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#2919828 - 04/07/18 05:43 AM I Too Will Reveal My True Name
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OK - in the spirit FunkyKeyStuff, I too want to reveal my true identity.

My true name is: Mike Litoris
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#2919830 - 04/07/18 05:56 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: BbAltered]
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#2919832 - 04/07/18 05:58 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: BbAltered]
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Originally Posted By: BbAltered


... Litoris


Now I wonder if you embezzled the "C" at the beginning ...

grin

facepalm

A.C.

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#2919833 - 04/07/18 06:14 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Al Coda]
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#2919836 - 04/07/18 06:20 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: DanL]
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#2919838 - 04/07/18 06:30 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: eric]
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I'm Grammy award winning multi instrumentalist Lenny Crevice.
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#2919839 - 04/07/18 06:31 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: DanL]
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Originally Posted By: Al Coda
Originally Posted By: BbAltered


... Litoris


Now I wonder if you embezzled the "C" at the beginning ...

grin

facepalm

A.C.
you mean he should have been B# all along?
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#2919841 - 04/07/18 06:35 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Delaware Dave]
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My true name is Craven Morehead.

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#2919843 - 04/07/18 06:48 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: p19978]
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We must be related, I'm Craven Morehead II.
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#2919845 - 04/07/18 06:57 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Delaware Dave]
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Miles.


Miles Long.
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#2919848 - 04/07/18 07:04 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Rusty Mike]
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Al Tosax, at your service!

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#2919850 - 04/07/18 07:20 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: TechEverlasting]
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All right you kids, settle down. Home room's just about to start!

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#2919855 - 04/07/18 07:43 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: PianoMan51]
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All right you kids, settle down. Home room's just about to start!

In the words of David Lee Roth, I've got it bad, I'm hot for the teacher especially if she has an apple bottom. Signed Cun E. Lingus. laughcool
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#2919856 - 04/07/18 07:43 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Rusty Mike]
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#2919866 - 04/07/18 08:16 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: wd8dky]
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What, are we back in 8th grade? I'm ashamed you guys!

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#2919873 - 04/07/18 08:56 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: ChiefDanG]
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Nice. You guys had better stop this or my name isnít Heywood Jablomi.
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#2919880 - 04/07/18 09:46 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: MathOfInsects]
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Originally Posted By: MathOfInsects
You guys had better stop this or my name isnít Heywood Jablomi.


it's not, that name belongs to hardware
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#2919885 - 04/07/18 10:11 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: TechEverlasting]
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Originally Posted By: TechEverlasting
Al Tosax, at your service!


Ten

Ten Orsax

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#2919888 - 04/07/18 10:19 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: El Lobo]
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#2919898 - 04/07/18 11:40 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: lightbg]
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I actually know a guy named Harry Kuntz III.

The fact that he's the third is what intrigues me.

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#2919902 - 04/07/18 12:10 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: El Lobo]
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The director of my old summer camp was Richard (Dick) Liss.

His wife was Ruth. She took his last name.

Their son was something that worked with "-less" as well, so obviously it was no surprise to them what they were working with.

---

Maybe worse, though: My old landlord's last name was Hunt, and his first name started with a C. He married a woman whose name started with a C, and she took his name.

They had two young children. Guess what letter they gave both kids at the start of their names?
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#2919903 - 04/07/18 12:10 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: El Lobo]
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A real guy: Eton Pussey.

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#2919904 - 04/07/18 12:15 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: TommyS]
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#2919917 - 04/07/18 01:52 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Canoehead]
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My name is Stu Pidasso.

My sister, Ella, got married and she's now Ella Funt.
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#2919918 - 04/07/18 01:54 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: El Lobo]
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Originally Posted By: El Lobo
I actually know a guy named Harry Kuntz III.

The fact that he's the third is what intrigues me.


I knew a guy named Harold Balczak Yes this is real.
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#2919922 - 04/07/18 02:24 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: EscapeRocks]
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Originally Posted By: EscapeRocks
My name is Stu Pidasso.

My sister, Ella, got married and she's now Ella Funt.



Wow. I am an idiot.

