/10 10:56 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Sergeant Sphincter of the Dirt Patrol

I think that was available as a rental in the last hotel I stayed in.

But not to worry. The titles won't appear on your bill.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/01/10 11:04 AM

Black Light
Funky Remote
Hidden Cameras
Smelly Sheets
Shame
Who's Knocking
Crime Scene
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 09/01/10 11:27 AM

Magic Fingers
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/01/10 04:59 PM

Morse Science
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/08/10 01:18 PM

Shower Dance.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/08/10 07:38 PM

Shower Science
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 09/08/10 08:56 PM

Brain Bath
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 09/08/10 09:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Paul K
My First Rodeo

Not bad.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/09/10 11:10 PM

Rodeo Bath
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/10/10 02:47 PM

Human Organs
The Party Favors
The Puppies
Double Parked
The Tripods
Black Mirrors
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/16/10 05:12 PM

Snorkel
The Sexbots
The Robosexuals
Picture Picture (80's Cover Band)
Her Naples
Visitor
Foreign Objects
The Cheeky Monkeys
Pig Roast
Kosher Bacon
Jenny I'll Tell Ya
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/17/10 09:31 AM

Cheese Shop.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/17/10 10:17 AM

Shower Shop
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/17/10 11:10 AM

Butcher Shop

The Minimum Wage
Spunk Rockets
The Triumphant Losers
Trick Shot
Flinging Poo
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/10 05:50 PM

Special Requirements.
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/10 06:59 PM

[quote=butcherNburn]

The Minimum Wage

Unfortunately there are musicians who could call themselves "Below Minimum Wage"

Wally
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/22/10 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Wally Malone
[quote=butcherNburn]

The Minimum Wage

Unfortunately there are musicians who could call themselves "Below Minimum Wage"

Wally


Well, that wouldn't be a problem then.

Actually what I meant to type was

Minimum Rage (it could be a RATM cover band ala Mini Kiss)
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/10 11:24 AM

The Spark Plugs
Trick Photography
Middlesex
Disease Free
Love Bloat
The Hot Spot
Love Muscle
The Rocking Chairs
Lazy Gravy
The Petunias
Penelope's Petunias (from Pittsburgh of course)
Masters of the New Craft
Aches & Pains
Flu-like Symptoms
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/10 02:22 PM

Monkey Women
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/10 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Monkey Women
laugh
Posted By: biguglyman

Re: Name my band! - 09/23/10 09:04 PM

Dessicated Pizza
Random Viscosity
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 09/24/10 04:15 PM

Longest Thread In History
Enough Already!
Too Much Of A Good Thing
Nothing Succeeds Like Excess
Rather Die Than Quit
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 09/25/10 05:26 AM

This thread's been around so long it's time I need to name another band! Can't believe how long it's lasted. This should have been its own website with some ads so I could make some money!
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 09/25/10 05:27 AM

This thread's been around so long it's time I need to name another band! Can't believe how long it's lasted. This should have been its own website with some ads so I could make some money!
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/25/10 10:07 AM

Pink Trombone.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/25/10 10:08 AM

False Walrus.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/25/10 10:08 AM

Stymie's Predicament.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 09/25/10 11:11 AM

In The Shed
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 09/25/10 02:25 PM

"Messin' With Sasquatch."
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/25/10 02:48 PM

The Rumblin' Jungle
Fried Eyes
Near Miss
Wide Load
The Seeping Fluids
The Hugs
Mister Fister (Twisted Sister tribute band)
Wool Caps
Various Artists
Doggie Treats
The Invisible Men
The Alphabets
Harmless Radiation
Crime Spree
Posted By: Chad Thorne

Re: Name my band! - 09/26/10 06:00 PM

Biggus Dickus.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 09/27/10 09:49 AM

The French Fried
Short Skirts
Solid Water
Hard Water
Sneeze
Almost Broke
The Yellow Haired Monsters
Stink Pants
Trash Talk
Colossus
One Shoe
Guilt Trip
Outrage
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 09/27/10 10:10 AM

Art and the Vandelays.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 09/27/10 03:52 PM

Phil W's Brainchild, first album: Sign On The Dotted Line

Also reminding me of an old album title, I forget by whom: You Bought It, You Name It
Posted By: saxofunk

Re: Name my band! - 10/01/10 09:03 AM

Miscalculated Walkman
Posted By: Tenstrum

Re: Name my band! - 10/01/10 10:10 AM

"That Effin Band"

