Zephyr Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Today is the day that i have to go get a trim on my long hair so my school won't give me a m problem. It's really not a problem, i tell her to reduce it by about a half-inch. When all is said and done, i come out of there looking like a lesbian, not just any lesbian, an Ellen Degeneres lesbian. My hair isnt long anymore, it's short. And worst of all i look like a CROSS-DRESSING lesbian. and school starts in a week. I am super-pi$$ednow. Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=810593 http://www.myspace.com/dandelavega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruupi Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Sorry to laugh at your expense Zephyr but thats the funniest story I have heard all week. Yeah, hairstylists/barbers aren't the swiftness bunch these days. My last haircut the effeminent little guy asked me if I wanted for him to clean up my sideburns (I have a full beard), I said sure trim it a bit. He proceeds to shave off a half inch gap between my hair and sideburns, it grew back in a week but I looked like a nimrod for a couple of days. My soundclick site: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=397188 My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/gruupi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarPlayerFL Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Zephyr: When all is said and done, i come out of there looking like a lesbian, not just any lesbian, an Ellen Degeneres lesbian.So...you now look like Eric Johnson? A Jazz/Chord Melody Master-my former instructor www.robertconti.com (FKA GuitarPlayerSoCal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMcGuitar Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 This is one of the reasons I only get my hair cut once every 5 - 7 years... May all your thoughts be random! - Neil www.McFaddenArts.com www.MikesGarageRocks.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappy P Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Did they give you a mullet? Sue! Letigate that is! www.birdblues.com My Stuff On Sound Click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 well, to the best of descriptions, it is really poofy on the top and thin and short in the back and sides Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=810593 http://www.myspace.com/dandelavega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejeeber Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by GuitarPlayerSoCal: Originally posted by Zephyr: When all is said and done, i come out of there looking like a lesbian, not just any lesbian, an Ellen Degeneres lesbian.So...you now look like Eric Johnson? Oh man this is getting funny!! That sux though Zephyr that you got the usual hairstylist treatment where they seem to think that they're getting paid by how much more they cut off than you wanted them to. Sounds like your evil baberette was tryin to get rich. Just a pinch between the geek and chum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I lost my hair at 20 in 1970. My now wife convinced me in 1971 to cut off the long hair I had remaining. Do you know what guys got the short hair look in 1971? Now, I cut it myself and look the same except for all these dam wrinkles! Now guys with 2 earings cut their hair short! The upside is you don't spend a lot on hair care products, which leaves more money for GAS!!!!! Besides. I bet your cute as hell with the poofy thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarzan Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 i know i speak for all the balding dudes here when i say.." get over it, at least you have hair" as long as nobody calls you "SIR" you should be happy. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=193274 rock it, i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklava Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Pics! The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durockrolly Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You're still better off than me. I'm bald!!! BTW, I think a short hair Ellen looking lesbian might look good. Any pics??? Fernando If you can't say it in 12 bars... then it can't be said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Ellwood Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Zepher we feel your pain man!! OMG that is so not cool but what a RIOT!!! ok ok... just about spilled my coffee on that one!! HAY.. does this mean you are going to be doing all those cool Ellen dances!! Just thank the good LORD you don't look like Rosie !! http://www.thestringnetwork.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Hair and unwrinkled skin is very overrated! Rosie has both!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappy P Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Bald is beautiful. www.birdblues.com My Stuff On Sound Click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc taz Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 ARGH... I feel your pain. Usually, I have my mum work on my hair, but I think I'll study a self cutting method that might work for me. I have enough length to mess with, so I think I'll give it a go soon. Some of my ends are getting a bit nasty looking, though I love the length now. I look like a death metal dude at the moment, minus the tats and piercings. If anyone's interested, the self cutting methods are here: http://community.livejournal.com/feyeselftrim/ Note that the pics are small... the lovely author hasn't gotten around to enlarging the photos, though I did see them in better detail someplace else. sevenstring.org profile my flickr page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus A. Picker Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Another reason I haven't had my hair cut in 20 years or so. http://www.smokedsalmonband.com/exile/exile1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Sorry to hear it, Zephyr. It's been 14 or 15 years since a stylist butchered my long hair into what can only be described as Darth Vader helmet hair (sans the face covering). My wife (then girlfriend) cried. She loved my hair long and I had to cut more to lose the nasty looking thing on my head. That's not a joke. Last