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Camera Joke of the Day #2999331 07/19/19 08:20 PM
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What do you call an overly-obnoxious paparazzi?

A zoom creep. laugh


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Re: Camera Joke of the Day [Re: Synthoid] #2999355 07/19/19 09:42 PM
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The 24-70 zoom lens I got recently has a barrel lock - no more zoom creep!

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“A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said ‘I love your pictures – they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’

He said nothing until dinner was finished, then:

‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific Stove.'”

-Sam Haskins

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Originally Posted by RichieP_MechE
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The 24-70 zoom lens I got recently has a barrel lock - no more zoom creep!


They really are quite handy. My Nikkor 28-300mm has a barrel lock,m locking it at 28mm, handy when hiking.

The Irix 15mm is a prime lens, so it doesn't have lens creep, but the lock is really handy, a feature that night photographers frequently like to have so it doesn't change and you don't mistakenly bump it, something that is rather likely when doing tripod work in the dark.

Re: Camera Joke of the Day [Re: KenElevenShadows] #2999723 07/22/19 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by KenElevenShadows
“A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said ‘I love your pictures – they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’

He said nothing until dinner was finished, then:

‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific Stove.'”



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Re: Camera Joke of the Day [Re: Synthoid] #3000219 07/25/19 02:33 PM
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Just bought a pancake lens. What syrup do people prefer with these? smile


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