;0)
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/01/10 09:11 PM

The P.O'ed Pruners
Posted By: rizzo9247

Re: Name my band! - 10/01/10 09:43 PM

Kind Of Important
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/02/10 12:21 AM

The Bad Daddies
Posted By: thabottomend

Re: Name my band! - 10/02/10 12:26 AM

The Dad Baddies
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 10/02/10 10:43 AM

Brainfart.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 10/02/10 12:40 PM

The "Scare" Quotes

yes. gotta have the unnecessary punctuation.
Posted By: -Will-

Re: Name my band! - 10/02/10 01:05 PM

How about Wain Right???
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/03/10 04:07 PM

Originally Posted By: -Will-
How about Wain Right???

...or Wein-Right...
Posted By: wraub

Re: Name my band! - 10/03/10 11:53 PM

Here's some:

Splunge.

EVOO.

Acoustic Light Brigade.

MonkeyMas.

SuperCrop.

2sday.

Is This Your Cardigan?

Cambridge Falls.

Eton Run.

Oxford Knocks.

Splunge.


Peace,

wraub

Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/04/10 09:36 PM

The Swedishians
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 10/05/10 11:10 AM

Magic Wand
Wood Eye
One Hand Clapping
Abuse
Auntie Climax
The Conclusions (everybody Pogo!!!)

Fee Seize

Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 10/06/10 05:23 PM

My new band is Furniture....so there!

http://furnituremusic.tumblr.com/
http://www.facebook.com/Furnituremusic
http://twitter.com/furnituremusic
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 10/06/10 05:35 PM

So I guess if someone leaves the band then you just rearrange the furniture.

Wally
Posted By: Phil W

Re: Name my band! - 10/06/10 06:03 PM

Yeah! smile The keyboard player had that name ready and was pretty set on it and we like it. There was a Furniture in the 80s that had an album out but they're defunct now...different 'genre' too!
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 10/06/10 08:10 PM

Nothing like new Furniture!

Wally
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/07/10 11:38 AM

And your first album will be called something like "Danish Modern"?
Posted By: wraub

Re: Name my band! - 10/07/10 11:42 AM

Album titles:

Fillin' The Room

Holding Down the Floor

Comfy Chair

...And Teak

Splunge



Peace,

wraub
Posted By: Griffinator

Re: Name my band! - 10/08/10 01:06 AM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
The Bacon Bits (works better as (blah blah and the bacon bits)


Barbie Q and the Bacon Bits?
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/08/10 09:20 AM

The Indignant Indigents
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 10/26/10 03:39 PM

The Undisclosed Recipients
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 10/26/10 03:54 PM

The Big Dippers
Posted By: Slinky-Blinky

Re: Name my band! - 11/01/10 02:10 PM

Sigmund Void
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/01/10 11:48 PM

Ham & The Eggers
Posted By: jeremy c

Re: Name my band! - 11/02/10 01:34 AM

The Incontinental Divide
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/02/10 10:14 AM

Johnny Trigonometry and the Mathletes.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/02/10 11:25 AM

Evening Sickness
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/02/10 03:06 PM

Laughing Grass
The French Ticklers
Spine
Play Date
The Prosthetic Lips
Prophets for Profits
Hell Loosen Eight
Spank-O-Vision
The Birthday Candles
Knee Pads
Pants Free
Time Lapse
Avenge Me
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 11/02/10 04:13 PM

Fear the Beard
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/07/10 10:08 PM

Nudity
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/08/10 11:31 AM

Hotlix Attention Deficit.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/08/10 04:27 PM

Rock Bottom
Cement Skull
The Sea Word
Mysterious Circumstances
Shallow Grave
Magic Pants
Spray Paint
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/08/10 08:09 PM

Loaded Pants
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/10 11:19 AM

Lead Paint
Full Blast
Taco Hell
Another Word for Thesaurus
Battery
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/10 12:03 PM

The Players To Be Named Later
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/10 12:48 PM

Pretty Naked
Vile
The Specimens
The Specimen Samplers
Tough Times
Squared Circle
Roasted
DNA
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/10 03:20 PM

Bangers & Mash

The Incontinentals
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/10 08:20 PM

Larry and the Mondellos.
Posted By: Bottom End

Re: Name my band! - 11/12/10 09:08 PM

The Guillotones
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 11/22/10 12:36 PM

Jeez Gurl and the Hard Edges
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 11/22/10 12:38 PM

