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OK folks. Below is what I sent in so far. I know this thing was settled a long time ago but it also became a collection of possible band names. Some seriously fit when was asked for in the beginning, some would fit other types of bands (Emo, college bar band, punk, death metal, blah blah blah) and yes, some are just silly. Have you heard the names of some of the bands out there in the past 50 years? Yes, I realize that some of the names suggested have been used by actual bands. I'm willing to defend any name I've given so far, if I have the time. Until then, I'm sure a few of us have a name or two left in us. If you don't like this thread, ignore it and it will go away.

 

Mooseknuckle Incorporated

Beans & Toast

Captain Yambag and the Malcontents

Kibbles & Bits

Meh

The Lowdown

Chicken In A Pot

Froggy Went A Cortin' (Country Band)

Taxi Ride

Slippery Nipple

Miss Muffits Tuffit

Poisoned Peach

Wet Dog Smell

Garbage Truck Liquid

Fun Bags

Gaseous Clay

Fabulous Cheese

The Extremely Diverse Assorted S**t Band

The Pickled Farce

The Trouser Coughs

Insomniacs Dream

Gag Reflex

Soggy Tissue

Empty Bill

Far Out Chester

Go Limp

The Ignatowski Experience

Funky Underwear

Scraps

Stuff In My Pocket

Fat Mice

Lost Lunch

Sherpa Sloth

Baloney Skins

Filthy McNasty and the Furious Fudge

Bustin Buttons

Ricochet Rickshaw

Trickling Fury

Glorious Mess

Shiatsu Surprize

Fungus Mungus

Craptacular

Snot Bubble

Festering Pusboil

Your Mothers Mustache

Blubbering Gus

Ferocious Flutter

Double Naught Spy

Pelican snot

Earfull

Lemon Butter Lamby Nuggets

Fish Food

Glad Hatter

Hideous Headlights

Hay Ness

Purple Nurple

Roach Coach

Mildon't

Pepe's Peasants

Turtle Club (hold the mayo)

Spicy Meatball

No Toys For Santa

Shivering Sheldon's Ski Cap

No-tell Motels

Salmonella Surprise

Quest for Fire

Dangling Participle

Daddy's Disappointment

All Nude Girls

Clever Band Name

Restless Native

Prickly Heat

Scarlet's Fever

Reaking Rubbish

Santa's Sack

Quicktime Harch

Belmont Steaks

Texas Cheesecake Depository

Loneliness & Cheeseburgers

Liquid Encouragement

Bucket of Dumb

Tappa kidney

No Vacancy

Lucky Underwear

Fat Uncle

Incestuous Grooves

Felonious Monk

Plight of the Bumblebee

Govern Mental

Mental Floss

Poorhouse

Load of Shame

Turf Toe

Toe Truck

Truckin Luck

Lucky Chicken

Pork Pie Hat

Unibrow

Hal Atosis

Remark A Bowl

Liquid Lunch

Imaginary Friend

The Scoots

The Bittermen

Phil McCracken

Jeepers Sleepers

Vitamin P

This Guy Is Falling

Rubber Ducky Deathtrap

Uncle Fester's Haircut

Girth

Hundred Yards to the Outhouse

Sequestered Memories

Pimple Faced Teen

A (that's right just A, balsey huh)

