I think taking the name from real life expereinces is good. This is how my day went...

"Dog Threw Up in the Kitchen"
"What Happened in the Garage"
"Recycling Trailer is Full"
"That Meat Looks Tainted"
"Van Full of Carboard"
"The Kirby Needs a Tune Up"
"Automated Attendant Hell"
"Para Instruciones en Espanol..."
"Hello, My Name is Jim" (must be said in a very "non-Jim" accent)
"Please Hold While I Transfer Your <click>"
"238 Channels, Nothing to Watch"
"That's Not a Chip, That's Bird Poop"

Plus side...

"Pork Chops Were Perfectly Cooked!"



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