...would love to see a spoof commercial where Billy Mays does a pitch for "Miracle Ear" where as soon as the ME user turns on the thing and Billy opens his mouth, their friggin' head explodes... Is it just me, or would that be entertaining?

Stuff like this comes to me at the wierdest times...

I'd like to see Billy Mays do an infomercial for Dr. Kevorkian's suicide machine.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO DEMONSTRATE HOW EASY IT IS TO OFF YOURSELF!!! YOU JUST PUSH THE BUTTON HERE, AND AAUUUUGHGHHG1!!!!

I like to hit the MUTE button when he is on...and just watch his facial expressions and hand gestures.

Check out what he does with his hands/arms the whole time he pitches a product...it's hilarious!
He does all these Kung Fu/Ti Chi moves!!!

If I never see another Billy Mays infomercial, it will be too soon.

Who?

Just thank your lucky stars that you live in the UK. Does the BBC protect you from stuff like this:

Let me take a wild guess: he's single! HEY HONEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY GOOD PANTS? Bang! body falls to the floor... Yet he makes a living doing this stuff and no doubt laughs his arse off on the way to the bank. The one ad I mute instantly is the hated "there's an APP for that" for one of those goofy phones.

Yeah, I sure would, Boggs!



If I never hear another Billy Mays infomercial, it will be fine with me... !!

Well, I think it's time to do a little video producing there, Boggs.
Might be a good break from guitar crafting, at times.

THAT'S IT!

"BILLY MAYS HERE TO DEMONSTRATE ROCK BEACH GUITARS!"

Infomercials - the curse of insomniacs at 3 AM!
Of course, I COULD practice my electric without the amp, or something......

What's so funny to me is that your clever potato peeler (and all other gadgets) is somehow AMAZING! I don't doubt it's a good potato peeler... but is it going to revolutionize my life in the kitchen...... or OUTSIDE the kitchen......

I think a Billy Mays/Mike Tyson bout would be a HUGE PPV event! With the Sham Wow Guy/Laila Ali for the opener!

He's also useful for spoofs:

Ewww,,,bad karma abounds

TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBIT_BILLY_MAYS?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

I did not want the guy to die, just go away on the TV. Oops.....

It's too late...he just died...and may he rest in peace...

Yeah, you guys are all in T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

Just like those "Final Destination" movies. All the original posters are going to "get it"...one-by-one. And ya'll though MJ and Farah was just the start....muhahahahahha!!!!!!!

You'll be sitting there...watching a commercial, the wind will blow, your iced tea will get knocked over into your amp while you're practicing and ZAPPPPPOOOOO!!!!!!

I'm just glad he went away.

How the good lord chose to send him the message is truly beyond my control. Can't say there's much need for OxyClean up there either.

Freakish timing on this thread!
Makes ya think about the power that's in our hands.

Did I mention how much I admire everyone on this forum? ROFL

GOODBYE, BILLY! KEVIN HERE TO WISH YOU WELL ON YOUR JOURNEY! YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE AFTERLIFE AHEAD OF YOU NOW- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!! CALL NOW AND WE'LL NOT DOUBLE, NOT TRIPLE, BUT QUADRUPLE YOUR TIME-SHARE IN ETERNITY! AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

Wow, I never heard of this guy either, guess one of the benefits of leave Cda yrs ago

RIP................but man is he obnoxious