Potty Humour

Lake of Fire

Pew

Perpetual Motion Sickness

Silly Ass

Gutwrenching Gabby

Cheap Suit

Delicious Dairy Air

Necktie Noose

Cunning Runts

Superfluous Nipple

Disband

Mockery of Crockery

Special Farces

Unmentionables

Sufferin Succotash

Filthy Soup

Feast or Famine

Malicious Marshmallows

Squeezin Mr. Wipple

Neckbone

Pickin Petunias

Burnt Water

Hoof Arted

Jerk Store

Atrocious Aardvarks

Race with Death

Cautious Cleveland

Trouser Mess

Explosive Diarrhea

Superhero Pantyhose

Polly's Crackers

Sloppy Seconds

O the Ironing

Pen Island

Burning Itch

Blow Hole

Fridge Magnet

Dirt Nap

Lung Cookies

Porcelain Bus

Ralph and the Technicolor Yawn

Will U. Stoptuchinme

Serious Banana

Hang Nail

The Goose Berries

Far Flung Fiasco

Stinky and the Beans

Knob

MuddaButta

Tainted Lunch

The Loud Stalkers

Bobby Salami

Will Work For Food

Verbatim

Plagiarizing Brail

Faceplant

Nooggies

The Pastey Resistance

Chinstrap

Torque

Saucy Susan

Hammertoe

Horatio's Hematoma

Full Bodycast

Sneeze Guard

Chum

Reboot

Lilly Liver

Foot

Chump

Biscuit Head

Crotch Crickets

Weasles

Freuds Mother

Scallywag

Lift

Not Lenny

Welding Water

Offramp to Hell

Chumsicle

Chum Bucket

Socket

Pocket Rocket

Lamenting Lamppost

Dropped Call

Lost Not Found

Holy Underpants

Tears of Shame

Greywater

Plethora

Burger

Burgermiester

Forced Joy

Juicy Caboose

Green Eggs and Hamlet

Shrinkage

Plastered Paris

Wet Noodle

Map of Hawaii

Squashed

Fists of Fury

Onions Peppers & Garlic

Maize of Despair

Wild Dogs

Spackle Headed Mutants

Port of Call

Against the Grain

Drunken Clowns

Happy Mistress

Scores of Slop

Carnival Creeps

Hamster Dance

The Fleas

Bareback Horses

Homage to a Cretan

The Happening Disaster

Inspida Vitall

The Cooties

The Cold Ones (One of my old band names)

Interior Demolition

Poo

Mr Happy

SNAFU

Dahmer's Stew

Pincher

Stinky Finger

The Haberdasher

Scorched Earth

The Three Testes

The Electric Spew

The Collective Moo

Malarkey

Artsy Fartsy

Skin & Bones

Small Ballroom

Forgotten Fellows

Creature Feature

Muck and Mire

Balonious Assault

Tactical Fudge

Scam

Court of Fools

The Ugly Mugs

The Renegers

Blast of Gas

Pant Weasel

The Skid Marks

The Stains

Gobbler's Knob

Hairless Apes

Bigfoot's Bunion

Full Release

Menacing Magpies

Anatomically Correct

2Shay

Spork

Dash Riprock

Rumatiz Medicine

Peter Pantsless

The Udder Ones

Grannies Glasses

Pizza (Who doesn't love Pizza?)