Originally Posted By: butcherNburn
Another Word for Thesaurus

Good gravy, Butch, that one's a real coffee-spitter!
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/22/10 02:58 PM

(What I think of when I hear "good gravy")

Spit Take
Stay Go
Timber Shiver
DeLong Story Shorts
Festivus
Aunt Flo's Curse
The Creepers
Trained Attack Penguins
Sparkle Horse
Abra Cadaver
The Mermen
The Results
Criminal Disaster Minds
Terror Bites (or Bytes)

Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 11/23/10 01:56 PM

Gerald Fits Ella
The Snacks
Prolapse
Raw Deal
Keen
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 11/26/10 12:12 PM

Trigger Finger.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 11/26/10 09:22 PM

Thesaurus Rex
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/02/10 01:09 PM

Foot Surgery Tomorrow.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/02/10 03:46 PM

Venues Lost.

Hey, I'm just trying to capture them while they're still fresh.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/02/10 09:33 PM

The Redheaded Bluesmen
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/07/10 04:12 PM

The Hasbeenaughts
Fraudulent Genitalia
Reek
Halfen Hour
Jerry's Amazing Junk Drawer
Acquittal
Rattlebox
Bean Bag
The Shortest Giant
Fallen Heroes
The Bunch
Dangling Bunch
Near Sighted
Mister E
Shame Cycle
The Junk Yard Kitties
Bean Juice
The Wombats
Spine
Daddy's Ale Mints
Hotfix
Sold
Submit
BP Island
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/07/10 05:21 PM

Ross and the Brown Shirts.
Posted By: b5pilot

Re: Name my band! - 12/07/10 08:41 PM

Johnny Crotch.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/08/10 02:36 PM

What About Biafra.
Posted By: kenfxj

Re: Name my band! - 12/08/10 02:47 PM

On Wheel of Fortune last night:

Yellow Brick Road Rage
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 12/08/10 04:15 PM

Obey
The Strawberry Jam
The Baby Chicks
Subsystem
The Featured Creatures
Sufferin' Succotash
The Four Sided Triangle
Logic Man
The Crab Apples
Finish Line
Alien Probe
Subterranean Flowers
Fire Hazard
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/12/10 05:15 PM

Bogart That Dingwall.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 12/12/10 10:48 PM

B.F.D.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/10 07:28 AM

The Cass County Car Strippers
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/10 11:28 AM

Fifth String Flop.
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/10 01:25 PM

Savior Receipts
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/10 02:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Savior Receipts


Nice. These things just write themselves.
Posted By: Groove Mama

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/10 03:04 PM

Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Savior Receipts

Nice. These things just write themselves.

Oops. I meant "Savior Reseats." My bad.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/10 05:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Originally Posted By: jcadmus
Originally Posted By: Funkslap Mama
Savior Receipts

Nice. These things just write themselves.

Oops. I meant "Savior Reseats." My bad.


Potato, tomato -- works either way.

Potato Tomato.
Posted By: Eric Iverson

Re: Name my band! - 12/13/10 05:50 PM

Misty Flats
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/15/10 12:33 AM

The Zombie Magi
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/22/10 12:50 PM

Han Ukkah and the Dreidels.
Posted By: Wally Malone

Re: Name my band! - 12/23/10 06:17 PM

Balloon Air Band
Posted By: Funknbluezer2010

Re: Name my band! - 12/27/10 10:22 AM

Free Beer - It will look great in the ads and on the marquee.
Posted By: Paul K

Re: Name my band! - 12/27/10 05:12 PM

The Sauce Policy
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/28/10 11:04 AM

Johnny Midnight and the New Year's Resolutions.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 12/29/10 12:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Funknbluezer2010
Free Beer - It will look great in the ads and on the marquee.


It's already been taken.
Posted By: jlrush

Re: Name my band! - 12/29/10 01:01 AM

Beats Workin'
The Box Beaters
Dig Bigpals
(you can draw straws for who gets to be Dig)
Moanie Mony
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 12/29/10 01:15 PM

Flatwound Tension.
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/02/11 02:50 PM

Kia and the Sport Pedals.

Hey, someone had to kick off the new year.
Posted By: picker

Re: Name my band! - 01/02/11 04:52 PM

The Pneumothorax Band
Posted By: hotlix86

Re: Name my band! - 01/02/11 04:59 PM

Rotch Crot
Posted By: jcadmus

Re: Name my band! - 01/04/11 05:04 PM

Done With Craigslist.
Posted By: butcherNburn

Re: Name my band! - 01/05/11 05:36 PM