Bobro Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 ...they're evil they're cruel they'll play you like a fool and it'll take you 15 years later to understand you've been handled like a tool. :mad: :love: -Bobro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 a cute one is cool a smart one's a jewel to both you're a mule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisDude Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Some of our greatest minds have actually proved it with a theorom: Women takes time and money. Women = time x money Time IS money Women = money x money = money ^ 2 Money is the root of all evil money = sqrt(evil) => money^2 = evil since women = money^2 women = evil :D (don't bash me, It's a joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Aaarrggg...on another thread Lee "accidentally" explained a long-standing riddle of my teenage years, and now I feel like a blue-ribbon buffoon...off to grab a couple of beers while the gray-haired guys laugh at my sorry ass... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikestr Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 At first they seem so sweet they may even dress you neat, she says 'oh! your in a band... gosh that is so grand'. In time you call her 'Honey' just about the time she takes your money, you say 'I've got a gig tonight' she says 'Thats bullshit, you've had a gig every weekend since we met and now its time to spend your weekends with me. Whats more important me or your band.' You say 'To be honest and to be true, I'll take my music over you. Goodbye girl, what was your name? I'll hook up tonight just the same'. ikestr ...hertz down low.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Okay, you know I'm shucking and jiving. Still, it's a trippy thing. All I have to say at this point is... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...... What would be really cool is if I could have all this male/female stuff figured out when I was a grandfather and didn't give a shit anymore, sitting back drinking beer watching the kids play it out all out over again. Now there's another thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strat0124 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 From Ry Cooder's Bop till you drop: My father told me, on his bed of death Said woman, gonna take care of herself While shes living high on the hog You'll be down there scrufflin like a dog The very thing makes her rich, will make you poor Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Gauss Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 <> generally don't have penises. i like that. -d. gauss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strat0124 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by d gauss: [b]<> generally don't have penises. i like that. -d. gauss[/b][/quote]WHAT???????? DANG!!!!!!!!! Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeon Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [quote][i]Bobro said:[/i] [b]and it'll take you 15 years later to understand you've been handled like a tool.[/b][/quote]and hopefully, part of the understanding will be the realization that the only constant in the whole equation was...[b]you.[/b] :D Go tell someone you love that you love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rim Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 What I'm only beginning to learn is, women have a different logic than men. Neither is more right or wrong but men think women's logic is illogical and probably vice versa. This is why I've had a lot of trouble "figuring out" women. I've been trying to apply my logic to their behaviour which doesn't fit. Now I try to learn a little of their logic which explains their behaviour a lot better. Of course, this is a generalization but I think it applies to a lot of cases. aka riffing Double Post music: Strip Down http://rimspeed.com http://loadedtheband.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Bobro: [b]What would be really cool is if I could have all this male/female stuff figured out when I was a grandfather[/b][/quote]Give up. Now. You'll save yourself a lot of anguish if you just accept that we'll never, ever understand them. And that's okay. - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Well, what is it you don't understand? Perhaps I can help. :) --Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Lee Flier: [b]Well, what is it you don't understand? Perhaps I can help. :) --Lee[/b][/quote]Thanks Lee...you already explained something on the other thread. Made my day to say "Doh!" like Homer Simpson and have a good laugh at myself. Happily married to a wonderful, beautiful, bright and fiery lady since 97, must be doing something right even if I don't know what it is! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by riffing: [b]What I'm only beginning to learn is, women have a different logic than men.[/b][/quote]Is that difference due to social training, or is it just [i]NATURE'S WAY[/i] of confounding seemingly simple things, so our breeding doesn't go unchecked? 'CAUSE I WANNA KNOW... Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Bobro: [b]on another thread Lee "accidentally" explained a long-standing riddle of my teenage years, [/b][/quote]Ooooh! Which thread is that? Maybe we can all benefit. Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Super 8: [b] [quote]Originally posted by Bobro: [b]on another thread Lee "accidentally" explained a long-standing riddle of my teenage years, [/b][/quote]Ooooh! Which thread is that? Maybe we can all benefit.