I spend all this time and effort modifying my basses to get as close to my idea of a perfect bass as possible... and you go and just plop that very bass right in front of me. And for only 800 dollars? Screw you epiphone! Screw you!

http://www.epiphone.com/default.asp?ProductID=326&CollectionID=12

Goes to show, if you fool yourself into thinking you've no GAS (like I did) then The Universe (by means of Switch hitter, apparently) will set you straight

That is a purdy fishie!

nice fish, but I think it'd be a much nicer look in cherry, or if they had darkened up the mahogany to make it look, well, mahogany.

Well now looky here. Fretless. Labella tapewounds. Natural finish. Gotta say I'd love to try this thing.

Ok, you're making me want another 4 string. Unless they start making this in a 5 string version? Please?