Originally Posted By: thabottomend
French Grapefruit.

Tres bien fait, Monsieur LeFond.

Originally Posted By: Some Other Guy's Mom's Pimp
Four Musicians and a Guy Who Owns a Bass

Another good one. But I think I'd prefer seeing that group over, for example:

Two Musicians and a Guy Who Owns a Bass
One Musician and Some Guy Who Owns a Bass
That Guy Who Owns a Big Guitar Missing a Couple of Strings

My biggest fear that is all too often realized, is that I show up at a gig where the following band is performing:

The Instrument Holders



Fanboy? Why, yes! Nordstrand Pickups and Guitars.
Messiaen knew how to parlay the funk.