Oh, how I miss our dear CoQuitoKing!

Will he EVER return???

PLEASE come back, CoQuitoKing!

He is gone?

CoQuitoKing should be banned after that post. I doubt it was the real CoQuitoKing anyway.

gone but not forgotten.

I first met CQ-K at the base of Mt. Denali, in Alaska, in September of last year. Just by chance we both arrived there at almost exactly the same time. I don't know how I knew this but I looked up, saw him, and said "Hey, you're that asshole from the internet!"

"Yes I am" I said, I mean he said.

"So....are you up for this?" one of us said.

"Not really" we both said.

"Hey" I said, "I saw a place to play skee ball back in Juneau, wanta go back there?"

"For sure" said CoquitoKing

and the rest is all a blur.

I heard CoQuitoKing was actually Bunny. but I don't believe anything Wewus says, so I'm disregarding that wole ugly rumor, which is definitely not true.

- Jeff

CQK is the anti-Tedster. I mean CQK can post here once and never post again.

SSS has never been the same since CQK left. My life has never been the same since CQK left.

Maybe Ted could sell CoQuitoKing some posts to get him started?

Djeez,.... I remember the first time I posted here and told people that I'm a poor sucker who uses pirated software to make music. Everyone kicked my ass and for a while people ignored me. Now I have a ne PC and my software is legit. Allthough I'm not a pro, people treat me like one 'cause my music seems Okay.
I'm very honored that people like Dave Reitzas visit my website and give me hints and tips and I love being here.
Every day I log in I look for messages written by Wewus(Steve),Tedster,Coaster,That Jewish Ferret guy,Arell,Skip,Bassix,Sign etc etc etc whenever people are away for a while I miss them(patrick don't Fret) allthough I know you're here,......

To be Short :

I love you guys!!!
And Ani and Ms,Keith Goddess Richards Tyler,.... I love you even more!!!

kisses Booshy

PS don't feel offende if you're not on the list like DJDM and ROG etc ,...I can't name everybody,.. you guys know who I mean

shaaaaane.... come baaaaaack

This is getting weird, because that's the third time in a single week that I've been mistakenly referred to as being Jewish. The other two times were from Jewish friends of mine. It seems like a fine religion, but it's not mine. Is it the name? The curly hair? Oy, perhaps the fact that I kvetch about life.

However, I do happen to know that CoQuitoKing is of the Hebrew faith, because he took a break from posting for Passover this week. Look! Not one post by CoQuito on Passover. See?

- Jeff

I didn't come up with this,my keyboardplayer did. He sometimes lurks here and paid a visit to your website. He refers to you as the Jewish ferret guy. Maybe it's the name. I never thought about it... I thought you were of Irish descent.

No one knows I'm actually a black man. Except CoQuitoKing.

- Jeff

No, Jeff, you're Black/Irish/Jewish. Like Sammy Davis, Jr. with red hair.

Funny thing, I saw some Jewish comedian talking about how his mother liked that nice musician
"Bruce Springsteen"...the nice Jewish boy from Jersey. But Springsteen isn't Jewish. My last name is Hoffman. Abbie Hoffman and Dustin Hoffman were/are Jewish. I'm not (by my raising), but, I've been told that I am at least 1/4 to 1/8 Jewish.

So, does that mean I can only eat 1/4 as much on Passover? Nahhh...that means (to me) I can have a huge meal on Passover, and a huge meal on Easter, too.

I heard that Sammy Davis Jr. was also a satanist. True?

Klopmeyer is a pretty common Irish name.

Since my lineage is so fascinating, I'll let you know that the Klopmeyers are, surprisingly, from Germany and Austria. On my Mom's side, I'm your typical Anglo-Euro-African dude.

I'm a mutt...just like my best friend CoQuito.

- Jeff

If Only CQK, could somehow get a message to us. I just want to know that's he's OK.

He might be just a mutt, but he sure has the best name EVER.

That is important information to the moyel, so he knows how much to lop off.

Well, that the ladies might take note, Cliff, I was lopped or cropped just after I was born. . 'Twasn't by a Rabbi, though. But, there's one part of me that's definitely Jewish.

Where are you Coquito? I miss you like nobody's business. Is that even a phrase?

bump, yeah, sorry.

Dang Bro, didn't realize you were a NY brother! Check your PMs, we're going out 2> Nite!!

Am I the only one that doesn't miss CoQuitoKing? I mean, he was cool and all, but he was just an empty shell of a man. No real ideas of his own. :rolleyes:

How can you say that blue? I mean even I can't post just once and leave..........and CoQuitoKing started four pages of the deepest bunch of horse shit this side o' the Web.

Now THAT'S original.

I mean I haven't hung around here in almost three years since he left.

Wewus has been crying ever since!!!

Anyway, now that I've posted on here, this thread is officially over. That is one thing I AM capable of: Thread Ender!!!

Maybe I should change my name?

Oh yeah, already did that.

Anyway, good bye CoQuitoKing....wherever you are.

sojend

Just when I thought I was over his sudden departure, Wewus had to bring up old memories.

Damn you! Damn you, Wewus!

Alas, poor CoQuitoKing, I knew him well, Horatio...

Hey Tedster, why is the guy from Radiohead holding that skull? And why is he in black & white? And how did CoQuitoKing rate a Radiohead video?! He must be cooler than I thought...

I thought it was a still from another Jude Law movie.