OK folks. Below is what I sent in so far. I know this thing was settled a long time ago but it also became a collection of possible band names. Some seriously fit when was asked for in the beginning, some would fit other types of bands (Emo, college bar band, punk, death metal, blah blah blah) and yes, some are just silly. Have you heard the names of some of the bands out there in the past 50 years? Yes, I realize that some of the names suggested have been used by actual bands. I'm willing to defend any name I've given so far, if I have the time. Until then, I'm sure a few of us have a name or two left in us. If you don't like this thread, ignore it and it will go away.

Mooseknuckle Incorporated
Beans & Toast
Captain Yambag and the Malcontents
Kibbles & Bits
Meh
The Lowdown
Chicken In A Pot
Froggy Went A Cortin' (Country Band)
Taxi Ride
Slippery Nipple
Miss Muffits Tuffit
Poisoned Peach
Wet Dog Smell
Garbage Truck Liquid
Fun Bags
Gaseous Clay
Fabulous Cheese
The Extremely Diverse Assorted S**t Band
The Pickled Farce
The Trouser Coughs
Insomniacs Dream
Gag Reflex
Soggy Tissue
Empty Bill
Far Out Chester
Go Limp
The Ignatowski Experience
Funky Underwear
Scraps
Stuff In My Pocket
Fat Mice
Lost Lunch
Sherpa Sloth
Baloney Skins
Filthy McNasty and the Furious Fudge
Bustin Buttons
Ricochet Rickshaw
Trickling Fury
Glorious Mess
Shiatsu Surprize
Fungus Mungus
Craptacular
Snot Bubble
Festering Pusboil
Your Mothers Mustache
Blubbering Gus
Ferocious Flutter
Double Naught Spy
Pelican snot
Earfull
Lemon Butter Lamby Nuggets
Fish Food
Glad Hatter
Hideous Headlights
Hay Ness
Purple Nurple
Roach Coach
Mildon't
Pepe's Peasants
Turtle Club (hold the mayo)
Spicy Meatball
No Toys For Santa
Shivering Sheldon's Ski Cap
No-tell Motels
Salmonella Surprise
Quest for Fire
Dangling Participle
Daddy's Disappointment
All Nude Girls
Clever Band Name
Restless Native
Prickly Heat
Scarlet's Fever
Reaking Rubbish
Santa's Sack
Quicktime Harch
Belmont Steaks
Texas Cheesecake Depository
Loneliness & Cheeseburgers
Liquid Encouragement
Bucket of Dumb
Tappa kidney
No Vacancy
Lucky Underwear
Fat Uncle
Incestuous Grooves
Felonious Monk
Plight of the Bumblebee
Govern Mental
Mental Floss
Poorhouse
Load of Shame
Turf Toe
Toe Truck
Truckin Luck
Lucky Chicken
Pork Pie Hat
Unibrow
Hal Atosis
Remark A Bowl
Liquid Lunch
Imaginary Friend
The Scoots
The Bittermen
Phil McCracken
Jeepers Sleepers
Vitamin P
This Guy Is Falling
Rubber Ducky Deathtrap
Uncle Fester's Haircut
Girth
Hundred Yards to the Outhouse
Sequestered Memories
Pimple Faced Teen
A (that's right just A, balsey huh)
Potty Humour
Lake of Fire
Pew
Perpetual Motion Sickness
Silly Ass
Gutwrenching Gabby
Cheap Suit
Delicious Dairy Air
Necktie Noose
Cunning Runts
Superfluous Nipple
Disband
Mockery of Crockery
Special Farces
Unmentionables
Sufferin’ Succotash
Filthy Soup
Feast or Famine
Malicious Marshmallows
Squeezin Mr. Wipple
Neckbone
Pickin Petunias
Burnt Water
Hoof Arted
Jerk Store
Atrocious Aardvarks
Race with Death
Cautious Cleveland
Trouser Mess
Explosive Diarrhea
Superhero Pantyhose
Polly's Crackers
Sloppy Seconds
O the Ironing
Pen Island
Burning Itch
Blow Hole
Fridge Magnet
Dirt Nap
Lung Cookies
Porcelain Bus
Ralph and the Technicolor Yawn
Will U. Stoptuchinme
Serious Banana
Hang Nail
The Goose Berries
Far Flung Fiasco
Stinky and the Beans
Knob
MuddaButta
Tainted Lunch
The Loud Stalkers
Bobby Salami
Will Work For Food
Verbatim
Plagiarizing Brail
Faceplant
Nooggies
The Pastey Resistance
Chinstrap
Torque
Saucy Susan
Hammertoe
Horatio's Hematoma
Full Bodycast
Sneeze Guard
Chum
Reboot
Lilly Liver
Foot
Chump
Biscuit Head
Crotch Crickets
Weasles
Freuds Mother
Scallywag
Lift
Not Lenny
Welding Water
Offramp to Hell
Chumsicle
Chum Bucket
Socket
Pocket Rocket
Lamenting Lamppost
Dropped Call
Lost Not Found
Holy Underpants
Tears of Shame
Greywater
Plethora
Burger
Burgermiester
Forced Joy
Juicy Caboose
Green Eggs and Hamlet
Shrinkage
Plastered Paris
Wet Noodle
Map of Hawaii
Squashed
Fists of Fury
Onions Peppers & Garlic
Maize of Despair
Wild Dogs
Spackle Headed Mutants
Port of Call
Against the Grain
Drunken Clowns
Happy Mistress
Scores of Slop
Carnival Creeps
Hamster Dance
The Fleas
Bareback Horses
Homage to a Cretan
The Happening Disaster
Inspida Vitall
The Cooties
The Cold Ones (One of my old band names)
Interior Demolition
Poo
Mr Happy
SNAFU
Dahmer's Stew
Pincher
Stinky Finger
The Haberdasher
Scorched Earth
The Three Testes
The Electric Spew
The Collective Moo
Malarkey
Artsy Fartsy
Skin & Bones
Small Ballroom
Forgotten Fellows
Creature Feature
Muck and Mire
Balonious Assault
Tactical Fudge
Scam
Court of Fools
The Ugly Mugs
The Renegers
Blast of Gas
Pant Weasel
The Skid Marks
The Stains
Gobbler's Knob
Hairless Apes
Bigfoot's Bunion
Full Release
Menacing Magpies
Anatomically Correct
2Shay
Spork
Dash Riprock
Rumatiz Medicine
Peter Pantsless
The Udder Ones
Grannies Glasses
Pizza (Who doesn't love Pizza?)
