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#121283 - 01/02/03 02:58 PM Hi. Im New Here!
CoQuitoKing Offline
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So What do you Guys do in here?

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#121284 - 01/02/03 03:13 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Crazy, wacky things, like talk about how we create music, and talk about how other people create music, and complain about how hard it is to make music, and complain about how most music isn't as good as what we'd like it to be. Sometimes we talk about other things.

Welcome.

- Jeff

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#121285 - 01/02/03 03:32 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Are you sure you've never been here before? Here's the deal. We're all musicians or involved with music and/or audio, so if you fit that description, WELCOME. What instruments do you play? Tell us about your tiny apartment in New York that you pay a gazillion dollars a month for. \:D See that? That's an Instant Graemlins and they're state of the art, baby. Instant Graemlins are your friend, they can help you out of many awkward situations. I'm TheWewus, I hang out here a lot. Pay no attention to that man behind the screen. ;\)

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#121286 - 01/02/03 03:49 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Wecome, and don't let Wewus scare you off. He's harmless. Well, mostly. There was that one time with that girl from New Jersey and a "personal massager", but he was aquitted.
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#121287 - 01/02/03 05:17 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sylver Bleeds Green:
Wecome, and don't let Wewus scare you off. He's * harless * Well, mostly.
I'm going to assume for the moment that you meant 'hairless'

Hello CoQuitoKing
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#121288 - 01/02/03 05:19 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I think he ment homeless.

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#121289 - 01/02/03 05:19 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Oiled Offline
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Or maybe homely?

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#121290 - 01/02/03 05:20 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Damn, Khan...you beat me to it. Welcome, Chiquita King!!!
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#121291 - 01/02/03 05:21 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I fixed it, but I like hairless better.
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#121292 - 01/02/03 05:27 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tedster the sad 'Nole:
Damn, Khan...you beat me to it. Welcome, Chiquita King!!!
Great minds think alike.

Greater minds just think slightly quicker than great minds.

And Sylver. NO FIXING! \:D
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#121293 - 01/02/03 05:34 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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ZING...

Ouch...
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#121294 - 01/02/03 05:38 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by KHAN:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tedster the sad 'Nole:
[qb]

And Sylver. NO FIXING! \:D
Hey, why not? It worked for me.
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#121295 - 01/02/03 05:40 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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What'd you say about my llama?

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#121296 - 01/02/03 05:42 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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We have attack Llamas out here Amish country.
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#121297 - 01/02/03 05:47 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Ah yes. I've always loved those post cards of the Amish riding their llamas through the countryside.

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#121298 - 01/02/03 07:06 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Mmmmm....llama and beeer!
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#121299 - 01/02/03 07:15 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheWewus:
Ah yes. I've always loved those post cards of the Amish riding their llamas through the countryside.
Nooooooooooo, they don't ride them. They use them for protecting the sheep and cattle.
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#121300 - 01/03/03 01:54 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Nothing. We dont do anything. I swear!
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#121301 - 01/03/03 02:02 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Anyone for a bitch slapping session? \:D
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#121302 - 01/03/03 02:03 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rowan:
Anyone for a bitch slapping session? \:D
Yes.

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#121303 - 01/03/03 02:15 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I never received such a fine initiation from you whackos! ;\)

WELCOME CoQuitoKing
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#121304 - 01/03/03 02:25 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CoQuitoKing:
So What do you Guys do in here?
Hang upside down from a tree and await new blood!!!
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#121305 - 01/03/03 02:34 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Welcome CoQuitoKing!
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#121306 - 01/03/03 02:50 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Yeah, welcome, man. I'm a hippie. I will try to convince you that war is wrong and good music comes only from jam bands, but pay no real attention to me. I will also occasionally spout out my most recent conspiracy theories, which are made up on the spot, really. Oh yeah, and I play bass. And I'm an ex-CIA operative that got stranded over here in Irawq back in 'the day'.

But otherwise, I'm harmless. Not hairless, except on my arms. You better not confuse me with anyone else on this forum, or I'll stone you.

