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#2909238 - 02/13/18 07:47 AM I Hate Blue Balls
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My color blindness that makes it hard to see blue hues. Of course my club only stocks the standard blue racquetballs, so if I forget to bring my own I'm usually SOL. Never fails! I get all limbered up and ready to go, and then I'm stuck with these damn blue balls.

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#2909242 - 02/13/18 08:06 AM Re: I Hate Blue Balls [Re: #%$(#]
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I never knew this was a "real thing" until my college roomate came back from a long, non-touchy date with his very hot new girlfriend. He told me he had a stiffy (not to be crude) the entire date, and when he got back he just laid on the bed in a curled-up knot moaning LOL

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#2909299 - 02/13/18 11:12 AM Re: I Hate Blue Balls [Re: Stokely]
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Should have had a date with Mary Palm,,,

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#2909306 - 02/13/18 11:39 AM Re: I Hate Blue Balls [Re: TommyS]
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LOL
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#2909309 - 02/13/18 11:50 AM Re: I Hate Blue Balls [Re: Outkaster]
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#2909315 - 02/13/18 12:03 PM Re: I Hate Blue Balls [Re: timwat]
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Originally Posted By: timwat


that was what immediately came to mind to me too ... good one, Tim!
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#2909344 - 02/13/18 01:44 PM Re: I Hate Blue Balls [Re: #%$(#]
Tom Williams Offline
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Originally Posted By: #%$(#
My color blindness that makes it hard to see blue hues. Of course my club only stocks the standard blue racquetballs, so if I forget to bring my own I'm usually SOL. Never fails!
Taking you literally for the moment, I'd have assumed that they're just a different shade of gray for you. Quit whining, and ask 'em to give you a lighter colored room to bounce 'em around in. Failing that, since you're in the USA, sue them under some obscure ADA interpretation.

With the proceeds from the lawsuit you can build your own gym. Or hire lots of hookers.
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#2909367 - 02/13/18 03:25 PM Re: I Hate Blue Balls [Re: Tom Williams]
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Originally Posted By: Tom Williams
Originally Posted By: #%$(#
My color blindness that makes it hard to see blue hues. Of course my club only stocks the standard blue racquetballs, so if I forget to bring my own I'm usually SOL. Never fails!
Taking you literally for the moment


Don't ever do that. LOL

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