"Adolecent Mutant Shaolin Terepins."
"Giant Mutant Junkie Moths."

Or, better yet, cop a gig and have drunken, mouth-breating, six-toed, cousin-marrying rednecks hurl suggestions for a name. Would be part of the act.

"The Drunken, Mouth-Breathing, Six-Toed, Cousin-Marrying Redneck Band"