Strange spam, but spam none the less.

SWISH!!!! bye bye LOL!

but I can't find those chinese characters on my keyboard ! ! ! !

因为没人将需要时间读这样一则长的消息，有一点 857;到张贴您的理论这样长和明细帐在这个吉他演奏员 论坛。 它不似乎符合这个论坛的“吉他”兴趣二者之一。

我建议您作为在别处这则消息是那里是人们希望谈# 770;发声法和他们更加了不起的意思的潜在的浩瀚。

好运与那。
小心

Exactly!

Yes, but can you use the 13 methods to do The Monster Mash?

Here is the part where he let's you know the rising cost of his gold mine endeavor.

The thirteen methods of vocalization is a thing you can get with diligence, patience, infatuation, brainwave, simplicity, frustration and chance. Even a slight fickleness will drive it away (because you may discontinue your research). You do not know when you will feel it. One year, two years, eight years, ten years, twenty years or more? It seems so far away from you. Just like a person contracts a strange disease. He does not know what can cure it, and it may remain a myth till his death. I do not believe that before there have been no vocal music researchers infatuated with his field, but there have been no success. I’m not a smart person; actually even money I can’t count correctly. I haven’t done any great thing, but I love art for all my life. I have spent all my physical and mental energy in developing these thirteen methods of vocalization. That I have obtained it is the greatest favor God has delivered to me. I’m quite satisfied with it. Hereby I solemnly declare that I’m willing to transfer the copyright of “thirteen methods of vocalization” at a price no less than 10 million euros. Only a person with peculiarly intelligent eyes can buy an internationally peculiar artistic theory.


The price of this rule passes to increase 1,000,000 euros year by year from 2,005.

Maybe he was listening to Ry Cooder(or Chuck Berry);

THE THIRTEEN QUESTION METHOD

Now, the thirteen question method is the one to use
Listen to me!
Thirteen question method is the one to use
I'm saying that the thirteen question method is the one you gotta use
If you wanna have some fun
'Cause the thirteen question method is the one to use

Uhn!

Question number one: you wanna have fun, uh hun
Question number two: what to do ?
Let's see!
Question number three: wanna go out and eat a burger with me ?
God Almighty!
For the thirteen question method is the one to use

Now the question number five: don't give me no jive this morning
Question number six: don't try no tricks, this evening
Question number seven: I'll pick you up at a quarter to eleven, baby
And question number eight: it's a date

That's question number nine: where to dine, this evening ?
Question number ten: ah, can we get in ?
Question number eleven: gonna be just like heaven !
God Almighty!
Question number twelve: we get by ourselves ?
'Cause the thirteen question method is the one to use

The thirteen question method is the one to use
Now the thirteen question method is the one gotta use if you wanna...
The thirteen question method is the one to use
And she says ah...
She says...
The thirteen question method is the one to use
The thirteen question method is the one to use
Now the thirteen question method is the one gotta use if you wanna have some fun
'Cause the thirteen question method is the one to use.

Dang it.. Did I miss SUSHI-SPAM!!!! had my spork and all!!! dang it! dang it! dang it!