So What do you Guys do in here?

Crazy, wacky things, like talk about how we create music, and talk about how other people create music, and complain about how hard it is to make music, and complain about how most music isn't as good as what we'd like it to be. Sometimes we talk about other things.

Welcome.

- Jeff

Are you sure you've never been here before? Here's the deal. We're all musicians or involved with music and/or audio, so if you fit that description, WELCOME. What instruments do you play? Tell us about your tiny apartment in New York that you pay a gazillion dollars a month for. See that? That's an Instant Graemlins and they're state of the art, baby. Instant Graemlins are your friend, they can help you out of many awkward situations. I'm TheWewus, I hang out here a lot. Pay no attention to that man behind the screen.

Wecome, and don't let Wewus scare you off. He's harmless. Well, mostly. There was that one time with that girl from New Jersey and a "personal massager", but he was aquitted.

I'm going to assume for the moment that you meant 'hairless'

Hello CoQuitoKing

I think he ment homeless.

Or maybe homely?

Damn, Khan...you beat me to it. Welcome, Chiquita King!!!

I fixed it, but I like hairless better.

Great minds think alike.

Greater minds just think slightly quicker than great minds.

And Sylver. NO FIXING!

ZING...

Ouch...

Hey, why not? It worked for me.

What'd you say about my llama?

We have attack Llamas out here Amish country.

Ah yes. I've always loved those post cards of the Amish riding their llamas through the countryside.

Mmmmm....llama and beeer!

Nooooooooooo, they don't ride them. They use them for protecting the sheep and cattle.

Nothing. We dont do anything. I swear!

Anyone for a bitch slapping session?

Yes.

I never received such a fine initiation from you whackos!

WELCOME CoQuitoKing

Hang upside down from a tree and await new blood!!!

Welcome CoQuitoKing!

Yeah, welcome, man. I'm a hippie. I will try to convince you that war is wrong and good music comes only from jam bands, but pay no real attention to me. I will also occasionally spout out my most recent conspiracy theories, which are made up on the spot, really. Oh yeah, and I play bass. And I'm an ex-CIA operative that got stranded over here in Irawq back in 'the day'.

But otherwise, I'm harmless. Not hairless, except on my arms. You better not confuse me with anyone else on this forum, or I'll stone you.

I'm Cereal

I'm one of the normal guys around here.

Mmmwwwaahhahaahahahaa!!!

Do you honestly expect anyone to believe that?



/Mats

Welcome man!

And as for me, well...

I think this guy left right after Jeff told him what we do here and never came back, so we could probably stop greeting him.

CoQuitoKing,

Welcome. Everyone here is nice and you can learn alot about music and so on. I would stay away from the political threads, people seem to take the gloves off and those threads are pretty much a knock down drag out. The SSS is a good place to hang, also check out some of the other places on the site, guitar, bass, and so on. Good luck and welcome.

Damn, I know I scare people, but usually not so quickly. It usually takes several weeks before people realize what a truly odd and perhaps frightening person I am.

Or, maybe he was looking for a forum on monster trucks instead of music and came here by mistake. Either way, we sure were nice to that there visitor.

Come again...ya hear?

- Jeff