No, NOT jokes about flatulence or other bathroom functions, but the often stupid, sometimes clever humor found written on public restroom walls. Above and beyond the all too overseen "Here I sit broken hearted" poem.
There are only three I can think of. The first one was spotted over the bank of urinals in a restroom of the old Cadillac main plant I used to work at. Somebody actualy went through the trouble of making it look professionally painted, and bolted it anchored into the wall! It read:
"Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals. They get soggy and hard to light."
The next two I remember written over the urinals at the Junior Achievement center I used to belong to. That goes a long way back:
"Napoleon stood here and blew his Bonaparte!"
"While you're reading this, you're pissing on your foot!"
You'll have to excuse this...it's a slow day. Got any of your own?
I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left!