CEB Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 [video:youtube] Quote "It doesn't have to be difficult to be cool" - Mitch Towne "A great musician can bring tears to your eyes!!! So can a auto Mechanic." - Stokes Hunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Muscara Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 *ahem* Quote "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! Hoo hoo!" - Daffy Duck "The good news is that once you start piano you never have to worry about getting laid again. More time to practice!" - MOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dongna Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 LOL at 3:32... (first video) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doerfler Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 excellent player and very funny. We can give Joshua a pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam CA Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I'd seen the first video before. It's funny because it's true. At this point of my life, I'm the type who plays at 3 or 4 am....except I got a sound proof studio now. I've got kicked out of apartments a few times in the past though. Is that a midi bar? Do you guys know what type it is? Quote www.youtube.com/c/InTheMixReviews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BbAltered Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 He forgot: "The Guy Who Plays with Too Much Sustain Pedal". Quote J.S. Bach Well Tempered Klavier The collected works of Scott Joplin Ray Charles Genius plus Soul Charlie Parker Omnibook Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life Weather Report Mr. Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docbop Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I'm guilty of #5 I like to practice late at night and I don't like headphones. I do switch to Rhodes sound and drop the volume so no complains, I'd say it's quieter than when I watch TV late at night. I've always been a night owl luckily my parents were really sound sleeper and used to me playing music late into the night. What they didn't realize was how many people were coming in and out of the house after midnight. My bedrood was in the front of the house and my friends knew if the light was on I was up listening to music. So they would come tap on the window and I would let them in and close the door and be up playing records and talking music. I had a huge record collection so my place was the place everyone liked to hang out and talk music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider76 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Do you think #7 refers to the instrument or to the song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Emm Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I'm at #16 now: The Guy who yells "WHAT IN THE F IS WRONG WITH YOU??" when anyone starts that crap. Putting food anywhere near the keys deserves a roundhouse slap. Its even worse when someone pulls the synthesizer version on you, pecking out "Jump" or digging for patch cords while you simmer. Quote "We're the crash test dummies of the digital age." ~ Kara Swisher, "Burn Book" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docbop Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Do you think #7 refers to the instrument or to the song? I would say the melodica is the target of that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyRude Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 I like #8 "I wrote this song for you!" and then he starts playing Beethoven Quote Some music I've recorded and played over the years with a few different bands Tommy Rude Soundcloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niacin Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Where's Keith Jarrett humming Christmas tunes when I need it. Stupid search engine. Quote Gig keys: Hammond SKpro, Korg Vox Continental, Crumar Mojo 61, Crumar Mojo Pedals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzpiano88 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Where's Keith Jarrett humming Christmas tunes when I need it. Stupid search engine. Humming?!? My cat gets agitated when I play that stuff. She thinks it's the neighbor cat taking out a screech owl. Quote J a z z P i a n o 8 8 -- Yamaha C7D Montage M8x | CP300 | CP4 | SK1-73 | OB6 | Seven K8.2 | 3300 | CPSv.3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niacin Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Yeh hunming, Keith minus the piano, so you just hear his humming, it's an ad for a xmas album, too funny. Quote Gig keys: Hammond SKpro, Korg Vox Continental, Crumar Mojo 61, Crumar Mojo Pedals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Muscara Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Is it that time of year again. Enjoy! http://www.planetcanadice.com/Skits/KJOffer.mp3 Quote "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! Hoo hoo!" - Daffy Duck "The good news is that once you start piano you never have to worry about getting laid again. More time to practice!" - MOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adan Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 The most annoying piano player is the one who wants to play between sets at your solo gig. Even if they're super talented, it usually fails because they don't know how to play to the room. I try to be polite, but the honest statement would be "I don't have this gig because I'm more skilled than you, I've got it because I know how to play to this room." Some just won't allow anyone near the keys between sets. I've always tried to be open-minded about it because once in awhile it can help create a party atmosphere, more drinks all around, etc. . .. more often if fails badly. Quote Gigging: Crumar Mojo 61, Hammond SKPro Home: Vintage Vibe 64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marzzz Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Anyone who plays "New York, New York!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkfloydcramer Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Piano players who think they get paid per arpeggio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Anyone whose Ego is bigger than their abilities. Quote Col Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16251 Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 FB friends, acquaintances, people who post a lot about gigs, playing, etc but never share live performances of themselves. Quote AvantGrand N2 | ES520 | Gallien-Krueger MK & MP | https://soundcloud.com/pete36251 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEB Posted December 8, 2020 Author Share Posted December 8, 2020 That"s because you need to pay to see the show. ð° ð° ð°. ð Quote "It doesn't have to be difficult to be cool" - Mitch Towne "A great musician can bring tears to your eyes!!! So can a auto Mechanic." - Stokes Hunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursers Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Anyone whose Ego is bigger than their abilities. Does this apply if you have a normal ego but really poor abilities? (Puts hand up) Quote The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markyboard Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Anyone whose Ego is bigger than their abilities. Does this apply if you have a normal ego but really poor abilities? (Puts hand up) Are you bragging about your normal ego again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nursers Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Anyone whose Ego is bigger than their abilities. Does this apply if you have a normal ego but really poor abilities? (Puts hand up) Are you bragging about your normal ego again? Not anymore - you've just knocked me down a notch Quote The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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