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#121307 - 01/03/03 05:43 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I'm Cereal

I'm one of the normal guys around here.

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#121308 - 01/03/03 05:55 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cereal 2003:
I'm Cereal

I'm one of the normal guys around here.
Mmmwwwaahhahaahahahaa!!!

Do you honestly expect anyone to believe that?



/Mats
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#121309 - 01/03/03 11:31 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Welcome man!

And as for me, well...
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#121310 - 01/03/03 11:38 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I think this guy left right after Jeff told him what we do here and never came back, so we could probably stop greeting him.

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#121311 - 01/03/03 11:43 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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CoQuitoKing,

Welcome. Everyone here is nice and you can learn alot about music and so on. I would stay away from the political threads, people seem to take the gloves off and those threads are pretty much a knock down drag out. The SSS is a good place to hang, also check out some of the other places on the site, guitar, bass, and so on. Good luck and welcome.

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#121312 - 01/03/03 12:58 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheWewus:
I think this guy left right after Jeff told him what we do here and never came back, so we could probably stop greeting him.
Damn, I know I scare people, but usually not so quickly. It usually takes several weeks before people realize what a truly odd and perhaps frightening person I am.

Or, maybe he was looking for a forum on monster trucks instead of music and came here by mistake. Either way, we sure were nice to that there visitor.

Come again...ya hear? \:\)

- Jeff

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#121313 - 01/03/03 01:13 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret:
... or I'll stone you.
Wooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo! I NEED to be stoned right now!
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#121314 - 01/03/03 01:19 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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No Jeff, I think it was me who scared him off. I was trying to be friendly, and witty, and just really wound up sounding like a psycho.I really hate myself. BTW, I'm changing my name to WeVex.

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#121315 - 01/03/03 01:45 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CoQuitoKing:
So What do you Guys do in here?
BITCH, BITCH, BITCH!!!

next question...
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#121316 - 01/03/03 05:19 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sylver Bleeds Green:
Quote:
Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret:
... or I'll stone you.
Wooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo! I NEED to be stoned right now!
Alright, let's go. Back behind the house, no one will notice us there.

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#121317 - 01/03/03 09:59 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lee Tyler:
I never received such a fine initiation from you whackos! ;\)

Just as well in light of co-co's quick exit.
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#121318 - 01/03/03 10:56 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I miss CoQuito already...his sharp wit, the way he capitalized the "w" in "what" and the G in "guys". And the smiley in the very first post! It doesn't get any friendlier than that!

Yep, CoQuitoKing is gone, but not forgotten. May I suggest the we all bow our heads for a moment in contemplative silence, thinking about how we can make the next CoQuito feel even more welcome than the original, almost irreplacable CoQuito.

CoQuito had a dream, and he spoke to us in a language we could all understand. CoQuito asked not what his country could do for him, but only he could do for his country. Four score and seven years ago, CoQuito came to the SSS forums with a simple post. And on that day that will live in infamy, CoQuito realized that when baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game, and so he's played his last game of ball.

Goodnight, Mister CoQuito...wherever you are.

- Jeff

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#121319 - 01/03/03 11:10 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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May CoQuito rest in peace.

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#121320 - 01/04/03 12:05 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Sooner or later we all face the loss of a CoQuito in our lives. Whether it's a family pet that gets hit by a car, or having to wave goodbye to your uncle as he sails off for Guam. Please Lord give us strength for the journey,

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#121321 - 01/04/03 12:32 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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THAT'S IT!!! I'M LEAVING THIS FORUM!!!

Things just aren't the same around here without CoQuitoKing. It feels... oh, I don't know... empty.

There used to be a real feeling of community around here, back in the CoQuito days. But, alas, no longer.

This place is now just a ghost town of a forum, completely CoQuitoless. Even Craig hasn't posted since CoQuitoKing left us. We are just a burnt-out shell of a forum now.

Devoid.

Vacuous.

Empty.

There's just nothing left to live for.