[/b][/quote]Over on the thread about bugging Cereal until he posts 2,000. Well as they say...Vive la Difference. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duhduh Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Riffing hit the nail on the head. Ive been into that train of thought for years. Women have always been suprised out how well I understand them. Women [i]must[/i] be evil. They're the only animal on the planet that can bleed for 7 days straight and not die! "Lots of people talkin' Few of them know The soul of a woman Was created below" "Meat is the only thing you need beside beer! Big hunks of meat and BEER!!...Lots of freakin' BEER." "Hey, I'm not Jesus Christ, I can't turn water into wine. The best I can do is turn beer into urine." Zakk Wylde http://www.hepcnet.net/bbssmilies/super.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15_1_109.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skip_dup1 Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 beautiful women are alluring alluring. Root word: lure guess who`s the trout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Behind every great man that's ever come along. There's a woman behind him telling him he's wrong. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip McDonald Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Bobro: [b]What would be really cool is if I could have all this male/female stuff figured out [/b] [/quote]There's nothing to figure out, humans are all deceitful and untrustworthy. Women are just better at appearing to the contrary. Deftly skilled at hiding it, while at the same time being moronic at NOT seeing it when it's out in the open. That's the ironic twist. Guitar Lessons in Augusta Georgia: www.chipmcdonald.com Eccentric blog: https://chipmcdonaldblog.blogspot.com/ / "big ass windbag" - Bruce Swedien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 HEARTACHES BY THE NUMBER Written by Harlan Howard (As performed by Ray Price) Heartache number one was when you left me I never knew that I could hurt this way And heartache number two was when you come back again You came back and never meant to stay (Chorus) Now I've got heartaches by the number, troubles by the score Ev'ryday you love me less, each day I love you more Yes I've got heartaches by the number, a love that I can't win But the day that I stop counting, that's the day my world will end Heartache number three was when you called me And said that you were coming back to stay With hopeful heart I waited for your knock on the door I waited but you must have lost your way --------------- /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b] [quote]Originally posted by Bobro: [b]What would be really cool is if I could have all this male/female stuff figured out [/b] [/quote]There's nothing to figure out, humans are all deceitful and untrustworthy. Women are just better at appearing to the contrary. Deftly skilled at hiding it, while at the same time being moronic at NOT seeing it when it's out in the open. That's the ironic twist.[/b][/quote]Hahaha! I don't buy it- and I'm not talking about understanding things in words, but in deeds and feelings. The "ironic twist" is that I don't claim to "understand" any other person on earth but somehow manage to have fantastic friendships and a great marriage....hmmmmmmmmmmm...... Fairy-tales are better at "explaining" how things work with people than science or cynicism, IMO. But whatever works for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 You're breaking my heart, You're tearing it apart, So F*uck you! -Harry Neilson -David http://www.garageband.com/artist/MichaelangelosMuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 [img]http://www.uoregon.edu/~gleasonj/manwoman.jpg[/img] http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted August 9, 2002 Author Share Posted August 9, 2002 Veev lah differ-awnse, moan sherry! -Bobro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-brm Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 I'll be linking to that JPEG for sure. Thanks. My Heathkits and Dynacos are somewhere in between the two extremes but the color is right. It's OK to tempt fate. Just don't drop your drawers and moon her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryrobinett Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Mats Olsson: Thanks. I've seen something like that before and love it. BTW I thought it was suppose to be [i]dyslexics of the world untie![/i] All the best, Henry Robinett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 LOL, I've had that picture for a couple of years now but it still cracks me up every time I see it! Although I'm definitely more in the middle of the two somewhere... at least the layout of my front panel is better organized than that! :D Most men I know have a few knobs of their own too... or at least one "knob", I think it's their "gain control". :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenElevenShadows Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Funny picture!! Odd thread!! Ken Lee Photography - photos and books Eleven Shadows ambient music The Mercury Seven-cool spacey music Linktree to various sites Instagram Nightaxians Video Podcast Eleven Shadows website Ken Lee Photography Pinterest Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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