I am transplanting this joke from the RIP Patty Paige
thread. I think it's funny.
It's all in fun. In the interest of fair play, I am including a definition of "female vocalist and "chick singer" because I do differentiate between the two. No disrespect is intended.
We used to refer to "Female Vocalists" and "Chick Singers". Definitions below.
1. Has some level of formal vocal training.
2. Can read music.
3. Can make her wishes known to the band by speaking the language of Music*.
1. Memorizes words
2. Can carry a tune and sing on-key.
* I once had a chick singer tell me to "make it go back and forth". She was asking for "movement in fourths", but did not speak the language at all.Joke:
Q. How can you tell when there's a chick singer knocking on the door?
A. She can never find her key and no matter how many times you "turn around" and "open it up", she still doesn't know when to "come in".