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#59224 - 06/11/02 06:45 PM OT: the Alphabet Game
surfjunkie Offline
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okay, let's see if this will work.

we are going to write a little story about a guy that goes to Guitar Center.
here are the rules:

rule #1: you can only write one sentence.

rule #2: your sentence must begin with the letter of the alphabet that comes next

example

Artie likes peaches.
But the store is out of them.
Canned pears are not a good substitute.


rule #3: you can only submit one post to this thread.

rule #4: disable your signature for this thread (uncheck the box below the "instant ubb code" stuff). it'll make our story easier to read.

i'll start:

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A guy walks into Guitar Center.

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#59225 - 06/11/02 06:47 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Rod S Offline
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But as he goes to ask this guy where the keyboard department is, he is rudely ignored, and the salesman walks away.
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#59226 - 06/11/02 06:50 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
ha ha faa_Q Offline
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Registered: 03/18/01
Posts: 117
Loc: Barcelona, España
"Christ!" he fumes, as the veins in his temples bulge with ever-increasing anger, and in his state of frenzied rage, proceeds to walk over to the fire hose and ...

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#59227 - 06/11/02 06:52 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Mark Zeger Offline
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Registered: 03/21/01
Posts: 5315
Loc: Rochester, NY
Doesn't anyone want me to buy something here?

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#59228 - 06/11/02 06:54 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Lee Flier Offline
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...Damn, I was trying to reply to Jimmy's post but he edited it so it doesn't work anymore! No fair! \:D

(well, at least that fits the next letter!)
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#59229 - 06/11/02 06:54 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Bobro Offline
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...Disembowl himself; freed from the burden of his digestive system and genitalia, he realizes that his soul is fast oozing away into the gutter and he's ready to go back into Guitar Center!

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#59230 - 06/11/02 06:56 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
surfjunkie Offline
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<<>>

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#59231 - 06/11/02 06:57 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
not coaster MODERATOR Offline
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"Everybody who works in this place should have themselves put to sleep" sez he..

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#59232 - 06/11/02 07:08 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Sylver Offline
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"Fortunately, I keep a large supply of cyanide with me at all times", he says, as it occurs to him that the entire store staff resembles Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture show.
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#59233 - 06/11/02 07:12 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Christopher Robin Offline
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Good Lord, who do I have to kill to buy a pack of strings??
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#59234 - 06/11/02 07:15 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
not coaster MODERATOR Offline
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(get back in the game Lee. Your post doesn't count)

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#59235 - 06/11/02 07:35 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Felix_dup1 Offline
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Registered: 12/17/01
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Loc: Portland,RI,UNITED STATES
"hel-LOOO! HELLOOOOOO! Does anyone want to help me???!!!!," he shouted in a combination of anger and frustration as he wandered the store.

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#59236 - 06/11/02 07:40 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
XNU8D+ Offline
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Posts: 115
Loc: SE-NC-US
I must be invisible, I can't believe there's no one in this store paying attention to me, hey I am invisible.
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#59237 - 06/11/02 07:40 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Bonedog Offline
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Loc: St. John's, NL, Canada
(shit I was too slow)
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#59238 - 06/11/02 07:51 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Wewus432 Offline
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J. Geils knocked over a large display of amps in the center of the store.

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#59239 - 06/11/02 08:09 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Tedster Offline
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Keyboards came crashing down, as the Marshall stacks fell like dominoes into the Roland display.
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#59240 - 06/11/02 08:15 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Gus Lozada Offline
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Look at me Idiots, here's a potential customer !!! Where are you, guys?
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#59241 - 06/11/02 08:17 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Eric Worthington Offline
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Loc: Hatfield,PA,UNITED STATES
Lo and behold, a salesman arrived, but he could immediately tell that it was all a big, big mistake--he would have been better off fending for himself.

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#59242 - 06/11/02 08:21 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
KHAN Offline
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Mackie-Mackie-Mackie, nothing but Mackie's everywhere.
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#59243 - 06/11/02 09:59 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Tom Capasso Offline
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Not able to get past the lack of power amp/mixer choices, not able to get strings, not able to get any attention in the keyboard dept., our hero turns on the hose.
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#59244 - 06/11/02 10:30 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
mattzen Offline
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA, USA
Of course, not more than a trickle escaped from the bronze nozzle of the hose.

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#59245 - 06/11/02 11:16 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Botch. Offline
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Plugging of the city's water mains by the Martians was suspected (or possibly by Dave Bryce, two days after he tried all those sandwich recipes) so he cast the hose aside and yelled:
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#59246 - 06/11/02 11:23 PM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Dogfur Offline
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Registered: 09/02/01
Posts: 1051
Loc: the last room on the left
"QUIT THIS INSANITY! ENOUGH ALREADY" as he crumpled to the floor, dripping hose flailing against a poster of Steve Vai...
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Woof!

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#59247 - 06/12/02 12:50 AM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
w8ter Offline
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Loc: UNITED STATES
Realization hit him, he wuz drowning.

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#59248 - 06/12/02 12:52 AM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
videoeditor1 Offline
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Six million ways to die, and he's losing out to a hose, striking a wet, forlorn, prostrate pose.

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#59249 - 06/12/02 01:06 AM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Dak Lander Offline
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Thinking, so this is how it ends.
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#59250 - 06/12/02 01:18 AM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
InsightPro Offline
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Registered: 12/10/00
Posts: 101
Loc: Houma,LA,UNITED STATES
Unbelievably, it might not be over...nope...not yet...
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#59251 - 06/12/02 01:41 AM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Dix Offline
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Registered: 06/02/02
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Loc: Maine
Violins.... he could hear the sound of violins.
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#59252 - 06/12/02 01:54 AM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
ViLo Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by InsightPro:
Unbelievably, it might not be over...nope...not yet...
What???Arthur does not work here anymore???
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#59253 - 06/12/02 02:16 AM Re: OT: the Alphabet Game
Tiny Balzac Offline
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You Fired Kenny?!? YOU BASTARDS!!

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