I had two smart brethren suggest that maybe I didn't need this board, but I was seduced by her knobs and curves. Won't be the last time that happens, in life or music.
Anyway, here's the deal. I bought this brand new, in original carton, from an ebay seller just trying to get some money for stuff that he came into. But in the intervening months, I have only used it once. The fault is not hers, it's a combination of how great the Nord Stage 3 Compact is, and my essential laziness; in almost all cases so far, I've been able to get by with one board. So it has sat safely in my little studio, dust cover on, only touched when I have needed to reach over and play a line or chord to learn a song.
Selling for $1K plus shipping, and if you're anywhere near local I'm happy to work out a custody exchange. Happy to throw in a (not terribly protective) gig bag for it that I've been meaning to sell as well.