Goose Egg
Oblong Footlong
Worthless Gems
The Cans
Yellow Light
Sausage Fest
Restless Donut
Spunky Monkey
Torn Clothes
Artificial Intelligence
Mortal Wound
The Bullies
Significant Brother
Dangling Fury
Pete Schweddy's Delicious Dish
Busted Tools
Buttered Muffin
Homer Simpson's Mouth
Suspicious Gravy
Primordial Ooze
Radical Peach
Dormant Aggressor
Hacking at Science
Monkey Spank
Tentacle
Special Edward
Squat
Scrapple
Morph
Quimby's Dirty Pool
Mystery Meat
Misery Meat
Charcoal
The Surreal McCoys
Head-Butt
Cut & Run
Pig Boy
Mental Floss
Llama Llama Duck
The Bees Knees
The Leftovers
Royal Pain
The Cat's Pajamas
Twig & Berries
Big Jim and the Twins
Mushroom Caps
The Crispy Critters
Sputtering Prostate
Duncecap
Barren Womb
Desert Itch
Limp Inspiration
Above the Canckles
Musty Orifice
Pantsuit Prison
Inappropriate Touch
Rictus Grin
Hapless Victim
Superliminal
Cork
Black Ice
Helen Back
The Vilians
Daine Bramage
Hose Bag
Blarney
Pot of Mold
Prescription Pants
The Big Ragu
Muscles Marinara
Go Go Juice
Merkin
Leapin Larry & the Lecherous Lotharios
Drippy Dipstick
The Dung Beatles
Perils of Penelope
Smelly Ice Cubes
Sopping Wet
The Goat Herders
Colostomy Joe
Corkscrew
Holly's Hiccups
The Malicious Mammeries
Blasting Cap
Buckets of Stuff
Homemade Plastic
Needlenose
Pepe LeWeppy (I kick the ball)
Jury of Foes
Smirk
Gherkin
Screamin Urethra
Vergona
The Whipersnappers
Delicious Dogfood
The Fabulous Disasters
Pork
Vengence
Moaning Lisa
Bratwurst
Breezy Bloomers
Disorderly Conduct
The Poop Chute Manifesto
Reverse Cowboy
Pro Fanity
The Inflatable Datables
Inflatable Sheep
Frumunda
Call of the Mild.
Rapture
Atomic Wedgie
Joe Rockhead
Predatory Pilferers
Dishpan Ass
The Clotting Concubines
Dillweed
Dillhole
Dippity Doo
Forgotten Flushes
Stinky Blanket
Jacko's Preschool
Harmony Crush
Calling No One
Spotted Dick
Stuffed Animal Massacre
The Masticating Morons
Happenstance
Schmeckle
Fifi's Razor
Manatee
The Nadds
Dongle
The Outfit
The Squad
Mayor McCheese
The Dingleberries
Tasteful Disgust
ET Eddie Torrez The Extra Testicle
Pacifier
The Dunk Tank
Homicidal Dolphin
Blown Cover
Person of Interest
Foul Pole
Room Service
The Expiration Dates
Duped
Hecklers Paradise
Smart Alex
Pooper Scooper
Tactical Elephant
Dorsal Fin
Gumbo
Soft Surface
Zippy the Wonder Slug
Rabbits Arm
Blossoming Bosoms
Scarcasm
Knuckles of Fun
The Shtuppers
Fugly
The Pug Uglies
T-Rex Arms
Bumpas's Dogs
Wilma Finger
The Oompa Loompa's
Lickety Split
Where
Scrod
Hazmat
Schmendrick
The Scoundrels
Mob Rule
Horny Toad
Loose Movement
Dr. Destructo
Force Child
Semi-Sweet
Dog Bite
The Paroles
Nut House
The Cackling Hens
Beast of Desire
Dungeon Play
Tiny Avenger
Firewater
Rumpus Room
Mr Head
Donkey Show
Blow Hole
Arch Enemy
Fart Box
The Dumb Waiters
Stone Pillow
Anesthesia
The Fumb Ducks
Severe Tire Damage
Dribble Glass
Zoink
Lunch Money
Blown Gasket
The Devil's Keeper
Pummeling Porpoise
Short Skirts
She Smells Sheet Smells by the Sheet Store
Keyboard Diarrhea
Rubber Czecks
Sprained Sphincter
The Swinging Pair
Spaz
Like Susan
Red Catch Up
Fun Ghoul
Blockage
After Ours
Blanch
El Guy
El Guappo
Fruit Pie the Magician
Blubber
Whiplash Willie and his all Girl Band
Dump Truck
Bottomless Pit
S Cargo
Engine Trouble
Effects Chain
Splatter Zone
Home Chemistry
Low and Behold
Fragment
Tummy
Tranny Fluid
Hump Day
Sandwich
Missing Gerbil
Deceiving Lemon
Black and White Rainbow
Full Contact Chess
Harebrained Scheme
Calamity


If you think my playing is bad, you should hear me sing!