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#2445486 - 10/15/12 07:55 AM OT: Bathroom humor
whitefang Offline
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No, NOT jokes about flatulence or other bathroom functions, but the often stupid, sometimes clever humor found written on public restroom walls. Above and beyond the all too overseen "Here I sit broken hearted" poem.

There are only three I can think of. The first one was spotted over the bank of urinals in a restroom of the old Cadillac main plant I used to work at. Somebody actualy went through the trouble of making it look professionally painted, and bolted it anchored into the wall! It read:

"Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals. They get soggy and hard to light."

The next two I remember written over the urinals at the Junior Achievement center I used to belong to. That goes a long way back:

"Napoleon stood here and blew his Bonaparte!"

"While you're reading this, you're pissing on your foot!"

You'll have to excuse this...it's a slow day. Got any of your own?
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#2445493 - 10/15/12 08:05 AM Re: OT: Bathroom humor [Re: whitefang]
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Over a urinal-
"Stand closer, shorthorn- it's farther than you think!"
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#2445497 - 10/15/12 08:11 AM Re: OT: Bathroom humor [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
whitefang Offline
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Reminds me...on an aside;

When at a local casino, I went to use the restroom and found the only open urinal was the "handicapped" one. You know, the ones that are situated low to the floor. As I stood there doing my business, I piped up and stated, "Damn! This thing is really low to the ground. Gives me more credit than I'm due!"

The following laughter told me it was appreciated.
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#2445498 - 10/15/12 08:12 AM Re: OT: Bathroom humor [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
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i watched my first porno the other day, my hair looked longer back then..

there is something wrong with one of my testicles...it is bigger than the other two
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#2445518 - 10/15/12 09:20 AM Re: OT: Bathroom humor [Re: Guitarzan]
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"DAMN, another urinal with cold water..."
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#2445564 - 10/15/12 11:00 AM Re: OT: Bathroom humor [Re: Dannyalcatraz]
Larryz Offline
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Loc: Hwy 49, California
"Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand"...

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#2445790 - 10/16/12 05:40 AM Re: OT: Bathroom humor [Re: whitefang]
Fred_C Offline
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Loc: PA
Sign above urinals

"We aim to please. You aim too, please." laugh
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