Kehew just e-mailed me this. It's very long, but the end is definitely the pay off. A good reminder for me not to be such a musical snob, too.

http://www.stereolaffs.com/audio/chainfights/music_scholar.mp3

You're right...that was looooong.

What a pompous ass that caller was!!!
I would shoot myself if I ever got like that.

That self-inflated egomaniac felt that the only music we should all be listening to...was what he listened to!!!

And I must say...I was starting to wonder how much of what he was selling was the real deal...and how much of it was just small details, anecdotes and R&R trivia that one could pick up flippin' through trade rags and such...
At one point…I would have just told him to prove it!!!