Goodbye, cruel CoQuitoless world. \:\(

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#121322 - 01/04/03 12:49 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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COOL

Now that the "wake rider' is out of here, maybe we can raise the "SSS quality bar" back up to a Pre-Bunny level. ;\) \:D
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#121323 - 01/04/03 12:52 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Sorry guys, I forgot to take down the CoQuito net.

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#121324 - 01/04/03 01:02 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Damn! I can't leave the forum, because SOMEBODY's gotta keep pathetic little KHAN-fused in his place.

Hey, why don't you go practice "Money" a few more times, KHAN-spicuous? You still don't quite have that 7/8 groove in the pocket. Here, let me help. It's "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..." Now, try not to move your lips when you're counting on stage! :p ;\)

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#121325 - 01/04/03 01:03 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Oh man, I miss el cuito too!

Gladness has gone from our lives.
Our dancing has turned to mourning.
The grim burden of loss weighs heavy upon our weakening hearts.

Hey, anybody got ten bucks I can borrow till Thursday?
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#121326 - 01/04/03 01:23 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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we WILL come through this dark tunnel.

we WILL emerge a stronger, better people

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#121327 - 01/04/03 01:35 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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quote:
Originally posted by dBunny:
Damn! I can't leave the forum, because SOMEBODY's gotta keep pathetic little KHAN-fused in his place.
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#121328 - 01/04/03 01:43 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I think "CoQuitoKing" is Spanish for "The King of Quitters." I'm not surprised he left, hombres.

We gotta move on.

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#121329 - 01/04/03 01:47 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bastard KHAN:
... And dogs often kill bunnys.
... not THIS kind of bunny!



Now, go find me a shrubbery!!!

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#121330 - 01/04/03 01:58 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by dBunny:
Damn! I can't leave the forum, because SOMEBODY's gotta keep pathetic little KHAN-fused in his place.

Hey, why don't you go practice "Money" a few more times, KHAN-spicuous? You still don't quite have that 7/8 groove in the pocket. Here, let me help. It's "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..." Now, try not to move your lips when you're counting on stage! :p ;\)
I thought Money was 7/4 time... I've still got the groove down, whatever the time may be.

But it is a sad time now that Chiquita is gone. Or whatever his name is. He never took off his shoes before he entered. What a complete jerk. Now it's a happy time that he's gone, because he has muddied my entryway by not taking off his shoes. Sorry, I hang out with too many Vietnamese people.

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#121331 - 01/04/03 10:15 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Jeff Klopmeyer Offline
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Has anyone heard from CoQuito yet? Maybe someone can file a missing persons report on him or her.

I hate to think of CoQuito wandering down an unfamiliar road, cold and alone. You'd think some decent soul who looked out the window and saw a CoQuito all by his or her self, that they'd open their heart and invite the CoQuito in for a spot of tea and some baloney sandwiches.

But no...the world kicks a CoQuito when he or she is down. Lets raise a glass and hope for the best for our CoQuito, may he or she return with tales of topographic oceans and foreign cheese.

- Jeff

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#121332 - 01/04/03 11:00 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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CoQuitoKing,

welcome to the funny farm,just remember be afraid very afraid

just kidding,

Midimonk
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#121333 - 01/05/03 01:43 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Lee Tyler Offline
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He probably wandered into Pro-rec and got his head taken off.
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http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1

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#121334 - 01/05/03 02:50 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I think I saw him at Radio Shack, but when I went after him he turned and fled. I gave chase, but had to quit after 22 miles.

Man, I hope he's alright...

To Lequito,

We're leave'n the light on for ya. Come home soon. \:\(
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#121335 - 01/05/03 02:57 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I don't have any friends .Except my imaginary friends. ;\)

BJDL,
peace out

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#121336 - 01/05/03 03:02 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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i PM'd him, but.................

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#121337 - 02/02/03 07:06 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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CoQuitoKing, please come back, we need you.