year or the year before I used my moustache trimmer to shave my head down to just about nothing. Looked good, used a dot of shampoo in showers and was easy to maintain. (I haven't had a professional haircut in over 2 years. Before the big buzz I was shaving the sides and let the top grow a bit.) But my wife likes my large ring curls and I was just in Fiddler On The Roof, so I let it grow again along with my beard. I trimmed the beard but let the hair stay. I suggest you recut your hair to something you like, even if it means making your hair even shorter. It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairfarmer Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 A cross dressing lesbian huh? That must be one hell of a confused individual. One word...Mohawk! Kerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardtail Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 My wife will be losing her hair soon and is understandably upset about it. I told her, I'd shave my head if that would make her feel better. She said... if I have to look at your ugly mellon while I'm going through this, I'll get even more sick. Gotta have a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 It's not all bad as long as i avoid public places for as long as possible. However, it's losing my best pysical quality. All the s i know love it. Damn catholic schools... Anyway i kinda used to do some Ellen type dances before i lost it. Though it involved headbanging and an occasional duck walk. Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=810593 http://www.myspace.com/dandelavega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Hairfarmer: A cross dressing lesbian huh? That must be one hell of a confused individual. One word...Mohawk! Yeah, but it describes how i look now really well. A lesbian, who cross dresses to look like a man. I should just buy a wig. Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=810593 http://www.myspace.com/dandelavega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J J Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 heh the way you said you look like a lesbo made me think that you were a girl. Guess not. Just cover it up with a SRV zoro hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 High and tight. Get your own clippers. They pay for them selves and you can DIYS. Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarisawayoflife21 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by GuitarPlayerSoCal: Originally posted by Zephyr: When all is said and done, i come out of there looking like a lesbian, not just any lesbian, an Ellen Degeneres lesbian.So...you now look like Eric Johnson? Funniest thing Ive heard all day. Lmao. www.myspace.com/robyourselfblind check us out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarisawayoflife21 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 sorry about the whole hair situation though. www.myspace.com/robyourselfblind check us out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus A. Picker Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by Hard Tail: My wife will be losing her hair soon and is understandably upset about it. I told her, I'd shave my head if that would make her feel better. She said... if I have to look at your ugly mellon while I'm going through this, I'll get even more sick. Gotta have a sense of humor. Get her a decent wig, even if she says she doesn't want one. The oncologists office can help point you in the right direction toward finding a good, natural looking one. Here's something interesting, her hair may not grow back the same after chemo as it was before it. Straight hair can come in curly, it can be a different color or texture. The good thing is it begins to grow back almost immediately after chemo is stopped. http://www.smokedsalmonband.com/exile/exile1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo. Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 LMAO @ teh Eric Johnson XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruupi Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Hardtail, I know that cancer is a very serious business. I can only offer hope, the medical community has come a long way in the last few years. A women that I worked with had an aggressive form of breast cancer and she went the full treatment including a mastectomy. She is my age or so 46-47. This was a couple of years ago. Her treatment went well and god willing she has a clean bill of health now. She was single when all this happened and has since then found a nice guy and gotten married (for the first time). Just perservere and always have a positive attitude and I think things have a great chance of working out fine. I am not religeous per say any more but I offer my prayers to you and your wife. She had to wear a wig for several months during chemo but now has grown her hair back. It was a bit grey at first but a little dye and some styling and she looks fine now. I know women are very particular about their looks, but the most important thing is life and the people that you love. My soundclick site: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=397188 My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/gruupi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 My mother had to get a wig when she went through chemo, it was an interesting process because the wig shop guys did a lot of work and research and then came up with something that really did look a lot like her natural hair. Going back to the hairdresser thing, I avoid them like the plague. When it comes to cutting hair, I'm an arch conservative. I prefer the old style barbershops and won't go near those newfangled new places. After all, I'm only lookign for a short back and sides so why bother with all the other fripperies? Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bytored Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Hair is highly overrated, unless of course you still have it We need pics to fully understand your dilema, or at least have a chuckle What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate, and give music What can this thing be that I found? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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