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OT: The David Hasselhof Challenge.


A String

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You cruel, cruel man!

 

That song just isn't the same without the dancing ooga chucka baby (remember Ally McBeal?)

 

But one more reminder why America's got talent... and why he's sold millions in Europe and diddly over here.

 

No offense meant to our forumites in the Old Country.

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ooga chakka hooga hooga

 

VAT DAS FUCK IS TAT? Swahili mit eines Deutches accent?

 

That guy lacks charisma big time. Stiff and corny as a stale frozen corn dog. Untalented, bad voice, bad music, horrible "dancing" (although it may be good by German standards, hahaha), cheesy orchestration, and a very sub-standard song... not that that last thing will be prevent a well-marketed pop hit from becoming a hit. I think the reason why he's big in Germany has to do more w/ the fact that he's a guy of German descent that has made big bucks in the US. Same thing w/ Madonna in Italy (well, she's big everywhere, but apparently she's like a goddess in Italy), etc. It's more of a "one of us has found success over there" type thing.

 

Good thing is, hey, apparently he has a sense of humor. Granted, it's not funny sense of humor, but pathetic sense of humor. Worthy of a chain-hotel lobby.

 

I dare you check out the one that's called "Crazy For You". It's a Village People's YMCA rip-off.

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You know what. This video I like. It was cheesy, sure, but it was funny. He actually sings this song good. I like the home made quality of this video, it's actually much better than most of the MTV videos made today.

 

I like it almost as much as I like that Fat Boy Slim Video with Christopher Walken.

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My GF concluded Hasselhoff is in love w/ his Weiner dog, or whatever breed it is. There's no woman around in either video (that "Hooked-Hooka" thing and "Crazy On You"), only those Weiner dogs. I mean, hopefully he's not singing about the girls dressed up as angels.

 

So, I guess we can conclude David Hasselhoff is hooked on a Weiner dog. Hooka, I meant to say.

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Originally posted by fantasticsound:

Secret Agent Man... that was before they began autotuning his vocals. :eek:

YEAH!! HAhahaha. Disgusting, eh? I kept wishing he'd shut his mouth and let the pseudo-Bond girls do their dancing, etc.

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Oh my god. :cry:

 

I don't know what was worse, his singing, the poor mixing or the arrangement that sounded like a porno track that had the S.A.M. tune imbedded in it.

 

Now, I've got to dig out my Johnny Rivers version and play it for a couple of hours to scour any remnants of DH's version from memory. :rolleyes:

 

Thank you so much, A String. I only thought David Hasselhof was a poor singer before. Now, I'm sure of it.

 

Do you actually go looking for stuff like this? If so, why on Earth would you do that? Is this some form of self flagellation? :eek::D

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