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#2490723 - 05/05/13 12:13 PM Suggested Updates
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Now that many of our favorite "rockers" are(or already have)approaching the age where "rockers" are what they might spend a lot of time sitting in, I had an idea about just how would any of you suggest an "update" of some of their more famous song titles that might suggest this.

For clarification, I make a few, simple suggestions:

BAD COMPANY: "Ready For Bed" "Can't Get Enough of My Nap"

STONES: "Get Off Of My Lawn", "Gimmie Fiber", "Help Me Up"

FOREIGNER: "(My Feet Are)Cold As ICE", "Thin Blooded"

EAGLES: "Life In The Left Lane"

I KNOW there's got to be a lot more out there, but I just can't think of them now. Any of YOU can come up with some?
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#2490734 - 05/05/13 02:06 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: whitefang]
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LOVERBOY: "Got a brand new walker for the weekend"

ERIC CLAPTON: "Rogaine"

KISS: "Shout it out louder", "My hip's breakin' loose"

AC/DC: "Hell's Belltones", "It's a long way to the shop (if your wheelchair don't roll)"


Edited by Dannyalcatraz (05/05/13 02:15 PM)
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#2490738 - 05/05/13 02:33 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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#2490743 - 05/05/13 02:45 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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ANTHRAX: "All cooked in a mush"

WASP: "I fart like a beast"

METALLICA: "Metal-mucil up your ass"


Edited by Dannyalcatraz (05/05/13 02:46 PM)
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#2490756 - 05/05/13 03:36 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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The Who: "Broke down at O'Reilly's"
Foreigner: "Germ Party White Boy"
Motley Crue: Home Sweet Assisted Living Home"
the Ramones: "Eat the Veggie Brat"
The 5th Dimension: "Age of Cialis"
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#2490764 - 05/05/13 04:27 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: hurricane hugo]
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VAN HALEN: "No Eruption", "Hot for no reason"

HEART: "What about...whah?"

DEEP PURPLE: "Sidewalk Star"

WHITESNAKE: "I already went again"

THE TEMPTATIONS: "Wal-Mart of Confusion"

PINK FLOYD: "Another prick in the Wal-Mart"


Edited by Dannyalcatraz (05/05/13 04:34 PM)
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#2490772 - 05/05/13 05:17 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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RUSH: "Why? Why? Zzzzzzzzzzz"

SCORPIONS: "Still loving who?", "Walking with a HurryCane"
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#2490777 - 05/05/13 05:44 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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Cream; "Crutchroads"

Beatles; Help "me up"

Beatles; When I'm 64 (no update needed)

Allman Brothers; Wish I could remember Elizabeth Reed

Patsy Kline; I Fall To Pieces (no update needed)

Ames Brothers; It Always Hurts For A Little While




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#2490781 - 05/05/13 05:59 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: desertbluesman]
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#2490787 - 05/05/13 06:13 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: desertbluesman]
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Originally Posted By: desertbluesman
Beatles; When I'm 64 (no update needed)

When I was 64

Originally Posted By: desertbluesman
Patsy Kline; I Fall To Pieces (no update needed)

A mix mash up with The Stones (Start Me Up): Help Me Up I Have Fallen (hint: the commercial with the old woman talking into the intercom, "Help, I have fallen")

AC/DC: Back in Pain
Pink Floyd: Shine On You Crazy Ol'Coot
Free: Pacemaker
Eddie Money: Maybe I Can Hold My Pee
Creedence Clearwater: Heard It Through the Hearing Aid
Foreigner: Feels Like the Last Time


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#2490799 - 05/05/13 07:37 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Phloid]
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YNGWIE J. MALMSTEEN: "Suite: Magnum Oprah"

TEARS FOR FEARS: "Gout"

CSN & NO LONGER YOUNG: "Wobbly Hips"

EDDIE MONEY: "Take me home tonight (because I don't know where I am)"

THE CHAMPS: "Viagra!"

JOHNNY SMITH: "Scoot, don't walk"
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#2490826 - 05/06/13 01:20 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: whitefang]
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#2490856 - 05/06/13 05:54 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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#2490869 - 05/06/13 06:53 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: picker]
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Lynyrd Skynyrd: "Free Bird With Every Purchase"
The Outlaws: "Green Grass and High-Riding Mowers"
War: "Slippin' in the Bathtub"
ELO: "Mr. Ozone Action Day"
Van Halen: "Mean Cul-de-sac"
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#2490901 - 05/06/13 08:13 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: hurricane hugo]
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MONTROSE: "Bad Amigo Scooter"
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#2490942 - 05/06/13 10:43 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: whitefang]
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This is a fun thread!

GUMS & ROSES: "Mr. Brownpants"
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#2490952 - 05/06/13 11:14 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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REO Speedwagon: "Keep On Lovin' With Blue"
The Cars: "Dangerous Type 2"
Yes: "The Revealing Science of Hospital Gowns"
Boston: "More Than A Lack Of Feeling"
April Wine: "Just Between You, Your Lover, My Mistress and Me"
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#2490966 - 05/06/13 11:42 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: hurricane hugo]
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KROKUS: "Peeing in the night" (the prostate song)

MÖTLEY CRÜE: " Dr. Goodwood"

RATT: "Pounds and Pounds"

JOHN MELLENCAMP: "A.A.R.P. in the U.S.A."

BILLY IDOL: "Bingo by myself"


Edited by Dannyalcatraz (05/06/13 11:51 AM)
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#2490971 - 05/06/13 11:55 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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AC/DC: "Frail-break"

HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS: "Hip to repair"


Edited by Dannyalcatraz (05/06/13 11:56 AM)
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#2490996 - 05/06/13 12:54 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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Pink Floyd - Comfortably dumb.

Alice Cooper - Ach-ing.
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#2491047 - 05/06/13 03:46 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Strategery]
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AEROSMITH: "Dude looks kinda blurry"
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#2491050 - 05/06/13 04:02 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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THE MOODY BLUES: "Nights with my statins"

THE CULT: "Love Improval Machine"


Edited by Dannyalcatraz (05/06/13 04:06 PM)
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#2491098 - 05/06/13 07:51 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: whitefang]
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PINK FLOYD: "Colostomy Domine"
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#2491200 - 05/07/13 07:26 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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Jackson Browne: "Running on Batteries"
Fleetwood Mac: "Say You'll Sign A Pre-nup"
Loverboy: "Working For Food"
The Stooges: "I Wanna Be Your Downward Dog"
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#2491245 - 05/07/13 09:59 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: hurricane hugo]
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ALICE COOPER: "Under My Wheelchair"

DAVID BOWIE: "Panic In Depends"

FOREIGNER: "Troubled Vision"
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#2491287 - 05/07/13 11:29 AM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: whitefang]
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SUICIDAL TENDENCIES: "Re-institutuinalized"
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#2491298 - 05/07/13 12:00 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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These guys wrote the first Whiny Old Guy tune, years ago, and it doesn't need much in the way of updates . . . I feel this way, most days.

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#2491305 - 05/07/13 12:16 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Winston Psmith]
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There are all kinds of songs out there that don't need updating...but we're doing this anyway!

NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS: "The Seeping Song"
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#2491323 - 05/07/13 01:08 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: whitefang]
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#2491340 - 05/07/13 01:38 PM Re: Suggested Updates [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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Jimi Hendrix: "Castles Made With Tyvek"
Talking Heads: "Take Me To The Emergency Room"
Heart: "Barracuda Rolls"
Frank Zappa: "My Friend And I Have Been In You At The Same Time"
Jethro Tull: "Thick As A Macbook Air"
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