> >THEORIES ABOUT BEER
> >
> >Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
>look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
>their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
>work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink
>this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about
>my liver." -- Babe Ruth
> >
> >An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
>fools. -- Ernest Hemingway
> >
> >When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Paul
>Hornung
> >
> >24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. &nbs
>-- H.L. Mencken
> >
> >When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
>fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
>So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- George Bernard Shaw
> >
> >Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin
>Franklin
> >
> >Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
>beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
>wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -- Dave Barry
Make mine a Grants Best Porter.
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