This is a true story of woe which happened to me this morning.
I wore up this mornin, the coldest day of the year,
The heater was busted, and no fixer was near,
I borrowed some space heaters, so I could live in the house,
While Jaycox AC/heater fixer was coming. I huddled inside like a chilly church mouse.
Tomorrow is coming when it will be fixed,
Tomorrow afternoon $575 will fly out the house.
2 neighbors lent me box heaters so I won't freeze.
Woeful guitar solo to come when the shed is heated again......