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#121338 - 02/02/03 09:58 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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CoQuito was a man among men. One time he worked all day, ran a triathlon, drank 12 margaritas and then made a cherry pie for his grandmother. The guy was amazing.

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#121339 - 02/02/03 03:42 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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.. holy smoke ..we have that many people now.!!!!

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#121340 - 02/02/03 03:46 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Midimonk Offline
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i think i saw him hangin' over at the harmony central forums.

They got some scarey people in that part of the net
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#121341 - 02/02/03 05:15 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
patrick_dont_fret Offline
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What, do you guys like to ressurect month old threads or what? This guy's not coming back...and it's all Jeff's fault.

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#121342 - 02/02/03 05:33 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Lee Tyler Offline
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Hey King!!!! Can ya' dance like this, pal???
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Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."


http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1

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#121343 - 02/02/03 05:40 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
JDL Offline
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So, how did you pick that name CoQuitoKing.

Oh yes, I'm still acting like he's around..........
It's just so hard to think he's not sometimes.

How have you commemorated the devastating loss of CoQuitoKing??


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#121344 - 02/02/03 06:01 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Lee Tyler Offline
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Can an administrator/moderator convince the "King" to come back home to his newly acquired friends, huh??? Well.........let me try to lure him in and "jiggle" this bait around.

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#121345 - 02/02/03 06:04 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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#121346 - 02/03/03 12:53 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret:
This guy's not coming back...and it's all Jeff's fault.
Oh, yeah...when your luck is down and there's no where to turn, go ahead and blame the Weasel. Yeah, fine. Be that way.

Just the other day, when I was having a nice lunch with my friend CoQuitoKing in Santa Monica on 3rd Street Promenade, I said, "You know, Co, I'll bet they blame me for your abrupt departure from that SSS forum."

Co (he likes to be called that for short) replied, "Well, Jeff, that's what you get for being a Weasel."

I sighed and knew he was right. He didn't get to be the King of CoQuitos for nothing, you know. He's one smart CoQuitoKing!

- Jeff

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#121347 - 02/03/03 01:03 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Ooh, CoQuitoKing, you're special. I've NEVER seen Lee jiggle for anyone before!

Oh, and thanks Lee!! ;\)

Rick

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#121348 - 02/03/03 01:49 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
drumtek Offline
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You guys are twisted !!!!

Y'all can stay here and whine if you wanna, but I'm goin' out there, and I'm gonna look for him, and I'm gonna find him.... so who's with me, dammit??!!!

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#121349 - 02/03/03 02:02 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Rim Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff, TASCAM Guy:
Just the other day, when I was having a nice lunch with my friend CoQuitoKing in Santa Monica on 3rd Street Promenade, I said, "You know, Co, I'll bet they blame me for your abrupt departure from that SSS forum."
That's weird. I was having lunch with CoQuitoKing in Old Town, Alexandria at Bull Feathers the other day, too. We were eating some wings and drinking some brews. I asked him to come back to SSS and that you didn't mean to scare him off. He said he never heard of you.

What day did you have lunch with him?
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#121350 - 02/03/03 02:07 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rim:
He said he never heard of you.

What day did you have lunch with him?
What?

How dare he! Why, it was just last Wednesday! He ordered the lobster ravioli, and had a small side salad! Remind him that we sat on the east side of the street, and the street performer with the penguins came by and made us laugh!

After all I've done for CoQuitoKing, this is what I get in return? That's it. CoQuitoKing is banished from this forum! I expect all of your cooperation in ignoring CoQuitoKing when he comes crawling back.

Never heard of me? I'll show him! That is one persona non grata CoQuitoKing in my book now!



- Jeff

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#121351 - 02/03/03 02:19 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Did you give him a t-shirt? ;\)

/Mats
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#121352 - 02/03/03 02:34 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mats_Olsson:
Did you give him a t-shirt? ;\)
No...the only person on Earth who wasn't at NAMM (and hasn't stolen one out of our warehouse) who is getting a special tour T-shirt is you, Mats. But then, you earned it.

