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Here's a joke that my coworker JUST told me... ready? A PIRATE walks into a bar with a STEERING WHEEL sticking out of his zipper!! The bartender asks "What's that? ...a STEERING WHEEL sticking out of your zipper?" The PIRATE responds "Aye it IS, Matie!" AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"  :p HAHAHAHAHA!!! Have a great TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, MATIE!!  Is There Gas In The Car? 
"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo
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**Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Yarrr, into the chumbucket with ye. "For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee, thou damne`d whale!" Avast, Tim from Jerseyarrrrrrrr...
Play. Just play.
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Ahahahaha! (tribute to arrrrrellll!)
Track or treat? 
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AHARRR!!! KEELHAUL THE SCURVY BUGGERS!!!
Avast, me hearties!
"Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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Pirate walks into a bar and grabs a stool. Guy next to him is intrigued and asks, "Sir, how did you get that pegleg?" He replies, "Arrr, lost me leg to a shark, matey". He then asks "Sir, how did you get that hook on your left arm?" "Arr, lost me hand fightin' an entire US naval crew in the Bahamas, yessirree!" Then he asks, "And how did you get that eyepatch?" "Damn seagull!!!" "A seagull?" "Arrr, he shit in me eye, and it was me first week with the hook..."
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Have you heard about that new pirate movie?
It's rated, "AAArgh!"
Heh,
Steve Sklar/Big Sky
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