This sounds like my kind of good time. Thanks for the recommendation!
You of all people will LOVE it, guaranteed.
Maybe it will inspire you to produce the musical "No More Cloudy Days!"
at NAMM, where nubile women and buff dudes extol the virtues of the Cloudlifter during the climactic closing number, while a giant fake sun rises slowly behind the dancers.
And have Christina Aguilera sing "Lift Me Up" as she sits on a pyramid of Cloudlifters, surrounded by giant dancing microphones. Yeah, that's the ticket!