Synthoid Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Afternoon sonata and dancing: [video:youtube] Quote When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real MC Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 The Post Office receives this mysterious envelope addressed "To the greatest drummer in the world". The employee there happened to know the address for his friend the famous jazz drummer Elvin Jones so he mailed it to him. Elvin saw the address and said No this can't be for me, and he forwarded it to Max Roach. Max couldn't accept that letter was for him. So Max forwarded the letter to his friend Buddy Rich, who was notorious for his narcissism and flamboyant stage presence (as well as his reputation of being very hard to work for). Buddy was very delighted to receive the letter and proceeded to open it with glee. He pulled the letter out of the envelope and began to read out loud "Dear Ringo..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real MC Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 You can't take me to eat anywhere... Waitress: How would you like your burger cooked? Me: Both sides. Waitress: what would you folks like to drink? Mom: Decaf Coffee Brother: Coke Dad: Diet Coke Me: Diet water I have a question about an item in the menu. There's a meal called the waitress special; does that come in blonde or brunette? While ordering food at the Italian restaurant, my brother and I started (humorously) arguing over how to pronounce gnocchi. I was married to a red blooded Sicilian and she pronounced it with a silent G, my brother insisted it was with a hard G. I said at least it isn't pronounced "nookie". Our waitress brings our orders out, and as she sets my plate of gnocchi in front of me she very sweetly says "Here's your nookie". Busted a gut over that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindaru Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 One of my radio people did a show Monday on how the standard playing card deck aligns with the 52 weeks of the year, the four seasons, so forth. One of the things she mentioned was the Ace of Spades. This is always the card that has the manufacturer logo on it and is large compared to the other aces in the deck. I told her I had a deck of cards made by Bicycle and that they did the same thing with that particular card in making it very large and noticeable. Why? So you could "pedal your Ace all over town". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Grace Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Not surprisingly, someone I know thought I would find this funny: [video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY I only wish they knew how to spell "Geoff." Best, Geoff Quote My Blue Someday appears on Apple Music | Spotify | YouTube | Amazon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightbg Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 A penguin is about to take a nice drive in the country when he notices a stain under his car. He drives to his gas station and asks to have it looked at. The mechanic tells him the lift is busy; he'll need about 1/2 an hour. The penguin spots an ice cream stand across the street. He decides to treat himself and orders a triple scoop of vanilla. He enjoys every bit of it, but since he has no hands he left some drips on his beak. As he walks over to the garage the mechanic greets him. 'What did you find?" The mechanic replies "It looks like you blew a seal". The penguin says "Naw, that's just a little ice cream". Jake Quote 1967 B-3 w/(2) 122's, Nord C1w/Leslie 2101 top, Nord PedalKeys 27, Nord Electro 4D, IK B3X, QSC K12.2, Yamaha reface YC+CS+CP "It needs a Hammond" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doerfler Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_Gould Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 I heard the same joke in Alaska a few decades ago, but it involved an Inuit and a snowmobile. Your version is cuter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudyS Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Jake Haha, briljant Joke! Quote Rudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Nathan Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 An old Fav from the New Yorker. Quote Don't rush me. I'm playing as slowly as I can! http://www.stevenathanmusic.com/stevenathanmusic.com/HOME.html https://apple.co/2EGpYXK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightbg Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I guess I wasn't the first one with the Penguin Joke, but this version does have video...... [video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dfRZktrIlo Jake Quote 1967 B-3 w/(2) 122's, Nord C1w/Leslie 2101 top, Nord PedalKeys 27, Nord Electro 4D, IK B3X, QSC K12.2, Yamaha reface YC+CS+CP "It needs a Hammond" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MathOfInsects Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 That misplaced apostrophe is going to give me an aneurysm. Quote Now out! "Mind the Gap," a 24-song album of new material. www.joshweinstein.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Dan Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in the churchyard. A few days later, the town drunk was passing through the cemetery and heard a strange noise coming from the ground where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the Priest. The Priest bent down and put his ear to the grave, where he could hear some faint, unrecognizable music. Frightened, he ran and got the town magistrate. The magistrate arrived, put his ear to the ground and listened. After a while, he said "ah yes, that is Beethoven's 9th symphony playing backwards". He listened a while longer and said "There's the 8th symphony,and it's backwards as well. Most puzzling". So he kept listening "there's the 7th.....the 6th.....the 5th". Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate. He stood up and announced to the crowd that had been gathering, "My fellow citizens, there is nothing to worry about. It is just Beethoven decomposing". Quote Dan Acoustic/Electric stringed instruments ranging from 4 to 230 strings, hammered, picked, fingered, slapped, and plucked. Analog and Digital Electronic instruments, reeds, and throat/mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod S Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Got this yesterday. Thought it was cute... Quote Korg Kronos X73 / ARP Odyssey / Motif ES Rack / Roland D-05 / JP-08 / SE-05 / Jupiter Xm / Novation Mininova / NL2X / Waldorf Pulse II MBP-LOGIC American Deluxe P-Bass, Yamaha RBX760 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 OK. I know I'm probably showing my ignorance here, but what is the key signature with eight flats? Quote Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Quote When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bryce Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 A lady's fridge breaks. She calls the repair company. An older guy shows up. He walks up to the fridge and mutters, "Mmm-hmm - XJ-76B", and gives it a whack on the side. The fridge starts right up. He turns to the lady and says, "There you go". She says, "That's it? Cool! What do I owe you?" " "$300", the repairman tells her. "$300???", she exclaims. "All you did was hit it!" "Oh, it was only $25 to hit it", replies the repairman. "The other $275 is for knowing where to hit it." dB Quote ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdAct Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 OK. I know I'm probably showing my ignorance here, but what is the key signature with eight flats? That would be Fb , also known as E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod S Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 OK. I know I'm probably showing my ignorance here, but what is the key signature with eight flats? That would be Fb , also known as E I had to think that one through when I first received. I initially thought it was a joke as I've never seen a double flat in a key signature. I also thought it was a theoretical exercise, but apparently it has been used to notate some classical pieces. Quote Korg Kronos X73 / ARP Odyssey / Motif ES Rack / Roland D-05 / JP-08 / SE-05 / Jupiter Xm / Novation Mininova / NL2X / Waldorf Pulse II MBP-LOGIC American Deluxe P-Bass, Yamaha RBX760 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Motif Max Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 You know which club the Hammonds hang out at? The Rotary Club. Quote Yamaha: Motif XF8, MODX7, YS200, CVP-305, CLP-130, YPG-235, PSR-295, PSS-470 | Roland: Fantom 7, JV-1000 Kurzweil: PC3-76, PC4 (88) | Hammond: SK Pro 73 | Korg: Triton LE 76, N1R, X5DR | Emu: Proteus/1 | Casio: CT-370 | Novation: Launchkey 37 MK3 | Technics: WSA1R Former: Emu Proformance Plus & Mo'Phatt, Korg Krome 61, Roland Fantom XR & JV-1010, Yamaha MX61, Behringer CAT Assorted electric & acoustic guitars and electric basses | Roland TD-17 KVX | Alesis SamplePad Pro | Assorted organs, accordions, other instruments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod S Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I thought this one hit close to home. Quote Korg Kronos X73 / ARP Odyssey / Motif ES Rack / Roland D-05 / JP-08 / SE-05 / Jupiter Xm / Novation Mininova / NL2X / Waldorf Pulse II MBP-LOGIC American Deluxe P-Bass, Yamaha RBX760 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doerfler Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I thought this one hit close to home. Agreed. The not funny part is for many of us, by the time we reach the 4th square towards the end of the day, our bodies and brain are fatigued, leaving creativity weakened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 For me it's Wow what a cool idea for a song I should get up and write it down But if I get up now I'll never get back to sleep I'll probably remember it in the morning. FAIL Quote Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Williams Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 OK. I know I'm probably showing my ignorance here, but what is the key signature with eight flats? That would be Fb , also known as E I had it pegged as Db Minor, which I can imagine being a real result of legitimate writing. Quote -Tom Williams {First Name} {at} AirNetworking {dot} com PC4-7, PX-5S, AX-Edge, PC361 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauriziodececco Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I was married to a red blooded Sicilian and she pronounced it with a silent G, my brother insisted it was with a hard G. I said at least it isn't pronounced "nookie". I wouldn't trust a sicilian accent :->. Anyway, noway. It is not a soft G, it is not an hard G, is not nookie. It is just 'gnocchi'. I mean, the phoneme AFAIK just doesn't exists in english or in french, so, just eat them and don't ask questions :->. Maurizio Quote Nord Wave 2, Nord Electro 6D 61,, Rameau upright, Hammond Pro44H Melodica. Too many Arturia, NI and AAS plugins http://www.barbogio.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marino Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I was married to a red blooded Sicilian and she pronounced it with a silent G, my brother insisted it was with a hard G. I said at least it isn't pronounced "nookie". I wouldn't trust a sicilian accent :->. Anyway, noway. It is not a soft G, it is not an hard G, is not nookie. It is just 'gnocchi'. I mean, the phoneme AFAIK just doesn't exists in english or in french, so, just eat them and don't ask questions :->. Maurizio Confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real MC Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 I saw the doctor yesterday for a bad headache. He said they may have to amputate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatoboy Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Quote CP-50, YC 73, FP-80, PX5-S, NE-5d61, Kurzweil SP6, XK-3, CX-3, Hammond XK-3, Yamaha YUX Upright, '66 B3/Leslie 145/122 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightbg Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Q - What do you rub on the back of a sick pig ? A - Oinkment. Jake Quote 1967 B-3 w/(2) 122's, Nord C1w/Leslie 2101 top, Nord PedalKeys 27, Nord Electro 4D, IK B3X, QSC K12.2, Yamaha reface YC+CS+CP "It needs a Hammond" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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