A String Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 How far can you make it through the video before you have to shut it off? I made it to 2:55 just as he was flying off his motorcycle. I won't sleep tonight, but I did it! Craig Stringnetwork on Facebook String Network Forum My Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucks Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I feel all dirty now. Cheers Stringo. Soundclick Myspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Yeti Bigfoot, Esq. Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 That's just.......awful. "And so I definitely, when I have a daughter, I have a lot of good advice for her." ~Paris Hilton BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 15 seconds....I've seen it already. Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danzilla Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You cruel, cruel man! That song just isn't the same without the dancing ooga chucka baby (remember Ally McBeal?) But one more reminder why America's got talent... and why he's sold millions in Europe and diddly over here. No offense meant to our forumites in the Old Country. "Am I enough of a freak to be worth paying to see?"- Separated Out (Marillion) NEW band Old band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucks Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Thankfully he has'nt sold millions in the UK!! Blame it on the Germans, I think he is most popular over there. Soundclick Myspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampdog Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Well done... good backup vocals... great cinematography... great choice on material... I'd have to give it a thumbs-up... http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Rampdog/flipw.gif Oh wait... That's not a thumbs up... If it ain't fun...why do it...? http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=778394&content=music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILLO Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 ooga chakka hooga hooga VAT DAS FUCK IS TAT? Swahili mit eines Deutches accent? That guy lacks charisma big time. Stiff and corny as a stale frozen corn dog. Untalented, bad voice, bad music, horrible "dancing" (although it may be good by German standards, hahaha), cheesy orchestration, and a very sub-standard song... not that that last thing will be prevent a well-marketed pop hit from becoming a hit. I think the reason why he's big in Germany has to do more w/ the fact that he's a guy of German descent that has made big bucks in the US. Same thing w/ Madonna in Italy (well, she's big everywhere, but apparently she's like a goddess in Italy), etc. It's more of a "one of us has found success over there" type thing. Good thing is, hey, apparently he has a sense of humor. Granted, it's not funny sense of humor, but pathetic sense of humor. Worthy of a chain-hotel lobby. I dare you check out the one that's called "Crazy For You". It's a Village People's YMCA rip-off. "Without music, life would be a mistake." --from 'Beyond Good and Evil', by Friedrich Nietzsche My MySpace Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappy P Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You know what. This video I like. It was cheesy, sure, but it was funny. He actually sings this song good. I like the home made quality of this video, it's actually much better than most of the MTV videos made today. I like it almost as much as I like that Fat Boy Slim Video with Christopher Walken. www.birdblues.com My Stuff On Sound Click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Ross Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I'm sure he figured that he'd never be accepted as a serious actor, so might as well go Shatner He was hilarious in Dodgeball. Great movie! It's not simple to be simple. -H. Matisse Ross Precision Guitars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILLO Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 My GF concluded Hasselhoff is in love w/ his Weiner dog, or whatever breed it is. There's no woman around in either video (that "Hooked-Hooka" thing and "Crazy On You"), only those Weiner dogs. I mean, hopefully he's not singing about the girls dressed up as angels. So, I guess we can conclude David Hasselhoff is hooked on a Weiner dog. Hooka, I meant to say. "Without music, life would be a mistake." --from 'Beyond Good and Evil', by Friedrich Nietzsche My MySpace Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarzan Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 i watched the whole thing as well as secret agent man. so shoot me. it actually wasn't as bad as i thought. cheesy goodness. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=193274 rock it, i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Watched the entire thing. . . . . . . . . . . . That's 3 minutes and 31 seconds I'll never get back. I tried to watch Secret Agent Man, but apparently that was before they began autotuning his vocals. It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILLO Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by fantasticsound: Secret Agent Man... that was before they began autotuning his vocals. YEAH!! HAhahaha. Disgusting, eh? I kept wishing he'd shut his mouth and let the pseudo-Bond girls do their dancing, etc. "Without music, life would be a mistake." --from 'Beyond Good and Evil', by Friedrich Nietzsche My MySpace Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xplorer Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 15sec was enough... wow, horrible. What a horrible night to have a curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 That is just bizzare!! Lets remember that he did a show with a talking car!!! If he did it as a goof, he did a good job. He does have a good voice though! Hey, he's high on believin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo. Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 That is pretty weird; I kept waiting for the April Fools text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPCustom Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 That's almost as bad as the Rimmer ride. Born on the Bayou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck32.gif Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdrs Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I bet it's hard to fly with those pointy shoes on. Don "There once was a note, Pure and Easy. Playing so free, like a breath rippling by." http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=574296 http://www.myspace.com/imdrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPCustom Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Oh my god. I don't know what was worse, his singing, the poor mixing or the arrangement that sounded like a porno track that had the S.A.M. tune imbedded in it. Now, I've got to dig out my Johnny Rivers version and play it for a couple of hours to scour any remnants of DH's version from memory. Thank you so much, A String. I only thought David Hasselhof was a poor singer before. Now, I'm sure of it. Do you actually go looking for stuff like this? If so, why on Earth would you do that? Is this some form of self flagellation? Born on the Bayou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBBPaul Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I'm speechl...er typeless. I made it through Hooked On A Feeling with the thought that it was done by a nine-year-old but Secret Agent Man was too much bad, too fast. I'm embarrassed for him. Our new and improved website Today's sample tune: Lonesome One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Tried.........to click........on link, gasp. Fingers froze,..........could not move. Saved by my own subconsious. bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duff beer Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 If you think that's disturbing, check out this: http://www.gagreport.com/funny_animations_hasselhoff.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xplorer Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by duff beer: If you think that's disturbing, check out this: http://www.gagreport.com/funny_animations_hasselhoff.htm Dude, don't let Pappy see this post! What a horrible night to have a curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 He flew off the bike at 1:55 didn't he? Watched the whole thing. I like that song. Corny vidy but still funny. Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.