Originally posted by alphajerk:
are kids having trouble figuring out the ONE chord limp bisquick plays throughout the tune?
Sigh....
Let me list a few things I now have to explain as a guitar teacher that I NEVER would have thought I would have to explain, 10 years ago:
The alphabet. Lesson number one: the chromatic scale, all the notes, how to name them: the alphabet. I get kids now that have to really think about it to remember E comes after D... *but* they can do calculus....? (actually, I shouldn't have made a joke of that: that's not hyperbole, in the past few years I've started to get kids that don't know the alphabet too well, and some can't read/write well either....)
How to operate a machine head/tuner. A knob. I'm having to tell some kids that "those things" turn.
Just last week the following conversation happened:
ME: "No, put your third finger there"
STUDENT: (places 2nd finger "there")
ME: "No, your *third* finger..."
STUDENT: keeps left hand on the guitar neck, while bringing his right hand over to COUNT HIS FINGERS.
Not to mention, assuming they learn the names of the strings... a lot have to take their fingertip and *trace* the string from the bridge all the way to their fingertips to be able to announce which string a particular finger is on. It doesn't occur to them the 3rd string from the bottom where their left hand is IS THE SAME STRING THAT IS 3RD FROM THE BOTTOM WHERE THERE RIGHT HAND IS.
I get a lot of kids now that say things like "it can't be like THAT, that's too hard" meaning - it doesn't occur to them AT ALL that there are things in life more difficult than pressing a button on a Nintendo controller. I'm talking about doing something as simple as playing an open E major chord: "nobody does anything that hard!!!".
The thing about Limp Bisquick and Korn is that what really interests the kids are the noises. I had one kid last year nearly cry when he saw me do a pick slide (off hand as a joke); showed him how to do it, and I swear I think that's all he probably did for the entire week. Came back the following week and had forgotten *everything* he had learned up until that point. BUT - he was happy and content to do pick slides.
The problem with the whole drop tuned thing is that kids learn to do that, and these days think you're holding out on them if there's a part that requires single-string ability of any kind. They refuse to think anything is difficult whatsoever, that these guitar players are just serendipitously flailing away and the sound comes out. *Literally*.
I lost a student last year:
STUDENT: "This is going to be my last lesson, I'm quitting"
ME: "I'm sorry to here that - why are you quitting?"
STUDENT: "A friend of mine got a turn table last week, and already he's better at playing that than I am - I've been coming to lessons for a month and I can't play Metallica yet!"
Me: "....."
So yeah... kids are having trouble playing the simplest things these days, because they have no conception at all about the notion of something requiring EFFORT in the *least*.
What's strange is that they're all apparently spending much much more time studying and going to school sporting activities... but they spend no time on music and expect it to be there, like buying a new video game cartridge. Yet, despite all of the studying they do, they have really weird gaps in their common sense and education. Not to mention their grasp of language is almost nominal, when it comes to forming a coherent question about something they're unsure of. We're in for a very peculiar future I'm afraid.
I'll be adding a page (Travis C. - hopefully by next month!) on my home page relating more of these anecdotes: it's almost scary, but quite amusing as well...
http://www.mp3.com/chipmcdonald This message has been edited by Chip McDonald on 01-01-2001 at 03:48 AM