Not even CoQuitoKing rates for a free T! \:\)

- Jeff

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#121353 - 02/03/03 04:05 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Rim Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff, TASCAM Guy:
Quote:
Originally posted by Rim:
He said he never heard of you.

What day did you have lunch with him?
What?

How dare he! Why, it was just last Wednesday!
Now, I'm really freaked! I had lunch with him last Wednesday, too! I guess it's possible with the time zone differences, but still. Maybe he travelled by jet.

Did he eat all of his ravioli? If he did, it must not have filled his appetite cuz he inhaled those wings.
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#121354 - 02/03/03 04:16 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rim:
Now, I'm really freaked! I had lunch with him last Wednesday, too! I guess it's possible with the time zone differences, but still. Maybe he travelled by jet.
Wait a second...you don't suppose...no, it couldn't be...but still...

You don't think that there is more than one CoQuitoKing, do you??????????

Or, worse...a whole legion of CoQuitoKings, planning their cruel revenge on a hapless nation?

Maybe the original CoQuitoKing was actually an imposter, and the real CoQuitoKing is walking around unaware that his identity has been stolen by this ruthless doer of evil?

Someone has to get to the bottom of this, and it ain't gonna be me. I nominate ace investigator Steven A. Wewus.

- Jeff

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#121355 - 02/03/03 06:46 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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The CoQuitoKing I know is pretty chunky and had sideburns. Really reminds me of another "King" that's being spotted everywhere like the Loch Ness monster, but I need to stop right there. I'm already shaking ...

Definitely a job for Wewus!
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#121356 - 02/03/03 07:17 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Yes, call in the Wewus. He's the only one who could help in a drastic situation such as this.

Hey...I just saw a guy walking by my office who bore a slight resemblance to CoQuitoKing. You don't think that they've already...

arrrrrrrgggghhh!!!! Attack of the CoQuitoClones!

- Jeff

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#121357 - 02/03/03 10:02 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by drumtek:
You guys are twisted !!!!

Y'all can stay here and whine if you wanna, but I'm goin' out there, and I'm gonna look for him, and I'm gonna find him.... so who's with me, dammit??!!!
I'm with you man, I've been looking for him like OJ is still searching for the perpetrator.
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#121358 - 02/03/03 10:20 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Ahhhhh, the search for CoQuitoKing continues. I've got my people working on it. I wonder if he realizes what he means to us?

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#121359 - 02/03/03 11:41 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Hey guys,

i thought i had seen him over at HC forums,it looks like he's a been a misbehaving.Maybe he's incognito here.

coquitoking profile
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#121360 - 02/04/03 02:23 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Wow, he's banned from the HC forums...good thing he's not here....

I still say you people are losers! \:D

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#121361 - 02/04/03 02:35 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Lee Tyler Offline
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Ok you people. Let wisdom prevail. Let's put out a good ole' prayer for our missing colleague.
<~~Do-mi-ne Co-Quito-King, please untie that apron string.....
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#121362 - 02/15/03 11:57 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Lee Tyler Offline
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I guess he is REALLY gone......
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#121363 - 02/16/03 02:55 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Well he's been busy...

The nationwide anti-war protests don't just organize themselves you know.

That's right, CoQuitoKing is the "brains" behind the anti-war movement in the US.

Now he's off to be a human shield for Saddam...

Or so I heard.

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#121364 - 02/16/03 05:30 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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My dad has a Llama.
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#121365 - 02/16/03 05:42 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Salyphus Offline
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For reals?

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#121366 - 02/16/03 10:14 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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What'd you say about my Llama?

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#121367 - 02/16/03 10:36 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I found a post of CoquitoKing HERE . Then I found a new profile HERE for someone named Coquito, that's got to be him, must have shortened his name after he got banned. There's an e-mail link and private message link if anyone wants to register and contact him, nah, let's let this thread get a little longer before we do that. Uh oh, check This Page , he's got eleven topics on the page, might be a clue to why he was banned the first time. The Guy Is A Postaholic. If he finds this thread we'll never get rid of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.

