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Sloppy Crotch

Stinky Cheese

Switch those first words and you have two more decent (actually, indecent) names.

 

Orange Ash (name of my first band)

 

Tom

www.stoneflyrocks.com

Acoustic Color

 

Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars and keep your feet on the ground. - Theodore Roosevelt

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Zilch

Pen D'hoes

Captain Misfire

Dark Matter

Superhero

Superhero's Pantyhose

Poopenstein

The Snapping Turtles

Pie Are Squared

Ohm's Law

Bizarre Bedfellows

Baby's Arm

The Lunkheads

The Bug Eyed Baby

Blamestorm

Shovlin' Muck

Detective Nordberg

Idea Box

Crank and Shaft

Free Whole A's

Ritual Sacrifice

Waste Products

Bag of Doorknobs

Intellectual Heterosexual

Lie To Me

Tapped Out

Crosstalk

Sappy Ending

The Bile Brothers

Four Strings No Waiting

Flop House

Crash Pad

Vitameatavegamin

Lemmy and the Cockaroaches

Flow Like

The Bagmen

Death by Peanut Butter

Smooth Boar

Do Not Pass Go

OT Lunch

The Nasty

Creepy Crud

Trenchfoot

Staten Island Fairies

Fiendish Plot

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Lemmy and the Cockaroaches

Love it, and it only works with that spelling!

 

Death by Peanut Butter

I think the timing on this one is a little off, maybe give it a couple months until the recall is out of the headlines. Maybe a modification.... Death by Peter Pan, Death by Jif.

 

 

 

- Matt W.
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Zilch

Again, late to the party...there's already one out there. I have the cd to prove it even though I haven't listened to it since I got it in high school.

There were quite a few that have been actual band names, some weren't even submitted by me. Someone else even posted one of my old band names.

 

Poor Man's Pudding

Goldenrod

Pot Pie

Blowing Chunks

Thunder Clump

Gut Buster

The Glorious Holes

Nordic Summer

Eskimo Breath

Tune Of Fish

The Fries (or Chips)

The Flinging Monkeys

Corpse of the Future

Rumble Seat

Hurl

A Frayed Knot

The Wet Noodles

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Zilch

Mister dobalena, mister bob dobalena.

China clipper calling alameda.

Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.

It is of my opinion that the people are intending.

 

(For those too young to recognize it, it is a set of overlapping statements put on a record by a not-highly-respected band. The name of the "song" was Zilch.)

 

Tom

www.stoneflyrocks.com

Acoustic Color

 

Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars and keep your feet on the ground. - Theodore Roosevelt

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d00d!!!!1

 

The Monkees were my heroes when I was a kid...even though they were already "oldies."

 

Zilch (the band) even released their one-off album on "Mr. Dobalena Records"! They were a group of great backup musicians for other artists that decided to do their own thing for a season and sucked at it.

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Bloated Goat

The Hungry

The Dirt Bags

Worship the Sun

Pair of Three

The Massive Daddies

Droopy Draws

Sunken Ship

Stolen Dignity

Glancing Blow

The Dented Cans

Ska Dattle

The Infected

Haste

Twisted Panties

The Stoopids

Walking Dead

The Bomb Squad

Effin Idiots

The Skiffle Junkies

The Side Effects

Death March

Skeen Du

The Good Eggs

Animal Shelter

Pool of Sorrow

Broken Beats

Power Punch

The Rabid Bunnies

Saucy Susan

Dead Bird Fly

Musical Soup

Rusted Zipper

F Bomb

 

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(For those too young to recognize it, it is a set of overlapping statements put on a record by a not-highly-respected band. The name of the "song" was Zilch.)

 

Funny, the first band that came to mind when I read "not-highly-respected band" was Nickelback :grin:

"I'm a work in progress." Micky Barnes

 

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(For those too young to recognize it, it is a set of overlapping statements put on a record by a not-highly-respected band. The name of the "song" was Zilch.)

 

Funny, the first band that came to mind when I read "not-highly-respected band" was Nickelback :grin:

I was going to say that Creed didn't do "Zilch" but came down with a bad case of posting hesitation.