Goose Egg

Oblong Footlong

Worthless Gems

The Cans

Yellow Light

Sausage Fest

Restless Donut

Spunky Monkey

Torn Clothes

Artificial Intelligence

Mortal Wound

The Bullies

Significant Brother

Dangling Fury

Pete Schweddy's Delicious Dish

Busted Tools

Buttered Muffin

Homer Simpson's Mouth

Suspicious Gravy

Primordial Ooze

Radical Peach

Dormant Aggressor

Hacking at Science

Monkey Spank

Tentacle

Special Edward

Squat

Scrapple

Morph

Quimby's Dirty Pool

Mystery Meat

Misery Meat

Charcoal

The Surreal McCoys

Head-Butt

Cut & Run

Pig Boy

Mental Floss

Llama Llama Duck

The Bees Knees

The Leftovers

Royal Pain

The Cat's Pajamas

Twig & Berries

Big Jim and the Twins

Mushroom Caps

The Crispy Critters

Sputtering Prostate

Duncecap

Barren Womb

Desert Itch

Limp Inspiration

Above the Canckles

Musty Orifice

Pantsuit Prison

Inappropriate Touch

Rictus Grin

Hapless Victim

Superliminal

Cork

Black Ice

Helen Back

The Vilians

Daine Bramage

Hose Bag

Blarney

Pot of Mold

Prescription Pants

The Big Ragu

Muscles Marinara

Go Go Juice

Merkin

Leapin Larry & the Lecherous Lotharios

Drippy Dipstick

The Dung Beatles

Perils of Penelope

Smelly Ice Cubes

Sopping Wet

The Goat Herders

Colostomy Joe

Corkscrew

Holly's Hiccups

The Malicious Mammeries

Blasting Cap

Buckets of Stuff

Homemade Plastic

Needlenose

Pepe LeWeppy (I kick the ball)

Jury of Foes

Smirk

Gherkin

Screamin Urethra

Vergona

The Whipersnappers

Delicious Dogfood

The Fabulous Disasters

Pork

Vengence

Moaning Lisa

Bratwurst

Breezy Bloomers

Disorderly Conduct

The Poop Chute Manifesto

Reverse Cowboy

Pro Fanity

The Inflatable Datables

Inflatable Sheep

Frumunda

Call of the Mild.

Rapture

Atomic Wedgie

Joe Rockhead

Predatory Pilferers

Dishpan Ass

The Clotting Concubines

Dillweed

Dillhole

Dippity Doo

Forgotten Flushes

Stinky Blanket

Jacko's Preschool

Harmony Crush

Calling No One

Spotted Dick

Stuffed Animal Massacre

The Masticating Morons

Happenstance

Schmeckle

Fifi's Razor

Manatee

The Nadds

Dongle

The Outfit

The Squad

Mayor McCheese

The Dingleberries

Tasteful Disgust

ET Eddie Torrez The Extra Testicle

Pacifier

The Dunk Tank

Homicidal Dolphin

Blown Cover

Person of Interest

Foul Pole

Room Service

The Expiration Dates

Duped

Hecklers Paradise

Smart Alex

Pooper Scooper

Tactical Elephant

Dorsal Fin

Gumbo

Soft Surface

Zippy the Wonder Slug

Rabbits Arm

Blossoming Bosoms

Scarcasm

Knuckles of Fun

The Shtuppers

Fugly

The Pug Uglies

T-Rex Arms

Bumpas's Dogs

Wilma Finger

The Oompa Loompa's

Lickety Split

Where

Scrod

Hazmat

Schmendrick

The Scoundrels

Mob Rule

Horny Toad

Loose Movement

Dr. Destructo

Force Child

Semi-Sweet

Dog Bite

The Paroles

Nut House

The Cackling Hens

Beast of Desire

Dungeon Play

Tiny Avenger

Firewater

Rumpus Room

Mr Head

Donkey Show

Blow Hole

Arch Enemy

Fart Box

The Dumb Waiters

Stone Pillow

Anesthesia

The Fumb Ducks

Severe Tire Damage

Dribble Glass

Zoink

Lunch Money

Blown Gasket

The Devil's Keeper

Pummeling Porpoise

Short Skirts

She Smells Sheet Smells by the Sheet Store

Keyboard Diarrhea

Rubber Czecks

Sprained Sphincter

The Swinging Pair

Spaz

Like Susan

Red Catch Up

Fun Ghoul

Blockage

After Ours

Blanch

El Guy

El Guappo

Fruit Pie the Magician

Blubber

Whiplash Willie and his all Girl Band

Dump Truck

Bottomless Pit

S Cargo

Engine Trouble

Effects Chain

Splatter Zone

Home Chemistry

Low and Behold

Fragment

Tummy

Tranny Fluid

Hump Day

Sandwich

Missing Gerbil

Deceiving Lemon

Black and White Rainbow

Full Contact Chess

Harebrained Scheme

Calamity

 

 

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awww, I am disappointed now that you weren't just coming up with them. I feel like you cheated on us! LOL

 

I actually read the whole list....and I was in a band with one of those names!!!

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