sbrock1san.rr.com Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 ....by the U.S. :eek: That's what's being reported around the word at the moment but I predict that Bush might announce it on his speech tonight if it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Where did you hear that? I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbrock1san.rr.com Posted March 6, 2003 Author Share Posted March 6, 2003 Jerusalem television stations are reporting it as fact and the BBC is reporting it as a rumor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael saulnier Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Sadly, this appears to be only a rumour that got passed around the world. CNN, MSNBC and so on are saying that they have reports indicating it's not true. Damn. :mad: guitplayer I'm still "guitplayer"! Check out my music if you like... http://www.michaelsaulnier.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 OK but when we do catch him here's the plan. A crane lifts him up 125feet on a 4' x 8' steel plate. A torch is lit under the plate. Bin must decide if he wants to stay on the plate or jump. This is the choice faced by many in the WTC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wow Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Take his sorry ass straight to the tribunal, right after we torture his crazyass for all the info. he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbrock1san.rr.com Posted March 6, 2003 Author Share Posted March 6, 2003 Maybe they are just trying to get people to tune into Bush's speech tonight, because it would probably be reported there first if it's true. There is also a report that Sasquatch was also found. No wait this just in, that turns out to be Skiek Kalid Mohammad. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 There was also a rumor that bush might say something intelligent. No idea how these crazy rumors get started :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 If they caught Osama they should let him go. Somewhere in NYC. Time and place to be announced, on all TV and radio stations. Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Botch.: [b]If they caught Osama they should let him go. Somewhere in NYC. Time and place to be announced, on all TV and radio stations.[/b][/quote]Works for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Heehee good idea Botch! While they're at it, they might as well let John Lennon's killer loose in the streets of NYC, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wow Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 [quote] Originally posted by Botch.: If they caught Osama they should let him go. Somewhere in NYC. Time and place to be announced, on all TV and radio stations. [/quote]Now that would be good TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brittanylips Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Sal O'lando: [b]There was also a rumor that bush might say something intelligent. No idea how these crazy rumors get started :freak: [/b][/quote]:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP3 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Lucky Charms O' Cereal: [b]OK but when we do catch him here's the plan. A crane lifts him up 125feet on a 4' x 8' steel plate. A torch is lit under the plate. Bin must decide if he wants to stay on the plate or jump. [/b][/quote]Make that 1250 feet. A little more time for him to think on his way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZsound Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 I can't believe my eyes. Suddenly you are all talking about taking away his rights? We should have a court appointed attorney, we need to make sure he was Marandized properly. Make sure he has a warm cell with cable TV, internet access and conjugal visits from his forty eight wives. After all this is America and we are really concerned about human rights. We actually should hand Bin Laden over to Saddam instead of President Bush since Bush is worse than Saddam, right? I'm sure Johnny Cochran will take him on as a client. He'll be fine. Mark G. "A man may fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame others" -- John Burroughs "I consider ethics, as well as religion, as supplements to law in the government of man." -- Thomas Jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Maybe they should release bush in compton and see how long he lasts :eek: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Botch, I had a similar idea, except that it would be to strap him in a harness, and dangle him from a helicopter above Manhattan or somesuch, out of reach of hands, but not out of reach of clubs. Let it go on for a couple of hours. One of my coworkers and I decided another good one would be to use him as a crash test dummy; preferably at someplace like Volvo, because the cars are generally built to be tough, we could use him over and over and over again. I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 I still like the old "sex change operation" idea, then release him in a radical islamic society - but feed him nothing but ham and bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by GZsound: [b]I'm sure Johnny Cochran will take him on as a client. He'll be fine.[/b][/quote]That's the scariest thing I've read in months... :mad: :eek: :p :D Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovepusher Sly Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Save him for the NYC 4th. of July fireworks, strap him to one of those 1200ft. mortars, and watch him explode into red, white, and blue sparkles over Manhattan. Sirrrrrriiiirrrrr....[b]KA-BLAM!![/b] :eek: :thu: Sly :cool: Whasineva ehaiz, ehissgot ta be Funky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Philip O'Keefe: [b]I still like the old "sex change operation" idea, then release him in a radical islamic society - but feed him nothing but ham and bacon.[/b][/quote]'cept phil, we gonna need his nads intact fer awhile to help mr laden properly answer a few questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 The sad reality is this: [i]If[/i] he is ever captured and handed over to the US, he will be treated like a visiting dignitary because the rest of the world will be watching like hawks. He will be charged, and after 2-3 years of building a case against him(while he and his team gets the best lawyers who want to make a name for themselves, he will come to a trial that will be a bigger circus than the OJ debacle. The US will of course seek the death penalty, Amnisty International will file injunctions, most of the leading countries in the UN will protest and threaten to pull out because captital punishment is a no-no. There will be delay after delay, while the US gives him the best medical treatments available(At taxpayer expense) to keep him alive for trial. At some point, he will grow too ill to appear at the trial(He has some sort of liver condition), and the country will keep a death vigil over him like has never been seen. There may be celebrations when he finally dies, but we will all sense an incompleteness, and emptyness, because in the end, he won. He won on September 11, 2001, because we could never do the damage to him that he did to us. If we wiped out Al Quiada and his whole familiy, we still lose. See, he took something from us. Even if we rain vengence upon him, he had nothing to lose anyway. But in Syria, they sing his praises in the street. In Lebenon, the sell his posters and burn American presidents in effegy. If he escapes, he becomes Robin Hood, a legend that bested the Sheriff of Nottingham. If we catch him and execute him, he's Ghandi, and the most terrible marytr that we could imagine. It's not like Hitler or Napolean. There are still millions of people that believe the same things that he does, and are clenching thier fists, thrusting them in the air and saying, "Yeah, that's it, you show them Osama!". He dies, he becomes a god. He's killed by a marine while being taken, he's a god. He's tortured, he's a god. Life in prison ... See my point? He already won. I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 His family were already treated like visiting dignitiaries when they were given executive escort out of the country on 9/11, sans questioning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Sal O'lando: [b]His family were already treated like visiting dignitiaries when they were given executive escort out of the country on 9/11, sans questioning.[/b][/quote]Yeah, how 'bout [i]that[/i]? I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meccajay Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by GZsound: [b] I'm sure Johnny Cochran will take him on as a client. He'll be fine.[/b][/quote]Ok so now Johnny's 25-30yr career in law gets reduced to him ONLY representing guilty murderers huh?! Give me a break, Johnny's convicted more people as an asst DA in LA than most lawyers could ever dream about! Besides you may wanna count F Lee Bailey, Barry Scheck, and that Robert Shapiro in on any future dream team's as they were apart of the last one too... In reality, I'll bet Johnny and his dream team cohorts are gonna watch these proceedings(devoid of televised torture) from the comfort of their living room just the same... TROLL . . . ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wow Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [quote] The NBA - It's HO-tastic [/quote]Are you knocking shawn kemp? :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Kemp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wow Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Kemp is a ho from Seattle. I dont know where he is now. I think he is on the 10 most wanted list for back child support. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steve LeBlanc Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [quote]Ok so now Johnny's 25-30yr career in law gets reduced to him ONLY representing guilty murderers huh?! Give me a break, Johnny's convicted more people as an asst DA in LA than most lawyers could ever dream about! Besides you may wanna count F Lee Bailey, Barry Scheck, and that Robert Shapiro in on any future dream team's as they were apart of the last one too...[/quote]no shit...the amount of lazy thinking around here boggles my mind sometimes. http://www.youtube.com/notesleb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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