I used have my music spun on a podcast by a guy named Stu Bedasso. I never realized until right now that that must have been a fake name. I guess I never said it out loud. I'm special.
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#2919926 - 04/07/18 03:04 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: MathOfInsects]
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#2919928 - 04/07/18 03:13 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Shamanczarek]
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Hi there. My name is Hugh Jardonne, and I'd like to introduce my close friend Jacques Strap.


Edited by waygetter (04/07/18 03:26 PM)
Edit Reason: forgot to mention my close friend
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#2919933 - 04/07/18 03:45 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: waygetter]
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Some years ago a new Thai student registers for my course. For the initial roll call, I get to her name and stop. The young lady's called Mufaporn Kuntasuk, for crying out loud! No joke.
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#2919934 - 04/07/18 03:52 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: EscapeRocks]
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I must be older than you guys. I'm Al LoPecia.

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#2919937 - 04/07/18 04:01 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: ksoper]
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Maybe anathema to call out a jazzer here, but I always thought this was a bad name:

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#2919939 - 04/07/18 04:07 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Dr88s]
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#2919952 - 04/07/18 05:59 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: marino]
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I am hereby absolved of all past and future bad puns. And yes I know, they're all bad.

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#2919957 - 04/07/18 07:48 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: ksoper]
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Barry?

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#2919983 - 04/08/18 04:49 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Iconoclast]
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So I reveal my true name and everyone makes fun.

I'm gonna go hang with my girl - Sitanya Johnson. shocked
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#2919985 - 04/08/18 04:54 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: BbAltered]
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#2919995 - 04/08/18 06:44 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Coker]
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Willie Dugay here...

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#2919996 - 04/08/18 06:50 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: ewall08530]
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Very funny - Jim Shoe.
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#2919998 - 04/08/18 07:03 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: KeyMoe]
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Leo Batfish here, posting from Suk Muk Dik.
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#2920003 - 04/08/18 07:28 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: KeyMoe]
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Originally Posted By: KeyMoe
Very funny - Jim Shoe.


Mr Shu... are you serious about how many keyboards you possess?

Signed One Ball Hung Lo
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#2920068 - 04/08/18 01:54 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: I-missRichardTee]
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Originally Posted By: I-missRichardTee
Originally Posted By: KeyMoe
Very funny - Jim Shoe.


Mr Shu... are you serious about how many keyboards you possess?

Signed One Ball Hung Lo


Mr One Hung Lo - you can never have enough!!!
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#2920187 - 04/09/18 07:00 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: KeyMoe]
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There was an Asian girl in one of my undergrad college classes named Yung Suk. The instructor bravely tried to morph this into Yoong Souk when he called roll, but she would have none of it. "Young Suck!" she would proclaim.
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#2921657 - 04/16/18 07:47 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Wastrel]
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And then there was the NASCAR racer, Dick Trickle. Here he is, sucking on a stogie.

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#2921664 - 04/16/18 08:07 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: waygetter]
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Originally Posted By: waygetter

And then there was the NASCAR racer, Dick Trickle.


Once you are opening this up to athletes, there are a ton of horrible names, which I am far too mature to mention here. But not mature enough that I didn't just laugh out loud thinking about some of them.
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#2921683 - 04/16/18 09:07 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Dr88s]
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Phil McCavity checking in.
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#2921686 - 04/16/18 09:15 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: nursers]
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The Simpsons had some of the best ones:

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#2921687 - 04/16/18 09:16 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: nursers]
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In college, I toured with a fellow from Jakarta Indonesia named Jusak -- pronounced "yoo sock." Whenever we hollered for him -- "Hey, Jusak!" -- he would yell back "So do you!"
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#2921689 - 04/16/18 09:22 AM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: Tom Williams]
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Originally Posted By: Tom Williams
In college, I toured with a fellow from Jakarta Indonesia named Jusak -- pronounced "yoo sock." Whenever we hollered for him -- "Hey, Jusak!" -- he would yell back "So do you!"


Laughed loud at that.

UPDATE: Just did it again.
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#2921730 - 04/16/18 12:10 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: MathOfInsects]
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And the lovely Betty Stoopentake-it ,,,,

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#2921751 - 04/16/18 02:07 PM Re: I Too Will Reveal My True Name [Re: BbAltered]
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