Hhahah... I'm way ahead of you guys.
I don't know if these girls will tell their parents or not, but I have recommended this course of action. I doubt if they will, and if they do, the evidence would be pretty easy to disprove. After all, most stuff found on the Internet can be faked. I hate to say it, but it looks like he's basically going to get away with this for the most part. I still think his g/f will find this interesting, though.
BTW, Zero played that answering machine message for EVERYONE we met -- especially in my presence. It was my own fault for trying to act like it didn't bother me at first. This set a precedent for him to play it all the time. At one point, he wanted to use it as an intro to our set, but I told him that was a little too much and that it was too boring to be an intro.
As for the song... I'm on it. Since I usually try to focus on the positive side of things, I took the experience and gleaned what I could from it. I look at it this way:
1. He hasn't been able to hurt the band.
2. We're stronger than ever.
3. Our supporters are there for us.
The song is called "Unbreakable," and it's dedicated to Zero. This is a taste:
We move forward/We're not stepping back
No holes in this armor/We can't be cracked
Stronger than time/This can't be crushed
The worthless detractors/Lie in our dust
Forget the haters/Remember the love
We're bound together/We're rising above
Act like you know, bitch, act like you know.
There are more verses, but you get the picture.
We finished writing the arrangement and riffs on Monday. It's the first thing we've completed with #5. Musically, it's a pretty fucking brutal song, but lyrically, I think it sends a positive message.