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bNb, does this keep you up late at night with a pen and paper on your bedside table? ;)
Actually I type the list on my BlackBerry while on a very crowded bus or train. I love to catch the shoulder surfers trying to figure out what the heck these lists could be.

 

Shoulder Surfers

The Panting Pups

Wedgie Extractor

Space Trash

The Gung Ho Slugs

A Peas He O'tomy

Sex Broth

Tainted Buffet

The Llamas

 

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Lucifer's Pillow

Faulty Wiring

Descending Test Tickle

The Elevated Ankles

Desert Fish

The Dry Heaves

Puppy's Breath

Marconi's Earache

The Nosy Neighbors

Septic Treasure

Gun Shy

Post No Bills

The No Homers Club

Lela's Sunglass

Floatin' Stone

Dootie Calls

The Electric Shorts

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Euthanasia

 

Or, Youth in Asia

 

I'm generating names for my band as well. Here's what I have so far, I don't remember if they have already been listed here and I'm sure some of them are in use because they are easy names for someone to think of for a rock band, but here goes;

 

Nozzle

Harmful Substance

Anatomically Correct

The Scoundrels

Gasoline Tan

Performance Anxiety

Bailout

Rustbucket

Box of Rocks

Puppy Hammer

Spacejunk

Zero G

Cosmic Otter

Pocket Pool

The Luddites

Shakedown

Plan B

Hardcase

Tripwire

Dr. Zaius

Slingshot

Big Trouble

Kong

Trickbag

Lunatic Fringe

Gallows Humor

Depthcharge

The Gatecrashers

Flashburn

Blind Date

Smackdown

The Bricks

Dog Pound

Murder By Numbers

Racket

Hardhat

Felt Tip Pen

Trailer Trash

The Vapors

Drill Team

The Substitutes

Timepeace

Daft

The Hitmen

The Phazors

Flamming Weasel

Flog The Dolphin

Blast Radius

Ottomobile

Abigail's Coat

The Graduates

Flashing 12:00

Where's The Fire?!

Gun Love

The Saucermen

Panty Raid

Piehole

The Extortionists

Will Rock For Money

Apeshit

Cruise Control

Freefall

Armadillo Carnival

The Replicants

Sharkbait

Cunning Linguists

Sweat Lodge

Shameless

Hat Trick

Splotch

Poodle Shoes

Love Cannon

Happiness Factor

Navel Lint

Hogweed

Cavity Search

The Garage Doors

Blacklung

Rough House

Something or Other

Offramp

The Idiots

Rock Market

Dragline

The Woozles

Lip Service

Major Tom

Lever

Harmless

TANJ

Otters for Breakfast

Dr. Venkmann

Authorized Personnel

Nearly Famous

Flavor of the Month

 

 

 

Nothing is as it seems but everything is exactly what it is - B. Banzai

 

Life is what happens while you are busy playing in bands.

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Nice work basshappi

 

 

The Flaming Alcoholics

Mother Father

Trouble Ahead

Mouse Shoulders

Halo Statue?

Simmering Anger

Dangerous Kink

Stripper Glitter

Butt Burn

Terrible Thing

Dr Death

The Beast Within

Psycho Monkeys

Green Baloney

Self Loathing Undulating Tart

 

 

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Doppler Snot

Poo-slinging Monkeys

Crushable Hat

Gutshot

Wyllis and the Jeeps

Jabo

Citizen Soldiers

 

and with props to Erik.....

 

Taint a Taint

Do not be deceived by, nor take lightly, this particular bit of musicianship one simply describes as "bass". - Lowell George

 

"The music moves me, it just moves me ugly." William H. Macy in "Wild Hogs"

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El Kabong!

PED XING

The Fishguns

The Bastard Sons of Moms Mably

Ho-Ho & the Ding Dongs

Ding Dong & The Ho-Hos

Faye Wray & The Wray-Gun

The Bodacious Cowards

The Ostentatious Shrinking Violets

The Copperpotters

The Smokin' Garbage

Vance Vandal and the Boys Wonder

The Counterfeit Paper Bag

Papa's Got A Brand New Baglady

Fido Frunobulax & The Heelers

Chip & the Double Dips

The Sigh-Fie-4

The Incredible Stinking Men

Ant Lion

Bazooka-pow!

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

 

 

 

 

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