David Emm Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 America excels at producing aerosol cheese in a can. I'd like this rig to be attached to my phone, warning me of cold sales calls & other detritus. Quote "We're the crash test dummies of the digital age." ~ Kara Swisher, "Burn Book" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzpiano88 Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 I"d suggest turning this into your ringtone for a far more satisfying experience. [video:youtube] Quote J a z z P i a n o 8 8 -- Yamaha C7D Montage M8x | CP300 | CP4 | SK1-73 | OB6 | Seven K8.2 | 3300 | CPSv.3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuruPrionz Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 I am pondering the profound opportunity for sabotage. It's hindsight but Uncle Jake had a large hog farm - up to 600 head sometimes. That was a sound!!!!! Quote It took a chunk of my life to get here and I am still not sure where "here" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real MC Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 I should use a really wet flatulence sound for a ring tone. Picture a party with friends eating out at the dinner table, my phone goes off, and I say "excuse me" and reach behind me, and there isn't an eyebrow that isn't raised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old No7 Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 I should use a really wet flatulence sound for a ring tone. Picture a party with friends eating out at the dinner table, my phone goes off, and I say "excuse me" and reach behind me, and there isn't an eyebrow that isn't raised. Even better -- Would be a way to text any friend and have THAT sound go off on their phone as the text alert... That could be interesting! Old No7 Quote Yamaha MODX6 * Hammond SK Pro 73 * Roland Fantom-08 * Crumar Mojo Pedals * Mackie Thump 12As * Tascam DP-24SD * JBL 305 MkIIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Even better -- Would be a way to text any friend and have THAT sound go off on their phone as the text alert... That could be interesting! Old No7 Oh my. That opens up a whole realm of possibilities for livening up a business meeting... The first time I demoed an Ensoniq Mirage, the sales guy had a sample of a Marilyn Chambers movie soundtrack loaded. So, with your concept you could... Oh never mind. You get the idea. Quote Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reezekeys Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 That NFL "roar of the crowd machine" that tens of millions of people heard was being controlled by a... $75 Korg NanoKontrol 2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Schiller Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Can anyone ID the DAW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfD Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 I do not believe the NFL will stop using that technology when fans return to stadiums. Crowd Noise Enhancement Specialist (CNES) will be a job title. Quote PD "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return."--E. Ahbez "Nature Boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Mike Metlay Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 I should use a really wet flatulence sound for a ring tone. Picture a party with friends eating out at the dinner table, my phone goes off, and I say "excuse me" and reach behind me, and there isn't an eyebrow that isn't raised. Similar concept but totally different application: many many years ago, at a bar that I frequented, was a waitress who was a massive crush for me (and most of the other guys and some of the girls). She was built for comfort rather than for speed and knew it, and had no trouble with giving back as good as she got with the crowd she had to put up with. Having seen her break a beer bottle over the head of a customer who got too handsy (more than once), the regulars gave her plenty of space. She had one of those wall-mounted bottle openers like you see in bars, attached to a riveted clamp that she fastened to her belt in the back so it was just above her bum. You didn't notice it at first, but you surely did after you handed her a bottle to open and she put it behind herself, squatted a little, made some faces, and then at the **psshhhht!** looked relieved... and handed the bottle back with a big smile. Quote Dr. Mike Metlay (PhD in nuclear physics, golly gosh) Musician, Author, Editor, Educator, Impresario, Online Radio Guy, Cut-Rate Polymath, and Kindly Pedant Editor-in-Chief, Bjooks ~ Author of SYNTH GEMS 1 clicky!: more about me ~ my radio station (and my fam) ~ my local tribe ~ my day job ~ my book ~ my music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzpiano88 Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Even better -- Would be a way to text any friend and have THAT sound go off on their phone as the text alert... That could be interesting! Old No7 Oh my. That opens up a whole realm of possibilities for livening up a business meeting... I always love the dolts who use the traditional desk or wall telephone ringer on their cell phone. As if they are going to pull a Western Electric 500 out of their trousers to answer it. Quote J a z z P i a n o 8 8 -- Yamaha C7D Montage M8x | CP300 | CP4 | SK1-73 | OB6 | Seven K8.2 | 3300 | CPSv.3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Mike Metlay Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 We all know someone we'd assign this to as a ringtone: [video:youtube] Quote Dr. Mike Metlay (PhD in nuclear physics, golly gosh) Musician, Author, Editor, Educator, Impresario, Online Radio Guy, Cut-Rate Polymath, and Kindly Pedant Editor-in-Chief, Bjooks ~ Author of SYNTH GEMS 1 clicky!: more about me ~ my radio station (and my fam) ~ my local tribe ~ my day job ~ my book ~ my music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Emm Posted February 11, 2021 Author Share Posted February 11, 2021 My sister has an excellent ringtone for my other sister. Its a "Despicable Me" Minion in fire-truck mode, going "Bee-doh! Bee-doh! Bee-doh!" Its a bit disturbing, but we're a dedicated Addams family. Quote "We're the crash test dummies of the digital age." ~ Kara Swisher, "Burn Book" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allan_evett Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I always love the dolts who use the traditional desk or wall telephone ringer on their cell phone. As if they are going to pull a Western Electric 500 out of their trousers to answer it. Hey! I resemble that remark... Quote 'Someday, we'll look back on these days and laugh; likely a maniacal laugh from our padded cells, but a laugh nonetheless' - Mr. Boffo. We need a barfing cat emoticon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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