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#121368 - 02/16/03 10:39 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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welcome. I mostly just annoy people. Don't eat the dolphin nachos.
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#121369 - 02/16/03 11:04 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Wewus432 Offline
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Ok here's a link to all of CoquitoKing's post at Harmony Central- HERE and here's a link to Coquito's post HERE This guy Coquito scares even me. He's only been posting about two weeks over there and he's started over 100 topics. So you tell me, are CoquitoKing and Coquito the same person? I think so. Do we really want him back here? probably not, let this thread die.

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#121370 - 02/16/03 02:48 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
not coaster MODERATOR Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret:
Wow, he's banned from the HC forums...good thing he's not here....

I still say you people are losers! \:D
how does one get banned from HC? I'm askin..??

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#121371 - 02/16/03 03:01 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
JDL Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cereal:
Quote:
Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret:
Wow, he's banned from the HC forums...good thing he's not here....

I still say you people are losers! \:D
how does one get banned from HC? I'm askin..??
I dunno, ask CoQuertoQueen........................

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#121372 - 02/16/03 03:12 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by JDL:
Quote:
Originally posted by Cereal:
Quote:
Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret:
Wow, he's banned from the HC forums...good thing he's not here....

I still say you people are losers! \:D
how does one get banned from HC? I'm askin..??
I dunno, ask CoQuertoQueen........................
Yeah, ask him...I dunno. But this thread keeps popping up...

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#121373 - 04/08/04 05:16 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Bunny Knutson Offline
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Oh, how I miss our dear CoQuitoKing!

Will he EVER return???

PLEASE come back, CoQuitoKing!

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#121374 - 04/08/04 05:24 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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He is gone?
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#121375 - 04/08/04 02:20 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
antimatter Offline
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CoQuitoKing should be banned after that post. I doubt it was the real CoQuitoKing anyway.

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#121376 - 04/08/04 02:46 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Wewus432 Offline
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gone but not forgotten.

I first met CQ-K at the base of Mt. Denali, in Alaska, in September of last year. Just by chance we both arrived there at almost exactly the same time. I don't know how I knew this but I looked up, saw him, and said "Hey, you're that asshole from the internet!"

"Yes I am" I said, I mean he said.

"So....are you up for this?" one of us said.

"Not really" we both said.

"Hey" I said, "I saw a place to play skee ball back in Juneau, wanta go back there?"

"For sure" said CoquitoKing

and the rest is all a blur.

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#121377 - 04/08/04 02:56 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I heard CoQuitoKing was actually Bunny. but I don't believe anything Wewus says, so I'm disregarding that wole ugly rumor, which is definitely not true.

- Jeff

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#121378 - 04/08/04 03:41 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Rim Offline
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CQK is the anti-Tedster. I mean CQK can post here once and never post again.

SSS has never been the same since CQK left. My life has never been the same since CQK left.
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#121379 - 04/08/04 07:21 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Maybe Ted could sell CoQuitoKing some posts to get him started?

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#121380 - 04/08/04 08:44 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
boosh Offline
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Djeez,.... I remember the first time I posted here and told people that I'm a poor sucker who uses pirated software to make music. Everyone kicked my ass and for a while people ignored me. Now I have a ne PC and my software is legit. Allthough I'm not a pro, people treat me like one 'cause my music seems Okay.
I'm very honored that people like Dave Reitzas visit my website and give me hints and tips and I love being here.
Every day I log in I look for messages written by Wewus(Steve),Tedster,Coaster,That Jewish Ferret guy,Arell,Skip,Bassix,Sign etc etc etc whenever people are away for a while I miss them(patrick don't Fret) allthough I know you're here,......

