Weekend Warriors
Sunday Morning Quarterbacks
Dilettantes and Wannabes
The Has-beens and Never Wases
Capybara (biggest rat, sorry "largest rodent" in the world) and the Pied Pipers
Dream On, Suckers

PS One of you guys mentioned "the Eric Iverson Experience" - do I look like I'm from Seattle to you? Not that I don't like Jimi!