No, NOT jokes about flatulence or other bathroom functions, but the often stupid, sometimes clever humor found written on public restroom walls. Above and beyond the all too overseen "Here I sit broken hearted" poem.

There are only three I can think of. The first one was spotted over the bank of urinals in a restroom of the old Cadillac main plant I used to work at. Somebody actualy went through the trouble of making it look professionally painted, and bolted it anchored into the wall! It read:

"Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals. They get soggy and hard to light."

The next two I remember written over the urinals at the Junior Achievement center I used to belong to. That goes a long way back:

"Napoleon stood here and blew his Bonaparte!"

"While you're reading this, you're pissing on your foot!"

You'll have to excuse this...it's a slow day. Got any of your own?
Whitefang

Over a urinal-
"Stand closer, shorthorn- it's farther than you think!"

Reminds me...on an aside;

When at a local casino, I went to use the restroom and found the only open urinal was the "handicapped" one. You know, the ones that are situated low to the floor. As I stood there doing my business, I piped up and stated, "Damn! This thing is really low to the ground. Gives me more credit than I'm due!"

The following laughter told me it was appreciated.
Whitefang

i watched my first porno the other day, my hair looked longer back then..

there is something wrong with one of my testicles...it is bigger than the other two

"DAMN, another urinal with cold water..."

"Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand"...

Sign above urinals

"We aim to please. You aim too, please."