To be Short :

I love you guys!!!
And Ani and Ms,Keith Goddess Richards Tyler,.... I love you even more!!!

kisses Booshy
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#121381 - 04/08/04 08:50 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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PS don't feel offende if you're not on the list like DJDM and ROG etc ,...I can't name everybody,.. you guys know who I mean ;\)
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#121382 - 04/08/04 08:55 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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#121383 - 04/08/04 10:21 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Jeff Klopmeyer Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by boosh:
Every day I log in I look for messages written by Wewus(Steve),Tedster,Coaster,That Jewish Ferret guy
This is getting weird, because that's the third time in a single week that I've been mistakenly referred to as being Jewish. The other two times were from Jewish friends of mine. It seems like a fine religion, but it's not mine. Is it the name? The curly hair? Oy, perhaps the fact that I kvetch about life.

However, I do happen to know that CoQuitoKing is of the Hebrew faith, because he took a break from posting for Passover this week. Look! Not one post by CoQuito on Passover. See?

- Jeff

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#121384 - 04/09/04 03:17 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
boosh Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff Da Weasel:
Quote:
Originally posted by boosh:
Every day I log in I look for messages written by Wewus(Steve),Tedster,Coaster,That Jewish Ferret guy
This is getting weird, because that's the third time in a single week that I've been mistakenly referred to as being Jewish. The other two times were from Jewish friends of mine. It seems like a fine religion, but it's not mine. Is it the name? The curly hair? Oy, perhaps the fact that I kvetch about life.

However, I do happen to know that CoQuitoKing is of the Hebrew faith, because he took a break from posting for Passover this week. Look! Not one post by CoQuito on Passover. See?

- Jeff
I didn't come up with this,my keyboardplayer did. He sometimes lurks here and paid a visit to your website. He refers to you as the Jewish ferret guy. Maybe it's the name. I never thought about it... I thought you were of Irish descent.
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#121385 - 04/09/04 03:33 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Jeff Klopmeyer Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by boosh:
I never thought about it... I thought you were of Irish descent.
No one knows I'm actually a black man. Except CoQuitoKing.

- Jeff

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#121386 - 04/09/04 04:21 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Tedster Offline
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No, Jeff, you're Black/Irish/Jewish. Like Sammy Davis, Jr. with red hair.

Funny thing, I saw some Jewish comedian talking about how his mother liked that nice musician
"Bruce Springsteen"...the nice Jewish boy from Jersey. But Springsteen isn't Jewish. My last name is Hoffman. Abbie Hoffman and Dustin Hoffman were/are Jewish. I'm not (by my raising), but, I've been told that I am at least 1/4 to 1/8 Jewish.

So, does that mean I can only eat 1/4 as much on Passover? Nahhh...that means (to me) I can have a huge meal on Passover, and a huge meal on Easter, too. \:D \:D \:D
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#121387 - 04/09/04 04:22 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I heard that Sammy Davis Jr. was also a satanist. True?

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#121388 - 04/09/04 05:18 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Bunny Knutson Offline
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Klopmeyer is a pretty common Irish name.

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#121389 - 04/09/04 05:21 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Jeff Klopmeyer Offline
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Since my lineage is so fascinating, I'll let you know that the Klopmeyers are, surprisingly, from Germany and Austria. On my Mom's side, I'm your typical Anglo-Euro-African dude.

I'm a mutt...just like my best friend CoQuito.

- Jeff

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#121390 - 07/09/04 12:40 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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If Only CQK, could somehow get a message to us. I just want to know that's he's OK.

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#121391 - 07/09/04 12:43 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
Mats Olsson. Offline
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He might be just a mutt, but he sure has the best name EVER.
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#121392 - 07/09/04 05:44 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tedster:
I've been told that I am at least 1/4 to 1/8 Jewish.
That is important information to the moyel, so he knows how much to lop off.
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#121393 - 07/09/04 08:39 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Well, that the ladies might take note, Cliff, I was lopped or cropped just after I was born. \:D . 'Twasn't by a Rabbi, though. But, there's one part of me that's definitely Jewish. \:D
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#121394 - 02/25/05 05:46 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Where are you Coquito? I miss you like nobody's business. Is that even a phrase?

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#121395 - 02/25/05 07:04 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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bump, yeah, sorry.

