Zippity-do dah,what a woonderful day.

... And they lived happily ever after.

(are we back to A now?)

But there was another Guitar Center just down the road....and he still had 2 stinkbombs left

Clamping the stink bombs to his perineum, he walked down the road to Guitar Center II

"Damn," he said to himself, "i thought i just drowned back there in some freak water hose accident, but yet here i am!"

Evil continues to proliferate thoughout the land, in flourescent-neon outlets dripping with shiny newness and wank - so, it is not yet time for me to die.

Far away in the distance he could hear the sirens of police and emergency vehicles approaching the scene.

"Get inside quick!" a familiar voice calls out - and yet as I turned around the hair on my neck began to stand on its end, and the awful taste of bile crept up my throat as I prepared myself for the putrid, withering figure that was - and now, somehow, is - Kurt Cobain, who continues with, "Guitar Center and MARS are merging into one!"

"How can this be?" he cried, clasping his hands to his head, "Courtney has voodoo qualities" replied the decomposing figure before him, as an ear fell off and landed on his musty shoe.

Yay! That was fun.

Infused with a newfound sense of purpose and inspired by the apparition that had just appeared before him, he burst into the store, determined to find The Chosen One - He (or she) who would deliver music retail service from the depths of despair, and send it rising from the ashes up into a new, exciting and fulfilling experience for All Musicians.

Just as our hero steps thru the turnstile, a young, neat person steps forward and says "I know you want to look around, but if there's something you need, let me know - my name is Nick - I'm new but I'll do my best".

Kustom amps are all you carry?

(How come I always end up with "K"???)

Bekause..

"Let me show you the back room," Nick says with a sly grin, "It's where we keep all the Beringers!"

"May I first use the restroom" he asked, and "I would like to change into my Braveheart outfit" thought he.

"No, you may not use the restroom" said Nick, in a tone of voice that was destroying my soul's equilibrium.

"It is now the domain of He Who Is Elvis, Master of the Dead Rock Gods" Nick continued, wiping a small trail of saliva from his mouth.

"Oh no!" out hero shouted as his fevered brain worked out who Nick really was. All of a sudden, there was a loud crash as a wall burst inwards, revealing the Mystery Machine. After the dust had settled, Scooby and the gang proceeded to unmask the evil Nick.

"Proffessor Doonswaggle!" they cried in unison, "you wanted to take over all of the music stores in the world and replace them with cookie-cutter shops that hire employees that know about as much about music as Daphne knows about the Harlem Globetrotters!"
"Quite right," he sneered, "and i would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you nosy kids and that mangy dog."
"Ruck roo!"

'Seize the professor!' said Hubert, determined to bring this evil to an end once and for all

Turning quickly, Hubert noticed that no other SSS Forum members were playing this silly game anymore....

"Understand this" said TheWewus "I will have nothing to do with Scooby Doo, and I've already contributed to this thread so if you could say something starting with a V that would be cool, heard any good limericks lately?"

Voluptuous Wewus, I have not heard any good limericks lately.

Undoubtedly you will supply one utilisng the letter X, which comes next

X that. I don't mess around with limericks OR rebuses. Thanks for calling me voluptuous. By the way W was next.

Yo no se si deberia escribir algo que empieze con y o con w, que piensan ustedes?