So, how did you pick that name CoQuitoKing.

Oh yes, I'm still acting like he's around..........
It's just so hard to think he's not sometimes.

How have you commemorated the devastating loss of CoQuitoKing??

Can an administrator/moderator convince the "King" to come back home to his newly acquired friends, huh??? Well.........let me try to lure him in and "jiggle" this bait around.

OMG, theres boobies and theyre DANCING

Oh, yeah...when your luck is down and there's no where to turn, go ahead and blame the Weasel. Yeah, fine. Be that way.

Just the other day, when I was having a nice lunch with my friend CoQuitoKing in Santa Monica on 3rd Street Promenade, I said, "You know, Co, I'll bet they blame me for your abrupt departure from that SSS forum."

Co (he likes to be called that for short) replied, "Well, Jeff, that's what you get for being a Weasel."

I sighed and knew he was right. He didn't get to be the King of CoQuitos for nothing, you know. He's one smart CoQuitoKing!

- Jeff

Ooh, CoQuitoKing, you're special. I've NEVER seen Lee jiggle for anyone before!

Oh, and thanks Lee!!

Rick

You guys are twisted !!!!

Y'all can stay here and whine if you wanna, but I'm goin' out there, and I'm gonna look for him, and I'm gonna find him.... so who's with me, dammit??!!!

That's weird. I was having lunch with CoQuitoKing in Old Town, Alexandria at Bull Feathers the other day, too. We were eating some wings and drinking some brews. I asked him to come back to SSS and that you didn't mean to scare him off. He said he never heard of you.

What day did you have lunch with him?

What?

How dare he! Why, it was just last Wednesday! He ordered the lobster ravioli, and had a small side salad! Remind him that we sat on the east side of the street, and the street performer with the penguins came by and made us laugh!

After all I've done for CoQuitoKing, this is what I get in return? That's it. CoQuitoKing is banished from this forum! I expect all of your cooperation in ignoring CoQuitoKing when he comes crawling back.

Never heard of me? I'll show him! That is one persona non grata CoQuitoKing in my book now!



- Jeff

Did you give him a t-shirt?

/Mats

No...the only person on Earth who wasn't at NAMM (and hasn't stolen one out of our warehouse) who is getting a special tour T-shirt is you, Mats. But then, you earned it.

Not even CoQuitoKing rates for a free T!

- Jeff

Now, I'm really freaked! I had lunch with him last Wednesday, too! I guess it's possible with the time zone differences, but still. Maybe he travelled by jet.

Did he eat all of his ravioli? If he did, it must not have filled his appetite cuz he inhaled those wings.

Wait a second...you don't suppose...no, it couldn't be...but still...

You don't think that there is more than one CoQuitoKing, do you??????????

Or, worse...a whole legion of CoQuitoKings, planning their cruel revenge on a hapless nation?

Maybe the original CoQuitoKing was actually an imposter, and the real CoQuitoKing is walking around unaware that his identity has been stolen by this ruthless doer of evil?

Someone has to get to the bottom of this, and it ain't gonna be me. I nominate ace investigator Steven A. Wewus.

- Jeff

The CoQuitoKing I know is pretty chunky and had sideburns. Really reminds me of another "King" that's being spotted everywhere like the Loch Ness monster, but I need to stop right there. I'm already shaking ...

Definitely a job for Wewus!

Yes, call in the Wewus. He's the only one who could help in a drastic situation such as this.

Hey...I just saw a guy walking by my office who bore a slight resemblance to CoQuitoKing. You don't think that they've already...

arrrrrrrgggghhh!!!! Attack of the CoQuitoClones!

- Jeff

I'm with you man, I've been looking for him like OJ is still searching for the perpetrator.

Ahhhhh, the search for CoQuitoKing continues. I've got my people working on it. I wonder if he realizes what he means to us?

Hey guys,

i thought i had seen him over at HC forums,it looks like he's a been a misbehaving.Maybe he's incognito here.

coquitoking profile

Wow, he's banned from the HC forums...good thing he's not here....

I still say you people are losers!

Ok you people. Let wisdom prevail. Let's put out a good ole' prayer for our missing colleague.
<~~Do-mi-ne Co-Quito-King, please untie that apron string.....

I guess he is REALLY gone......

Well he's been busy...

The nationwide anti-war protests don't just organize themselves you know.

That's right, CoQuitoKing is the "brains" behind the anti-war movement in the US.

Now he's off to be a human shield for Saddam...

Or so I heard.

guitplayer

My dad has a Llama.

For reals?

What'd you say about my Llama?

I found a post of CoquitoKing HERE . Then I found a new profile HERE for someone named Coquito, that's got to be him, must have shortened his name after he got banned. There's an e-mail link and private message link if anyone wants to register and contact him, nah, let's let this thread get a little longer before we do that. Uh oh, check This Page , he's got eleven topics on the page, might be a clue to why he was banned the first time. The Guy Is A Postaholic. If he finds this thread we'll never get rid of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.

welcome. I mostly just annoy people. Don't eat the dolphin nachos.

Ok here's a link to all of CoquitoKing's post at Harmony Central- HERE and here's a link to Coquito's post HERE This guy Coquito scares even me. He's only been posting about two weeks over there and he's started over 100 topics. So you tell me, are CoquitoKing and Coquito the same person? I think so. Do we really want him back here? probably not, let this thread die.

how does one get banned from HC? I'm askin..??

I dunno, ask CoQuertoQueen........................

Yeah, ask him...I dunno. But this thread keeps popping up...