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#121396 - 02/25/05 07:14 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
antimatter Offline
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Posts: 2960
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Quote:
Originally posted by CoQuitoKing:
So What do you Guys do in here?
Dang Bro, didn't realize you were a NY brother! Check your PMs, we're going out 2> Nite!!

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#121397 - 02/25/05 08:22 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Am I the only one that doesn't miss CoQuitoKing? I mean, he was cool and all, but he was just an empty shell of a man. No real ideas of his own. :rolleyes:
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#121398 - 02/26/05 10:36 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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How can you say that blue? I mean even I can't post just once and leave..........and CoQuitoKing started four pages of the deepest bunch of horse shit this side o' the Web.

Now THAT'S original.

I mean I haven't hung around here in almost three years since he left.

Wewus has been crying ever since!!!

Anyway, now that I've posted on here, this thread is officially over. That is one thing I AM capable of: Thread Ender!!!

Maybe I should change my name?

Oh yeah, already did that.

Anyway, good bye CoQuitoKing....wherever you are.

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#121399 - 02/26/05 10:51 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Just when I thought I was over his sudden departure, Wewus had to bring up old memories.

Damn you! Damn you, Wewus!
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#121400 - 02/27/05 07:28 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Alas, poor CoQuitoKing, I knew him well, Horatio...
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#121401 - 02/28/05 09:14 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Hey Tedster, why is the guy from Radiohead holding that skull? And why is he in black & white? And how did CoQuitoKing rate a Radiohead video?! He must be cooler than I thought...
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#121402 - 02/28/05 09:21 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I thought it was a still from another Jude Law movie.

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#121403 - 03/01/05 03:32 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I still yearn, yes YEARN for his return
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#121404 - 03/01/05 09:24 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Quote:
Originally posted by bluestrat:
Hey Tedster, why is the guy from Radiohead holding that skull? And why is he in black & white? And how did CoQuitoKing rate a Radiohead video?! He must be cooler than I thought...
I think the guy from Radiohead and CoQuitoKing are cousins, and that guy in the pic is their grandfather.
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#121405 - 03/01/05 09:30 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Ya think?

That would explain.........nothing.

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#121406 - 03/03/05 01:18 AM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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Although I wasn't a member of the Forums when CoQuitoKing was here, from reading this thread, I've grown to know him as the brother I never had, the son I never had, the pet hamster I never had. My only experience with him was in a dingy bar in Livingston, Montana, one hot summer evening in 1998. He walked in, looked at me, and we both nodded to each other in that all knowing sort of way. That's the last I ever saw of him.
I know that everyone in here has bonded with old CoQuitoKing, treating him as a family member, and I know you are all as devastated as I at his sudden and lasting disappearance.
With this spirit of loss and sadness in mind, I felt compelled to put what I'm sure all of you are feeling into song. Hence, I give you "Ode to CoQuitoKing", to the tune of J. Frank Wilson's (or Pearl Jam's) "Last Kiss".

"Ode to CoQuitoKing"


One cold winter's day, with some time to pass,
I logged in to Craig's forum, SSS
When who should stop by, to my bugged out eye,
CoQuitoKing, our favorite guy!
We've gone to heaven to be blessed by this guest
If we'd only known the story, the truth, the rest

It was hit and run, he bolted like a nun,
We never knew what hit us and then he was gone
It just made no sense, we welcomed him like a Prince,
Alas, CoQuitoKing's not been heard from since
It's not the same without old CQK here,
We're all just left stewing, crying in our beer

Oh where oh where can CoQuitoKing be?
He meant the world and so much more to me
I feel so lonely that I want to die
If only CQK would stop by and just say hi!
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#121407 - 07/24/05 07:47 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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I hear he's at HC. A trendsetter for the archives.

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#121408 - 07/24/05 09:06 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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he touched our lives. we laughed, we cried, we shared our souls.....

god rest you please mrs robinson
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#121409 - 07/24/05 11:23 PM Re: Hi. Im New Here!
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\:D
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